Gong Show

[samuraikarasu]

Those guys must really like popsicles. 

[Dannomack]

The girl on the right wasn't being subtle at all

[FeIonexx]

wtf..

[mrmartinmartin]

They look like orange flavoured, thought could also be mixed fruit flavoured. I've seen once that are sort of pinnapple and banana, but I suspect these are just plain orange ones.

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Now that, that, that is a talent, lawls!

[casestudyification]

Jaye P. Morgan is a complete idiot. I'm still waiting for somebody to tell me what her claim to fame is. And thank you Phillis Diller.

[LordGoatAlmighty]

well that was subtle

[alowishus94]

driving me crazy. just bite the fucking popsicle

[angel201017]

Alright!!!

[dragon10452]

they could suck my popsicle anytime

[JENDALL714]

I just figured out the meaning of their name, Have you got a nickel, suck my pickle. It's something kids would say back then.

[ChrisinLBC]

Imagine the 35 year old dude watching this and realizing one of those is your mom.

[MrChristmas1976]

@ChrisinLBC SO WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

[ArizonaKnightWolf]

@ChrisinLBC Imagine if your a 15 year old dude watching this and realizing one of those is your GRANDMOTHER!!!!

[tgseason12]

Best show ever, this should be on at ALL TIMES.

[greyknight7]

best act on gong show ever

[suez00]

00:31 Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright!

[eaglemusic2000]

does anyone know where I can find this full episode .....my brothers group won on this episode 

[eaglemusic2000]

does anyone know which episode this is.....or any links to this full episode.....My brothers group won on this episode

[CreamyMacarooney]

0:45. So ugly and graceless. The girl on the right is the one who really knows her art.

[barrydeez]

Umm. Well. I think the judges are haters?

[larrylovemeet]

I ALMOSS CAME!

[DarkReapersGrim]

This aired in 1978. My first time watching it was just now in 2011, and even though this happened 32-33 years ago with late-70's females, I still think it's hot.

[baroque9103]

I certainly hope that the girls are still hot after all these years.... Blowin' those Pops certainly gets my Cock Poppin' for some Twin Blows, then to Pop Out some Hot Pop Jizz - on their Freckle Twin Face....

[ArchArturo]

I can fap to this.

[cinematographer]

sick american media industry!

[AntonSlizzardhands]

I'm not sure how to respond to this.

[Nathiest2]

The shit they got away with back in da day. lol

[Nueztoy]

@Nathiest2

Actualy, they didn't.

From Wikipedia: The "Popsicle Twins" skit aired in Eastern time zone markets, but NBC pulled the act from the Central, Mountain, and Pacific airings of the day's episode immediately after it ended; the act was not cut from all the tapes, however, as the Popsicle Twins incident has aired in reruns.

[Killernation]

it would be more interessant if they would lick each other................... NEKKID!!!

[tsukune007]

and this was the act that jumped the shark and was the shows downfall

[tytan01]

I watched this the night it aired. My mom had a frikken heart attack and my dad was like " Don't you touch that dial! "

[DA90027]

I love JP she was fucking hysterical !

[oneknight09]

They need to bring shows like this and star search back.These are classics.

[TOPOFFMAN]

Looks like a young Helen Hunt on the right pop sickle. Get off the stage you rotten kids

[cannonball251]

The one in the white shirt was really HOT back then. I wonder what became of her.

[chets808]

0:33 Alright Alright Alright Alright !

[bhayes06]

What I don't understand is why Phyllis Diller didn't just gong the act if she didn't like it that much?

[wallofvideo]

what are the names of these 2 women? i wonder what became of them. tracing them down and looking at what they did with their lives after this 2 minutes of fame would make for a great documentary.

[DA90027]

I never thought Phyllis Diller was such a stuck up bitch!

[CptMonstar]

REDNECK: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

[99boyz]

@CptMonstar  whats wrong with Rednecks!

[CptMonstar]

@99boyz

lol, nuthin it was just funny

[larrydbradley]

@CptMonstar Alright, alright, alright redneck is probably 75 now with grand daughters!

[ognjenasi1]

@CptMonstar Haha

[metafication]

@CptMonstar me

[ndyt]

Jamie is GAY, big time. Even a normal gay should like this and the first lady with the zero is a willfully ignorant bitch.  Last lady is cool, she said it like it is! XD

[RutherfordClubb139]

Grab the audio from this track at thetunify doht cohm.

[gameshowluvr86]

2?! Freakin' 2?! Those years playing Klinger on M*A*S*H must have finally got to Jamie...

[MrSkegman]

i just don't get it!!

[HalfLifeAMD]

That is really funny!

[mistaslugsw0rth]

It was this act that put the show off air. The 2 girls in this skit was underage. They missed up a good thing!!!

[austin1776]

I laughed sooo hard when I heard that guy scream "ALRIGHT!" before they started on the popsicles. Hahahaha

[TubaDan098]

@austin1776 Gayyyyyyyyyy

[major600]

According to Chuck Barris's autobiography, a classroom of cops in a bomb defusing class stopped cold when they saw this on the TV in the waiting area.

[icelandlava]

PUT THE GONG SHOW ON DVD NOW DAMMNIT

[chauhpham]

"have you got a nickle"?what if i have a dollar instead..the girls would lick something better?

[mannecyberguy]

can anyone post Mr. Misty Dawn, or Michelle Markinson? those acts were funny.

[vaccarovj]

That was stupid. All they did was eat ice pops. What was the point?

[gwxk]

That. Was. Fantastic! Nice shorts girls.

[springloadedchicken]

funny how no one still get's phyllis's rating (a big O... :D OOOOH)  i see phyllis got away with that one, even to this day)

[mistapikkles]

How did that show ever get cancelled?

[TheJer1963]

When this was made it was not allowed on tv. It was years later before this was ever watched. Sad really. I loved this show as a kid.

[sherifffruitfly]

Wow I was just a kid. Sooooo much went TOLLY over my head. lols!

[GeorgeFromNY]

If you remember the 70s, you weren't there.

[WarCrier]

AWRITE AWRITE AWRITE!!!

[zackhanscom]

smut tv, for retards with boners instead of a brain.

[dangerouslytalented]

@zackhanscom ... still better than FOX.

[tsartodd]

@zackhanscom and that's why this is 1,000% CLASSIC.

[rockyPants4000]

Phyllis "Buzzkill" Diller -10

[rooney10scholes18]

Glenn Quagmire at 0.19

[CH3MIS7RY]

@rooney10scholes18 GIGGITY

[CrazyBear65]

Yes! Man, girls were just so fuckin hot then, the shorts, the hair, the popsicles... The unshaven places... What the fuck happened? Oh, nevermind, now I remember.

[rockyPants4000]

@CrazyBear65 70's WERE the peak. People are going to start killing themselves when they realize it.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@rockyPants4000 The 70's seemed like mischevious and kinda fun time that was making some real progress. (I was born during the last months of it.)

[deltapunk21]

@YaoiHuntressEarth towards illegiitmcay and fascism the 70's sucked typical democrat era drugs failure losers and shit also a fuckin depressionwhat else is new?

[orchidtender]

@deltapunk21 holy cow. How many times did you fail fifth grade?? Worst sentence evah!

[dangerouslytalented]

@CrazyBear65 They have grandchildren now.

[Gossage54]

@dangerouslytalented Well let's not go that far. If they're underage here in 78 they'd be in their late 40s now. They might have grandchildren but they and their children would have to have been teenage parents.

[byramtax]

ice pops were huge in the 70's.

[Breeslave]

guys, if you don't have a hard on while watching this you are dead go bury yourself in the back yard,

[brianthebastard]

Yes, thank you to the Carter Administration!!!

[belshazzar1983]

Wow, people were so much more like apes even just a handful of decades ago. Now we're all nicely sedated. Ahhh :-)

[ekocentric]

@belshazzar1983 Could be the stress, the skyrocketing food, housing and clothing prices, the war, lack of jobs and all of the other pitfalls of modern living. lol

That is enough to make you wish that you were sedated.

[belshazzar1983]

@ekocentric True but I was speaking more about fluoride, television addiction and vaccines that rot your brain out of your head before you're even in the ground :-)

[ekocentric]

@belshazzar1983 ....just think. All of those things were meant to make our lives better. lol

[krazysmurf911]

And popsicle sales went up..

[jetblack4ever]

@krazysmurf911 That's not the only thing that went up...

[Maskedmutant]

@krazysmurf911 And so did the ratings, and so did...(ahem)

[jad3948]

that lady at the end was cool...10!

[nonfoods1]

The red dye # 3 that ended this show.

[joeycupcakes12]

AOASDRFGKASODF GLASMRLGKLADFGMAKLGF

[SaleGuy]

Lesbian popsicle eaters!!

[Dasprite222]

Wow...and now I'm old enough to understand!

[duckgeezer]

The P.C. loonies have taken over the world and banned anything that's fun.

Even more so in the P.C. obsessed UK.

[ArchArturo]

I can fap to this.

[hikezion]

The Gong show was the best.

[VTMCompany]

@0:49

she REALLY shows HOW to do it!

[landrykkb]

These were before the days of disclaimers placed in the left hand corner of the screen before the program began.A PG rating would be putting The Gong Show politely as far as its content was concerned.

[TheRaven108]

something to share with your grand kids

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

This is why I love Chuck Barris. He was just so naughty.

[mijepraht]

Suck IT!!!!

[PeerlessPaavo]

At about 0:45

"Look! You wanna lick this?"

"Watch your teeth, Missy!"

[Vukedin]

The audience made this good as well... If you listen you hear some funny comments... ALRIGHT! LOL

[VTMCompany]

have you got a nickel? what would they do for a dime?

[kodiakfred140]

Why can't this just be on TV instead of American Idol?

[ROTLDzombi]

damn those girls are 70's hot. sort like the whole gir next door type.

[1987ian]

the girl who was sitting to the left was hot!

[dowhatthouwilt911]

"2"?!? Is Jamie Farr queer?

[orchidtender]

@dowhatthouwilt911 No, he's a Republican. If it had been two male Senate pages he would have given it a ten.

[DomenicDee]

DEFINITELY a 10. Good ol Jaye P. was the only one who understood the act!

[ABThatsMe91]

I can suck Popsicles better than them xD

[DjAchillies]

I wish I knew the guy who shouts "ALRIGHT!"

[honkyxadonis]

slightly less pretty one goes for it less..... go figure

[paulunga]

@Hitachi007 That's exactly the opposite of how it usually goes.

[Hitachi007]

@paulunga Oh, oops. I misread the first comment I replied to-- accidentally omitted one of the "less"s and thought it said that usually the slightly less pretty ones go for it more :P That's what I meant to be agreeing with.

[DYNODRUM]

a Time when T.V. still had some integrity . Now its all a bunch of kitty litta...

[FunkInDaPocket47]

I loved JP Morgan, she was so much fun!

[JCMELKOR]

oh laws

[ceecoursian]

I wonder where these girls are now?

[omglollmao123]

Is that Kasey Kasem?

[tsartodd]

"get off the stage, you rotten kids"

indeed!

XD

[johnnyafairbanks]

I uploaded that video many years ago on here under my first account (johnnya2k6)!

[Lord0784]

LICK my POPin sickle BIYATCHES!! :P ;)

[serialthriller100]

This is a shame and a half. haha

[PhizzBoXX916]

Damn the older one on the right with the blue shirt can Suck Good Dong. The Left, just another young tease. lol

[wookie72]

I thought this was just a rumour!

[dragoon84]

When the aliens excavating our long dead society find this video clip, they will know our greatness as a species. :)

[adamg709]

As Frank Zappa once said....'What happened to all the fun in the world....'This is one of those clips that reminds you of the days before TV became sanitised by self serving politicians,advertisers,religi­ous fanatics and other types of zombies.

[grabba73]

@adamg709 Hell yeah. TV has been so programmed for NON FUN and nothing but arguementitive shows and Ads for cars. My wife and I havent had paid TV in 6 years. aint worth it, RIGH????. l That was funny.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@adamg709 That's true. Sometimes we need to now take ourself so seriously.

[exugoareo]

@adamg709

Actually this was a decoy sketch, intentionally outrageous, intended to be cut. writers put stuff like this into shows to draw the censors away from what they wanted to get on air; the problem is that sometimes the censors left these sketches in...

[jstohler]

@adamg709 TV is sanitized now? You mean you haven't seen the reality shows with skanks having threesomes in hottubs in order to win a prize?

[rayalvarado2010]

@adamg709 WTF are you talking about? There's more of this on TV now-a-days than there's ever been.

[NG480]

LOL.  Who'd thought that watching two girls licking and sucking on popsicles can be so erotic. :)

[foreal1992]

Damn it, boner.

[MrZoomhead]

They suck.

[omglollmao123]

They also swallow... probably.

[VocalVerve]

"That's the way I started." Hahahaha.

[pemat23]

"That's a disgrace. Nobody has ever gotten a zero."

[gajackson1]

Jaye was seriously one of the funniest chicks ever.

And considering Carol Connors was one of the Hostesses . . . well, this was pretty in-line for the time.

[AudioInklined]

phyllis diller = 100% hater

[Mikevdog]

High concept television

[Rachman1337]

In the words of Phil Ken Sebben: "Ha ha! Filatio!"

[JuanDeSoCal]

jaye p. morgan rocks! LOL

[ZaladoidFilms]

How is this controversial? It's just two girls licking popsicles!

[X16B]

guess who got a boner

[bklynsfynest2k3]

the dude that screams "alright alright alright alright! is hilarious...LOL

right upthere with the guy that screamed "do it!"

[JonnyTainment]

@bklynsfynest2k3 I think it was Jaye P. who said 'do it.'

[VTMCompany]

@bklynsfynest2k3

i think that's jaye p. morgone who says 'do it!'

[bobadork]

a bit dull an pointless, isn't it my lovely

[presto35]

No shit, Sherlock.

[orchidtender]

@bobadork righty-right!

[CaptainCrikey]

I can't wait to start my new job, Popsicle Stunt Double.

[eth72]

I loved the NBC canned "ooooh" sound F/X they twice - the same sound they used on Wheel of Fortune back in the day - funny how it has a different meaning on this show!

[secondlastnameleft]

You can see that the girl on the right knows what she's doing, the way she licks the popsicle...unlike the one on the left ;-)

[rockadudes]

Watch your head

[rockadudes]

Holy crap I wish I lived back then

[falconbright]

when this episode was originally aired it was only seen on the east coast. many irate viewers phoned the network and complained so this show was not shown in the rest of the country. in those days shows were broadcast first on the east coast then one hour later central time then mountain time then west coast. now with the internet anyone can watch it anytime, anywhere.

[astroblaster56]

those girls are both 17 years old

or that's what i heard

[DrRClavan]

Nice chicks! Can we see the muff please?

[bhayes06]

What in THEE hell....

[4manzy]

Stupid "Blow" Talent Crap!

[mikey60077]

Thank GOD for Juicy J P Morgan! Phyllis Diller & Jamie Farr can go suck it!