Full Metal Jacket: The Jelly Doughnut

[cellomad1]

7 jelly doughnuts disliked this video.

[Polo037]

One weekend while in basic I spent over 2 hours squaring away my foot locker. Had all my socks, shirts, and underwear rolled up and evenly spaced apart. All my hangers were spaced 2 fingers apart from each other. Everything was neat and organized as fuck. We got called to formation and for that 3 mins I was outside a Drill Sgt saw my unlocked locker and trashed it. EVERYTHING was all over the floor. I was so fucking pissed.

[TempleOfInanna2]

"If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be an thievary in this world, would there?" LOL.

[neneshubby]

7 People are disgusting fatbodies!

[tvip107]

Holy Jesus what is that? what the fuck is that? what is that pvt pyle! sir its 7 dislikes on this video sir. 7 dislikes? how did it get there ? sir becase its funny than me sir.

[SuperSparks55]

if there is one thing in this world that i hate it is people disliking a funny video you know that,don't you!

If it wasn't for the temptation of a jelly donut this movie [most likely]might not have been made

i lmao everytime i watch this video an' i have to try not to laugh everytime i see a jelly donut

[undeadjesus411]

damn when i go to the army ill remember this. eat ur jelly doughnuts quickly and if the drill sarge see s it throw it in his face and run like a lil bitch

[sallucania]

No THEMARKSTER1957, it's not after he's done stomping your guts in, it's after he's done stomping them out.

[theghosthunter2]

Don't blame the Jelly Doughnut... blame the UNLOCKED FOOT LOCKER!!

[EnsignN7]

7 people left their foot locker unlocked.

[Vanidosa513]

I LMAO everytime I see doughnuts in the store!!! This scene is epic!!! LOL

[moserr11]

I don't eat jelly donuts after seeing this

[MrJaxreid]

6 people had a jelly doughnut in their locker

[UCSPanther20]

And he could have gotten away with it if he had just locked his footlocker...

[MrBatheros]

Pop that blister.

[appleman2500]

@MrBatheros lol he even seen that

[H4554Nboss]

its like this was filmed with a jelly doughnut

[Deuce515151]

6 people are disgusting fatbodies

[ryanw1pool]

wonder how takes this took to look so Fuckin real

[appleman2500]

@ryanw1pool lol a lot id be laughing my ass off these guys held a straigh face A JELLY DONUT HA HA HA

[ktkof04]

Jesus H. Christ! 

[crls114]

i would of said sir fuck you and puch him in the face

[LuisDaSPIC]

@crls114 If only it were that easy,

[TheMarkster1957]

@crls114 Oh sure and get your butt thrown in the brig and dishonarably discharged and thats after Hartman would get done stomping youir guts in.

[TheSailorScorpio]

I was in boot camp and something like that happened once! I think in our case it was a can of Pepsi. Similar consciousnesses though. Oh, thems was the day!!!

[vvvhjbhjbhjbjhbjhb]

holy shit! .. what the fuck is that?!!

[RichardSwinburne]

What do you reckon he thinks the 'H' in Jesus H Christ stands for?

[NATVSON1]

@RichardSwinburne I could be wrong but I believe it stands for "Jesus Holy Christ". Apparently it goes all the way back to Mediaeval Times when Knights who were Christian would replace profanity with "JHC" as a means to keep from swearing.

[OctaviaTheSpartanMLP]

Pvt Donut :) *Red vs. Blue* Reference* XP

[TheLegendofPatrick]

JAYSUS AH CHRIST

[hfontanez98]

Private Pyle was sad because his D.I. stole his sweet roll

[krazyboyle1]

More like all of that for not having his locker locked.

[Zizzister]

6 people have dishonored themselves and dishonored this video! I have tried to help them, but I have failed! I have failed because YOU have not helped me! You people have not given these dislikers the proper motivation. SO, from now on whenever these dislikers fuck up, I will not punish them! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, YOU OWE ME FOR 6 DISLIKES!

[neneshubby]

@Zizzister LMAO!

[arrow325]

0:53 = oh crap

[canaanclb]

6 people owe gunnery sergeant hartman for one jelly donut. NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!!!!!!!

[CokeIsGoodForYa]

LOL, When we got back from our Veteran's Day Parade in JROTC, Sergeant Major started yelling at one of the kids for leaving a jelly donut out on his table. LMFAO

[LatifKaamil]

lmfao, he called him a disgusting fat body lmfao!!!!

[bmfnjoe]

I already know by some of the comments that you little pussies couldn't hack the Marines so it's best to shut the fuck up!

[sludemage]

When I was 4 I saw this scene. Let's just say I never ate a jelly doghnut again.

[RawrZftw]

The "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" is in the Garry's Mod idiot box :D

[18GavNasty18]

wow

[sanchezdevante39]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[MUFC127]

David De Gea!!

[Ebb1993isgreat]

1! 2! 3! 4! I! LOVE! MARINE! CORPS!

[SilentWeaponsIII]

Pvt. Pyle: "This is my jelly donut. There are many like it but this one is mine."

[SnappyPenguin566]

@SilentWeaponsIII without me my jelly doughnut is useless, without my jelly doughnut, I am usless!

(telephone rings)

SHUT UP

telephone: OK!

[BTCRAIL101FILMS]

*Sees dislike button*

"Hol-y Jesus!...What is that!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?

"WHAT IS THAT PVT. YOUTUBE!?!?"

"SIR, IT IS A DISLIKE BUTTON, SIR!"

"A DISLIKE BUTTON!?"

SIR, YES, SIR!"

[derpdederp101]

wat a sausage fest...

[Mrvegas2112]

That jelly donut looks bomb as fuck haha

[mafed451]

there must be 5 400lb donut eaters watching this.

[jdt3393]

lolololololololololololol.

[jcthomas521]

i see a code red in piles future

[jcthomas521]

wtf is that lol

[theratfarmer]

this is nothing. i heard it all the time. it made me forget about HS and realise what the real world is like. you want to cry or complain? go ahead. i could give a care less.

[lakobause]

THIS IS MY DOUGHNUT! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!

[Glazipps177]

A JELLY DONUT???!!!!

[TinkerTom56]

Holy Jesus...What is that!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

[jcthomas521]

@TinkerTom56 lmao

[andresoacuna]

What! The fuck is that!?

[jtfourlife]

PRIVATE PILE WHY IS YOUR FOOT LOCKER UNLOCKED?

[SoulReapper92]

lol what !?

[10000colts]

god i feel bad for Private Pyle o.o

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@10000colts Why? he didn't have to do push ups and he got to eat his jelly donut.

[IceQul100]

3 people get down on thier faces ;D

[MachMedia9]

WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[lemmalone]

Private Pile gets a "Bunk Party" later on.

[s1svegeta]

The 3 people who disliked this are related to Private Pyle.

[MrJglennw]

The 3 people who dont like this must all be Pvt Pyles!!!

[turner03122]

Later on the Recruits get payback....in the form of Soap n Socks.

[Jakey92407]

@turner03122: Blanket party!

[SAOrules]

2:00 at this point I would have thrown the donut away and started doing the push ups with everyone else. To hell if the DI started beating me, I would have had my pride.

[ScoobySport91]

thats a blue falcon

[SamuraiClinton]

my favorite scene from the movie!

[Markasaurus11]

@SamuraiClinton my favorite is in Hue where the guy is fumbling with his mag and the people run right to left like targets. And he unloads full auto and gets most of them, then looks shocked afterward.

This movie bears no resemblance to war about as much as Kubrick's cloud cuckoo land. loosely based on a book called "the short timers" written by a guy who was actually there.

[littlewar1000]

not the way o would want to enjoy the last donut in my life!!!

[smitten40]

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[dragonwm]

that from he movie strips

[HeroicLewis69]

1 2 3 4 I <3 Marine Corps!!!!!

[eitrig]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[Veepee666]

Holy Jesus!!!

Gosh I love that part =)

[UseUrHead503]

when he asked "how did it get here??" it sounded like he was really curious on how the fck did it get in the barracks lmao

[TheDreamcoil]

"A jelly donut* You can almost feel the contempt for him from the rest of them... Its like they all agreed without making a sound.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@jamesfish05 ... You people.... I will not punish him, I will punish YOU...

NOW, GET ON YOUR FACE. And pick a side.

[LiLnickie666]

Because you were hungry....!

[CaptainKubla]

Happy Birthday dear Jesus.....Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu.

[Chibbiekid]

Pyle disliked this video.

Then he shot Hartman, and then blew his brains out.

[KXRB16]

Because you are a disgusting fat body Private Pyle!

[IceQul100]

proper motivation : jelly doughnut

[kashewz]

wtf he still eating the donut

[dooshbag821]

a jelly donut

[wyldefan716]

that 1 person that disliked this video is a disgusting fat body

[doppen99]

i cracked up when he just dump pyles stuff on the floor

[xILiamm]

the way he says holy jesus makes me lmfao

[theleggett171]

just the way he says holy jesus made me lol

[1Morey]

Let's see if there is anything missing.

*proceeds to dump contents all over floor*

[kikass1234566]

justin bieber needs to meet the sarge yellin at pile. :) thumbs up if that makes sense to knock the girly shit out of justin bieber

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Gomer's like "Nom nom nom this is a good deal yum yum yum"

[TheMrsellfish]

holy jesus what is that? what the f is that!?? epic :D!!!

[coryboy345]

Private Pile didn't like this video...

[robocop265]

@coryboy345

lol, nice one but it is spelled P-Y-L-E, just so u know...

[drtrenga]

This is the best scene in the movie

[calmlunatic]

1 person left their foot locker unlocked.

[SuperSparrow45]

@calmlunatic 4 people pissed themselves after that 1 person left their footlocker unlocked.

[nflannery59]

"because you are a disgusting fatbody private pyle", LMAO

[KingCobraOutlaw]

well guys like billy walsh have to do this shit to hollywood assholes and then its alot more funny

[PrinceVantorix]

This is funny

[Jigsawtrapper412]

"1 person has dishonored himself and dishonored this video! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because YOU have not helped me! You people have not given this "disliker" the proper motivation. So, from now whenever a "disliker" fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, YOU OWE ME FOR 1 DISLIKE!"

[robocop265]

@Jigsawtrapper412

HAHAHAHAHA!!! LMASLOLROTFLMAOFTW!

[luger666666]

@Jigsawtrapper412 epic comment is epic !!! hahaha

[dethbang13]

@Jigsawtrapper412 1 2 3 4, I <3 TEH MARINE CORPS!

[makiza01]

@Jigsawtrapper412 AND, EXCERCISE!!!!

[Sphynra]

@Jigsawtrapper412 1, 2, 3, 4. I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS

[Markasaurus11]

@Jigsawtrapper412 if one person screws up in combat the entire unit can get wiped out. that is the reason for this seeming nonsense.

[1televizija]

@Jigsawtrapper412 He probably disliked it because he is "a disGUSTing FAT body." - (There is NO WAY to insult ANYBODY worse than by screaming that in their face. Whether skinny or fat, it makes no difference.) It's an utmost simplistic statement comprised only of everyday-use words. However, I have yet to hear anything more dehumanizing. I served for a little while and never came across ANYTHING like that. I'd rather get beaten up than be called that!!! I laugh to death each time I see this!

[LoveAddictREmix]

Hooolllyy Jesssuuuss! WHAT is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[BubbaLee2]

I REMEMBER THIS --THUMBS UP

[LoveAddictREmix]

@BubbaLee2 fuck you bitch.... get off the library computer.

[LoveAddictREmix]

@BornEnLighTeneD lol XD

[BornEnLighTeneD]

@BubbaLee2 Hiya Bubba.

: )



[Zizzister]

1 person got caught with an unlocked locker

[360Nomad]

Thumbs up if you ate a Jelly Doughnut while watching this.

[SuperDuperTrooperr]

I like men like D'Onofrio.

this scene is the best.

[caballero9044]

Wikki and athom it's OORAH!! no H at the beginning -__-

[IlersichProductions]

1 person hasn't given Private Pyle the proper motivation.

[puma913x7]

1 person doesn't like jelly donuts anymore.

[nochillarickroller]

@puma913x7 more like, one person still sneaks more jelly donuts

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

AND PEOPLE TELL ME TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK...I HOPE YALL ASSES GET DRAFTED INTO BOOT CAMP FOR WORLD WAR 3.

[00wikked00ride0]

Hoo-Rah, H1 bernia61. A muther fuckin Jelly Doughnut is right, lack of discipline is exactally what this country has, God Bless the American Flag, God Bless the Pledge of Allegance, and GOD BLESS our troops, current and Veteran. Muther Fuckin Semper-Fi Marine! Hoo-Rah!

[athom50]

@00wikked00ride0

WHAT HE SAID!!!

HOO-MUTHA FUKKIN' RAH!

[F14ace]

When Chuck Norris goes to bed every night he checks his closet for R. Lee Ermey.

[THEcorpsCHanNEL1775]

OPEN YOUR MOUTH. THERE PAYING FOR IT YOU EAT IT

[shaky145]

A JELLY DOUGHNUT!?!!?

[robloxguggi]

@shaky145 SIR YES SIR!

[nebfandan]

You people haven't given Private Pyle the proper motivation.

[vmm12]

because you're a digusting fatbody

[TheMusicjuice]

holy Jesus! lol 

[cristianbadboy1]

0:57 lol

[Jas5578]

Best War Movie Ever Made.

[prsjoe]

1981 Canadian Forces bootcamp . One sorry individual dropped his weapon in the drill hall after everyone had been standing at attention for 45 minutes . 1000 pushups issued immediately .

[niggerjosh]

lol! over a fuckin jelly doughnut!

shits serious business.

[xJakex77]

This guy would make bootcamp so badass

[fmagalhaes1521]

@xJakex77 I had a drill instructor like GySgt Hartman when I was a Parris Island. That is what makes this sooooo funny.

[mermaidamp]

R. Lee Ermey was casted as Sarge from Toy Story 1, 2, and 3.

[luzang19]

@mermaidamp thanks captain obvious !

[mjp921]

The army is 40% of 22 or younger people who can't afford college, 40% Idiots who think they actually do shit, and 20% actual bad moterfuckers.

[mjp921]

*motherfuckers

[robpr26]

@mjp921

Cool story, bro.

[TomGunTv]

Private Pyle looks like Randy from My Name Is Earl.

[chrispymuffin]

man i would love to be screamed at by gunny...just to be one of the privates there would be badass as fuck...yeah your getting screamed at but not for real this is just acting i wonder what he would be like if he was REALLY mad....

[palawajokominion]

@chrispymuffin About 100 times as bad as what you just watched.

[chrispymuffin]

@palawajokominion or worse lmao im a huge r. lee ermy fan.

[liametje]

dickheads

[Kolb33y]

1 2 3 4! i love the marine core! -munch chew chew- 1 2 34 i love the marine core -chew chew- 1 234 i love the marine core! -chew chew- 1234 i love the marine core -swallow-

[FudgeDoge]

Lmfao

"H-oly jesus" "What is that?, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" "WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE pile" My god his expression is like he never seen one before!

[R0773N]

Was Pyle drafted? Seems like he didn't want to be there.

[fanuvgod1]

@R0773N The Draft has nothing to do with whether you want to be there or not.

[mkl62]

Boxer Riddick Bowe was briefly in the Corps. He said that there is no way Pvt. Pyle could have gotten a jelly doughnut out of the Chow Hall. The DI's watched you constantly.

[itsy92389]

LOL never gets old.

[bodyguard2301]

Unless you have been in this situation, which I have been STFU, the relationship between the DI and one jelly donut sucks ass , and I still love the Marine Corps.... ps I would never seek a jelly donut to the barracks. If you served you understand!!!!

[Slimer2x3]

@bodyguard2301 I may be Army, but I DEFINITELY understand, lol!

[kauaigirlkilla1]

lmfao funny but sad he cant help being hungry.

[KaizokuJoe]

@kauaigirlkilla1

if he were hungry he would eat actual food, the point of it was to say he was undisciplined by craving the sweets he was denied to eat, further compounded by sneaking contriban into the barracks. the punishment was fitting as you have rules to obey, a unit is only as strong as the weakest soldier, individual mindsets instead of military mindsets cause people to get killed.

[MrGeorgecuster]

holyyyy jesusssss

[sampcops]

JESUS A CHRIST :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[halfbreed808]

Ahhh. Good memories. Separates the men from the vermin.