Man in the Box - Pizza

[chemicalsweet13]

You can't take the pizza to hell with you when you go Greg so you'd better eat fast or start praying because your friend is right, you need Jesus.

[TheHolyChiz]

omg, i'm eating pizza right now

[ghettotalk3119]

im jewish and id go if theres free pizza

[LookAtMeNow450]

thumbs up if GirlsLoveMe from the hairlosshelp forum brought you here!!

[xXArmTheHomelessXx]

I'm not offended at all because Greg is always the depressed asshole in the office. Lol

[GoreKayke]

Alcohol is The lord.

[koolgirl1720]

it makes me want to hav pizza now

[SammmyNan]

lol, I always hate it when I meet christians like this guy, makes the rest of us look bad

[hobofam]

i have never seen a christian like this b4...im catholic and i dont give a shit about people that drink, only priests do that

[maxdecphoenix]

@hobofam oh they exist. i've met more than my fair share.

[xXjesperoXx]

im a christian and im soooo offended

[m1tchellking]

@xXjesperoXx Then don't watch it...pussy.

[xXjesperoXx]

@m1tchellking i was being sarcastic...

[m1tchellking]

@xXjesperoXx You better of been. im with the youtube comment police...

[HeadlessPony]

@m1tchellking

ROFL

[trulynot]

Geez, that minox really bloats the face.

[gregsmusic1]

i dont think there is anything wrong with someone praying for you,as long as they have your best interest in mind,not insulting like jase here in this vid

[yoshimasterleader]

the classic christian stereotype

[tigermantigerman1]

@yoshimasterleader ive seen this in real life, so its not just a stereotype.

[yoshimasterleader]

@tigermantigerman1 stereotypes are usally based on real event

[tigermantigerman1]

@yoshimasterleader i rly dont know how to respond to that...i dont know that much about stereotypes (becouse i live in latvia where everyone is white and speak 2 languages, latvian and russian, there are no jew's or hindu's (mb im typing it wrong) or any other religion than christianity and non-religion (and atheists like me are even rare.

[kaleidomagic]

I like his calendar. Want to see more!

[TheTightPrincess]

say...

that's a cute pizza!!

[channelclaire]

i find it insulting if people claim 'i will be in their prayers' or 'ill pray for you' etc.

[CFLWjgjc]

@channelclaire it just means they are thinking about you, i know what u mean though and yeah if u look at it like that then yes it can "seem" insulting" or if they just come up and randomly say that, but if ur going thru a tough time and someone says that then it just means they wish the best for you

[channelclaire]

@CFLWjgjc Anyone who knows me well enough to offer prayers, knows I hold know weight in the power of prayer. If they do not know me well enough it is a little presumptuous to offer their thoughts.

[Alanboy395]

I consider myself a Christian and I find Jase annoying.

[grassvalleystudios]

Our Pizza, which cook in oven, hallowed be thy tomato sauce; thy kitchen come; thy will be cooked done, in high rise crust as it is in pizza hut. Give us this day our daily slice. And forgive us our un hungry wasters, as we forgive them that mooch off us. And lead us not into sardines and mushrooms; but deliver us from dominoes. [For pizza and soda is the kingdom, the power, and the hunger, for ever and ever.] Pass the pepperoni please Let us worship the lord, Pizza christ

[oakleey]

can I have my 1:38 back please.

[blankankle]

"god forgives" implies that your right, and though whilst other people's beliefs are wrong, they will be forgiven.

i have nothing against anyone but if you're trying to be diplomatic, use should word your phrases more thoughtfully

[AngealNephilim]

Loved te video and I agree with it. It's about the hardcore christians. I get alot of crap from random christians for not being one and said I'll burn in hell for it. I get tired of it and would say the same thing. Not all christians are like that but for the ones need to keep it to themselves. And that's more senseless ranting from me. XD

[b0gAtYr]

@AngealNephilim I'm a Christian, but those guys are like the Islamic Extremists of the Christian religion. No one will burn in hell for not being a Christian, God forgives.

[7ate9FU]

that's not even right to make fun of christians like that !

i am a christian and i'm nothing like that !

[JVAS1997]

STFU

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[skyeflick]

ug bible pushers... bad enough when they show up at your house, much less one at work. I just wanna cock punch em

[sigmapsicharlie]

It always annoys me how people always copy word for word the Lords prayer, like its a chant or something. Jesus said, this is how you should pray, not copy what I say and do it everytime you pray. To me Prayer is a personal thing and it consists of your own needs and thanks to God. With some people (Catholics) its the only prayer they even say at church, its kind of a cheap way to make it look like you are actually praying IMO. So i say, use the Lords prayer as a guide but not a stump speech

[XxSoulRazoRxX]

Jesus also said to rape and murder.

[7ate9FU]

@XxSoulRazoRxX oh really now where did he say that ?

[XxSoulRazoRxX]

@7ate9FU Try actually reading the bible and you would know.Its a great story book.I bet you call yourself christian, and you never actually read it.Theres a diffrence between being christian and having faith.

[bbefme]

@sigmapsicharlie And who are you to judge?

[quidproquo2004]

haha, i did that all the time in college :D

[hijkul]

Ha ha I'd do the same thing!

[Nagneto]

Christians (and all other delusional religious freaks) mask their self loathing and hatred of humanity with rightousness. It's hilarous.

[TheSquintSquadXD]

Well...thanks?

:P

[BJEAKE]

LOL, this doesn't even make sense, but it sounds cool. I will pray for you. LOL

[ForceRecon198]

I think that the people who push their religion onto others like seen are total assholes. I'm Christian but I really hate how people try to tell me I have to go to Church. I don't think of my religion as my obligation, just what I believe went down. Sort of. I'm kind of Christian I guess but I can't believe what I don't believe. This video was pretty damn funny BTW.

[DNDerek]

what's a pizza pie?

[GeorgePaulDavisIII]

lol that wasn't tactful at all lol

[LordRehan]

This is stupid. Christians aren't like this!!

[thethirdwinter]

Some are but they are few and far between.

[LordRehan]

True. SOME are.

[crfranchises1]

Ahhh, yes they are. Played golf with a born again and every hole it was Praise Jesus and let me tell you Jesus is a 28 handicaper. He sucks balls!

[thecrusadingdebator]

Well, yeah obviously. I mean, I'm a Christian, but I thought it was funny, becuase it didn't seem like they were bashing Christians, but just more wierd people. I thought it was great.

[sometimesoonfan]

I'm a christian too, and i thought this was hilarious. Cuz there are religious nutjobs out there who take it too far.

[thecrusadingdebator]

Yeah, people can make fun of the flakes as much as they like, but you and me are HARD-CORE, THICK SKINNED Christians who have no problem with satirical humor.

[sometimesoonfan]

i say....do whatever makes you happy. If you want to be a christian then great! If you want to worship Satan, fine by me just go do it somewhere else. If you want to be an Athiest, awesome! Have a good time! DO whatever the hell you want! I don't give a shit.

Praise Jesus.

[thecrusadingdebator]

I tend to disagree, but oh well.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

They are.

[thanatos413]

hey lol god is an adults imaginery friend so if they want that then more power to them!! i love the skit!!!

[cpmdizzle]

not a good video topic ...runawaybox..... too many people get offensive ,,,but i liked : D

[therapsids]

If anything proves that something out there loves all of us, its pizza.

[CiipherZer0]

@therapsids That 'something' would probably be Italians...

[MarkAnthony27]

You might want to look up the definition of the word ignorant before you use it to insult people. None the less in the mean time you can go fuck yourself. It's a comedy skit for crying out loud and you have to leave a comment like that. So have a nice day now Douche Bag.

[phantomdc4]

ignorant (adjective) - lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: example - ignorant of quantum physics.

There's your definition of ignorant MarkAnthony you dumbfuck. Now please tell me how people believing in imaginary, supernatural beings is not being ignorant of our natural world and of science. So think about that while you are beating off to your bible you pathetic dick drop...

[MarkAnthony27]

That's awesome, you learned how to google, cut, then paste for your a definition, arent you just special? Listen here inter-net tough guy, I really don't give a shit what you do or don't believe I just wanted to point out how much of a douche bag you are for leaving a comment like you did. Thanks for posting a reply to offer a 2nd example and removing all doubt. The only thing I can't figure out is how you find this show funny, my guess is that you have someone explain the jokes to you. Fag!

[phantomdc4]

you actually hyphenated the word internet, you are one of the stupidest people alive. glad I could help you out by posting again to remove all your doubt. could you perhaps explain to me how you came to the conclusion that I can't find this show funny. you are obviously very smart and cool, probably funny as well, so maybe you could come hang out with me and explain the jokes to me. I promise I won't be a tough guy anymore...

ha, you're such a cunt

[jdfspartan117]

lemme guess, christian? proabaly. :P

[nahm02]

Thats so true! Everyone wants to tell you that his religion is the best and that all the others are of less value. Religion is shit not just because of all the dead people in name of jesus or allah or sth. like that....

[KyleWebs]

nobody said all Christians are like that so stfu you guys!

did Greg or anybody else on there say "all Christians are religious freaks"? didn't think so. Don't assume.

[Solarees]

lol jezuz gives you free pizza

[hmfvunit]

=( now i want pizza

[student5320]

ha that was awesome cuz christians...aren't

[honey1dj]

Amen! (pun intended)

[dwadedabomb127]

hey he does not represent all christians ok some are freaks but people like me are just normal people

[jc41TV]

Haha, Im a christian, but man some christians can actually be like that guy

[haytheredelila]

lol rite?

[micahsmakinkookies]

This isn't what Christians r like at all. Jase is a douchebag.

[FlyWitDaPenguinz]

hes a super obsessive christian, douchebag

[LoneSniperSG]

I'm so glad I don't have coworkers like Jase... if I did, I would have to kill myself.

[puttheblame]

I'm an athiest and I would have done the exact same thing as Greg. FREE FOOD thank the lord. LOL

[senorcardgage678]

seconded. thank you god for inventing pizza

[comserv1]

@puttheblame ah hell im not an athiest, but I have done the same thing. Im not religious so I can bore my ass to death for some prechy mofo. lol

[kidkong65]

i would so do tht i did tht in 8th grade just for the free pizza

[Drareg1648]

is it Man in the box or Runawaybox?

[shelley9000]

It's actually both.

[brandonplaysguitar16]

Man in the box is the series about the guy in the office. Runawaybox is this and everything else.

[Drareg1648]

so the elevator is Runawaybox

[bloodhoney360]

im not doing it becuse of the lord,

im doing it for the pizza,

and satan = win

[storm96cloud]

Man who hasn't mooched free food off meetings. Fight Club hello, yessir I had testicular cancer lol

[rimera13]

Hehe... I used to crash bible study groups in college for the free food. I'm not Christian, but come on, I'm sure the Goddess wouldn't begrudge me. I mean, they had brownies!

[Rita3500]

Lol me 2!!! XD

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Goddess? Christian?

Wait, what are we talking about?

[12rscott]

Ha, I did it for the crafts. Oh, and to argue points like abortion and explain to them all what a pentacle really is, lol. XD

[patricklukcy13]

that pizza looked good.

[HatedSoLdier935]

I wouldve done the same thing. YOU GOTTA LOVE MANE IN THE BOX AND THEELEVATOR SHOW

[PrairiePie23]

This is a great episode. 'thoroughly enjoyed it.

[cullenlover678]

no im not better than anyone no one is better than anyone else

[RabidLarmer]

Not true because I am better than anyone else in the whole world, apart from that its true.

[MrPacmanJr68]

ur comment made it seem like u think ur better then everyone else

[darkherokaze]

Now I want some pizza. I think I'll get some.

[franesBlamescheezytv]

I would of done the same as greg,

[jmusker54]

i found an image of jesus in the back of my shorts. let's open the bidding at $100.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

what a coincidence, i found an image of jesus in the FRONT of my shorts.

[RabidLarmer]

I'm not sure which is the front and which is the back of my shorts I've turned them round so many times now and people often say Jesus when they see them.

[DemonHunter11808]

OMG you ignorant preaching mother fuckers. Guess what? the writers of the bible were sick close minded asshole that wanted to control people through their fear. Fuckers.

[TheTrickySmoker]

religion is stupid as fuck i don't understand why people get so upset over a book that was written thousands of years ago its fucking stupid you need to worry about real shit

[leestitzel]

I'm a Christian but this not ONLY funny, it's true. Quit announcing how you'll pray for people.

[emjaydee14]

I know its a comedy but I want to make clear that Jesus was never obnoxious like the individual in the video. People who behave this way make Christianity look bad. Much of the time, people laugh at Christians because of the hypocrites. If you ever take time to read the Bible, you can see for yourself.

[urmomsbackdoor]

you stupid american fishpussy!!! i laff at you HA HA HA!!!! go blow fishball out your hairy ass!!

[emjaydee14]

Well, I am proud to be an American whether you think I am stupid or not. So would you please tell be what a "fishball" is in your language?

[Sumkrazyguy55]

Sorry, if Christians followed the bible exactly most of them would end up in prison or a mental hospital.

[shik3maru]

how so?

[Sumkrazyguy55]

It says to kill blasphemers, people who work on the sabbath, rebelious children, and many more. It also encourages slavery

[shik3maru]

obviously you dont know what your talking about, because no where in the Bible does it say that you are to kill blasphemers, or people who work on the sabbath day, or rebelious children, and it doesnt encourage slavery.

it doesnt tell you to kill them, it just recounts what they used to do in those times, it never says that you are supposed to kill them.

[Sumkrazyguy55]

No, it directly commands people to kill them. Have you even read the bible? Read the whole book of Leviticus. You'll be disgusted

[shik3maru]

I have read the Bible, and i have never seen it say "kill blasphemers etc..." get me a quote. From the King James Version. and i will believe you. And don't read it out of context.

[Sumkrazyguy55]

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

[Sumkrazyguy55]

When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

[Sumkrazyguy55]

Leviticus (20:9) Kill a man who curses his parents. (20:10) Kill adulterers. (20:13) Kill any man who commits a homosexual act.. (20:17) If a man sees his sister's nakedness and she sees his, they shall be cut off. (20:18) If a man lies with a menstruating woman, they shall be cut off. (20:27) Stone mediums and spiritists to death. (22:10-11) Condones slavery (24:20) Eye for an eye (26:15-17) The penalty for disobedience - disease and death Want me to go on? Check out Exodus 20:8-9

[shik3maru]

And of course you didnt read these in context :P. sure it does say that, but that was for people back in those days, if you read in the New Testament it says that we no longer have to do those, it says that we should follow the ten commandments :P

[Sumkrazyguy55]

But Jesus in one passage said to follow all of the bible. You can't discredit your diety's past sins. He's not perfect :p

[Sumkrazyguy55]

Deuteronomy (check out these)

21:18-21) Kill any rebellious son.

>>(22:22-28) Rapist forced to marry victim; killing is essential to purge

>>evil of adultery.

>>(25:1-10) Beat criminals with 40 stripes, man must marry dead brother's wife.

>>(25:11-12) Cut hand off.

>>(28:15-45) Destruction for disobedience.

>>(29:19-21) An unforgiving god.

>>(34:12) The mighty power and great terror which Moses performed

[Sumkrazyguy55]

1:36 Thats me when I get stuck eating with a bunch of christians. Its so funny

[irenehoogveld]

soory for your -1, i pushed the worng button:P you're a +1 to me!

[emjaydee14]

That is NOT how Christians really are.

[Ghost572]

its a comedy, just in case you didnt notice = [

[punkiswimmonkey]

haha.

in my life they are!

[hoze187]

you must be one of them

[minogue307]

bet you have no confidence willbond!!! bond to what ???.... you a stalker?

[willbond]

Why are the comments section on these videos filled with Tards? The videos are funny and clever.

[brom229]

thats something id do. get talkign into somethign cause theres free food and drink.. on seond though i DO acctually do that, and im sure others do too

[AlisonLP96]

omg im a christian, a very strong one actually, and i would find that guy so FREAKIN ANNOYING!

[robby040]

and im sure people find you you so FREAKIN ANNOYING

[AlisonLP96]

probably...

[punkiswimmonkey]

lmao.

and you admit that...haha.

[stive0martin]

hahaha i love that man ...

[xMsRedx]

HAHAHAHAHHAH

[tatiana8745]

lol ... thats messed up

[flintstones78]

this is like a better version of the office

[13katty13]

No this IS

[Poopcopy]

in any of these vids, does Greg actually do any work?

[omggan]

nope he dosent do anything <.<

[SynysterGates30]

He sign something in The Urinal

[Golfina]

lol... sweet!! :)

[rmcj5]

his calendar is january and the video is october

[wylder95]

Editing? lulz

[anglaismoyen]

anorak, lol.

[satterfieldstudios]

hes doing work he must be drunk or hung over

[ooogmorg]

or high.............

[stancamp]

Did we actually catch Greg working?

[Mike88T]

FAITH TEST

God or Pizza you can only have one, choose.

[IMyFriendAmMe]

pizza

[Averysavoy04]

God

[Kward107]

PIZZA!!!

[wylder95]

Shouldn't it be: Religion or Pizza. since there are many different religious beliefs?

[fuzukaru]

psh. PC is overrated XD

[halogamer238]

pizza

[doombringer8443]

Hahahahaha YES!

[lovespock]

ROFL

[dovermoreno]

You could almost see the light bulb go on above Greg's head when FREE PIZZA was mentioned !!

Awsome!

[jake77760]

lmao

[RabidLarmer]

Love this one, Greg you are so shallow.

[IGetsMoney24]

hey all religions have there own stoey and theyre all believeable to a certain degree i say do what ever makes you life easier or in other peoples case dosnt hey what ever all religion has a certain amount of confusion some more than others

[Nuka5]

not all but some are

[AbramClone]

ah Christians aren't like that.

[shoeman415]

well, a true-hearted christian isn't like that, but those are hard to find these days...

[jaella08]

true that...

[jbone664]

amazing what a man will do for free pizza

[tylerains]

lol most