Gears of Halo Theft Auto 6: Salvation Army Edition

[beezeenus]

keep pressing 6 for a girls moan

[rpfalz14]

Keep pressing 2 !!!

[hubanooba]

"u know jummy, why dont u look up that one"

[hubanooba]

haha jimmy!



[Momentum139]

Holy tits my heart's gonna explode out my ass.... XD...

[MikeDTheOverseer]

Suicides rates have increased 300%...... Classic just classic

[deathbyzombies1]

I watched jurrasic park 3, give me the jame. JK

[alliancefor2]

I died at the end when he's like

Damn straight jimmy!

[200talkingplants]

ok my friend has been wanting me to sponsor him to tell you guys that he is making Gears of Halo Theft auto 7 CAR CRASH edition he also told me if youd like to help his gamertag is ghost09965

[1epicduck]

OMG XD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING

[SonGohan5567]

375 people deserve to be beaten with a waffle iron... JS

[SonGohan5567]

"dont make me pull out secret option e again!"

"how bout secret option f for fuck you bitch!"

[icomment117]

spider man 3 gave my dog cancer X D

[DarthPRB]

This video is about 2-3 minutes too long.

[mrscarecrow69r]

Oh god...i want it

[nanoiscool1]

bitch i aint want no frapiachino/Oh my god/and i dont want yo money o yo wife/oh my god please just take my wife/all i want is to stick my foot knee high up yo ass hahaha funny shit

[koolaid1760]

this game shall be real some day

[xxxboredxxx1234]

375 people dont have Gears of Halo Theft Auto 6:Salvation Army Edition :D

[bluejedi101]

Oooo noo poor kittens lol

[RidiculousFX]

...oh no!!!!  I searched blumpkin!!!!

[RidiculousFX]

...wondering if I should actually search blumpkin on google...

[PunisherFran]

Blumpkin rullez!!!

[darthvenom305671]

again i watched jurassic park 3 now i want my damn copy !

[thatDARDYspartan]

In number 7 you should be able to visit 'kentuckyfriedmacburgerking' and order 3 servings of deepfried testicles topped with the remains of the 375 people who disliked this video! :D

[ncstateeddy]

@thatDARDYspartan Hey another one disliked! That's more meat for us!

[bamcameback]

oh the days...

[DarkstarXbox]

A prostitute beating Gandhi to death with a bible, DAMN. Lmfao!

[119pieman]

375 moms found shit in there garbage disposal

[krasserkanadier]

where can i pre-order?

[160ksv]

this game is rated H.T.M.H.I.G.T.E.O.M.A

for:

Holy Tits My Heart Is Going To Explode Out My Ass

[Maidennumber1forever]

really freaking hilarious! i wonder what would happen if it was a real video game.

[FatWiteLump]

4:12

[xXanthonyRwinXx]

BITCH! i aint want no frapachino!! I aint want yo cahs, and i dont want yo wife!

all i want is to shove my foot knee-high UP YO ASSHOLE!!

[160ksv]

the game teaches kids to not take shit from his superiors so he gives shit to a garbage desposal.

cool.

[THECHAMPSS3]

Take a shower in my shit

[Mega989Deth]

i ate a box of tacks and gave my soul to bill orielly and wacth jarrastic park 3 all at once do i get the game twice as fast?

[StoneProductor]

i wana put my foot knee high up yo asshole! ok BRB gotta shit...XD

[legocontrollerjr]

i should have both games right now... we have spiderman 3 and jurrasic park 3 on dvd. they were gifts from cousins..i hate them so much until i heard about GHTA

[NEGATIVE415]

thumbs up if u miss when machinima put funny things like this

[NobleRookieSix]

@NEGATIVE415 yeah i miss their funny halo videos.This one almost gave me a heart attack from laughter. Now their videos aren't that funny anymore... *sigh*

[Nchubbz]

I'm watching Jurassic Park 3 now...

[Pepper462]

Classic Machinama

[ReidTheSuperJew]

I like this one better than the first haha

[warhammer3821]

Punch that guy in his heart. then your fist teleports back in time and puches a whole in hitlers ****

[ironman83172]

For just a penny a day you can help cure the case of herpes and shotgun diarrhea, from the case of Jurassic Park 3. If you just throw away that movie. You can save lives today.

(WARNING: This preview is just kidding, most of you wont be cured.)

[sporemolux]

Maybe for GoUtA 7 you have to watch the new spiderman on ice (coming soon)

[iamsamshope]

"Holy tits my heart's gonna explode out my ass!" AWESOME!

[poisionserpent8]

Dear, Mr. Gears of asshole theft penis 69 LMFAO

[rnaeemy]

i would b!*&* slap chuck norris for this game, seriously i.....

[rnaeemy]

i will sell my first born child for this game!!! dammit microsoft won't you learn.

[Minecraftdude887]

Who else had their left kidney explode?

[plankers234]

i watched Jurassic park 3 and nothing happen

[superassassin0z]

@plankers234 Oh my god! Why would you do something so terrible?!

[Eric23592]

holy tits my heart's going to explode out my ass - h.t.m.h.g.t.e.o.m.a.

[112ALONE]

This was on my Christmas list... I hope I get it

[grimy127]

Baby... Dont make me pull out secret option E again.

What about secret option F for fuck you bitch.

LMFAO

[EXTREMEANIMALS]

Wait, this isn't real?

[halocoddude]

@Und3r10rd i don't think getting a blow job while shitting is efficient

[MrResidenteviladdict]

after 2 years i finally bought this game...... after i tried to defuse a bomb with 3 seconds left on it while trying to give birth to a baby while getting a blowjob from megan fox and getting in a fight with mike tyson. i finally grew the balls to tell the world that i am tougher than chuck norris and theres not a damn thing he can djfoijaoemfkdsnodsnkjvcndncnlk­jafjifluhareuhldjhfkjnvckjahli­fefefdcknakcjjeifiadjfnclhviuh­earu

[DaEmonX555]

I played the beta for this game, and after the first 30seconds I locked my self in a drk closet in my basement and haven't come out for 5years and counting... THIS GAME IS SO AWSOME!!!!!

[Callan1296]

Okay, I ate that box of taxes what do i do now?

[queimporta1991]

nothing is worst then spider man 3

[Andy18ism]

It was worst then spiderman 3 NOTHING WAS WORST THEN SPIDERMAN 3!

[MrJonnoTon]

Write another letter like that and i'll take a dump in your water filter. So when you take a shower you'll be covered in my shit. XD Fricking hilarious.

[Uspexis]

Howsabout secret option F? For fuck you, bitch!

[wearepwner]

SAITAN HURRY UP AND TAKE MY SOUL!

I NEED THIS GAME!

[turtleclam]

@wearepwner

you have to eat a box of tacks

[wearepwner]

@turtleclam I will do it again for gears of halo theft auto 7

[ReachIsBeast]

This................ is messed up.

[EZL80]

@ReachIsBeast No, this is Patrick.

[kodred996]

You're a kindergarten teacher?

I thought it said you were a kid ???

[TheToastedpanda]

@kodred996 Your both

[kahboo1]

373 people got beaten to death with a bible by a postitute.

[caka41]

Gears of halo theft fantasy soulcaliber bulletstorm wow cod 7865487...

[fottoms]

Modern Gears of Grand theft Halo Field 10....

[28902895]

2:54 so fucking funny



[mg4637]

all we need now it gears of halo modern battle theft auto......... 3

[ApocalypseLayne7]

I like how the guy who made this used a Canadian TV station in the intro

[SeamsRock]

id get mad at the FIOS ad, but it has seananners.

[sourlemon83]

"Hell yeah (gangsta voice) write a nutha letta like that an ill take a shit in yo watta filta so when you take a shower you be covered IN MAH SHIT!"

[phrausty1]

lols it says fux news

[Ryan191988]

Watch your father freezes his own testicals and beats all the neighborhood children with a waffle iron

[rayjayman123]

Gears of halo Theft Auto 6 AKA SAINTS ROW 3.

[pkonnoobs]

@rayjayman123 LOL

[100Hypersonic]

he should have said nothing worse then Twilight

[clanspaceeXCEL]

blumpkin is getting a blowjob while taking a shit

[Ryand2233]

If only

[UTFxMarcus]

This... this is fucked up...

[br3ach3rs]

shit . . . my man tits are on my head . . . my balls are talking to eachother . . . im kinda scared . . .

[caryellow510]

I'm getting the whole series

[PsychoandNinja]

How's about secret ansa f for f u b****

[AhhNick]

shotgun diarhea

[Nazikiller123Boom]

Are they making new ones

[23xXXairjordan23xXX2]

Wtf??? sell your grandma to underground sex slaves and spiderman 3 gave his dog cancer come on spiderman 3 wans't that bad

[23xXXairjordan23xXX2]

Wtf??? boss luther 3nipled

[23xXXairjordan23xXX2]

Wtf???

[Samocoptor]

Prostitute beating Ghandi to death with a Bible?! O.O

[infectedzombieguy]

Where can I find the DLC?

[APwningPig]

@infectedzombieguy go to game marketplace search in indie games and then look for gears of halo theft auto 6

[TheThefailure]

Lolz shot gun diarea

[dnoneed]

i literaly shit my pants out of laughter!

[Jryorkstudios]

HELL YEAH

[LegendaryFroggy]

I pre-order Gears of Halo Theft Auto 7. Who else did?

[xtcarnage15586]

@LegendaryFroggy linky?

[cropathfinder]

@LegendaryFroggy i preordered every game in the series by selling my soul to satan xD

[MrRedWaffles]

@LegendaryFroggy I hear you get a Nuclear Bomb Pistol attached to a Chainsaw Bear

[JYHProductions]

The ESRB Chairman's ghost found this video and disliked it 369 times, then went into cardiac arrest and fell down into hell.

[AwesomeBXPeter]

The announcer should should definitely make commercials

[username111166]

The Cast of Spider Man 3 found and disliked this video.

[Dbishop12]

down with spiderman

[Legomocmaker]

lol ESRB should rate games like that. lol

[dilophosaurus122]

Dear mister Gears of Asshole theft penis 69, I came home the other day and my son had glued my dog to the ceiling and shit in our garbage disposal he said that your game told him to!

Well, thats because it does!

LOL

[TheViolentcreeper]

ya write anotha letter like that and ima take a shit in yo water filter, so you can take a shower covered in my shit!

[zombiesrpussies]

WHERES gears of halo theft auto 7?

[NAVYAC3]

I thought the 5th one couldn't get any better...

[MADMEXICAN908]

thumbs up if you googled blumpkin

[G3Gamers]

I preordered the game. It's got a bonus where you get fed up with working at Burger King after taking shit from your boss and drown everyone in frie oil... sizzling hot frie oil.

[FanimusMaximus]

Every option in every game should have a blow shit up button.

[Seraphim3040]

"Hell yeah! That shit was bitchin!" LMAO! XD

[fadedmariofan54321]

I like 5 better

[rotcafk]

who remembers back then when machinima actually made stuff like this

[NautyEskimo]

make a 7th please

[hugomonroy1]

ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha

[ubermaster94]

i want it

[ZOMBIESLAYER215]

i googled blumpkin D:

[Nyne359]

@ZOMBIESLAYER215 is it something disgusting?

[unclekrack]

0-0 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



[Brisingr387]

Nothing was worse than spiderman 3!!!LOLLL

[AdmiralMadox]

I like blumpkins

[willk113]

I want that game

[DemonicProHD]

Thumbs Up If You Googled Plumbkin :D

[Ecktoblade292]

vigilanti shooting guy!

[11darc]

This needs to be a real game. O.o

[killaxclan]

oh no. WHHAAAA!!

[unholyangle1]

htmhgteoma - holy tits my hearts going to explode out my ass hahaha nice XD

[CrazyAwesome26]

Hell Yeah! that Shit was BITCHIN'

[XJrxXx]

a holes XD

[Xxmasterchief1999xX]

dear gears of asshole theft penis 69 couldnt stop lueghing

[Havixtv]

dumb ass kittens

[blacknmild22]

That was worst than Spider-Man 3 lmao

[NightDark52]

when is Gears of Halo Theft Auto 7 coming out

[Iwannaburito12]

IM NOT EVEN JOKING I PISSED MY PANTS!!

[ODSTSolider]

Lol Fux News

[ntcharp1]

yous a piece of shit! i didnt know where it was!

BABY! dnt make me pull out secret option E again!

Hows about secret option F fo Fuck u bitch!!

XD omg i love tht!

[SCDFClan]

Were The Fawk is Gears of Halo Theft Auto 7

[legocreater84]

i would play the shit out of these games.

[COCobra23]

Awesome when does it come out

[abdde10001]

SHOTGUN DIHAREHA

[EpicFailUnited]

We want Gears of Halo Theft Auto 7!

[bgumawsome]

htmhgeoma

what does that mean

holy tits my hearts gonna explode out my ass

[MrBobXi]

Ahhhhh if only games were truly like this X)

[LegiterallyAwesome]

lol bottom left corner "Fux News"

[Danimalx3]

lololol jimmy was black for5 seconds

[willman564]

UMB ASS KITTENS

[callofdookie854]

blumpkin- getting head while taking a shit... idk i dont think i could keep a boner up while taking a shit

[Joshychu]

Uhm. Twilight is worse than Spiderman 3.

[eamon112233]

RATED: HTMHGEOMA...HOLY TITS MY HEARTS GONNA EXPLODE OUT MY ASS

[slupandsurf]

Bitch I aint want no frappachino!!!!

[TheLeonaMan]

if you could do ANYTHING in GOHTA5, then you shouldn't need GOHTA6!

[SuperMendii]

jarrasic park was way better then spiderman 3

[scottski02]

Why the hell was that angry mother letting her son play GoHTA5 in the first place? Didn't see see the game was rated "Jesus Only"? Crazy bitch.

[taishune]

@scottski02 remember all he has to do is watch spiderman 3 or sacrifice a goat and sell his soul to get the game so she probably didn't even kniw about it.

[ronbastardwesley]

aww its on pc looks like we cant play it FUCK

[woodstock5952]

thats some kick ass shit there jimmy

[Nellyellyelson]

@woodstock5952 hell yeah that shit was bitchin

[kahboo1]

Spiderman 3 gave my dog cancer :'(

[QuickScopeProdidgy]

secret option F for fuck you bitch!!!!!

[Mrdoomtaco]

i would sooooo buy this if it were real

[TFHalo]

Anyone notice that the advertiser changed his shoulders from the Scout models to the CQB models?

[dogfoodthedj]

after i watched this halo will never be the same

[catachandevilfang]

i found god in this video. anyone want to join the church of secret option E?

[AidanPants]

that gave me herpes =D

[kakashi1is1BEAST]

@AidanPants so weird as soon as i read this, the guy said it on the video. lol!

[xXH8teraiidXx]

holy tits my hearts going to explode out my ass AHAHAHAHA lmfaoo