John Pinette

[420Experience]

im starvin

[LittleWeaselGirl]

68 people are buffet managers

[domsktr]

That mans such a fat basterd!!!!!!!!

[madmackemme]

simply said. gr8 comedian. massive transition from extra large to medium. well done m8

[SuperMorphex]

big boy come here XD

[arcadepod100]

hope he doesn't go to McDonalds. That would be the last time we see the son of a gun open for the next couple of days. No offense John.

[filterguy2525]

It's funny because he's fat

[armchairscantfly]

For a good 2 minutes I was convinced his microphone was an icecream cone.

[MrBoywonder1985]

He was actually funnier as a fatty -- now that he's thin, the laughs aren't the greatest. Sorry, but appearance is part of the allure.

[gorisan202]

when this guy came out on stage, he was destined for greatness

[Pokegirl24]

My fave guy on the comedy channel

[Nosferatu19971922]

Prime rib and pork chops and scampy oh my

[123tindris]

I look at them, and go "oh you let yourself go"

[Magenta408]

This guy is great.

[bboyjokersolidcrew]

firt line got me :P

[yuorep62]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I ATE ALL THAT CHOWMAINE! OO look they brought egg rolls!

[ecinstp]

I loved it problem is I'm in school and I couldn't shut up

[USAFRamstein]

Ooh u eeeeeat riike frrii rirrry.

XD

[riseagan]

ahaha, that was incredible.

[TheAndrewj96]

"UHYOOOOO! BEEG ABOI! BEEG ABOI, CUHM HEEUH! YOO EET RIKE FREEREERY!

...

That's 'You eat like Free Willy.'"

LOL, I laughed so hard, a few tears ran down my face. XD

[tycokyco]

I laugh so hard I cried! good video

[WarEagle140]

haha "i always scream at the table"

[PhuqueUTube3]

Very funny. I admire him for making fun of his own weight.

It's sad that he uses the popular evasion of "big" for "fat". Indirectly, he identifies the real cause of obesity — eating far too much.  All it takes is a small amount of self-discipline.

[TheFrohike1970]

@PhuqueUTube3 Really? Self-discipline is all it takes? Wow. I'm sure those with eating disorders and medical conditions which cause weight gain will be absolutely thrilled to hear that.

Guess what, dumb-ass. It's not that fucking simple.

[PhuqueUTube3]

@TheFrohike1970 If a person has a true medical condition they should be under a doctor's care. That includes mental disorders such as being a total asshole and stupid shithead like you.

I love how you morons hide behind the internet to say things that you would never dare say to someone's face.

I suspect you have no willpower of self-discipline at all.

[jjd445]

Ohmygod this guys hilarious

[DadSoyousay]

Ross was right.

[wallofmindlessness48]

Oh, he gonna be back... I give that big boy one hour.

[wellspringoflove]

would you consider captioning your videos to be inclusive of our 258 deaf brothers and sisters? blessings~

[bravo2824]

he played in revenge of the nerds part 3

[satellitemancan]

Very entertaining

[HumanCapitalSolns]

I DO NOT APPRECIATE UR COMMENTS ON INDIAN FOOD! U CAN SIMPLY ASK THE COOK TO MAKE IT "MILD"!!!

[mechaniac1960]

@HumanCapitalSolns are you serious? THOSE ARE CALLED JOKES YOU FUCKING MORON!

[HumanCapitalSolns]

@mechaniac1960 u must be a white guy...because u didn`t notice that he didn`t make fun of anyone else`s food or nationality or culture...

[mechaniac1960]

@HumanCapitalSolns Once again, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Should I accuse you of being a radical Muslim like you accusing me of being a racist by calling me white?

WTF does me being white have to do with this?

NEVER did he say anything bad about Indians or their culture! Get your head out of your ass and stop thinking of reasons to fight with white people you hateful bastard!

Now go lick your left fingers bitch!

[Slaindrake]

@mechaniac1960 and indian people are hindu

[mechaniac1960]

@Slaindrake OH, thank you for the update....respectfully ;)

[InusSonCurtis]

@Slaindrake Um, stritcly speaking not all Indian people are Hindu. Hindu is a religion and while many Indian people ARE Hindus, I highly doubt that all of them are. I apologize if I'm being a nitpicker.

[mechaniac1960]

@HumanCapitalSolns Yes, that was an insult to you and only you. I don't hate Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Irish, Mexican, Blacks, etc. I don't hate any race or culture.

What I hate is people who take life too seriously and try to darken everyone else's sunny day.

You need to not take things said too seriously.

[kaox44]

His Chinese accent are great, love the stereo type.

[InusSonCurtis]

@kaox44 LOVE the "You go now! You been here four hour!"

[TridominanTDSteel]

It's good to see a large man getting up there and just making people laugh. Not caring what people have to say about him. Good for you!!

[MajeekProTV]

Now in GLORIOUS 240p!

[54321vlogs]

@MajeekProTV Shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy you twit...  ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[MajeekProTV]

@54321vlogs geez it was a joke :D i thought this vid was hilarious, john is one of my favorite comedians

[tzippi01]

They're starving in India...now I know why!

[Slaindrake]

This is amazing i want to kill the 57 people who disliked this

[alwayson09]

Wonder if that Oz buffet is still in Vegas, I want to eat there!

[dumblydorrisgirl2244]

His description of 'Indian' music is the best. 

[Sheety33]

Coming to see ya Sept 30!

[xmarlo55]

funny!

[AllusernamesgoneFUCK]

This guy sucks

[CarlChub]

@AllusernamesgoneFUCK You suck.

[Slaindrake]

@CarlChub  no u suck this is funny

[TheRagnarokknight]

john pinette at his best pwns all comedians today! lol!

[Keirnan8523]

nice

[xMetalHead0110x]

He gonna be back.

[Pearlharbor350]

Lmao I'm pooping while watching this the laughter helped!

[ROBLOXSuerVideoMaker]

You could hear indian music coming from the bathroom, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol!! thumbs up if you think John Pinette Pwns

[diditanddone]

I gotta admit, John always dresses nice. I like that suit.

[ReizenJames]

Perfect.



[Mareritt]

57 people don't like buffets.

[MrMathpoo]

Prime ibs and pork chops and scami oh my! hahaha

[DJKID777]

damn that nigga going to die eatting that would suck he one of my fav comedian

[chess747]

Make me sad here is a very funny lovely guy and he is not in the movies I think for example chris rock is ok but this guy is the best the same as dave chappel...I wish this guy keeps bring more love and laughter to the world god knows we need it

[patharris1996]

@chess747 He's got another special called still hungry coming out later this month

[manning306]

you go now

[TheNewSailorMercury]

YOU! Big Boi! XD

[portagemain]

Pinnette,

Next time you come to Winnipeg Tazz and I will take you out for sushi & BBQ.

~Bishop

[hesperaux]

@portagemain

gentoo ftw

[thisnerdlovesyou143]

oh he gonna be back . i give that big boy 1 hour . xDD ! LMFAO .

[pika23]

I saw him in 2002! I soooo miss Rascals in Eatontown NJ....saw Margaret Cho there in 2001

[SolvingOurKreation]

You scare my wife! lol

[dwpoint548]

like indian food? yeah bring a sandwiche hahahaha, gah reminds of when i'd go over to my indian gf's for dinner

[steveking875]

he has lost a LOT of weight since this, good on him!

[gamewizard]

@steveking875

Yeah, but all his fat jokes don't have quite the same effect.

[mrdropkicker1]

@steveking875 We can really see it in your face.

[theminecraftman15]

"You eat like Free Willy"

LMAO

[BoatMan1010]

Those 53 people that disliked this are those skinny people he screamed at cause they were browsing at the buffets.

[RedhandDaddyO]

Some people brag about having "6-pack ABS"...6 pack ABS, puhleeeeze, he's haulin' a keg! Keep us laughing big guy! You're the best!

[Sticky122333]

Eat bwocwie you scare my wife

[vankas316]

spicy is a relative term it could mean "oh that burnt my tounge a little bit" or it could mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH would u like some water? AHHH no i always scream at the table AHHH

[ndiamonds4ever]

John Pinette is wonderful! Really made my day!

[UnderTheStars94]

You know the feeling when you laugh so hard you feel like you just got abs, I have it!

[Official510]

Spicy can mean "ow, I burnt my tounge a little bit," and it can meanSCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[funnyfunnyrandom11]

eat vegitable, it brocclie, you scare my wife! HAHAHAH this is just great:)

you can hear indian music comin from the bathroom AHWWHHHHH :) lmao

[Shaheeninternational]

@funnyfunnyrandom11 I didnt know they use bathrooms to record Indian music, smells goooooooood ( correction sounds erotic aghahahahahahahaha.........

[vankas316]

"oh he gonna be back, i give that big boy ohe hour" lmao

[copilot10]

I remember going to the Oz Buffet as a kid.

[TheDustinash]

you can hear Indian music coming from the bathroom. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[ElleGee777]

very very funny. i went to college with John. I wonder if he remembers me... ? Good clean humor - truly funny!!!

[pccebu]

Im glad i was sitting down....almost fell off my chair on this one...FUNNY! I needed a laugh!

[BreathlessWind]

YOU SCARE MY WIFE! D8<

[bowlofmenma]

I had that curry chicken and it went to my colunm like a Japanese Bullet Trail!

[bowlofmenma]

Spicy Can mean oo geez that burned my tongue a little bit, and spicy can mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Would you like some water?* AAAA no I always scream at the table

[zelkstone]

Is there a better resolution?

[Confleezy]

"$22.95.....you throw this on the grill!"

[Razzics]

"He looked like a deer caught in the headlights"

Audience claps and laughs

lolwut? that was a joke?

[InusSonCurtis]

@Razzics He made a face to simulate the look of a deer caught in the headlights

[MTBJester]

"YOU SCARE MY WIFE!" BAHAHAHA xD

[pattiehxc]

u cud hear indian music comin from the bathroom AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah

[xanderski]

"Prime ribs, and pork chops, and scampi, Oh My! Prime ribs, and pork chops, and scampi, Oh My!" LMAO!

[LeoRafDonnyMikey]

Oh my goodness! I nearly peed myself laughing so hard!!! Tears running down my cheeks!!!! Love that he doesn't curse or make dirty jokes. AND HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!

[jakealooloo]

You are hilarious!!!!! Love you John, sooo want to see you live! I better wear me Depends though lol

[russel082581]

i saw this vid when i was 8! and i have been looking for it for so long, thank you!! i am 29 now. lmfao

[ghirschl]

It's always nice to have someone like Mr. Pinette around when I'm at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet to remind that me that I don't have to eat all I can eat and the consequences of doing so.

[laurayounai]

@ghirschl Get a sense of humor! Really!

[mkworkman]

7:45 video: John Pinette, Around the world in 80 Buffets.

March 23, 1964: birth of John Pinette, American comedian. He occasionally sings, for example "Over the Rainbow" from The Wizard of Oz, in stand-up routines.

[pfspadar72]

50 people on here are buffet managers

[Tj8733Tim]

that was so funny it wasn't

[DarthCarey]

Great act! They call me the Buffet King where I come from.

[10royals10]

Me and my dad were listening to him when we were driving. My dad laughed so hard he almost crashed. He's dangerously funny

[thejman367]

hilarious



[4Q3W2E1R]

The punisher hahaha

[Ishbu101]

this guy probably hasn't taken a crap in like a month...

[starkyliam]

Funny vid, crappy quality.

[awapaho]

Pinnette is a funny entertainer!

[enjoybellwoods]

R

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WHAT A FATTY!!!!!!

[blaclbetty07]

@enjoybellwoods What a ahole you are

[nemo296]

@enjoybellwoods He lost a shit load of weight, dude.

[BlueFlame717]

@enjoybellwoods

He's lost over a hundred pounds, since then.

[c8kwalk]

Mmmmmmmm alll You Can Eat Buffets

[bigbrownfrank]

ahh 7 minutes on food, figures

[gosdang]

"I look at a sumo wrestler and I say you let yourself go."

[drkillerclown]

I brought a seal!

[konoha92hero]

Such a pity he doesn't like indian food.....I LOVE spicy food...

[deuceswild76]

lol

[tony13fg]

this shit made my day!

[tony13fg]

49 skinny motherfuckers hated this...lol

[cochranexyz]

You know, owners of Chinese Buffet's must love this routine. Honestly. They must love it.

[xxXSlashNSmashXxx]

Wow he used to be fat... very fat

[TheBenjaminhorler]

whay do fat comedians always makes jokes about their fatness

[1968DodgePolara]

@TheBenjaminhorler Because they Can :D

[Nothruzem]

I would love to see him in a line. (After I'm out of it of course)

[hostclubfreak100]

*dies of laughter*

[FattyZee]

this guy IS THE BEST comedian EVER

[jdbaken]

This guy is worth his weight in gold - no pun intended. He's so hilarious. I scored front row seats to one of his shows once. Best comedy show ever!

[koreankid113]

*U.S.

[koreankid113]

@ryxx12345 I lie in the U.

[MrMoomoobuddy]

lol so funny!!

[the89oliver]

who wouldn't laugh at this lol

[koreankid113]

DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY!! I'D WATCH HIM OVER SOME OF TODAY'S COMEDIANS!

[ryxxx12345]

@koreankid113 He is one of teodays comedians! Maybe not in korea

[orochiXV2]

48 people let themselves go

[t1t50rg7f0]

Bad idea to watch this after sit ups...

[davidscrummy9]

48 people were laughing so hard they clicked dilsike instead of like...

[jackstein104]

john pinette is the bomb

[TheUnderdog506]

Lane

I was angry at all the things I am helpless about when I sat down to listen to John, and now I all smiles. Thank you, Fat Man!

[theGavinator1000]

john pinette is freaking FUNNNYY

[caininefriend]

he is one of the funniest men fantastic laughed so hard

[nimatarokh]

I wish It'd be possible to have on John Pinette... Don't get me wrong, not like a friend... totally yours! This man is an artist.

[davidinmo1]

Heyyyy youuuuuu big a boyyyyyyy

[davidinmo1]

Heyyyy youuuuuu big a boyyyyyyy

[Merakenai]

He's as funny as he's fat :D

[marcushickein]

@Merakenai no, much more than that

[aslambilal]

Holy crap he looks so much different back then

[rayzrmac]

porkchops and scampers oh my

[enjoybellwoods]

LOL HES FAT!!!!

[hockeyham]

@enjoybellwoods LOL you sound fat

[jginfl32751]

hahaha

[ATeamsHannibal]

fat guy funny



[Nidrasan]

wow this is the only sketch I've ever heard him swear in! :D

[GenoR34p3r]

"OH MY GOD I CANT BELIVE I ATE ALL THAT CHAO MI- hey look they brought eggrolls...." HAHAHAHA

[luap123311]

This guy is really Funny & Hungry & knows his restaurants pretty good. I laughed my ass off.

[raleojay]

He has the most amazing "deer in headlights face" My computer screen is soaking wet i laughes so hard at that face!

[hondagoal]

This Guy is dangerously funny.

[multiverses2009]

I think he's funny, but I wish he'd stop that terrible wizard of oz singing, it's like a pantomime.

[LaViolinista007]

Baha... ahahaha! John Pinette is freaking hilarious!

[EdwardCullensMayo]

this is fatass humor

[Nothruzem]

I would love to meet him in person. I always have to wait an hour after watching him. I laugh so hard my stomach comes up.

[EdwardCullensMayo]

@Nothruzem that's pretty gross bro

[Nothruzem]

@EdwardCullensMayo Haven't you ever laughed that hard?

[Nothruzem]

@Nothruzem You've never laughed that hard heh?

[blurpix1]

i Really love John Pinette. Very funny!

[drclawone]

Discovered John on Sirius Satelite a couple years ago...very funny.

[drclawone]

Just discovered John on Sirius...driving and him, a bad mix. Very funny.

[yonglaihuang]

he lost shit load of weight

damnit dude he really needs to get back to televised st