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  • Jerry Springer is a useless fucking idiot

  • What the hell was that guy talking about at the end with regards to the "fringe element" and "not the same boat to me". Then everyone clapped. ?

    Why am I not understanding that when everyone in the audience is..

  • Uhhh the behovians are obviously reptilian

  • I want to laugh at Riley, but he has so many details, its hard NOT to believe.

  • Damn he called them out!

  • The Coming of Tan: Your Guide to Looking Great this Summer

  • so if jerry really doesnt believe....which he obviously doesnt....then why is he exploiting the intellectually dissalbled???

  • i'm going to go with...crazy

  • Riley should be a stoner god

  • Love all the prank calls he gets on his show.. haha

  • pretty clear on that day, no "food poisoning" that day. uhhhh you dig?

  • riley did too much acid

  • Riley is hilarious. Listen to his show on sirius for a great laugh. He got his shit down tight now. He's been on this rap for a long time. I love his cadance and voice together. hahahahaha

  • @MickeyLove01 Exactly, this is more believable I think. Its funny how the audience was laughing. but no one laughs at Church. Riley is the BEST!

  • Even the rest of the stage thinks he's out of his damn mind

  • Its a big place outside of earth....i cant believe that were the ONLY living things

  • what a fruit loop this guy is

  • u aint gota ask riley if that was some good acid

  • the fact that you are, means that you always have been, and cannot seize to be.

  • Riley Martin makes L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise appear sane.

  • In 1953 near the st. Francis River I met a hairy creature with huge teeth and gums

    i named it bababooey

    the legend continues

  • Ricky Tan.

  • Man, this classic Springer is the GOOD Springer.

  • DR RILEY MARTIN - QUA UMSA LAGI WAN

  • 4:36 drops a heavy jewel dat pauses EVERYONE in that room

    dumb fucks are sittin on jerry springer show wit da audacity to laugh at this man

    they da fuckn joke

  • Hes great on Sirius / Howard Stern!

    Uhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhh.

  • omg i cant listen to this nonsense. bye! lol

  • The guy has just been smoking too much crack!!

  • this guy is the best psycho

  • WOW! LOL

  • Uh...looky hear mutha-fucka!

  • and baba booey to ya'll

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  • Man, Riley can bullshit with the best of them.

  • What this guy is saying is no more fantastic or stupid than believing in a god.

  • @MickeyLove01 thats fucking true!

  • @MickeyLove01 No, let me correct you there, mate. What Riley is saying DOES NOT corroborate with ALL of the other alien abduction stories which were HORRIFIC in nature. And also, a person who says that they've evolved from a slimy soup is far crazier than Riley Martin. Get this through you thick head, you fool, the chances of evolution NOT happening are FAR greater than the number of atoms in the entire universe, that's a scientific fact, look it up.

  • @valereydyachuk Did you even pay attention to what I said?  You are a fucking idiot.

  • @MickeyLove01 Yes mate, I paid attention to what you wrote. Did YOU even understand what I'm trying to convey here? Also consider this, anyone who uses heavy profanity almost always has a highly underdeveloped vocabulary...it's just a thought. You're saying that anyone who believes in a creator is a fool. Well, what I'm trying to tell yo here is that anyone who believes in the non-existence of a creator is the real fool.

  • @valereydyachuk Thank you. You have just shown that you didn't understand my point. If you want me to explain in greater detail, using small words where possible then I could try? And in future, I suggest you start your comments/opinions with "in my opinion", as you seem to believe you speak for everyone else!!. I agree with your statement on the use of profanities, which is usually the case. However, you should always be ready for the exception. I usually curse for maximum impact.

  • @MickeyLove01 Yeah youre absolutely right. That crowd is laughing their ass off and I bet a big portion of them is actually Christian.

    Ergo, they are fucking hypocrites AND idiots at the same time.

  • @MickeyLove01 Oh great, another angry atheist forcing his opinion down others' throats on the internet.

  • @TheObamaNigger It's hardly being "forced down others throats" numb nuts. I don't give a flying fuck whether you pay attention or not but it's a comparison. Religion has it's audience. If you choose to partake in such stupidity then that's your choice but please, leave your kids alone until they're 15 or 16. Oh hang on, then they can't be brainwashed and will think you're an idiot too. lol

  • @MickeyLove01 Yes, you're advertising your worthless opinion on the internet and are just as guilty as those you try to condemn for advertising theirs. Please stop being a moron.

  • @TheObamaNigger But you just contradicted yourself. Are you that stupid that you perhaps don't even realise this? I guess with some people, stupidity is simply a way of life. Maybe you just crave attention. I suggest you return to sniffing your fat mothers soiled underwear.

  • @MickeyLove01 How did I contradict myself? Do you even know what that means, or are you just begging the question while hoping that generic, painfully unfunny insults can act as a substitute for a valid refutation?

  • @TheObamaNigger - Like Christians don't do that? You don't see Atheists knocking on people's doors do you?

  • Okwa Tanzin Wan... Qua Onsa Lagi Wan!

  • this man is out of his mind. even the other people are all wide eyed and like "holy fuckin shit dude...hoooly shit..."

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  • @therobster1975 You been smoking your fathers white cock and swallowing cracker

  • @Imanifesto

    wait.

    is cracker the opposit to nigger?

  • I love how everyone in the audience can't keep a straight face. How can he keep this bullshit going all these years?

  • @ExpulsionofGermans Check his bank balance, that will tell you why. No matter how stupid a theory is or concept, there will be an audience for it.

  • I have read his Book , it contains 363 pages, with17 Chapters, from page 316-339 have his drawings of many intelegent beings with names. From pages 341-361 contain 4 symbols on each page, reading his book have brought a new awarness to save some species of earth. the prediction fronm 5.50 of this video are being fulfilled from 2002-11 as he said. So, where is Jerry Springer to follow-up as promised. beware followers of false promises, I believe Riley, & Tan soon coming.

  • i hate fuken j springer fuken old wanker

  • @ 2:56 you can see a grey in the background!

  • Guys...where can I find the one where Riley's show gets pranked by fake names

    (Tess Stickles and Hugh Jasole) from Richard and Sal with fake stories of people saying how they want him to be on more often and that he should be paid more....it was a recent prank too. Does anyone know? Thanks so much in advance!

  • Riley Martin is sooo Articulate!

  • @deshaun22002 i know !! :)

  • I'v been abducted my alians. Illegal ones.

    hahahaha

  • damn was riley like a physics major or something?

  • jedi mind tricks-the coming of tan

  • the excact same speech that he gives at the begining of every one of his shows on Howard 101... nut job...sry Riley love the show!!

  • TAN IS A GAY NAME

  • err.... Buy my book, mothafuckah!

  • I used have this episode recorded in my VHS when it first aired. Even Travis Walton is like "Dude, give me a break."

  • @zekecasarez nah dude WHY RISK IT ATTENTION FAME.....nope truth is always hard to swallow becuse it exposes ur soul in 360 degree perspective

  • I adore 'The Jerry Springer Show' but I find this quite strange. Here's a guy who really believes in what he's saying, talking about something that many people do believe in and he's ridiculed for it.

    Jerry Springer and the audience seem very, very ignorant in the way that they're reacting to what he's saying.

  • @XPlasticWingsX Riley has a Top rated Radio Show on Sirius Channel 101!

  • @bcn1211  Ah, cool. :)

  • @bcn1211

    top rarted my ass...lol

  • @XPlasticWingsX I know right. The audience were so pathetic - basically representative of the human race in general. I mean, we're such a narrow-minded bunch!!! =(

  • @XPlasticWingsX Are you kidding me? Riley is a fake. He created that story to try to make money and become famous. The Howard Stern show proved he was a fraud when Riley translated an 'alien language' on air, which was actually just African.

    You can find the clip here on Youtube.

  • this guys fucking awesome! haha i love him... even if he is crazy

  • Poetry, sheer poetry coming from Friend Martin.

    "You half a billion dollar Jew"

  • Jerry Springer is mean.

  • Riley OWNED Jerry in this episode.

  • I'll say one thing for Riley Martin: He's got a good imagination. He should be writing short stories.

  • lol omg yea what is up with her! she looks like an alien

  • lol He talks like he's narrating his book.

  • o kwa tan zin wan qua umsa lagee lagee wan wan

  • bitch I never begged for nothing in my life

  • alien

  • Ok, I believe in aliens and all but, if you were really visited by aliens why on earth would you go on Jerry Springer, the least credible show in the world?? I am sorry, but I just can't take anyone seriously who goes on this show.

  • @emmatimberlake I totally agree with you. if i had alien contact that Jerry Springer Show,it will not only be the last place i go to talk about my experiences but it would be at the bottom of the marina trench at the deepest part of sea,before i go and meet abunch of jokers who think this is funny.

  • @JaminHell nah man, this was before the crazy fights on every episode. This was when it was maybe 2 or 3 fights a show. But it was more serious back then.

  • this crap is funny as what, i couldnt stop laughing, i love his show on coast to coast and now he is on stern network, it is funny as what, he is one kuku, lol

  • He is hilarious on The Howard Stern show.

  • Ridiculous.

  • Therefore the lifeform they would be closest possible to be able to communicate with would be them.. i dont really wanna elaborate on any of the information given seeing it would most likely be wasted on people really not interested to have a real debate.. But i would prefer if people would just think before they praise a message, and before they share it with such conviction.. its arrogant and ignorant to belive an external lifeform having an interest in us. (but ofc not impossible)

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  • to have accounted for this aswell before they are able to visit us. Then again being 100.000 times as advanced as in the way of technology, it would be extremely arrogant of us to think they would have the least bit of interest in our existance, it is if we wanted to travel across the galaxy just to visit a race dumber than the equivalent of ants on our planet. and yet again another barrier is there! our speech is not the most evolved compared to other life forms on earth. It is infact the wales

  • The idea of a alternate lifeform wanting to visit our planet has always been absurd. with the knowledge that we have now, having pictures proving the nothingness surrinding us for millions of light years.

    So if an life form were to visit us they are to have made use of black holes as a transport way making them more than 100.000 times as advanced as us.

    again we need to account for the planet earths eco systems, the air that we breath is actually toxic, not to us, but in general. so they need

  • do another line riley

  • comon ppl thiiss not real ,thy just make monyyyy

  • i wonder if all the rednecks in the audience know jerry springer is jewish

  • u white mother fuckers riley martin speaks the truth

  • I do believe he does, speak the truth... But why on earth did he go on this low life show it's really the wrong platform....Of ourse people think he's a nutjob..I would if i havent researched a lot about these phenomenon....!

  • AAAAAAHHHHHHH YES YES YES. You SEE SON.

  • uuuuh look here motherfucker wheres my money!?

  • I love Riley's debonaire way of speaking

  • 4:40 ...what he says is sooo true!!! wow..

  • ozi kua tan in zaw  AAAAAA riley "my favorite martian"

  • i wish riley was my grandfather......... qua unsa la gee wan

  • HaHa! That was an awesome comment. I love when he goes off on Robin.

  • I hate Riley Martin... YOU LYING FUCK Riley Martin!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The masses are brainwashed by Hollywood. People need to research the Cassini project because this man is telling the truth.

  • hes kinda of a goof but the line " the fact that I am is a sign that I have always been and that I will always be" is down right cool.

  • I guess you missed the part where he fights the aliens then has sex with them.

  • Its a shame these people are on Jerry Springer like this type a thing is a fuckin joke.

  • Why? Were you abducted too?

  • No, I just know this phenomina is real.

  • very interesting, and i agree with

    PCarrier61, his story does not sound scripted, he sounds very educated and certain about what it is he is discussing.

  • educated no, crazy pot head yes. not that thats a rip on pot heads or believers, but if you listen to the howard stern show at all you know how crazy Riley really is. He (Riley) has his own show and is constantly trying to make a buck off this story. selling everything from bobble heads to hand drawn symbols that apparently get you on the mother ship.

  • He always talks like he's reading from a book on Howard 101. It must be his natural voice rythym, although there's nothing natural about it.

  • i belive riley expirenced alien contact but i bet some of the info he had downloaded into his head from aliens was probably created from his own imagination. consciousness is strange and so is the truth

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  • riley martin might not be saying the truth but the man that was abducted has bean tested

    and stuff and he is talking the truth...

  • yanks are realy fucked up how sad are they in the usa

  • @craigpaul69

    enjoy your Islamic Republic of Brittian...oh, and dont bother asking us for help either

  • wow, his story doesn't sound scripted at all.

    (note the sarcasm)

  • because it's not

  • I actually hope you're right, cuz I hate thinking something like this is scripted. However, Riley just sounds at first like he memorized that from a script...maybe it's from his book? Sounds like it could be, and now I wanna read it.

  • what he's saying on springer is basically his entire radio show lol

  • if david liebe hart was cool he would be riley

  • stern fans know riley to be completely full of shit but this is so amazing, his confidence and otherworldly way of speaking seriously put doubts into these peoples minds. they start out loling at him but at 4:50 when he talks about reincarnations its completely silent

  • Hey genious, go read his book! Riley fans knew him long before Stern's dumb show!

    They are stupified becouse they obviously "feel" the truth.

  • the old lady at 6:37 looks dead

  • What's with the lady behind jerry's right shoulder (camera left) @ 6:38?

  • LOL. Anal probe.

  • @jamiesj

    LOLLL!!

  • @ifeelallright alien in disguise spying on riley martin

  • At the age of seven.............

    He told that story like in some movie

    HAHA

    I think he should really stop smoking weed

  • 15 min a fame that all that is

  • HE WILL NOT WORK FOR NIGGER WAGES!!!......hahaha

  • @TheMatthew2424 ROFLMAO!

  • This is an uneducated guy with many issues who truly was abducted and taken to Saturn and other planets. I guess that's why we instructed to "judge ye not."

  • although i find mr martin very interesting i do not believe all of his story...i believe he was abducted but i dont believe any of his details

  • 4:39-4:44 is truth. We are all eternal life

  • they fucked them in the ass thats why they don't wanna talk about it

  • LMAO

  • The ironic part of this is that this show on alien visitation is by far the most reality-based segment ever featured on the Jerry Springer show

  • @rammsteinregeln Ever featured anywhere really. And I guess I owe Jerry thanks for even giving this man some major network airtime.....

  • listin to Riley Martin he is not a dumb person, very very good speaker

  • naa... look here...

  • Fix- educate yourself. marijuana is not a hallucinogen. It is also prescribed as a medication. as with all things it can be abused.

  • ss (ok that was mean but idc)- It is damnit. Its perscription as a medicine is as smart as disciplining your kid with a branch or paddle (hey I was raised on open hand tho and I dont regret it). Anything can be abused; Marijuana is not something to just marginalize like that. Thats like marginalizing disturbing the peace and murder (Yes this sounds like a family guy sketch, idc)

    Vibe... I love that pontiac. Too bad they wont be makin Pontiacs no more...

  • well then what does it do if you dont hallucinate?

  • Just makes you slow and hungry. Is prescribed to induce hunger and curb pain. I tried it as a teen but never really got into it.

  • ............thats it? then whys it so popular then? who the hell wants to be hungry all the time....or slow

  • In case you haven't noticed Zay most people are morons........

  • oh yeah...............point proven V_V

  • educate yourself marijuana is a hullucinogen. also can used for other things.

  • Firstly, ive been smoking high grade weed for years now and I or anybody i know have never hallucinated. keep getting your "education" from the government that made it illegal moron. what better way to educate yourself than by first hand experience? and if u did u would know that no amount of weed will make u see things. secondly, also can used for other things, really? ppl like you r why humans cant have nice things (ignorance mainly)

  • I smoked weed everyday for 5 years. Just because weed is a hallucinogen doesnt mean you trip balls or anything. But it can make you feel euphoric or paranoid and a numerous other feelings due to the way the chemical thc reacts with your brain.

    And yes it can be used for things such as an aid for pain or to help you sleep. Im not ignorant at all, I know what Im talking about. So suck it hard.

  • so the Jerry Springer show aren't about incest all the time ^^ that's good i guess

  • That's the dude associated with Howard Stern...The guy that Howard ordered to get help from a shrink...

  • Look how flabbergasted everybody is looking O_O

  • cool

  • Its funny how people nervously giggle as soon as this man started speaking.. as if saying "this is so ridiculous, we are the only life in the universe.. hee hee hee." The Mayan, The hopi, The Olmecs, The Polynesians, The Inca, The Mapuche, Ancient Egypt, The Australian Aborigenees... Can not all be wrong.. It is modern man that has lost its way.. its connection with nature and the heavens that will result in his destruction.

  • well riley martin is a stoner, he was caught with several hundred pounds of weed a few years back so yeah... hard to believe him

  • Light beings are out there.. we have become too arrogant and believe in the lies and the fairy tales the establishment has rammed down oour throats for millenia. If you wasnt true knowledge... seek the knowledge of the ancients.. from SUmeria to the Hopi.. there you will learn. be well. open your mind.. and your heart, thats the only way you will be set free.

  • Marijuana is innate in nature as with its oil ... The Native Americans as well as other ancient groups in the Americas used this plant as medicine. Man.. has created the illusion of a plant like marijuana to be illegal. (the sole fact marijuana is illegal is because BIG PHARMA would lose billions)..Big Pharma can not synthesize the herb for profit (without toxic side effects). In regards to this man. people are just afraid of what they don't understand.

  • marijuana is illegal because it has qualities like cigs and alchohal that make it addictive, a world with drunk drivers and lawmakers is bad enough, imagine a world with stoners in charge. I believe aliens exist, in an infinite universe anything that is possible will happen or has happened (another species of intelligent life other than ours has or will already occured) but riley martin is full of shit, and if he is telling the truth he has little credibility due to the drug use

  • ask any doctor behind closed doors and they will tell you that marijuana is beneficial and that it has more medicinal properties than most cancer med (ie). cigarettes and alcohol have 100's if not 1000's of toxins in them...and provide no benefit

  • marijuana is just as bad as cigs and alchohol, all 3 should be illegal and actually enforced (unlike prohibition and modern day drug use) the world would be a much better place... marijuana might be healthier physically (not actually healthy though, but less unhealthy) , but mentally it kills you, more so that alchohol

    and of course they would say that, marijuana actually does have medical uses, unfortunately the vast majority use it as a way to have fun at society's expense

  • Im done.. i give up.. your arguments are just too challenging.

  • You are so stupid ~_~

    I have indian blood, and I am not stupid ; These idiots whom think this is medicine, or worse, good for you, need to be arrested for stupidity; for a waste of life. Marijuana is an addiction, and an unnessecary hallucinogen. Some medicine when your having a heart attack.

  • bad vibes there tonto.. bad vibes you have.

  • Why can't they be wrong? The didn't do a very good job at keeping themselves alive. Also, these civilisations performed human sacrfices and would kill their children if they believe them to have "curses". But i believe in what you say about the lack of connection with nature calling man's downfall. however that does not mean aliens will come and wipe us out. we are more than capable of doing that ourselves!

  • There is human sacrifice in the bible too... just in case.