Sheriff: Guy Drives Scooter Drunk Along Freeway

[BlueOceanBelow]

What a rascal.

[10thmtndivision]

Only in Wisconsin.......only in Wisconsin. (rofl).

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

Sadly, it's true. We have really, really lax DUI laws.

[OutlawzAKA]

he must be jackass if he can get ride from he friends !

[pubtor]

lol

[CelticDragon0]

That's just insane

[clearwater04]

at least he wasn't nude

[SSGdylan]

that sounded gay

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Is there any way for someone with dignity to ride a scooter while sober?

[demonicanthonyalbert]

AP is a newspaper company, SO um yeah everything they show is news.

[bulldri9]

i see this kind of stuff all the time where i'm from. jersey livin gotta love it.

[Yoetah]

Today's headlines-tougher Penalties For White Collar Crime.

That's just what we "needed" to hear.

"Hooray, those greedy white collar criminals are gonna get it now. But, I wonder-gosh aren't already laws and penalties that IF enforced....

oh nevermind (shaking head)

Btw, did you take my advice and "HEAR" Petersens' stocks tips? Having gone through "Bastard" school, he's good at revealing everything by saying nothing.

Pssst, I'm till waiting-Don't Be Cruel!

:o

[Yoetah]

TESTING, you there?

[oilhammer04]

Sad life . . . . I hope he gets help.

[TheHaightAshbury]

this is news?

[KirbyPwnz13]

Yeah apparently no one has died today....:/

[BeatsRoyale]

You lucky this isn't the FRONT page of newspapers yet!