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  • His accent becomes more american as the video goes on.

  • i can't stop laughing at this omg :') this has made my day 

  • yeap the french won the war of independance

  • Seriously people were all on the same side, to solve this argument all I can say is british equipment is better than any other, mostly, but we dont have much of it

  • @1gazary I'm pretty sure that it didn't...

  • @njdevil281 ummm....ya we got our ass's handed to the british you twat read a book before you make our country look even dumber

  • @Mastertroll3000 Your obviously an emotionally disturbed pillock. The US hardly got its ass kicked. Sure Washington was burned by a much larger and better trained force, but the British suffered many naval defeats in that war and were absolutely massacred by Andrew Jackson in New Orleans. Faggot.

  • @njdevil281 you mean the battle after the peace treaty was sighned? ya thats great that it technically didnt count seeing as how we already lost the war and gave up. one battle does not determine the out come of war especaly a battle that happend after peace was decleard although i believe we won another battle other then this one but it dosent matter the war was still lost. o and if you saying faggot as an invite to come over have gay sex i might agree if you wernt so arrogant of your ignorance

  • @njdevil281

    In overall numbers the Americans lost alot more, your French allies who you should credit helped you alot since they were on our doorstep fighting Britain, but like most wars it was planned

  • Lol were not dumb beats

  • If random encounter goblins can master turn based combat, I see no reason why us civilised people can't.

  • what an accent lol

  • "There are rules in modern warefare"... and he is saying this to the americans ;)

  • Well, back in time, that was how a proper battle worked. So I don't understand why you're all making fun of great britain, it's a sketch remember ? And if you really want to argue why GB lost, just remember France got involved and gave supplies, ammunition and weapons + something like 15.000 men including great officers to form the continental army.

  • that's why we won

  • @ 1:45 he says "right?" and it sort of has an echo and i thought it sounded funny..thats all..

  • The only people who are stupid who are so lazy to spell words wrong when it only takes seconds to type an actual sentence.

  • I like how the British Army has 5 people

  • Looks like sargent major (Michael Palin, Monty Python) traveled back in time after marching up and down the square.

  • @DofSproductions Good thing nobody had a book to read or a movie to watch this time

  • England and America suck dick, The Dick Of Canada which makes you both gay cause there ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked but you guys are the faggots for sucking Canada's dick! :) kidding lol i like all you guys

  • @AvidRawr Ireland kicks all three of your arses. Once we sober up, the world will be ours! Just... give us another century or two. Maybe three. We'll get around to it eventually...

  • @Reishyn xD

  • And that is how we Americans won the war ;).

  • This is actually very accurate lol

  • If only you could play pokemon like the americans...

  • BANTER !!!, nothing in this video was offensive, I'm a brit and I thought it was funny, the two top rated comments are just trying to defend both sides from confrontation ... for what reason i don't know, confront each other and have a little banter and don't be such a pussy. From a posh tea drinking Englishman to you fat, gun hoe yanks, I salute you.

  • Haha I love the fact that this lot actually captured 1/4 globe

  • America

  • American's invented modern warfare

  • @Aznar245 Exactly! Native Americans. Not those European American's who slaughter a beautiful culture.

  • @Aznar245 Exactly! Native Americans. Not those European American's who slaughter a beautiful culture.

  • Hes right! There are rules in modern warfare! i mean it pisses me off when people hack and mod!

  • This video was poking fun at both Americans and British people but...

    1. This happened in the 1700's = Has nothing to do with how people are today

    2. It is a freaking video meant for entertainment and not offense to anyone.

    3. Both countries have been allies for many years.

    4. If America were taking over England back in the revolutionary times, we would have been unsuccessful as you were with us and you would have done most of the same type things we did.

  • sooooooo funnyyy!!!!!!!!

  • Red coats r gay

  • Oh the old ways...haha

  • @TheRepublicTrooper For America its about 30% that give a fuck.

  • hahahahhahhahaha it was funny!!!

  • ohh shit!!!

    RAD GIRLS!

    i remeber them bitches!!

    lol

  • screw the rules i have a blue coat

  • It's funny because we Brits know web would have won really :D

  • Sweden rules baby! whoooo!

  • Why does it matter? U ppl r arguing over the history of who you are. Who cares? Why hate americans? Have u met every single one to make a judgement like that? I live in America I just hate our govt and president. There as many ignorant ppl in great brit as America.

  • @TheMunyiri for such a staunch supporter of England your sentence structure is quite lacking. Bad grammar=troll confirmed

  • @tchapps1 Well thats coz since i came to the states, my queens english got corrupted by the american english, what do you expect!!!

  • I'm British and this was hilarious!

  • I like how everyone's arguing about how all Americans are British and over which country is better on a comedy sketch video...

    If you wanna get into everyone's heritage and such, EVERYONE is African. Look it up. But saying that is silly, since we mostly tend to base it on where one is born these days. It seems kind of obvious that if you're born in America you'd choose to call yourself American rather than saying "OHHH well ya know a good while ago a lot of the people here were Brits"

  • Americans are the most stupid people on the planet, the founding fathers of america were all british, that means your bloody constitution was written by english men, very funny huh!! america is not a race, the british are, america is only 200yrs old, british is 1000yrs old, yet you americans have the gut to open your mouth lol. damn you americans, even the language you speak is not yours leave alone the land you live in haha.

  • @TheMunyiri This is a comedy sketch, not where you post an opinion about something that most people wont give a shit about. Grow up.

  • @TheMunyiri 1. The founding fathers were born in America. 2. We've never claimed to be a race, and British is not a race either... both are Caucasian/white. 3. What does age have to do with a country? America may be young but it's not like it's a third world country. 4. English is spoken in many countries around the world, it's quite a popular language. 5. Shut up, you inept moron.

  • @ThePresence100 It appears you dont know your history moron 1. The founding fathers may have been born in america, but they were of english descent, do you know what that means? or do i have to spoon feed you to that too, or what do you think!! they just fell from the sky??? you just said english is spoken in many countries, where is it's root origin?? or what do you think, we all just woke up one day and we were all speaking english, just like that!!! you such a dickhead, you know nothing STFU

  • @TheMunyiri Well, yeah. Of course they were Englishmen. When can we say that one type of people become another? Are Americans still Englishmen? I think the second the Revolution started they were no longer Englishmen, because they English didn't rule them anymore. If you're going to play the descent card then we're all African, because Human's came into existence in Africa. I was just pointing out that Americans aren't the only ones who took use of the English language or other European aspects

  • @ThePresence100 So Thomas Paine was born in America?

  • @Talbot6832 Paine wasn't a founder, he just spread ideas through Common Sense.

  • @TheMunyiri Don't matter what you think, we still won, and still are winning you pathetic dickhole.

  • @DynTravi albeit the arrogance demonstrated by your support of how your America murders people only goes to support the stereotype of the ignorant American. But also let me remind you of your place in this world you are no longer the super power, China is they defeated you in the Korean war and also there population is 4 times the size of yours plus there technology and economic value is far greater than yours. Let's not also forget how the Vietcong whipped your army and they barely had guns or

  • @MrHarrytheJew 1. If China defeated us in Korea, WHY ARE WE STILL IN KOREA? 2. Check your facts son, we still have the world's largest economy and the chinese steal all our technology. 3. The Vietnamese were armed to the teeth by the Soviets and we eliminated the VietCong during the Tet Offensive. After that there were only NVA Regulars and NVA who no longer wore uniforms.

  • @specom Apart from the fact that the Vietcong did not have air power (napalm, etc), massed artillery, unlimited tanks.... in fact neither did the NVA. The Americans relinquished control of the jungle by using a heavily road bound army, the North V. just needed to suck it up.

  • America > Europe.....We are the super power of this world. I honestly don't give a fuck what British people think because in the end we would kick the shit out of your country without remorse. We took land from the Indian because we wanted something so we took it. I got nothing against Indians (one of my closest friend is a Indian) but we did what makes our country our country. This ends this argument. You can have anything you want, but a one on one against the US is something we won't call war

  • @DynTravi Hmmmm.... the US attacking an Island crammed with 60 million people with one of the most advanced and best trained military's on the planet. Couple that with the fact that Britain has not been successfully invaded for 1000 years and even then that was before the idea of a nation state got going. Times change... the sheer size of the USA means that if you hadn't created a super power from that then you'd be retarded, as it stands your nation is just a disappointment.

  • @Talbot6832 I'm not talking about the size of the USA as our advantage. The only reason you haven't been invaded is because no country considers you a threat compared to the USA. Most advanced? Your truly reaching when you say that. Our country spends 19.35% of our funding on our military. Your country uses 6.3%. Are you telling me your country has amassed such a surplus of weapons that your country just doesn't need to care anymore. The US would squash you. We are armed. You are not.

  • @DynTravi There are more important things than the military and military spending. There are more important things than this argument. Shut the fuck up, both of you. From what I've seen you're clearly idiots incapable of merely enjoying a comedy video. It's a sketch, it's a joke, leave it at that. It doesn't matter which side would win a war today, if it means that one of the people in this argument dies, the world wins.

  • @thehunter6692 "It doesn't matter which side would win a war..." :D GTFO that's the stupidest thing I've ever hear some 12 year old mutter. I love WKUK, and i understand its a joke you retard. I'm not talking about the sketch when I discuss world powers. More important things for you to be concerned about would be passing the 6th grade.

  • @DynTravi Stupidest thing you heard? You're saying that it matters whether or not we would be able to beat our allies in a war, and that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard? It's not surprising that you resort to using such base insults. You're incapable of parsing the idiocy in the argument you seek to perpetuate, so of course you attempt to debase people who tell you to put an end to such petty antics in the comments section of a comedy sketch video.

  • @thehunter6692 Why are you still replying to this?

  • The American Revolution the real time strategy game, lol

  • It'd be funny if he tripped when he ran

  • Terrible British accent. 

  • Ok lol why are people here argueing and using terms like you, and we, and me, and us? Now I did take college english and literature and if I do recall correctly, those terms assume that you or the other group and or individual took part in these events? If that is so you might not be alive right now considering these events took place some time ago yes? Or maybe in the afterlife they give you access to computers, highspeed internet, and youtube? hmm.. interesting..

  • American sense of humour is basic and tiresome...

  • @markusboyd3 Depends on what you find humorous.

  • this is fucking hilarious, but the thing is, this was basically what war was back then

  • 1:15 "Stand your ground"

    ...notice where they all put their hands! lol!

  • i like how the british decided to march through forests and stuff in bright red coats

  • Shooting fish in a barrel

  • America was British and so, the Yanks are arguing at their own countrymen and most dont even know they are British.  During the Revolution (more like a civil war) it was British vs, British. Americans are British!

  • @LordWellington15 cry about it we still won, west side!!! lol

  • @FcTheOfficialCarbon What do you mean "we". The "Americans" as you call them were actually British. It was British vs. British. And another I am not crying, I am stating facts.

  • i love how darren just goes >:O wen sam gets shot xD

  • lol at the comments. its mainly americans taking the piss out of the english, but without us they would'nt even be speaking it (or writing it)

  • @agerse1234 yeah, without the settlers something crazy might have happened, like I don't know, maybe the indigenous peoples of America retaining their own culture, language, and land. Thank you so much for decimation of my people. I am so grateful.

  • @graceechooke you are probably british so not your people a branch of my people, because america was populated by europe (mainly england)

  • @agerse1234 I do believe majority of Americans come from a German or Irish decent and even the african american population with English falling in behind those three groups. So it was not populated mainly by england, perhaps at first but not anymore.

  • @graceechooke Yes and you forget if we wouldve let the indians keep the country to themselves they would still be in the same technological era. Tell me, do you like Cellphones? Computers? Cars? Or women dressed in skimpy outfits and looking good in makeup? Well then i guess be glad that the people settled right into America and took it over :) nuff said

  • I love darren at the end hahaha

  • Every one quit fucking talking about a war that happened YEARS ago! quit talking about consperincy and all this other shit, its OVER. and also dont try and act like you know shit about the war, cause you werent there. you are acting like a bunch of stuck up little pricks

  • Don't forget to watch RAD GIRLS! Premiers next tuesday at 10E / 7P. only on FUSE.

  • REPRIMAND THAT MAN!!!

  • NO GIFAWING 

  • You guys are fighting on a comedy sketch video.

  • *speaking in brit accent* Ye Yankee basta'ds! Ye neva come between an englishman, and his bloody cup of TEA!

  • XDDDDD how trevor fell not even moving lulll

  • ... *copies down for notes on history test*

  • God, it's funny seeing people getting into these stupid arguments in the comments of a sketch comedy video. Both sides are really showing the worst of their countries.

  • engaylish bastards

  • Sat on the other side of the screen with my bestfriend and we pretended to be the American army. Shot 'em down good, we did. Heh~

    "Dude, dude, give 'em a chance to finish loading their guns. This is the closest British people get to /sex/. Give a fellow man a break, geez."

  • I'm American & a history major. The war was extremely unpopular in Britian at around the time that Gentleman Johnny B totally f'ed up and bungled his way into a near slaughter at Saratoga. By that point, coupled with other countries getting involved and harrassing British shipping around the world, the Brits had just had enough. A sizeable force remained in New York City to control that important area until war's end. It became a logistics game. How many soldiers you want to lose to win?

  • @stashJ8 I think you need to account for real history. The U.S was founded on free Masons ect. The war was nothing other than a French victory, not so much an Amercian one! The war was prevoked by Masons within the US ect.. Look at the U.S now! She is what she is ment to be! A product of freemasonry installed by the British Empire!

  • @MrGrafted lol

  • I love how all Brits say they just gave up and quit the war... yea ok pussies

  • @FHScougars a bit like vietnam huh ^^

  • Lol the transcibe audio caption. When he says "maps and navigation expert", it says "navigation sex right back"

  • the myths about this war have been largely discredited by historians now. the brits actually deployed snipers and light infantry more then the americans did. and britain actually defeated the americans consistantly throughout he war, often when they were completely outnumbered. luckily france arrived to save the day

  • man this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not funny

  • okay the U.S. didn't do shit in ww1. we actually supplied Germany with supplies. In ww2 the U.S. basically beat Japan and Italia. While Germany had already lost because they fought a war on the East and the West. But the states did insure that England wouldn't become a pile of rubble before the Russians took Berlin. America did save France though.

  • "There are rules in modern warfare!"? Not is there? Well, dont seem like there are any in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 now are there?

  • @notilhenger Yeh but I British player would not noob toob you or spam the microphone, because they have honour. American players just play like dumb beasts and spray their SMG's while playing 50 Cent through their mic.

  • @MajBlood I prefer playing with Brits sense they dont breath so deeply into the mic and are funny. They can also take a joke unlike most 12 and 30 year olds on xbox.

  • Im british and i pissed myself wathcing this, very funny.

  • the only rules in modern warfare is dont betray and no camping D:<

  • Well said Canadian guy. How you managed to type that with your cock up to the hilt in a moose, God only knows?? This is great isn't it..... taunting very sensitive Americans. LMAO.

  • does no one understand satire on youtube?

  • how poorly written

  • U can tell this is written by yanks. There speakin like twats lol

  • I showed this to my History teacher. Let's just say that he didn't take it very well...

  • @CommanderOfMetal Why didn't he?

  • Stupid. I wouldn't want to face a rank of redcoats with musket aimed at my face.

  • what a twat haha

  • "Reprimand that man!", LOL

  • Yeah, shut you're fuckin' yap. From your colonial masters forever, England. WE ARE YOU'RE HISTORY ......fact.

  • @1paramed You're history. That's all you are.

  • @1paramed dude you are your own history. the U.S. is the U.S. and England is England. unless you can honestly tell England was the first country ever established than you broke off from another country as well. get over yourself brit

  • this is a bad version of black adder

  • I don't think it's funny... (not because of the Brit-Am thing...)

  • Hello you filthy Brits! OhioRegular419 representin' oh yeah we gangster so don't be dissin' our street creds!

  • haha im british and i find this funny :L nothing like the real british armed forces look up royal marine commandos their badass!!

  • @Cjones368 lol yaa they are badass but there not USMC by any stretch... if you get a chance rent a movie called ears open eyeballs click

  • Very funny! Sadly, very true!

  • It's funny how you call america crappy. I'm British and I like america just as much.

  • Oh, this is that shit they put on channel five late at night. I've honestly never been so bored in my life.

    Is this honestly what american humour is like?

  • Bah, Traitorous scum.

  • Can anyone tell me the colours of the major armies during the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries? Please feel in the blanks.

    British - Red

    French - Blue

    Russia - Green

    Traitorous scum(USA) - Blue

    Prussia - ???

    Spain - ???

    Dutch - ???

    Austria - ???

    Ottomans - ???

  • @MajBlood umm fuck you

  • @arthas1774 What? I think that was uncalled for...

  • @MajBlood Please explain to me why we are "traitorous scum". thank you.

  • @MadGnomeStudios Oh that, ha, I didn't really think negatively when I wrote that, it is just a synonym or figure of speech. Y'know like a true Judias Iscariot or a true American etc. Mostly because America betrayed the great and noble British Empire to make their own crappy county, mostly because they wanted to go west, take land from Indians, and kill all who dared to question why an asshole country is stealing and killing Indians for no real reason other than personal satisfaction.

  • @MajBlood Well personally I agree with some of your statement, I did not agree with us slaughtering anyone who came in question with our "ways" back in the 1700's. And yes we shouldnt have stole indians land and give them shitty land. But I live in the US, and I must say, saying all americans are stupid, is like saying all british people have shitty teeth.

  • @MajBlood fuck you , you british know it all faggot. Come over here so we can kick your ass for the second time

  • @MajBlood

    Ermmm m8 it depended much on regiments etc etc... you had brits dressed in blue and frenchies in red if needed be.

    Try looking for uniforms online or something.

  • @Lusitani74 Well there were some variety depending, for example in the British navy they wore blue and some officers wore different colours in the army. But for the most part the British foot soldiers were known to wear red coats, like the Russians who wore green.

  • @MajBlood oh were just the traitorous scum who bailed out your ass out in WW1 and WW2 because you were gettn your asses kicked

  • @lascekrocker Nope you barely did anything in World War 1 and we would've done fine without you. You were much more helpful in WW2, wouldn't have been able to pull of D-day, but you never really saved us. If you never came the Russians just would have destroyed Germany themselves. Also, that doesn't change the fact that you are traitorous scum.

  • @MajBlood u think we r scum?? that is ironic because you guys are the ones who bow before ordinary people , set up state churches, have riots in your streets probably as we speak, and were one of the few countries to actually trust adolf hitler.

    so fuck u. and by the way if the russians did take germany and liberated france they would probably would have taken all of it for themselves, and the cold war would have been at your door step. so your welcome and stfu

  • @MajBlood

    Lend lease nigga, without America England would have starved and Russia wouldn't of had the trucks to move their shit to Berlin.

  • @MajBlood Are we scum or were you guys too stupid to give us ONE seat in Parliament which would have stopped the whole thing?

  • @Gold21030 You colonial rubes didn't deserve a seat. Like a child who has to prove himself before he can vote. You guys were obsessed with killing Indians and having us save you for free. We let the baby have the bottle in the end but made sure we came back in 1812 to kick your ass so you would remember how lucky you are we let you go.

  • @MajBlood Ya! Too bad you and your Napoleonic War vets got fucked up by a bunch of hicks in New Orleans. And you better thank us for helping you in your stupid wars with France which is what you "saved us" from stuff you started. Your country went against its own belief system when it came to dealing with us, and that's why we beat you and that's why we don't bow to a Queen like you guys do there.

  • @Gold21030 New Orleans? It was on loss out of almost all victories. But we won the war and kicked your asses. And you talk about bowing to the Queen like it is a bad thing. And you never helped us in a war with France.

  • @MajBlood Wow congrats, the most powerful army in the world finally beat an army that had its funding massively cut by Jefferson and was about 20 years old. You actually beat us the second time, would you like a pat on the back for such an amazing achievement? You still had a group of men who fought the biggest threat to Europe get fucked up by hicks. No we didn't help you against the French, but thanks to you and your poor governing skills we almost became French, remember the 7 years war?

  • @Gold21030 Hey now, none of that what-if crap, almost this or almost that means shit. We saved you guys from becoming French in the Seven Years War, you cant use that in an argument.

  • hurrah for the british :)

  • WHAT A TWAT!

  • @ltmooreso france wasn't in the revolutionary war. What's you're point? That wasn't even funny.

  • @liamharder read some history m8, first of all it wasnt a revolution, it was a war of independence. second, it was only a small part of what was a far larger competition for dominance between britain and france...the colonies were at that time only a side show....and yes france were involved (you fucking idiot) just look into the battle of georgetown and the french naval blockade of british forces there. maybe next time big lad.

  • @ltmooreso You are right about everything, except it was the battle of Yorktown not Georgetown.

  • @Gold21030 haha you're right! i stand corrected on that point...as massive as it is! iv'e been out of uni a while now so i am a bit rusty!

  • WORLD PEACE!

  • if u brits arent dum beasts then y the fuck didnt u shoot at first sight?

  • @Mod2Hater What?

    

  • Ok not the best

  • @astrussell Basically.

  • @astrussell sigh....*facepalm*

  • @astrussell no offence but thats british sighhh the russains were green nt read dubass.

  • sounds like the american army is made of iregulers.

  • only two guys should have th oficers uniform and one should have a drum. the others shouldn't have officers uniforms.

  • Timmy looks like Napolean

  • Dude fuck britain. up the ira.

  • @timmymick3 your so stupid your cheering for the IRa whose's members have been caught in Colombia training FARC to Murder US citizens and have also passed on their expertise in IEDs to Libyan & Iranian terror groups resulting in the death of US citizens world wide.

  • *English vs American debate*

    HURR DURR

  • This always happens when I try to go to war, the other side takes too many volleys.

  • america is better