Been seiged by the 'nids for nearly a year now and were running low on everythin from A-Z.
If that wasn't bad enough, one outpost has already been overrun, one has turned to Chaos and the weather has made any extraction implausible. I wonder whats worse, turning to Chaos and getting fucked over by those grey knights or torn to peices by those 'nids. Decisions, Decisions. O emperor give me guidance.
I dont bloody care if its the cutest alien bug dino thing in the whole emperor loveing galaxy im still gonna shoot it till its nothing but a few scales and a head
@huntercd I would only do so if my wings were riped off by the little blighters,Forced out of retierement from being a Chaos Marauder and was ordered to serve Slaanesh... /Facepalm Sigh.Well if eny one whants me ill be liveing in a random cave on caliban as a hermit.
This must be some sort of genestealer cult... better we call the inquisition... hrm wait. Let us reconsider our choices. The hatred fueld cult of the emperor, being a small nothing for the ruinous powers... after carefull consideration the choice is clear:
Let me tell you the story of the Cute Tyranid. One day, he climbed out of his hole. What did he see? Well a great, big man painted yellow. The Tyranid squealed in delight and went to greet him. It was never seen again.
I ran out of bolter rounds. My power armor is covered in bite marks. I need to get evac, but those damned Zoanthropes keep shooting it! I still have my power axe, but i'll keep to defending... for now.
Day 6.
I managed to kill an orc and take its bolter. It exploded, and now my power armor is unpowered, except for the motion enhancers. I fear I am doomed.
Day 7.
It ate my fucking arm implant!
Day 8.
I have climbed outside, I believe they are gone. My ride is here, Im gonna get a new arm.
@chaos574 I never thought i could agree with a vanill..erm an ultra but...Where is Angron and the World eater legion when they're needed?? Damned PokeCuteTyranid swarm
"They are coming! I can feel them inside my mind, unyuu-ing, hugging, loving, so cute- so very, very cute. They are coming for us - cuddly, sweet and innocent!"
Thought for the Day: There is no Ugly, only degrees of Cute.
@huntercd You can slow them down with lots and lots of Cute. Problem is, they absorb one another, and the cuteness increases to the Power of Friendship. They wind up throwing planet-wide tea parties followed by sleep-overs on their Hug Ships as they move on.
Ordo Xenos is still trying to figure what the hell happened to the Smurfs, the 1st Company are still MIA and the only thing that makes Guilliman more depressed is mentioning Matt Ward.
You DO NOT want to know what happened on Gryphonne IV.
@huntercd Tyranic War Veterans are loathe to and immune from the cute. They shall be our saviors in these dark times, they shall destroy them with hate, and a Battle Fleet size helping of ugly.
@Shadow55123 i cant remember that site. it was like 3-4 years ago. if you know someone good with sowing and you got plenty of cotton, you could have a homemade chibi.
She Who Thirsts doesn't feel so threatening anymore.
THIS, on the other hand...
*shiver*
Oldangr 18 hours ago
Hmm.. using the enemy as a weapon against others, especialy by using their cuteness.. this plan is geniu-.. son of a-..
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
firelord699 22 hours ago
First Second WTF? xD Relly Funny)
AvastonTirius 2 days ago
Gah sphess marhene fewls worshipping a false emporer and the devourer is cute I think I'll keep it.
MrWarhammer40kmaster 3 days ago
MY FRIEND WAS KILLED BY THOSE THINGZ!
TheMasterBeef1 1 week ago 2
@TheMasterBeef1 now he is in the belly of the cute, his biomass turning into more cute X3
huntercd 1 week ago
@huntercd Day 352:
Been seiged by the 'nids for nearly a year now and were running low on everythin from A-Z.
If that wasn't bad enough, one outpost has already been overrun, one has turned to Chaos and the weather has made any extraction implausible. I wonder whats worse, turning to Chaos and getting fucked over by those grey knights or torn to peices by those 'nids. Decisions, Decisions. O emperor give me guidance.
TheMasterBeef1 6 days ago
Don't fall for it! It's a tri- awww, they're playing!
OMNOMNOM
strangeyoungman 1 week ago
I dont bloody care if its the cutest alien bug dino thing in the whole emperor loveing galaxy im still gonna shoot it till its nothing but a few scales and a head
wingeddarkangle 1 week ago
@wingeddarkangle overcome your xenophobia and join the cute devourer XD
huntercd 1 week ago
@huntercd I would only do so if my wings were riped off by the little blighters,Forced out of retierement from being a Chaos Marauder and was ordered to serve Slaanesh... /Facepalm Sigh.Well if eny one whants me ill be liveing in a random cave on caliban as a hermit.
wingeddarkangle 1 week ago
0:25 I saw Ragnar's sign, so... FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!
mamtakiewdomu 2 weeks ago
COMISSAR FUKLAW HAS SAID THIS IS HERESY COME ON YOU COCKGOBBLERS LETS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THESE TYRANIDS!
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Angry Marines, Always Angry, All The Time
johnygoboom2 2 weeks ago
This must be some sort of genestealer cult... better we call the inquisition... hrm wait. Let us reconsider our choices. The hatred fueld cult of the emperor, being a small nothing for the ruinous powers... after carefull consideration the choice is clear:
FOR THE CUTE DEVOURER!
Let us all become one in its belly.
NecrosTheDark 3 weeks ago
@NecrosTheDark that would be awesome XD
huntercd 3 weeks ago
0:34 lol for boobage
W0LF37 3 weeks ago
What is this heresy?!
OversteerVideos 3 weeks ago
It's the perfect pet for Ellen Ripley.
D4rk5hade 3 weeks ago
MUST. RESIST. MUST. STAY. ANGRY. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- IT'S SO CUTE.
MrGodzilla198 1 month ago
Space marine commandment nr 108. Tyranids are not cute.
OBEY!!!
RnRfarmer 1 month ago
Serve the Imperor today. Tomorrow you may be ded.
TheBlast97 1 month ago
@TheBlast97 ded? you mean eaten by the cute devourer LOL
huntercd 1 month ago 2
Im here to say five words BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
ProShadowGamesHD 1 month ago
@ProShadowGamesHD more like acid blood for the chibi broodlord LOL
huntercd 1 month ago
Let me tell you the story of the Cute Tyranid. One day, he climbed out of his hole. What did he see? Well a great, big man painted yellow. The Tyranid squealed in delight and went to greet him. It was never seen again.
Igottthedaft 1 month ago
@Igottthedaft aw, the big yellow man took him as a pet, then seeing it was so cute he ate the poor tyranid LOL
huntercd 1 month ago
@huntercd I thought we were talking about an Angry Marine. Don't they eat them for breakfast?
Igottthedaft 1 month ago
@Igottthedaft yea Angry Marines are angry all the time, but Pretty Marines give them hugs ^_^
huntercd 1 month ago
Day 4.
I ran out of bolter rounds. My power armor is covered in bite marks. I need to get evac, but those damned Zoanthropes keep shooting it! I still have my power axe, but i'll keep to defending... for now.
Day 6.
I managed to kill an orc and take its bolter. It exploded, and now my power armor is unpowered, except for the motion enhancers. I fear I am doomed.
Day 7.
It ate my fucking arm implant!
Day 8.
I have climbed outside, I believe they are gone. My ride is here, Im gonna get a new arm.
MrMoomington 1 month ago
You know you are doomed when you hear the nom...
martoboyo 1 month ago 2
@martoboyo you hear one num, then the rest are from inside.
all will be consumed by the cute devourer!
huntercd 1 month ago
@huntercd true xD
martoboyo 1 month ago
WHERE"S MY POWER BOOTS!?!?!?! I MUST STOMP ON THIS XENOS FILTH, LIKING THIS VIDEO IS EXTRA-HERETICAL!!!!
Umimugo 2 months ago
@Umimugo "like"
TheCragnog 1 month ago
FUCK YOUR PRETTY SHIT THE ANGRY MARINES ARE HERE!
TheArbiter6695 2 months ago
kid: its so cute, can i keep it?
guard: no.
kid: Why?
guard: Its EATING MY HAND!!!
kid: Awwwwww.........Fluffy likes you!
Fluffy: nomnomnomnom!
Questknight12 2 months ago
HEREESYYYYYYYYY
sorry3333 2 months ago
Nom NOm Nom es hat mich unter kontrolle AHHHHHHHHH Hilfe
krotowall 2 months ago
ahhhhhh god emperor save me from this heresy the cuteness is warping my mind hellp me kill these xenos for macragge and the god emperor
chaos574 2 months ago
@chaos574 you must surrender to the cute devourer! XD
huntercd 2 months ago
@huntercd i will never surrender to the cute nids not after macragge
chaos574 2 months ago
@chaos574 I never thought i could agree with a vanill..erm an ultra but...Where is Angron and the World eater legion when they're needed?? Damned PokeCuteTyranid swarm
TheHerrHeinrich 1 month ago
@TheHerrHeinrich yes but macragge shal not fall nor fallter and nither will i
chaos574 1 month ago
Is that a fucking kawaii space wolf?! HERESY
cyrexFFXI 2 months ago
I WANT THAT PLUSH
lordrevan571 2 months ago
awww so cute *points flamer at it * FOR THE EMP AHHHHHHH GO GUARD!!!
frostyguns55 3 months ago
Aw look how Cute... Oh sweet merciful Nurgle! It's biting my arm off!
Sephirothwolf 3 months ago 2
@Sephirothwolf oh dont worry, you will grow a new arm LOL
huntercd 3 months ago
@Sephirothwolf If your'e worshiping nurgle I feel sorry for the nid that bit off your arm.
freakinkidable 2 months ago
@freakinkidable Lol If i go down to a nid I am giving it such a gastro issue
Sephirothwolf 2 months ago
@freakinkidable don't worry... nids will evolve in a matter of minutes to counter the plage, so that's not much of a problem...
Alfanoadun 2 months ago
i cam...
BustaMonkey1234 3 months ago
hahaha
MachinimaiLove 3 months ago
???I PLAY TYranits!???
Thekhornemaster 3 months ago
@Thekhornemaster me too and i love this kind of video XP
jamitil 3 months ago
"They are coming! I can feel them inside my mind, unyuu-ing, hugging, loving, so cute- so very, very cute. They are coming for us - cuddly, sweet and innocent!"
Thought for the Day: There is no Ugly, only degrees of Cute.
LordSia13 3 months ago 19
@LordSia13 yes they are unstoppable XD
huntercd 3 months ago
@huntercd You can slow them down with lots and lots of Cute. Problem is, they absorb one another, and the cuteness increases to the Power of Friendship. They wind up throwing planet-wide tea parties followed by sleep-overs on their Hug Ships as they move on.
Ordo Xenos is still trying to figure what the hell happened to the Smurfs, the 1st Company are still MIA and the only thing that makes Guilliman more depressed is mentioning Matt Ward.
You DO NOT want to know what happened on Gryphonne IV.
LordSia13 3 months ago
O.O loli gaunts.....i MUST have seen it all
Hadowsay019 4 months ago
;n;... I...can't...burn it...
MrKevstro 4 months ago
Cocks flamer... we shall deal with this! For the emperor... and grimdark!
MrAlfonzo93 4 months ago
the tau first encounter with the Nids
Tau "for the grater good we must work together!"
Nids "nom nom nom nom nom"
Tau "what I don't understand.......... AHHHH ITS EATING MY HAND!!!!!!!"
its not the the grater good, ITS THE GREATER HUNGER :P
gunwolfalpha 4 months ago 14
@gunwolfalpha that makes so many thing clear XD
huntercd 4 months ago
nooo! how will the imperial guard defend against the cute?
guardsman: d'aaaaw! look at the little g- *eviscerating sounds*
retrospectus 4 months ago 2
@retrospectus you can say that again LOL
"aw, its eating hank. so cute ^_^ eat him all up...grugh! eh..." XD
huntercd 4 months ago
@huntercd nom nom nom bio-acid nom nom nom
retrospectus 4 months ago
Tyranids must be purged, their cuteness will KILL US ALL. FOR THE EMPEROR. Ultramarine scouts have a hard time shooting them in their cute faces.
gunslinger1911a1 4 months ago
@gunslinger1911a1 its too late! they have entrapped us all with their num num numness! XD
huntercd 4 months ago
@huntercd Tyranic War Veterans are loathe to and immune from the cute. They shall be our saviors in these dark times, they shall destroy them with hate, and a Battle Fleet size helping of ugly.
gunslinger1911a1 4 months ago
WOAH I NEVER KNEW THEY HAD NIDES DOLLS!?!/!/
Kurtis424 5 months ago
@Kurtis424 there are even SM terminator blushes.
huntercd 5 months ago
i never thought i would awww at tyranids
DRAGLORD11 7 months ago
so cute,, and yet so evil
ARViuff 7 months ago
epic
armagetronad 8 months ago
@huntercd thanks
Lord3443011 8 months ago
from what mod/game the genestealer model on 0:57 sec???
Lord3443011 8 months ago
@Lord3443011 that was way back, i cant really remember the game, but it was a space hulk mod.
huntercd 8 months ago
0:32: =D
DaRKDEFIANCE0games 1 year ago
0:34....he only wants your biomass...then he'll leave you like you were nothin
monstermorrill 1 year ago
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@monstermorrill more like leave you after you are nothing.........
epicdude61388 6 months ago
lol
thechaosthreat 1 year ago
Sweet, then comes Space marine and sing:
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM....................... =D
2SSSR2 1 year ago
Sweet! I googled it and found a few sites, but the Min Quantity is like 500 ._., know of any sites where I can make just one? ^^
Shadow55123 1 year ago
@Shadow55123 i cant remember that site. it was like 3-4 years ago. if you know someone good with sowing and you got plenty of cotton, you could have a homemade chibi.
huntercd 1 year ago
@Shadow55123 did u find the site for the Tyranid plushies i would kill for one >,<
Scarbgunner 1 year ago
0:16-0:19 Are those Tyranid Plushies? Holy Crap! My friend would love those XD
Shadow55123 1 year ago
@Shadow55123 they are custom made. forgot the URL, but you can google it and something will turn up :)
huntercd 1 year ago
cute tyranid ^^
FULLpommesAUchausson 1 year ago
@FULLpommesAUchausson they are called chibi tyranids LOL!
huntercd 1 year ago
cool!
jozbear 1 year ago
@jozbear nom nom nom... ^_^
huntercd 1 year ago