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Cartman's hatred of hippies is to be commended. Hippies, as we all know, suck and should be KOS. I applaud Cartman's anti-Hippie efforts, and can only hope that his exemplary character somehow rubs off on the younger generation.
Ahahahaha. I remember this song. It was on the b-side of the Chocolate salty balls cassette. ahah, Years ago. I still remembered the first couple of lines.
I made an audio of cartman and styx performing this song together when this first came out. It was a bit hard cause cartman sings in a bit higher key so I had to adjust it for that and speed, but it's pretty cool, lol.
in real life all my freinds say sound just like cartman so i should sing this song it would be awesome. cartman is the best ever ever i want to met the guy who does the voice of cartman and get a autogragh that would make my life complete!!
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Hey here's an awesome super-cool idea. Fix yourself up some pancake batter and pour it into a pan, then heat it on the maximum heat. When it's nice and hot just go ahead and stick your face straight in there. Don't mind the scalding.
Hahaha. The part at the end where Chef was singing "Come sail away with me children" made him sound like a pedopile. Wouldn't it be funny if they made an episode where Chef becomes a child molester? That would be funny but I don't think Trey Parker and Matt Stone would ever be that desperate for ratings.
that happened!!! it was when isac hayes left they use clips of his voice from previous episodes! it's called the The Return of Chef. he falls of a bridge gets impaled get's torn in half by a lion and bear, crapped his pants and other pedophiles revived him has darth chef! look it up. Damn the Super Adventure Club (the pedophile group) htey killed him off because the actor left because he hated the show for insulting scientology, his religion. look it up dude
where did u get the song?
TheSccultimateaero 3 weeks ago
MTBrown72 7 months ago
... CARTMAN RULES OVER ALL OF SOUTH PARKKKK!!!! xD
superman200040 7 months ago in playlist cartman
how woud u like to suck my balls ?
TheOzzyMania 8 months ago
@TheOzzyMania WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
metalkingdom100 1 month ago
now that's good fuckin comedy!
REDEYE420CHRONIC 1 year ago
ya gyysss srsly!!
rambodude19 1 year ago
great spoof southpark is absolutely ridiculous
reedrichards82 1 year ago
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no offense this is anoying i just wanna hear the actual song
leaseeey 2 years ago
3:19
they want to kill me.
dasgelbevomeiHNW727 2 years ago
2:33
OMG LMAO OMG
XD XD XD
LMAO
dasgelbevomeiHNW727 2 years ago
lol i could not stop laughing
cartman is number 2 in south park.
Stan's dad is number one
wwepk3r619 2 years ago 4
@wwepk3r619 the migthy RANDY!
metalkingdom100 1 month ago
omage du cartman
darkly28 2 years ago 2
immm sailinggg awayyyy cuz i gotta be free .... i look to thee seaa
SUPERSEXY539 2 years ago
cartmann is frickin hilarious!!!
mikeyhayes2 3 years ago 14
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il miglior cantante americano di oggi
hotchmorganreid 3 years ago
i bought the cult of cartman and it kicks ass i am now apart of a cult an awesome cult OF CARTMAN
lolircat 3 years ago
lol. funny funny! my teacher actually played this song while we were reading! same version too!
Tards2getha4eva 3 years ago
ihana kappale. :)
tuikku8 3 years ago
lol good 1 all
toughguy721 3 years ago
Cartman Kickass!
shawty5566 3 years ago 5
cartman is the only reason I watch..:P
GoneToWorlds 3 years ago 4
He has a pretty good voice
mkannihilation 3 years ago 4
Funny stuff
rascoil 3 years ago 4
South Park and Cartman rules ;D
Joanthagangsta 3 years ago 3
suck my ball's mr.garrasin!
narutofreak955 3 years ago 6
Without Cartman, South Park just would not be as good.
Scorpio199388 3 years ago 3
GREAT CARTMAN SING FOR US ^^
MissesXChera 3 years ago
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cartman u fatass
truebatoll 3 years ago
VAGINA!!!!!
englandftw111 3 years ago 2
Watch my vid from cartman
it's a funny joke xD
ProjectProductionss 3 years ago
Hella Yeah! Cartman rocks!
person100000 3 years ago 4
wow he just mariah to shame! lol, jking
JayJay258 3 years ago
No joking- he's better
TonyandAnnie 3 years ago 4
i dont think hes went diamond...hes good but not that good
playersball23 3 years ago
cartman should be my country president heh i would wout himXD
KURKOJOOPAJOO 3 years ago 3
he's the funniest smart arse
firemanirishman 3 years ago 4
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Krnung4 3 years ago
Cartman's my favorite!
lovestosingaic 3 years ago 9
cartman should vocal for a punk rock band! HAHAHA awesome awesome. cartman rocksssssssssss!
bizerkdepression 4 years ago 5
He should have his own CD of songs. CARTMAN RULES!
MihelicJ1977 4 years ago 7
HELLZ YH cartman is hilarious,hes liek this racist,fat,funny bastard but hes damned funny for it!
BE OFFENDED BE VERY OFFENDED hehehe
mraaronyuppy 4 years ago 5
cartman rocks!
ertebolle6 4 years ago 16
Set a course for The VIRGIN SEA.
nanojem 4 years ago 3
kick ass
999war 4 years ago
lol 1:52
catchooo 4 years ago
come sail away with me you guys
tombombadail 4 years ago 4
Cartman's hatred of hippies is to be commended. Hippies, as we all know, suck and should be KOS. I applaud Cartman's anti-Hippie efforts, and can only hope that his exemplary character somehow rubs off on the younger generation.
FallaciousGee 4 years ago
Yes, he doesn't hate black people just hippies!
Sweet dude,totaly killer
Vaenra13 4 years ago
doesn't he hate jews 2?.. and poor people?
DeDumanis 4 years ago 3
Rofl he hates everyone
Vaenra13 4 years ago 5
lmao i'm not fat i'm just big boned
warcraft3221 4 years ago
This is the best. Simply. Owns the original one. Kick ass Eric!!
bobisgoodatyou 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! SO FUNNY!!!
chellychelle2 4 years ago
i wouldnt want a girl kissing my ass. id be like, bitch, get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!
Ryche9 4 years ago
Wow, looks like you're never getting married.
channel404 4 years ago
agreed
DeDumanis 4 years ago 4
lol i love this song, both the original and this one. awesome stuff. was this on an episode?
Ryche9 4 years ago
I gotta say, this is much better than the original lmao Cartman kicks ass!
Screw you guys!!! Im going home!
karfedax 4 years ago
cartman is the fucking greatest singer in the world :P i would buy his album
LOL
Dryrockt 4 years ago
good god
krisskorn 4 years ago
clearly the best of cartman
flyleafmatrix 4 years ago 5
Godddaamnat!
rob2011r 4 years ago
kick asssssssssssssssss goddammit!!!!!!
tropicalmind 4 years ago
lol!
KABBVIDEOS 4 years ago
No, its Beef K
JohnMclaine22 4 years ago
Well, I know a little kitty whois sleeping with Mommy tonight....
LOL
roxyroxy114 4 years ago
BEEEFCAAAAAKE!!!!!
verronica10 4 years ago 2
COME SAIL AWAY WITH MEEEEE.......baby. he should definitley do an album.
NYrulez93 4 years ago 2
CHEESY POOFS!!!!
goooop00 4 years ago 4
"SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!"
MonsterMashKiller 4 years ago 2
I will do the germen dance for you it's fun and gay and tra la la la I hope you will injoy my song fidea fidea yay!
lilone890 4 years ago 3
cartman is like the coolest kid ever
myteejay 4 years ago 4
I"M NOT FAT I"M BIG BONED!
jasonjc0 4 years ago 3
LOL I like it better when he sings it.
bunnislave 4 years ago 5
BEEEFCAAAAAKE!!!!!
funkyspunkmonkey 4 years ago 2
BEEEFCAAAAKE!!!!!
Grashni 4 years ago 3
BEEEFCAAAAAKE!!!!!
MonsterMashKiller 4 years ago 3
i was wrong about styx, maybe cartman pulled their heads outta their asses
killthefakes666 4 years ago 3
im crying i am laughing so hard
MaddisonHodder 4 years ago 2
you guys, he is good xD
lanwee 4 years ago
come sail away... funny as shit u fat ass
shinobidude14 4 years ago 2
It's on my mp3 player, hella funny
shortyblackwell 4 years ago
xDDDD i love this HAHA
lildevilsangel 4 years ago
yo cartman is hilarious
coolyhighharmony 4 years ago
absolutely amazing, so funny!
Rising3329 4 years ago
ew God
texasheatwave93 4 years ago
it is sad
rerun667 4 years ago
There isn't one. They reference this on the show, but this is on a soundtrack.
AnagonofGondor 4 years ago
if some sissy chick tried to kick my ass i would say hey,missy,go knit me a sweater before i slap you in the face! xD
kelvink14 4 years ago
Cartman is AWESOME!
sdrhead 4 years ago
it is sad song
rerun667 4 years ago
i fucking love it!!!!!!
ledzeppelinisthebest 4 years ago
The song is Carry On, firstly. Second, just watch the episode!
Rigbo13 4 years ago
No it's Come Sail Away.
MikehMike01 4 years ago
yeah !!!! CArtman !!!!!
51Cartman51 4 years ago
Ahahahaha. I remember this song. It was on the b-side of the Chocolate salty balls cassette. ahah, Years ago. I still remembered the first couple of lines.
harryiswaste 4 years ago
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me, you guys.
lmfao
weebri 4 years ago
Cartman Fucking Rocks!!!
kokosrr 4 years ago
im not fat im big boned
crux9999 4 years ago
hahahah its awesome how he says 'you guys'. cartman is awesome
QuEEn84eva 4 years ago
Good song.
NukeCulear 4 years ago
my record is 20 seconds to sing this song the last time i tried it took me more so i have to train
blockyboy2 4 years ago
"Come sail away! Come sail away! Come sail away with me!!...You guys."
lol, Cartman is hella cool!
FallaciousGee 4 years ago
hell ya, cartman is one badass kimosabe.
belgranoboy2007 4 years ago
cartman is one funny fat little bastard :)
camy0404 4 years ago 2
Omg, there was a commercial for a danish website in that movie, lolz0rz
Nikokvaj 4 years ago
na na na ....
amourkiss 4 years ago
this south park this funny
hallie4227 4 years ago
casa bonita! casa bonita!
Jujunater 4 years ago
AWESOME!
ratchet11710 4 years ago
This video rocks
kokosrr 4 years ago
omg cool vid boobiieezmum i did a vid on this cheack it out
chanel1213 4 years ago
Wow, this video's freakin' sweet, dude!
disneyrangerblue02 4 years ago
casa bonita<33 lol
kbergsland 4 years ago
I made an audio of cartman and styx performing this song together when this first came out. It was a bit hard cause cartman sings in a bit higher key so I had to adjust it for that and speed, but it's pretty cool, lol.
TB163 4 years ago
Really a great video, as i read on of the quotes, i always had to think of the whole episode and i had to laugh, it was great, keep on :)
paganmetal 4 years ago
best is in the end when he is screaming
riggedyriggedyroo 4 years ago
much better this way
rikeen 4 years ago
he totally improves it - Rock on (y)
Makaveli7Rip 4 years ago
hey this song is by styx
but it sounds sweet when cartman sings it
nickisamazing13 4 years ago
lol wicked. cartman's a god
AkoSiAyla 4 years ago
most Beautifull song I ve Ever heard..
Rovo188 4 years ago
cartman rules
mattzme 4 years ago
this is hilarious
monkeyman110593 4 years ago
in real life all my freinds say sound just like cartman so i should sing this song it would be awesome. cartman is the best ever ever i want to met the guy who does the voice of cartman and get a autogragh that would make my life complete!!
qweasdzxc638 4 years ago
its trey parker you should know his as one of the creators of South Park
EmoOfTheSith 4 years ago
i agree, except that cartman is a nazi but besides that he owns
tombombadail 4 years ago
that is why he owns. You fail
HeavyMetalVideos 4 years ago
Cartman, you are my hero =)
waitndbleed92 4 years ago
lol cartman singings like such a tard! thats why i like him
greenday3847 4 years ago
haha i love this my boyfriend playes it all the freakin time
ihearthim20 4 years ago
Thanks :)
mariemully 4 years ago
Cartman sings this song so well
lfs876 4 years ago
Does anyone know where the scene on 1:55 is from? which episode?
Beccah425 4 years ago
Quintuplets, not too far in.
jared7984518 4 years ago
PANCAKE ON MY FACE MAKE ME HAPPY!!!
copperhead321 4 years ago
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Hey here's an awesome super-cool idea. Fix yourself up some pancake batter and pour it into a pan, then heat it on the maximum heat. When it's nice and hot just go ahead and stick your face straight in there. Don't mind the scalding.
Bridgerboy 4 years ago
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styx sucks, cartman owns, deal with it
tombombadail 4 years ago
right
lfs876 4 years ago
??????????????????
the80sdumpster 4 years ago
Cartman sings it better than the real person who sings it!!!
lfs876 4 years ago
lol trueee
meleborn123 4 years ago 2
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this version sux ass! Styx is WAYYYYYY better
CArtman should go to hell just for even attemting this song
MrBoyou 4 years ago
CARTMAN RULEZ!!!!
ACEFREHLEY101 4 years ago 6
blasphemy, commet suicide and restore your honor
tombombadail 4 years ago
I agree man. Can't stand the singing.
mavsfan1000 4 years ago
Come on, where's your sense of humor?
ragagaga 4 years ago
well cool but BORIN after a while
chinesemuffins 4 years ago
Hahaha. The part at the end where Chef was singing "Come sail away with me children" made him sound like a pedopile. Wouldn't it be funny if they made an episode where Chef becomes a child molester? That would be funny but I don't think Trey Parker and Matt Stone would ever be that desperate for ratings.
Agent47rulz 4 years ago
dude they did do an episode where chef was a pedophile it's how they killed him off...
tombombadail 4 years ago
Haha yeah right, like they would ever kill off the best character and make him a pedophile. Your funny dude.
Agent47rulz 4 years ago
that happened!!! it was when isac hayes left they use clips of his voice from previous episodes! it's called the The Return of Chef. he falls of a bridge gets impaled get's torn in half by a lion and bear, crapped his pants and other pedophiles revived him has darth chef! look it up. Damn the Super Adventure Club (the pedophile group) htey killed him off because the actor left because he hated the show for insulting scientology, his religion. look it up dude
tombombadail 4 years ago
he did die but he didnt become a pedophile he was brainwashed
rich98521 4 years ago
rich98521 is right. that was sad, but hilarious at the same time, lol, i love south park
ilovedingoandclancy 4 years ago
but at the end of the episode just before he died he choose to join them on his own free will. he even apologized before he did it
tombombadail 4 years ago
No, they really did do that. It was the saddest episode next to "Kenny Dies"
blondieroxursox 4 years ago
I know i cried after i was done cracking up(not really;))
tombombadail 4 years ago
u rock dude!
salangbang07 4 years ago
moooom,bathroom!bathtroom!
ochowa 4 years ago
totally awsome :')
blakums 4 years ago
HAHA LOLLOLOLOLOL IM PMSL
123TommySmurf123 4 years ago
hahahaha tht was awesome!
lilaboc00 4 years ago
LOL!!
bringxsmiles 4 years ago
yay!!!!!!!11 viva la cartman when i first heard this i loled my ass of it's so funny
qweasdzxc638 4 years ago
lol the mom!kittys being a dildo qoute,lol i have it on my ipod halarious
zachxboy 4 years ago
lol i love it!
BEXTER105 4 years ago
:'( *sniffle* beautiful!
Soniclover4ever 4 years ago
this is one of the best cartman songs right next to kyle's mom is a bitch awesome!!!!!
qweasdzxc638 4 years ago
awesome!
thekiller451 4 years ago
why the hell doesnt anyone make the real version of this
myswtsatn 4 years ago
copyrights ?
Climbatizecombat 4 years ago
no because if the video was copyrighted then the cartman version of the song would be copyrighted
myswtsatn 4 years ago
love it!
soxlvr94 4 years ago