SPEEDFIT - SPEEDMOBILE - ALEX ASTILEAN

[swistone]

What a totally idiotic waste of time and money!

[FPChris]

Wait until they realize they have to push it home.

[masterjim23]

I remember seeing this on World's dumbest inventions, a Run of show of "World's dumbest Criminals."

[RedArrowDoug]

This is a total waste of a college degree. Couldn't they put their mind to invent something really useful.

[Vathral86]

Shut up and take my money!

[scottwilkins]

For those that think this is pointless: Heck, if it's fun, who the hell cares?!?!?  Get a life folks.

[BobJuanChangFritz]

Thank you! There are tears in my eyes. Almost as funny as TV's Frank's original presentation!

[Bossradamus]

Yo dawg...

[jongotty316]

You see......this is exactly why you shouldnt try thinking serious shit while smoking weed!

[EmmayLuLu]

It would be hilarious if it came with optional training wheels. XD

[tacoman876]

I kinda want one...

[tacoman876]

This isnt a new invention, Fred flinstone did the exact same thing

[0N3L0V3420]

@tacoman876 haha worlds dumbest

[Cammy252]

Forget walking ON the ground, no i wanna walk NEAR the ground

[vegasnegas111]

They see me rollin, they hatein

[PissinFire]

where is the breaks ?XD

[MissHystic]

This video demonstrates exactly what I think is wrong with treadmills in the first place

[calebc789]

From Worlds Dumbest:

This isnt an invention, this is how Cavemen got around!"

[mateen2511]

brilliant



[camerasroling]

you mean i can exercise... while outside?!

[heavyweaponsguy153]

thumbs up if u think this needs to be on jackass

[KeskinTRS]

Sometimes things don`t get invented because people know within 1 second of thinking about it that it`s a freaking retarded idea.

[d0ck47]

yo dog, i heard you like wheels and treadmills...

[swoosh50]

Makes sense, easier on your joints!

[cultmiester]

HOLY SHIT. NOW I CAN RUN...

... WHILE OUTSIDE????!!!!!

THIS PRODUCT IS WORTH TWICE WHATEVER THEY ASK FOR IT - IN FACT, I'LL TAKE 3

[AgustinCuca]

@cultmiester LOL

[samsonpau]

then why not jsut running= =?

[Lowgaen11]

I see no point to this thing. u r doing the same thing on the ground

[mokshjuneja]

seriously< this is a actually a product on sale and someone invented this? what happens during rains?

[bigbenhoward]

What happens if you fall?

[jakeskate43]

seriously?



[crash7775]

I like it

[HealthAndFitnessForU]

Remarkable innovation, I am interested in the creation

[Zephlins]

Why not run by yourself it's not different. Stupid product

[SaladHate]

how gay it looks when 2 guys are trying to run it. And what an amazing device! You make running movements and actually move! Omg what kind of devilish magic is that?!

[OnlineBackupServices]

@Reemii no thank china, manufacture this wonderful machine in china, ship it over and sell it to americans

[Jgrace16]

Wow.......who knew you could get places by jogging!

[bengotagun]

Guys! NOW is the time to invest!

[DiFrenzo]

searching for 'dumbest thing on wheels' brought me here, appropriate search response.

[MasterTrollAlot]

i used to struggle with conventional treadmills because i felt somewhat claustrofobic in a way, running for a long period of time and not moving, it was frustrating. my friend billy suggested i jogged outdoors, but i couldnt take it no more after stepping on dog crap 3 times in 1 week, and the pavement burned my feet on the long run durring the day. than i found this product and asked myself "why not try this?". to my surprize it changed my life.

[avrilidol]

LOL i totally want one XDXDXDXDXDXD absolutly amazing XD

[PhunkYouInTheEye]

tagline should read "For people who can't stand touching pavement"

congratulations on creating the most usless invention since edible underwear.

I don't know how much this costs, but jogging is FREE, try it some time haha

[codyjago]

It's a great exercise machine for when you go to the LAKE!

Back me up on this one, people!

[PoopyThumb]

552 people thought this was a joke, 206 people knew it was real

[Icculus716]

lmfao

[microbusss]

hey! where do I get one???

[yeti60]

I love the late 80s, cheesy, yuppie workout video music =D

[xylitol88]

America, this is why we hate you :)

[dont4ndare]

lmfao do want

[madmanlotar]

Where do they sell these things? With an installed carriage or basket I can actually work out and run errands.  Maybe do grocery runs.

[danacorbin1]

@madmanlotar OR you could get a bike.

[JustMrChris]

Its like a hamster wheel!

[kildaver]

@JustMrChris Only more ridiculous-looking!

[GeneBurnett]

The redundant redundant machine.

[kmarinas86]

A better application for this would be a man-powered boat, which might be an improvement over row boats. Only then may it actually see some real use.

[TemDMindu]

"First Men-Powered Treadmobile" is what gets me. The first Treadmobile powered by 'Men' specifically? What happened to women? Or a man? Or a child? Or a dog? Or a team of mighty oxen? Or a horde of annoyed ghosts? Or a horse?

I want to see the world's first Bi/Quadruped-powered Treadmobile.

[NicolSD]

This is the most pointless invention I have ever seen in my life. Why not just run?

[theGMANtheBOSS]

@NicolSD If you run, you don't get to hog the road and put on your coolface, because this is technically a vehicle.

[guitarhero1346]

@NicolSD Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

[AtlasRezzed]

@NicolSD DUH.

It's a joke, anyway.

[joethehero2]

Didn't MST3K Already do this joke?

[206sole]

this thing is awsome, when i run on it, it moves forward, like my legs will do by themselves

[TR86]

this makes ABSOLUTELY no sense. if it was a toy for kids, sure. but who the hell needs a mobile treadmill? people are just trying harder and harder to find a lazier way to do things. not only that, i bet this junk costs a 4 grand.

[MrNinjanaut]

The only practicle use of this machine is if you wana go for a run while also playing "the-floor-is-lava" game

[zhouiie]

so whats next ? an alien ? that walks with this kind of treadmill ?

THANK now the aliens wont evade thee arth XD

[zhouiie]

not suitable for children ...... O i can tell xDD ?

[zhouiie]

when i turn the product it says : made in japan

but this time its diffrent when i turned this product it said : JUST WALK OUTSIDE!

[zhouiie]

is there a solution for this video ?

[zhouiie]

can i use it on water ? surfing ? xD

[zhouiie]

is it that hard to lose weight ?

[zhouiie]

this is even worse than a night mare

[zhouiie]

i cant wait to see a fat person try this out xD

para pa pa pa im lovin it

[zhouiie]

thanks to this video im going to play world of warcraft

[zhouiie]

Are we going back to history ?

[zhouiie]

I cant wait it to test this out with my GF, cuz there are no brakes :)

so when i see a hill i just jump off to get rid of her

[zhouiie]

@zhouiie and the stupid treadmill ofcourse

[ismfof155608]

how do you stop it?

[Deadboyalpha]

Amazing! I just saw this on MST3K last night during the invention exchange (on DVD, of course), episode 208, Lost Continent.

[DeadFishFactory]

Now what if you want to run on your treadmobile, but you don't want to leave your house?

Introducing the stationary treadmobile.

[marmite5599]

Conclusive proof that Americans are amazing stupid...

[neverben]

@marmite5599 "Amazingly stupid". Not "amazing stupid". It's an adverb. (Ironic, huh.)

[marmite5599]

@neverben Well done, aren't you clever for being able to point out a typing error. I'm not stupid you know, I mean after all,its not like I am American!

[Phobos1313]

@thedavidconway Either way, Joel Hodgson had best be getting royalties for this.

[centerforce2]

he passed a car on that thing LOL

[Tarawrh]

@centerforce2 Not just any car... A Porsche it seems :o

[StandardAI]

is this for real?

[albamarketing1]

This video loooks good. Is good to see the invention of the wheel again!

[axioma82]

Haters gonna hate.

[osyrez]

Yes, you COULD just run but you wouldn't look nearly as cool as you would on this thing.

[Trixxuz]

AhahaahaAHaha

[tckoay]

It just needs an engine. Then it would be perfect.

[Az480dgaf]

are people that lazy to run without a machine? i mean come on

[Marian426]

Yeah, you could just run!!!

[ToastyCrew]

I'm sorry, but this is just idiotic.

[MaxXx1504]

this thing doesn't seem to have breaks. What you gonna do when you run down a hill with it?

[EpicFishFingers]

Why is this not one of the inventions in Darwin Deez's Radar Detector music video?

Oh yeah, because all those inventions have at least some use. LOL

[fearofthemind]

I guess TV's Frank got a patent on that thing.

[ArodWingfoot]

THE MOST USELESS INVENTION OF ALL TIME!

[Dp73009]

Men powered!? Count me in!

[zanaik]

Herp Derp...

[Emceetem]

...Is this real?

[0YtsanBlowout0]

perhaps on need to sleep on the mattress on top of a mattress?

[gravemongoos]

hello! do you hate steping on the ground as much as i do when you go for a walk?

with the speedfit hate it no more! now you can have all the fun of running without ever stepping on the dirty ground!

but hold on! if you call now. you'll get the buddy bar so friends can help you run without getting their shoes dirty! buy yours today!!!

[TheSmokedancer]

sooooo cooolll!!!!!!!

[allrequiredfields]

i feel like i need to double-comment too

[angel2geek]

BWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[dragonwing512]

The point of a treadmill is running inside when it's inconvenient to run outside (weather, traffic), this is crazy. What happens if you need to stop suddenly (children run in front, old people crossing the street). And granted if you can run on this thing you would be in great shape but what happens when you finish and the trip home is up hill.

[alltruenews]

I keep waiting for Phil Hartman's voice over. This is right out of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.

And the tow guys running on it together looks like the ambiguously Gay Duo. You could have used a woman in that shot.

[snakeeyes517]

watch the episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 "Lost Continent". their invention exchange was the same thing. but it was as a joke :-)

[wrestlemaniac8]

YABBA-DABBA-DOO BITCH!!

[theowningmoo]

I love jogging, but I wish it required me to purchase elaborate machinery.

[lilneo15]

@theowningmoo You stole that from the smoking gun

[lilneo15]

@theowningmoo You stole that from the smoking gun

[videolerker]

@theowningmoo epic comment. i almost cried

[stfuplzzzz]

@theowningmoo this requires more force and works you out harder

[kildaver]

@stfuplzzzz Don't forget the increased blood flow, as your face becomes flushed, what with people pointing and laughing at you for having the unmitigated GALL to use that thing in public. X3

[Bttscks]

They see me rollin', they hatin'

[Doppelgangersin]

What the fuck!

Oh my god this shit is fucking stupid!

[LastBastionOfTruth]

This MUST be a joke - an attempt to try to get a "viral" video, from people sending it to each other saying "look at this STUPID invention"!

I can't envision anyone with the ability to make this product a reality, being so silly as to actually try to SELL it!

Of course, there are a handful of people who really WOULD buy one, just as a joke!

[karatekid768]

A way to make you look stupid while WALKING? What's next?

[MrOooyay]

RELIVE THE FLINSTONES!!!

[loadedlover12]

Now your going to have old women with saggy tits running around with this thing!

[loadedlover12]

Is this a joke?

[214marcos214]

worlds dumbest :D

[KilaRenalia]

Please tell me this was intended as a joke. You could run as you're doing anyways, or buy one of these bulky machines, waste your money, and be laughed at by everyone?

[illmitchjax]

@alexspeedfit this thing looks like once it gets going that it takes some stopping? Even at relativly fast speeds a bike is easy to stop. Does this have brakes or what?

Do you have some form of neurological problem? If not you may find that a bike actually helps your balance?

[LastBastionOfTruth]

@illmitchjax I would think trying to balance on this stupid thing would take even MORE balance than actually running!

Besides, how many people, aside from, as you state, people with neurological issues, just fall down while jogging? And they have inventions for people like that, such as, well, WALKERS with wheels!

[PureVolume707]

Just what I need. Something that combines the downsides of owning a treadmill and having to run outside.

[streethustler9229]

GENIUS !! NO MORE !

[Kitrae13]

It's like a blow up dart target...

[juliodominguezm]

why not just buy a darn bicycle?

[dachshundlord666]

so gay

[AndrewNoNumbers]

@dachshundlord666 like you

[TlalocW]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 debuted this in the 1990s during on of their invention exchanges. It was meant to be a joke.

[TheJesusCrysist]

haha i like the duo running..

[Thevideoclown]

wtf its the exact same as running

[adversusilluminati]

wow, can you imagine actually owning one. Everyone would call you a retard. hahahaha what would they say if two guys were on it??? that is too funny!

[metalkittydeath]

What's the song?

[scampiparameter]

You have un-invented the wheel. Great Job.

[Elekid1]

TO THE DERP MOBILE!!!

[filipinoboi123]

i want one. like seriously!!! looks like so much fun

[bigdk23]

OR YOU COULD JUST RUN

[hackerhell900]

@bigdk23

Dumbass, you could run with the speed of 2 men.

[laxplaya1013]

@hackerhell900

Youre running at the same speed seeing as youre on a tredmill powered by your feet...DUMBASS. So unless youre name is Usain Bolt, SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking tard hahahaha

hahaha cohort thats so awesome that youre comment is top voted. Hackerhell900 is such a fag. Yah dude hackerhell dude just gotta run at that speed of 2 men dude gotta be running while having 2 dicks shoved up your ass you fucking FAGGOT........................­...........dude

[hackerhell900]

@laxplaya1013

What? Seriously, you must not have seen, but this device allows 2 people to run on the same treadmill at the same time, and you run much faster than if you just running on your feet.

[bigdk23]

@hackerhell900 ya dude hackerhell dude just gotta be that guy dude just gotta be that guy man just gotta hack hell dude just gotta argue all the time dude go on youtube dude argue that speed dude pull out that radar gun dude thats 2x running speed man dude ya dude man dude fag

[shibutoboy]

@bigdk23 Well, it is a difference....

1.It's actually fun :D

2. It has wheels, making it do most of the work for you.

3.Doesn't the song make you want to buy one?!??!?!

[Elekid1]

This has "Ed, Edd n Eddy scam" written all over it.

[Remembermylai]

Or you could just run down the street like a normal human. 

[kevinintheusaf]

that is f-ing stupid.. it must be a joke.. I love the canned music. 

[DancingDruidStudio]

Lololol just friggin run

[klonki1985]

Why would anybody buy this shit

!

[YTMbrianpeppersND]

Wait, so they make a treadmill so you can run at home, and this guy makes a treadmill on wheels so you can run-at-home-on-the-go? I mean...why can't you just run? Like on the ground? How you're supposed to?

Next they'll put a treadmill on a segway.

[visualeffectschannel]

Isn't a treadmill for people who want to sport at HOME?

[MagnaCentipede]

I think i'll buy two and stack them for maximum redundancy

[bengalinmybathtub]

Kind of defeats the purpose of a treadmill doesn't it? yet I have the strange urge to get on one just to make the neighbors say WTF? Somehow I can see the improv comedy guys on these.

[JahaysusKahrist]

that could actually work out different muscles than say regular jogging and/or the normal treadmill, interesting and worthy of results review

[bemdav]

Oh my God! MUST HAVE, I'll finally be able to practice my running then!

[Mau506]

So what's next? An inflatable floating bath tub for the swimming pool?

[BrianUNC99]

its like running but on a surface ... kind of like running but more redundant

[eugeniohz]

QUIT DOING DRUGS....

[DeadFishFactory]

I've always thought that treadmills were invented so that people can run in a stationary position. Now I know that the treadmill inventors wanted treadmills to be mobile, but wheels were an advanced technology for their time.

[Ryaan2000]

Redundant much?

[WIOACE]

fail



[pwnernumberone]

So instead of running on a normal treadmill in a gym where I'm safe from danger, I'll be running around on the streets where someone will more than likely slam into me with their car, or worse enough with their Speedmobile.

[jar3388]

im crying im laughing so hard! 2 people on this thing LOFL

[TheOJinc]

PURE GENIOUS

[lilymcleods]

@TheOJinc genius*

[metalkittydeath]

@TheOJinc *Genius

[BlancType]

DUDE, WHY DONT YOU JUST RUN ON THE ROAD?!

LMAO

[pyrrhios]

@BlancType its much lower impact so its much easier on your body on a whole by a huge margin. years and years of running on pavement will break your joints down... its a fact.

[BlancType]

@pyrrhios as retarded as I think this product is, I can't help but see your point. Although I would just run real fast and then put my feet on the edges. But I'm a cheater.

[jasonthemauler]

FAIL.

[dickgozenya1]

Only Alex Astilean could come up with something this stupid, pointless and redundant. There's a reason that this is the first one on the planet. That reason: No one is dumb enough to make something like this. You are a failure at life.

[SirGingrich]

You know, if you put paddle wheels on it instead one could run across a lake or down a river...