Squeeze

[bananaboyyy]

viral

[yojunoh]

ithought this video was pretty gay...

until 1:44.

that was sublime.

[borisdickinson]

its.... divine!

[HAZFRAME]

OMG Brent you are a comedy genius, so complex so many layers! Y U NO GO VIRAL?! *I got here from hearing you on the nerdist, then searching for you*

[MrDrewBonez]

Ehhh....

[Koyukonn]

I've watched this everyday for 5 days. It's art. Shit art. Shiart.

[Metallivane]

It's beautiful.

[MadamJester]

WHY!?

[Superevildarkraquaza]

Hai Andrew.

[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]

I am 12 and what is this

[crater7]

wtf......

[chahalele]

looks like they have more time to work out than to actually do business

[Extremeteamification]

I searched up Expendables 3 trailer and this video came up.

[fordoginto]

what the fk did I just watch....?

[Spectrime]

lo que hacen los esteroides no ma o_O

[tehsarr0w]

WHAST SONG

[heavydude11]

wtf did i just watch?

[Bananaform]

1:43 wtf is that??

[ZebraStarfish1]

Awww, c'mon guys, I'm eating!!



[whatsuphotdog]

is that 16-bit?

[GamblerTheThird]

Did they...Did they squeeze the shit out of eachothers hands? Literally?

[JacobMorgan1]

Vein-so-sore. 

[Nrt2Pnt0]

lulz

[Ebob101]

Hand poop.

[abovethehorde]

WHAT!?

[FapStaff]

Visual reenactment of the sphincter in action. Now I know how pooping works.

[mikieswart]

what- what the fuck... did i just watch here?

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

@mikieswart A video.

[chechinio008]

@mikieswart gay porn

[MrLunitunz]

"Dillon! You sonuvabitch!"

[Teabaggsofglory]

ego raptor sent me here

[Axel0142]

my eyes....they burn

[RaitoDenki]

Use, thunderbolt!

[DrFreenote]

... Did I just watch that?

[zawaldoo]

It's like I'm watching DBZ.

[chahalele]

for a second there i thought they were gonna start jerking each other off

[FunnyGarrik]

at 1:23 you can see where he injected himself with steroids

[RaitoDenki]

@FunnyGarrik where among the freackles? -.-

or you mean in the bicep? thats not a very good to hit the vein. also it would be stupid of him to inject himself in place where everyone would see...

you lose, gg.

[mikieswart]

@RaitoDenki steroids aren't usually injected into a vein. generally it's done intramuscular.

[Bolazer]

LOL?

[FullMaster360]

OMG what the f*ck did I just watched!

[spivotz]

EGORAPTOR WHY?

[11RAV3N11]

2 guys and a handshake?

[TheTrueTerror]

srsly?

[blacklabel3980]

The bald guy reminds me of the DEA agent from Breaking Bad

[DerekRox202]

I watched this twice for some reason.

[YoshiCircus]

What a shitty handshake...

[spiritro06]

tight shirts + synthol

obviously not natural/10

as natty as naturalgraham4

[TheGonzaPoker]

And thats how I got my job at Homebase kids...

[kklol7]

notsureifporn

[evilraymanbunny]

egoraptor T_T srly

[JboneDRS]

The music reminds me of a Final Fantasy battle.

[TheDanManofInsanity]

Steroid users aren't strong. Taking steroids is a sign of weakness.

[Mrcabletwitch]

so glad it's not gay porn....

[Jeffreychhem]

1:50 Oh god...LOL

[Jeffreychhem]

1:30 Oh god those 2 hands LOL

[Osumsoss]

"Dylan! You son of a bitch!"

[savagesnowball]

What is this I don't even...

[BleakeACE15]

...what the fuck did i just watch?...

[evilsbutcher]

i expected chris not ego raptor to lead me astray

[Jesusmasterninja]

Ripped dudes! Only if the "Master Race" looked like that then I actually fear them!

[PureDesp0]

eewww....

[G0REgoreGADGET]

............no?

[TheMayankiller]

most disgusting video ever.

Also was led her by Egorapator a strange ass motherfucker

[MegaAwesomeSteve]

soo... this is basically softcore porn

[Aarontpz]

Weirdest. Porn. Ever.

[FapStaff]

Oh, now I know why Jeff Goldblum was tagged. Makes sense.

[TheMayankiller]

@FapStaff Also smosh videos have tags like: Why are you reading the firefucking tags?

[Arjahn767]

Two men one handshake.

[Wrath102]

Egoraptor, you strange sunuvabitch.

[OddRobb]

I'm going to have some very, VERY strange video recommendations from now on...

[electroro]

WTF

[Hannahjk1o1]

I really hope they don't jack off like that because their dicks would start crying tears of blood :,c

[mannylulz]

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the tags lol

[Utharas]

Those men are disgustingly muscular . . .

[MrThongbong]

@Utharas You jelly thats all

[sonic7775]

Thats one firm handshake

[TheMadFedje]

the white shit guy definitely would have broke the other guys hands

[GarkalDusntPhail]

i think one came out of ufc and the other from middle-wieght boxing just to go into business with eachother and squeeze the shit out of eachothers hands

[GrimAlpha]

REQUESTING SOUNDTRACK

[Envyspet]

Da fuck did I just watch?

[GmelMkII]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[HellenicEtruscan]

i asked myself wtf at least 53 times

[nsahler]

Wat.



[worldofmetallicraft]

Where can i get this song. AMAZING

[DepthOfMyBrain]

what in gods name is this

[Redboyjp]

WTF Did I Just Watch

[Peebio]

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[Exilitus]

more like Roid Squeeze

[gmanhero]

...

[jakestowe1992]

WTF did i just watch

[mikerule1134]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[TheGreatKhan102]

Music should have been Guile's theme.

[TheRepublicPanda]

I don't understand...

[theshinization]

2 guys...2 hands.....no cup

[tohardcoreforlife]

Yep. 'Cause no one uses steroids..

[frankluvcow]

1:24 is that a steroid insertion spot

[XerosXIII]

Written and directed... WHAT IS THERE TO WRITE ABOUT!?!!LOOOolL

[elendless]

I love the music, whats the name of the tune

[majinjovan]

egoraptor must have gone all Benjamin Button on us. his latest favorites are indisputable evidence.

[GuitarDeity]

1:45 - Finger

1:49 - Sausage

2:03 - Shit

[AwesoMeNuduLSuuP]

German bodybuilder porn

[Th3EpitapH]

I'm just wondering which one of their hands jizzed at 1:30...

[ronnuh]

WTF??????

[corporateGH0ST]

The bald guy has a lisp.

[Metroidkalib]

Wtf...

[Glareth]

Lol, it looks like the guy in the white shirt has a lisp

[XBelovedXDarknessX]

I'm just... I'm so lost...

[nickba2]

They squeezed the shit out of each others hands

[DarcKHunter9]

I was eating...

[HarukaJoge]

Whoa whoa WHOA...

Things just got hot 1:16

[Fendertastic]

@HarukaJoge Keep watching.

[NoiseHero]

Them tags...

This vid............

[VampireTyi]

....Y?



[itsthefish23]

what the fuck. did.i.just.watch?

[Zallarion]

This is gay as shit, lol.

[Mongisfjes]

Egoraptor? The hell are you watching?

[BMXaniac888]

Egoraptor why the fuck did you send me here?

~BMXaniac888

[AlamakTheCrazy]

The real question is... how did Egoraptor found out about this video in the first place?

[Koyukonn]

oh oh "and that's how protein bars are made"

[SEPHIROTHJF]

i wonder which had they jack off with?

[GabrielCorpsegrinder]

they look like gay pornstars

[TheRealJetMagnus91NG]

This music is fucking epic

[Koyukonn]

holy shit. That was one of the best vids I've seen on youtube. Favd

[reptare11]

i tryed it but pee can out instead

[marcsman07]

:I what was that

[sorechimp101]

at 0:43 he looks like he is masterbaiting

[thaleslavor]

Thanks Egoraptor...

Thanks a lot.

[TheKingOfN0thing]

From now on, every handshake will be a competition to me. I must travel the land and shake the shit out of everyone's hand...It is my destiny.

[Smashlilman]

XD ROFL

2 hands 1 dump

[acealexander702]

The men's version of 2 girls 1 cup....

[Voshra]

Egoraptor favorites some pretty weird shit (no pun intended >_>)

[Chropoles]

@Voshra rofl good one

[thecrooksareinoffice]

roidz

[Tyoske4444]

This is the pinnacle of hard work from intensive amounts of masturbation.

[Drubinow5]

Well I suppose if your into muscular men sweating then you didn't waste three minutes of your life.

[maddi04]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[4781d36]

LOL WTF?!?!?! Weirdest thing I've seen on Youtube!

[aqatato]

gay porn :)

[000JoshuaMcClure000]

Ego is telling us secretly, how he was produced, and the amount of muscle, rage, sweat, blood, fear and pain that went into such an endeavor.

He is still the only successful test subject, all others could not contain the bad-assery of two titans exchanging meaningful but rare handshakes. All other 99 subjects could not maintain cell structure and withered to life's most basic waste.

Egoraptor has 99 problems, but shit ain't one.

[technonickhun]

And not a single FUCK was given that day/....

[dgnmwn]

We should stop watching egoraptor's favorites....

[MrSustinens]

@dgnmwn So... you didn't like Pickle Surprise?

[GreatBlueKnight]

@dgnmwn This is getting OUT OF HAND!

lol

[Killa1949]

@dgnmwn I can't I just got finished watching The Tester ep.1 with egoraptor. Fucking biased show.

[PaDesai98]

Somebody's not getting enough fiber

[hellyeboyzlol]

this video made me think

[Cramnaps]

They both look like Bruce Willis in different ways

[sumerian88]

WHAT-THE-FUCK

[RichDeSender]

perfect

[Ravenite1]

what... the... fff...

[MiltbrandNukleon]

Whhhhaaaaattt???

[3z3ki3lll]

guy on left - synthol much? xD

[wizzzer1337]

that was extremely manly, until it dropped.

[SmokinTheJeffrey]

bet these dudes give killer handjobs.

[PaDesai98]

uugh

[partenon047]

wtf did i just watch?

[trackbikemash]

pause and open new tab go find guile's theme and press play to both when this video is at 0:23:)

[scotsman5710]

@trackbikemash THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

[TheGonzaPoker]

this is gunna look very wrong when they both walk out the stock room to the shop floor...LOL

[ClooneyThunder]

egorapter

[djredmon1990]

amazing how he could find a shirt his size!!!!

[meggy2510]

I'm on the weird side of youtube again. aren't I? Damn it!

[Arsenov92]

so wait...if you squeeze really tight...poop will drop down from your hands?

[donda2111]

I rly dont know why some people squeze so hard when they shake hands with you.Theyre probably like "ITS A TEST OF MANLINESS DURR!!!"...NO dumbass its not.A test of manliness would be jumping in front of a train to save a helpless child whilst being chased by 50 rhinos with machine guns...bitch! T_T

[Arjahn767]

Much lollery at the tags.

[TheDoom]

This is a brilliant metaphor for our broken system of capitalism.

[45dfghjk1]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[KingdaKong161]

i get it " squeeze the shit outa my hand!!!!"

[livingshadow29]

Dem fuckin' tags