Haitian Jonas Things Haitian Parents Say

[gbastien009]

You should watch my haitian vid!!!

[ElPapi997]

xbox bills LMFAOO

[DJeaan1991]

"I don't need cable".... LOL Haitians are so funny!! i don't know how many times i've heard most of these

[RicoWifey9092]

lol this video is tooooooooooooooooooooooo funny 

[musicbabe4u19]

lmfaoooooooooooo EVERYTHING IS SOOOO TRUE!! i ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have to ask my mom or dad why i cant sleep over! they think im gonna get like killed or fuckin raped! lmfao

[AdryanaPrincetonGirl]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES WAP KONN GEORGE MEAN??? AFTER 11 YEARS OF LIFE BEING A HAITIAN I STILL DONT KNOW!!!!!!!

[bootypicture]

@AdryanaPrincetonGirl It used to be Wap Konn joy until George Bush. He was such a f#*& up that it became Wap Konn George. Because you are so young you can't remember a time before Bush was president. I'll be 27 this year.

[iSPEAKPoetry]

Lmao soon as he said why do you have plastic fruit on the table I looked at my table and laughed LMAOOOO! IM NOT CHEAP IM BROKE THERES A DIFFERENCE.

[Heartfitforaqueen]

LMFAOOO You Come With Coco Rat Lmaoo WEAK !

[C00lKiDS23]

The #1 problem with all children parents: WHY THE FUCK CANT WE SLEEP OVER SOMEBODYS HOUSE?

[TachaBaby505]

U wanna beat me? Hehh???

[Nadia2Lise]

lol direct tv can come get their box directement lolllllllllll

[mysht82]

Mezami! lol Merci but whats the song in the beginning of the video?

[damnslim08]

Lol, this was too funny! I don't know any haitian kids who could sleep over somebody else's house,including me, lmao

[meikaboo22]

Forgot one more thing for the Dad . . . NO.! Epi Dats it, Fini

[gotdammitbetty]

First dude had me rollin

[lilmizchelly]

Ma dad Bee sayin those thing n i be lik Mwen pa konnen george!!

[TheHNC]

DON'T FORGET (AND PLEASE EXCUSE MY SPELLING MY PEEPO) ANMWE, MEZON MI, AND MOST OF ALL ADJAYE WO!!!!!!! LMAO.

[CheldinaSylverain]

ala led lmaooo

[SAP3945]

When you're sick hatian parents always give you that nast ass garlic tea too, Drinking it right now. D:

[TheMrwazoo]

Get up get up get up ish

[DaFoxy01]

what's the song in the beginning of the video ?

[marjolynisa]

who is george>>>lol

[miszrinax3]

That nigga teeth lmfaoo

[Wes3455]

lol

[MissBrooklyn87]

I'm not cheap I'm bwoke there's a diffwence. Get up time 2 go 2 school leve leve leve leve get up get up get up SHET get up!!!! LMAAAAOOOO

[klacstaysfresh]

THIS IS MY LIFE.

[Sha568]

STORY OF MY LIFE.

[TheKayXoXo93]

That wake wake wake up I still experience that even after I graduate....Petit me fatigue

[TheFudgelatte]

.....omg my. life. exposed.

[OliGee123]

lmao!!!! direct tv can come get the boxes directement

[Strwberriblu]

lmao



[1054crystal]

GET UP GET UP GET UP LEVE LEVE LEVE LEVE LEVE GET UP GET UP... SHITTTTT!!!

[munrochamberslover03]

*GUY



[munrochamberslover03]

OMG I LUV THIS GUT HE IS ON THE BOMB IM HAIATIAN AND I KNOW WAT HAITIAN PARENT 'S SAY AND IT IS TRUE AND US AS THERE CHILDREN I THINK IT IS TRUE

[mikeycknowsrnb2]

OMG if i close my eyes i swear i would think my mother was talking to me! (minus the man voice)

[elquicko]

How long I gotta a genou it's been 3 hours!!!

[yolandairene]

LOl I am not Hatian but some of my friends are and their family members sounds exactly like this. Thank you

[tismewoodly1]

1.Steven jo

2. Haitian v

3. Haitia jonas

The best haitian comedians in america lol

[lmkalel22]

"you come here with coco hot, and she so ugly, and u come to make me ugly gwand babies".... I died at that part cause that's what all Haitian parents say

[Pcadet]

lmao.... hahahah. dead.

[VellaBella4]

"Im not cheap..i'm broke! There's a difference."

[lildtorrey]

This shit killed me right here lol, that L'huile Masqueti was on point

[VellaBella4]

"I make something to nothing...from rags to riches..and i'm still not rich!" ROFL

[rooselie100]

Ugly grandbbabiez hahaha

[jjakaoj]

i can relate to everything in this video

[CarpeDiemPierre]

Gawd...I love this video so much. LMAO!!



[missopt2mistik]

Lmboooooooooooo!

[PrettyCourture25]

lolololololololol 2tiimes for my zooooooooooooooooooes lolol... nigga u had me laughiin so hrd

[biNoelle]

LMFAO!!

[richster14]

The get up part is so CORRECT !!! These guys are on point with this vid

[PrOEfiT]

OMGOOOOD THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!! HAHAHA

[laprietta54]

lol sooo true i liked it but once the other guy came out it started getting annoying

[nitrasit]

mesi



[sesegoodies]

u guys are good lol

[GardenStateReaper]

I COME HOME TO-TO-TO-TO, CLEAN THE HOUSE!! AND THEN I GO BACK TO WORK, I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP THE LAST TIME I SLEEP I WAS 2YRS OLD..... LMAOOOOO

[VellaBella4]

Lmaoo I never laughed so much in my life. Good video. It's really accurate.

[IchirinXRiku]

:DDDDD



[churching4life]

You guys need your own show, you on point!

[djeanjr14]

Lmao!!! Spot on

[emanisdaman]

Man I have to say that damn near 98% of this was all true for me too. Except there wasn't any "George" said in my house...maybe more "Mah-cock" instead. LOL

[emanisdaman]

"I haven't sleep since i was 2 years old!" LMAO!!!!!!!!

[GardenStateReaper]

@emanisdaman LMAOOO

[TheHinoko]

I was always afraid to set foot in my grandmothers living room with the plastic covered furniture and everything known to man was breakable in there, cuz i was always afraid she'd tear me a new one lol then we would have coffee and bread in the morning, yo ive been drinking coffee ever since i was a kid lol goodtimes.

[GordyLove365]

17 years and i still dont know who George is SMH

[IETREMY]

I cant breathe!!!!!!

I would have listened to my parents more when I was in high school, but Haitian parents are tooo funny when they are mad

[Chipmunk3463]

whats that song called in the beginning of the video? &&& FUNNY ASS VIDEO

[BiGTyMeDyMe]

"u dnt pay billz hee"

lmmfao

[GardenStateReaper]

@BiGTyMeDyMe LMAOOO MY UNCLE SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME, THAT MIGHT BE HIS BROTHER LOL

[BiGTyMeDyMe]

@GardenStateReaper lol i died cuz my friendz mom used to say that mess ALL THE TIME.. :D

[wallotri]

LOL!!

[hairbyhillary]

..." I'm not CHEAP I'm BROKE there's a difference" LMAO

[Dancing406]

Lwil Masketti works tho >:T

[degrassifacts]

XDD

[tealwater]

dwl hahaha

[93kdee]

His teeth though...

[cutieonfire123abc1]

Mom: SASHA! *hatian accent*

Me: Coming

Mom: * gets mad because im not there by 1 second *

Me: What?!?! *atitude*

Mom: OHH! YOU TINK I CAN RESPOND LIKE DAT TO MY MUTA!?

Me:Man why you want me here anyway?!

Mom: WATEVA! LEAVE

Me: -.- annoying *whispers so she wont hear*

[kekewcym]

waht wrong with the sound?

[gregilo]

"From Wags to wiches and I still not wich" lmao

[nahisha123]

You forgot one thing Haitian Parents say "Back in my country..."

[EDtoocool]

Honestly I swear you can't bring any bf/gf without him/her being sexy or something everyone seems pretty much ugly to them lol

[MsLiverp]

lmao haitian parents and sleepovers. 

[DjCris34]

is hilarious how he says here... "u no pay billz heeeeeeeeereeeeeee!" lmao



[IronGaz]

"Dey Last time I sleep I was twu yeerz old" lmao

[MzBleu91]

you wanna beat me? you wanna beat me? ahahahahaha

[stclair521]

LOVE THIS VIDEO! SO TRUEEE!

[swagdaddyist]

Mom:Vini

Me:Coming

Mom: gets angry after 1 second of me not showing up

Me: already there answering with an attitude, Yes!!

Mom: Uh OH! Now you have an attitude, I didn't want you anyway.

Me: so why did you call me

Mom: Femel Bush

[xxllgxxll213]

omg hahahahahahahahha typical haitains hahaha!!!! Wap con George!! Who the Hell its GEORGE!! hahaha

[jessseesall08]

lllllmmmmmffaaaaooo this is so true.....lol lol lol too funny

[nbaron85]

"you come here to make kokorat to make babies and she's uglyy" lol lol

[VLeandre]

beni soit l'eternel! hahahahaha i was dying!!! but you forgot "mes amis wo" *in my haitian lady voice* lmaoo

[VellaBella4]

@VLeandre lmaooooo

[CurvyBunny16]

i love this!!!! the kids part is sooooo damn true!!!

[starsStripesRainbows]

YES THIS IS SO TRUE!! Haha!

[Nick305live]

UGLY MOTHERFUCKA AS SHIT

[GardenStateReaper]

1:47 that laugh my mother does that EVERYDAY!!!!

[FERNANDE01]

@babiigruh234 Lol

[mannequinchaos]

LOL at the cable part.

[illmaticfiend]

this is my life

[donchove]

That's some entertaining shit righther

[doucelait1]

OMG I cannot stop laughing. Ugly grandbabies lolllll

[Ggarcon007]

"I'm noting, made someting to noting, from rags to riches" lmao

[GardenStateReaper]

@Ggarcon007 lol

[LA2Tokyo19]

lmfaooooooo 

[J0SMILES]

Deaaaaaad accurate!!!

[BmxingAllDay]

DADDY WHY WONT YOU GET ME BRACES ! lol i love this channel booth of themare funny

[Sajeans23]

I DIED AT "YOU COME HERE WITH COCORAT TO MAKE BABIES" !!!!!!!!!

[craziimofokat90]

I love the little intro song! what is it called?!?!?!?

I have the WHOLE family watching this man. tooooo funny!!

[vcivil369]

LMFAO!!!! 1:03 "You going to beat me, you want to be beat me now!!!! xD MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:25 "Whos that girl you bring here?! You going to bring me ugly grandbabies" xD THE KID I GET THAT!!! WE DO HAVE TO EAT SOUP ALL WEEK LMFAO!! AND YOU NEVER GET TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!! NEVER! YES MY MOM HAS PLASTIC FRUIT ON THE TABLE!!! LMAO TOOO FUNNY!!!

[ladyslove89]

the second guy's teeth are JACKEDdotCOM

[millienl]

OMG!!!!! This is my Father!

[AfrihairNation]

not haitian...but the last 30 secs were the funniest..lol

[MzMysty83]

LMBO!

[wapminnin99]

classic

[MrYuuuAaaa4]

Im not Chip Im Bwoke, theres a diffwence LMAO

[JuliannaCelestinfwea]

OMG my parents say the same things and i say the same things to them

[BLink2fu]

O.M.G!!!!!!!!! I am so happy you made this vid, this is legit my life, i thought my mom was the only one who threatened not to cook just because I came home w/food lol love it HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[MzBleu91]

you wanna beat me?! hahaha lol

[AlyshaGilliam]

"I dont want no more lwil mskritiiIII!!!"

[AlyshaGilliam]

I am african american and even our parents say some of the SAME things lol thats black folks for you overall :)

[jay6632682]

Shout outs to all my Haitians though!!! WE ALL KNOW EVVVVERYTHING in this video was on point

[latinafoevaaa]

whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[MiaDolceNom3]

Time to get up !! Leve leve leve!!! my dad does that shit omg this shit is too funny and my ,mom be saying that shit bout not cooking for the rest of the month

[JazzyJuJuBee82]

HAITI STAND UP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, SUBBED

[blaquedime86]

Lmfao

[stivens7]

Yo I Had A Flash Back I Almost Jumped..

[DarkTwilight96]

What!!!! My Moms does that crap! LEVE LEVE LEVE LEVE TIME TO GET UP!

[theAM2PMshit]

@DarkTwilight96 HELL YEAH

[rebeccaexantus]

LMAOOO this is funny!



[aCuteJojo4lyf]

I dont need cable directv can come get they boxes direc te mau. Lol my mom has said that before.

[information213]

But at the same time, this also highlights the sacrifices haitian parents make to support their children. Being born in the United States is a blessing, especially when we realize what our lives could have been like in Haiti. So, that being said, I actually prefer haitian ice tea than the regular kind. You know essans and citwon spices up any drink! lol!

[information213]

Ohhhhhhhh emmmmmmmm geeeeeeeeee, this is so true! WOW, it's funny how haitians in America are the same everywhere you go. Thanks for the laugh! I love the part "who's dat gel you bring Heee!" hahahhaaaaaa! and the thing of parents putting ur clothes in the droom. So true, I'm 26 and I'm still trying to keep my mother from doing that! hahahaaa!

[gmlady1]

yesssssssssssss

[landaaax3]

lmfaoooo you wannna beat me omgg i come to this country for you omgg so true

[jscartv]

LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pleasure1707]

I pay xbox bills!!!! DEAD!!!!

[ter86]

FWOM WAGS TO WICHES #DEAD

[ter86]

OMG LUKe IS A FOOL "O" cABLE #DEAD

[boricuamissy123]

No dad im not wearing my uniform to the prom . Lmaoooooo

[babiigruh234]

" DirectTV Can Come Get They Boxes "Directement" Haha !! ROTF

[GardenStateReaper]

@babiigruh234 LMAOOO

[MindOfCreation]

I died when he said " fwom wags to wiches" lmaooooo

[marlyne2010]

omg this is right one the dot lol

[smoochez718]

rolling in the deep lmaooo

[reinaskye]

Funny..



[BrooklyntoBrixton]

Lol my mum is St. Lucian and she used to say levay time for school too.

[ladybird2391]

I am bout to die laughing

[dwadetilldeath]

haitian jonas bra i feel u my mom and dad be trippin dammn and plus they hit u for no reasons

[rabena2013]

lmfaooo who is george

[TaigaToraDora]

So true that it's sad TT_TT

[swtpsblty]

OHHH NOOO I CANT TAKE IT!! TOO FUNNY!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!! TOO TRUE!!!

[miamibeach1305]

My whole life just flashed before my eyes!

[MarciaMarciaBabiee]

directv can come get their boxes directima !! lol (however you spell it )

[yaboykidkush]

Why i cant sleep over... lmao

[MissTeenageNothing]

"From rags to riches! And I'm still not rich!" XD

[MsFoolishlyFortunate]

LOL my parents laughed @ this......

cuz its tru :)

[K3iK3iMinaj]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1:45 CANT STOOOOOP!

[Minimedialover]

When I'm a genou, I stay like that for 6 hours. Lol this is funny

[love365ful]

i'm 100% haitian my parents do that all the time

[RSkyline350]

Mayyy Zummi Woyyy

[Maegan341]

this guy iss sooo funny!!

[gladeemarie]

"you come here with cocoa rat." funny.

[RodaDesiree]

This is SOOO TRUE lol

[Albundless]

This shit true tho

[Albundless]

Idk bout him but my Haitian family got some good ass ice tea lol

[mermaidparty]

LOLOL.

[muzicluver561]

someone needs braces tho...

[swaggedouttanoh]

lmfao i went from watts tew wiches and im still not wich u wanna beet me