I HAVE EAR CANCER! (1/27/10-329)

[ladida8628]

i love you guyyysss--i laughed so muchh! xxxxx<3

[samlyn86]

The poop shoveling beginss!!

[FillishTV]

I still kind of do that. Two years ago when me and my family came home from a trip, I pretended to sleep in the car. Noone carried me in. I was 19..

[TheLmfaorockers]

whats son tard , princess tard and baby tard and rock tard real name !?! please replay!!

[quenelko]

@TheLmfaorockers G-Funk, P-Tizzle, B-Tard, Broccoli-Tard.

[lamasOHllamas]

8:20 and so the poop shoveling begins.

[kellythanh7775]

like if you'r watching this from 2012!

[lisatrabucchi2003]

this was the first shaytard vlog i watched! been a sub ever since! :)

[lucyswain12]

when they were talking about faking to be asleep in the car i used to do tht when i was younger, but sometimes my brother used to start to tickle me so i couldnt keep a straight face! and couldnt stop laughing at 10:54 !!! XD

[Jenchixo]

0:15 I definitely danced :D felt like I was in a popeye episode!

[PetChucacabra]

I have skullcandy and there awesome best headphones

[VanillaStars08]

Im watching this video with blue sony cancer buds<3 Just like sontards(;

[werwer607]

shay, skullcandy is THE BEST.

[greenangle222]

skullcandy is actually rly AWESOME they have AWESOME sound

[LOLm0nk3y]

@JennaW150 Same!!!

[JennaW150]

I always used to pretend I was asleep! But then I guess I got too old so my parents started to threaten to just leave me in the car by myself..

[thewomaninthemoon]

I used to pretend I was sleeping on the living room couch at night so my dad would carry me to sleep. =)

[cubbiely]

@thewomaninthemoon haha, I did that too :D

[SuperJosh355]

rawn is so cool :D

[wildething27]

Princesstards Angry face at 01:18 Lmao :D

[1994LeafClover]

hahah the dre beats are such a fucking rip off, was at best buy a few days ago they were 200 dollars not including tax thats just fucking ridiculous, and also dont buy skull candy ear buds they fucking suck and hurt yours ears and they fall out.

[slstiles819]

@1994LeafClover My dad's friend goes to the Philippines on business trips a lot and he just got me $7 Dre beats from there. Just saying.

[sparkly222able]

you and mommytard are superparents!! <3

[TheMovieKid23]

I always die laughing when i see the picture at the end XD

[morg942212]

@alicecic yes she was :) now there is a Rocktard in with all the other tards. :)

[MikarinaMarina]

Holy crap; that's an elevator? I've had a bedroom smaller than that thing!

[morganlam1]

haha my ears hurt too! ive had stupid white ear buds in for a week straight cuz im watchin shaytard videos!!

[luvfritz2009]

I am wearing my brothers skull candy right now, and I have swimmers ear lol! We are so alike!

[rainbowgirl1124]

Skull Candy is good!

[msredvelvetcupcakes]

thumbs up if u noticed at the beggining ron was playing eye of the tiger



[brigi1234gibri321]

I'm on my itouch right now!!! The Itouch 4g is really useful!

[StarryXONight]

you will change the oil in the van or you will not get dinner LMBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[TheTutorialHubHD]

You remind me of Jack Black :D

[ThisNigguhh]

I'm watching you over an ipodpad right now! :D

[Sassygurl712]

I'm making this comment on my iPod touch 4g it's really cool I got it for my b-day

[mw2ownsmysocks]

Katilette doesnt want the kids to have iPods well 9 out of 10 videos I watch is on my iPod touch this comment was even made from my iPod

[xxJustinBieberxx101]

I remeber pretending to be asleep too :P

and sometimes they would make me walk and i was pissed lol !

[MissBoo111]

@SHAYTARDS what mall is that cuz i REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY wanna go to it!!!!!!!!!!! someone PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz respond!

[iluvponies9403]

At 2:33 shay is talking about his computer thing but behind him is mommytard waving at the viewers in the background.Thumbs up if you saw that.

[Kadoodless]

I'm 16, and I've never wanted an iPod for some reason. I find it kind of pointless when most phones can hold your music.

[johnmayerfan926]

This was the first shaytards video that I watched!

It's been so long:)

[TheONLYhotchick]

My couzin told me one time what channel was the shaytards and at what time, and date. but i FORGOT... :'(

[witch853]

It's really strange to see babytard not speaking, just all smiles and a poker face! she has definitely grown! :) <3

[naklinds21]

I love that that is still his chore. Sontard has grown so much into a young man in the last year and a half.

[laurenboren94]

i have tose same ear buds in purple and im using them right now

[slskye]

i still love watching old shaytards vids :)

[WeirdGirls2010]

i luv u

baby tard .ya watver

[julianlee1995]

shay: but there's no way I'm payin' a hundred and forty bucks for those

lol shay, but you did :P

[itsfaith77]

skull candy are really good i listened to a pair of them in the store

[GreatT15]

click on cc and go to transcribe audio. Then wait for the laughs!

[traceurhero]

I think sontard thought he had to pay the whole amount to use half of the iPod

Hahahahahaha

[dramapwincess1]

The ending cracked me up :)

[LittleBeeBistro]

note to self: get rid of ear cancer earbuds

[glittery4life]

Heyy I have the ear phones that sontard got except the blue part is pink

[L13M57coolpeeps]

I have those same exact earbuds!!!

[quenelko]

buckle and shovit <3

[MrPeanutbudda]

@jefejeffalmanza I hate it when pol do that he might be a lil over weight but there ment to be ok and he doesn't have gay accent

[SuperSk99]

@JeffJeffAlamanza

Now that's just mean.

[SaaMean]

I remember that!!! I also remember one time my parents actually did leave me in the car. When I woke up I was freaking out because I thought they were going to make me stay out there.

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

I was just wondering why you always wear a hat, Shay. Are you bald? Balding? Also, why would such a cute chick be with an overwieght dude with a gay accent?

[PessimisticAshley]

@JefeJeffAlmanza I was just wondering why you always post that comment, Jefe. Are you an asshole, turning into an ass hole ? Also, why would anyone ever date such a rude guy who's also a troll.

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

@PessimisticAshley Get bent, Ashley.

[CarterH09]

@JefeJeffAlmanza wow, i;d go out with an overweight dude with a funny great personality over a jerk who trolls anyday... maybe that's why - superficial much and let him wear what he wants... as far as i'm concerned you could stop the video and get on with your life.

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

@CarterH09 Get bent, Carter.

[CarterH09]

@JefeJeffAlmanza go suck it jefe

[Cookie4cora2lee]

dang iPod ok I was saying that he liked to see the bigger numbers lol. I always did that as a kid pretending to sleep tehe then I was wide awake when my dad put me in the bed

[Cookie4cora2lee]

don't get an iPod just a cheap mp3 less expensive. my nephew got an mp3 and he always had the volume waayy loud that I could hear it he liked tonsee

[TheJojo2202]

ron haz skills

[magicmeup987654321]

Do the kids ever fight cause they seem so friendly to each other

[PessimisticAshley]

@magicmeup987654321 I've seen them get pissy with eachother but than the camera cuts off. They just don't post the fights.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

How weren't people cracking up when they were filming that thing for the video with camera? Wait...what?

[fatpancake22]

Omg I remember always wanting to get carried in the house. I thought I was the only 1!!!!!!!

[password9319]

I'll be damned if I buy a kid that young an iPod...I didn't get my first iPod til the 8th grade, and I didn't get my first phone till I was a freshman...

[SceptigalGal]

Apples earphones = ear killers :( everytime I see someone wearing them I'm like WTFF AREN'T YOUR EARS SOO SORE :O I got some of the ones that are little rubber things that you can chose the size that fits your ears x no pain at alll x

[loveykms05]

@SceptigalGal i didnt get my first cell phone till i was 16 and i still dont have an ipod and im 25!

[aShayTardFan]

i think you would be able to fit yours and charles trippy's bikes in that elevator pretty easy :D

[GeorgXOXO]

Whats rons name on YouTube. I tried to do this the other day big fail my sister just hit me and I am 14.

[daisyluvsak]

@GeorgXOXO hiimrawn

[GeorgXOXO]

@daisyluvsak  Thanks so much.

[kayles1813]

i watched the end like 20ntimes hahah i miss those endings...

[avemalumdirector]

best part: arnold schwarzenegger drove this in the austrian army

lool i guess the austrian army couldn't even afford such a vehicle.

[ipodchanel]

I've seen a way bigger elavtor

[LittleBeeBistro]

i told this to my friend (she had the ear cancer headphones) and she said "huh??"

and i said "inside joke with half of youtube"

[omgitskirkyboy]

u need Dr. Dre Studios :L

[MultiTDIfan]

Did anyone else wave back at mommyTARD XD

[farnham1949]

boring....

[ohyoucute]

i miss this intro!!! :D reminds me of good old timees hahahaha

[jgonz185]

Brad Paisley pwns at guitar.

[Daddysgirl804149]

I still pretend to sleep when my gram almost catches me at 4 AM watchin utube she gets mad when i do and when i am too tired to move i will sit there and pretend to sleep so people wll just carrdy me

[BushyLlama1]

I Used to do that ALL the time!!.. now im 13 .. and i want to do that.. but thers a BIG chance theyll just leave me in the car..

[zeroxlulu]

I know what you mean Shay... Ugh I hate apple earbuds they hurt after awhile that's why I use the gummy earbuds

[reynaldo7496]

02:33 Woman stay in the kitchen don't wave at the camera! Cook me some eggs!!!!!

[Megsmusicl0vr]

lols my dad's car could fr it that elevator, huh? :P thumbs up and/or five stars if you love the Shaytards family, too! :D<33

[Ashchethem]

Mommytard has a really good point. I get extremely anti-social sometimes and I almost always have a pair of headphones on. I listen to my ipod on the bus, during class (my teachers allow me to listen to music because it keeps me focused cos I gots me the ADHD) and when I do chores. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing necessarily. Music is a huge part of my life though.

[brenduhhize]

it's not ear cancer but it means you use them to much and it bugs your ears

[0MissElizabeth0]

aww Malachi came out to hear the accordion music :-D

[kate2354]

as soon as you walked out of the elevator into the mall i craved a mall prez with chesse dont know why but now i have to go get one love ur vids. :)

[JmanAndHellfire12]

I get ear aches from using iPod ear phones to so now I have really soft ones

[fashionlittleme2001]

i love scullcandy

[maddy22134]

the ending about babytard and the lemonade made me laugh sooo hard lol

[AmantesSuntAmentesx]

those hurt my ears too!! i can only use the skullcandy kind

[TheVlogTwins108]

I used to pretend to sleep, but then whenever my parents carried me in, they would just put me on the floor.

[cutecakes3]

yes there is ear cancer!

[NDSS2013]

i still pretend to sleep when my parents catch me watching the shaytards vlogs at 5 am at night.

[clovelywindheaven]

@NDSS2013 ...right lol freak

[LittleBeeBistro]

@NDSS2013 5 am at night? thats contradicting itself!

[harrypotter1232416]

@NDSS2013 thats what i do until i get cought

[flowerhi201]

@NDSS2013 It woud technically be 5 am in the morning. Just saying ;P

[xxshaytardsfan1xx]

my names babytard and I like the lemonade :P ROFLMAO love you shaytards xxx

[fazziebucha]

so  ugliy

[iamannoyingXD]

08:21 sontard looks JUST like rocktard, no joke. :)

[MultiTDIfan]

its 150 bucks SonTARD

[xUnwantedSouls]

My parents would leave me in the car with the door open x)

[TheJambo09]

I got the dr dre beats and they cost me £300 and was the best purchase ever !!

[SuperEmmaXD]

I have the same ear phones as sontard, but mine are pink :3

[cboone25]

yall are so awsome great fam! Im 25 an will soon be married an hope to be as happy and fun as you Tards! thanks, emily e.smalling@yahoo.com

[cboone25]

yall are so awsome great fam! Im 25 an will soon be married an hope to be as happy and fun as you Tards! thanks, emily e.smalling@yahoo.com

[hinderblinder]

ONE OF MY ...of is ...sss

[aml1898]

This is my mall :D I WISH I WAS THERE ON THIS DAY.

[kittingirl22]

man you guys have target in your mall

[bmdelost1]

ahahahahahaah and so it begins

[angelface14363703]

my son is turning 5 in January and hes asking for a cell phone for his bday, little dose her know hes trippin and just getting a bike, crazy kids

[allybree]

hahah mommytard cracked me up at 2:34!!

[safwan4]

who else waved at mommytard in the background @ 2:34?

[hulaflip1]

you may just have an ear infection from shoving them in your ear alot

[ssjlion]

totally know the pushed-earphones-in-too-hard-f­or-too-long feeling. no shay, u dont have ear cancer :)

[JessicaaBradshaw]

Omg I did that ALL the time! xD

[tsm855]

i still do that lol because im 13

[whitesox2624]

go to 7:26 so cute

[nicksin68]

My ears were sore from those head phones.But I got used to the head phones.And now it is not sore any more.But now I apple head phones and there-REALLY AWESOME!!!

[xMRSSZNERd]

I'm Have The Same Headphones As Sontard! And I'm Using Them To Listen To The Shaytards Right Now!

[xxaerogirlxx231]

6:09 i have those exact same ear buds

[singingirl818]

I so remembe so remember doing that!

[mumbles123456789bee]

there is a such thing as ear cancer "i googled it" lol no joke there is a such thing!

[HarryHopkinson]

Shay you have one buetiful awesome family!

Mommy Tard is Beutiful,

Son Tard is growing to be a very well rounded young man,

And both your little daughters are crazy cute

and not forgetting you, you seem to be one hell of a swell guy who has got his whole family under his arms! Keep it up man, doing one awesome job!!!!!

[MissiVampire]

@HarryHopkinson You forget Rock tard!

[HarryHopkinson]

@MissiVampire Rock tard wasnt in this one iirc, and i had just been getting in to shay tards so hadnt come across him yet, but, fiddle me, he also follows the family trend of being increadably awesome!!!!

I <3 the sheytards!!!!!

[lulipeke7]

@HarryHopkinson awwwwwww

[CrazyCrysta]

@HarryHopkinson Did you purposely misspell beautiful??

[Zeldanon]

@HarryHopkinson And now we can add Rocktard into the family. He is the cutest baby in the world!!

[emilaygleek13]

I like how shay cant remember what the name is for the ipad when it is right behind him

[moj0nick]

ehh if i fake sleep, they totally know i am.....so they just leave me in the car.....

[fokyoaho]

lol looks like u got it all shay! the sony then bose then dr dre beats haha

[5popstar5]

ik i do the same thing fake sleeping so my parents can carry me but then they eventually get me to wake up

[robloxkohrt]

Nice Way To Torture You Kids!

[noxtan13]

1) It's funny. Right before Shay mentioned the Bose headphones, I thought to myself "Bose is really good." :-)

2) I have Bluetooth wireless Jaybird inear headphones for my iPod and wireless Auvio headphones for my computer. Both are great headphones.

[noxtan13]

1) I remember when I was younger, my dad had me pick up all the pinecones in our double-lot yard so I could earn $10 to buy a Goosebumps tape.

2) I don't remember ever pretending to be asleep so parents would carry me in.

[FairytaleDream13]

10 days of cleaning poop and he get an IPOD?! lucky kid

[sk8alltheway95]

I'm a new fan and I've started on day one and I'm working my way up to the the new videos!!!

[Hawaiianpearl17]

My dad would blow in our eyes when we fell asleep in the car, or anywhere for that matter, because if your fake sleeping, your eyes will open automatically, but if your really sleeping, they'll stay closed.

Sneaky old man.

[rachelmarie77]

I would pretend I was sleeping in hopes of not just being carried into the house, but sometimes my mom would change me into my pajamas too. What a brat I was. Thanks mom.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

You got me since the beginning in this one...I LOD when Sontard starting beating up rawn

[JKRossin]

oh i have to clean my dogs droppings every week, it gets really old, really really fast.

[Thecamar01]

Don't beat up rawn it's not nice.

[Eminem841547]

dr dre beats are more then bose lulz

[AventuraLuver]

The picture at the end is HILARIOUS

[jakerawk]

its funny cuz thats exactly how i feel whenever I'm asked if I agree to "terms and conditions".

"I dunno... i guess..."

[Wolverineeeeeeee]

I like my Philips inear virtual surround sound headphones. They are cheap and they have way better sound quality then any inear headphones I have heard. I haven't tried Bose because they are way too expensive.

[paintsaint10]

sorry i hate to be a party pooper but you just cant joke about cancer :L

[b0b0holic]

when you pay sontard for chores you technically are paying for the whole price! cause it's your money when you think about it!

[ZillaKillaGuy]

team BABYTARD

[MsAyoOda]

7:24 , ADORABLENESS !! XD

[Navysister1208]

no i dont think there is such thing as ear cancer

[milliewubsyou]

@Navysister1208 well, there is. Baha now you knoe.

[paintsaint10]

@Navysister1208 there is its possible on any part of your body .....