I Just Fucking Shot Myself - The Musical

[CINNASicks]

Congrats you just fucking shot yourself

[metalgamer1186]

dude was lucky it didnt hit one of his main blood vessels

[reddog8800]

I laughed my ass off. Well done.

[drakulmihawk01]

E' la cosa più divertente che abbia mai visto!! xD

[captainredflag]

I just fucking invented 200 new youtube profiles to "like" this video 200 more times. Well done, sir!

[DecrepitRocket]

That was hilarious.

[rdsii64]

That was funnier than when he actually shot himself

[shawny142]

At least he didnt take an arrow to the knee.

[carbonrocket]

Very good!

[JeepRuby101]

9 people just fucking shot themselves.

[DeathMetalRegulator]

lol gotta love Tex

[FullmetaljacketJ]

Thats a flesh wound.

[direct241]

Bravo, funny to begin with....now funnier.

[lenovoR62]

That would be a son of bitch. Hope you heal up okay.

[bigdog4400]

LMAO!!! WELL DONE!!!

[oscarsnr1976]

Very funny, gave me a good laugh!

[DrWoodyII]

Love it. How about an oncore?

[jaden1592]

lol

[CagedPhoenixThe1st]

i dont get it, if i got shot i'd be crying like a fken baby!!!

[Voyeur12]

Plumb shoot'n, Tex.

[19digupherbones]

PRICELESS!! CANT STOP LAUGHING

[wout661]

I will not own a serpa holster just for this reasion.

[stuntmanmike37]

FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER CHIEF! 

[NewChristianSoldiers]

I think Tex intentionally shot himself as a publicity stunt. I may be wrong but I am 100% right 50% of the time!

[CajunCatfish47]

lolololol

[SoCalTactical]

This deserves 1 million views.

[Ohsky4]

he pronounces the word "shot" like wanting to cry lol

[jonboynumba1]

Brilliant

[solpex]

dumbass

[XvChriisvX]

is this a meme now?

[inverseactuality]

@XvChriisvX

I don't think Tex is that internet famous yet.

[XvChriisvX]

@inverseactuality awh /=

[SonsOfLiberty65]

GENIUS!!

[trlsmn]

That is a new classic. I can't play this video without succumbing to uncontrolled laughter!

[ivie2]

I just fucking peed myself!

[babbanx]

LOL me too!

[ironlungdtoker]

quick draw FAIL

[RockyMountainPrepper]

LOL!

[sullyoasis]

so fucking brilliant....exactly why we don't need dudes in cowboy hats running things in this country...football teams, hardware stores...oval offices...

[inverseactuality]

@sullyoasis

I was not aware that ALL people who wear cowboy hats act like Tex, and that a negligent discharge means stupidity.

The more you know!

[dougefresh091]

Oh, that poor guy must hate life.

[SeraphinWrath]

Any chance I can get this as a ringtone?

[Rooster6464]

I JUST FUCKING SHIT MY SELF! I JUST FUCKING SHIT MY SELF! SHIT MY SELF! SHIT MY SELF! I JUST FUCKING SHIT MY SELF!

[peepeevagi]

I love you for making this xD

[settlesdown]

Too Funny!

[Sharkman3472]

LOL!! This never gets old!!

[guybidkar]

I Just fucking shot myself, I Just fucking shot myself, Shot My Sefl, Shot My Slef, I Just fucking shot myself, SON, OF, A, BITCH, I Just fucking shot myself, SON, OF, A, BITCH, I Just fucking shot myself.

[johnstarnes]

I have not laughed that hard in a long time, sent this to tons of folks! Priceless, thanks!

[doncarlsanders]

Actualy it is kind of sad.  He has not had time for the pain to hit.

[Magcomplex]

OMG my ribs hurt...I love it..

I am sending it to everyone...

[OutONoWhere]

I wonder if he dug the slug out of the ground. but it on a necklace to remember to "SUCK LESS" lol

[gilleruadh]

This is my new audio crack! I first heard it on The Stephanie Miller Show and nearly drove off the road while listening and laughing. So, I immediately came home to find it on YouTube.

Hats off to you Listener Mike. This is hysterical and brilliant.

[ListnerMikeInRaleigh]

@gilleruadh Thanks!!! Great to hear that staying up late on a Friday night putting together bits has a positive effect! :) Steph rocks and so do you my friend! - Mike

[peepeevagi]

@gilleruadh I can beat that. I saw this on my favorite gun blog, choked on tea from laughing, and passed out for several hours :3

[Rinny1976]

holy shit that was so fucking funny,,I love how it was put to music

[davids11131113]

@thelockkk LOL, you can go have him in your tactical community! He's all yours!

[NavyMedicUSMC]

I just fucking SHIT myself! LOL

[EquipaPatriot]

That was fucking epic! Oh, man! I'm still laughing as I type this!

[felixselwyn]

Good thing the replay buttion can't wear out.

[RoninX4]

LMAO.

[hakjason]

Lol...awesome!!!

[urbansurvivor101]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[ADaisyCutter]

@davids11131113

hehehe, u mad bro? u haters are always mad!

[GrowingFreedom]

OMG laughing so hard it hurts, like I shot myself.

[cowboyfromky]

oh shit funney as hell

[nagaempress]

@TheQ3XXX the guy in the video of course!

[fastdreamsgt1]

feel kinda bad for the guy, but really, he shouldnt have had his finger on the trigger yet anyways... still pretty freakin hilarious though.

[RangerMcDanger357]

@fastdreamsgt1 he blames the holster, trying something new he was unfamiliar with and accidently disengaged the safety. could have been way worse than what it was XD

[Maybehapsso]

So much for you "show off" skills....try "safety first"...that works

[fohtynine]

Watched one where a dectective, in vice is giving a gun safety training and awareness demo at a public school, pulls his service weapon and shoots himself in the foot. Tells class its okay and trys to hand said weapon to students as they scream, and advise him to seek medical attention. So they are out there folks. lol

[MikeM0331]

@fohtynine doesn't he also try to show them a carbine?

[jas0nkendrick]

@MikeM0331 yeah and the kids were crying and screaming "PUT IT DOWN!!!". that DEA guy was hilarious. "I'm the only one in this room professional enough to handle this glock .40" POW!!!(shoots self in foot) awesome.

[ADaisyCutter]

@davids11131113

ya think? should i put on some a those really cool sunglasses like ya got in yer avvy, and cry about how the big bad world is kickin' my ass, like you do? ahahahaha cry moar!

[gonepostal2112]

EPIC classical remix but it really does beg to be auto-tuned.

[ADaisyCutter]

@davids11131113

tryhard leprechaun phales again!

[wyattoneable]

Oh man, I have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard.

[ADaisyCutter]

@davids11131113

did you come up with this snappy comeback all by yerself, or did you call your hero the ghost for help? lmao

[CaptCody2]

OMG!! TOO F'ING FUNNY!!

GREAT JOB!!

[SoCalPreppers]

BRILLIANT EDIT WORK ! ! ! ! 10 Likes! ! ! !

[1x93cm]

somebody needs to make this into a dubstep

[mojsmg]

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

[davids11131113]

AHHH HA HA HA hell with Tex the Bubbadeffect troll! Just too bad he wasnt loaded with good hollowpoint Black Talons!

[ADaisyCutter]

@davids11131113

craziest hater on you tube, davids the leprechaun. wants the government to nuke americans so they will see how "evil it all is" like he does. lmao wants to wipe out the world's Jewry too. and wishes goofy ass texner would have blown his leg off.

davids, you are pure phale.

[cory07ink]

nice hahahaha

[drewdane40]

I was laughing too hard to find the like button for a minute there.

[JeffTheDude777]

Aww. Poor guy. But this is comedic gold!

[myaim07]

LMAO!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[cokeman2423]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[EliteAmericans]

Oh this made my day. Thank you.

[MrBuckwilliam]

muah-ha-ha, the things you see when you have a camera :)))

[GotAmmo21]

This is golden.

[bladelt1234]

the best

[kcolmore1]

you just went from quik draw mc graw to barney fife in 0.3 seconds, lmao

[sicklid72]

LOL!

[Yankeeprepper]

I just shot coffee through my nose on to the keyboard. LMAO.

[SheepDog707]

@Yankeeprepper lol luckily mine was on the table when i watched this.

[Ihold8stars]

@Yankeeprepper Not me it was Cherry Coke LMAO

[urbansurvivor101]

@Yankeeprepper lol good stuff right there!

[tonymarie1984]

@Yankeeprepper dont you bake cakes, oh wait your minds too simple for that you make the trays they go in.....

[g3seifert]

great!

[SheepDog707]

LOL

[kiwitedferny]

Genius! Poor Tex..

[sailingmanuel]

lol

[ewetubesuxass]

I guess they don't put safety's on that model of Glock! LULZ!

[LeonRFpoa]

@ewetubesuxass It was a .45 acp, and like Glockwork9 told me, he's damn lucky he didn't have a hollow point in there and blown his leg off. I kept punning that day (there was bears out there) that I could handle anything that jumped out but Tex Grebner.

[RNPrepperDad]

@ewetubesuxass Not a glock. It's a Kimber 1911. It has multiple safties.

[teddycanary]

@ewetubesuxass There is no safety between the ears on that dude

[deepfriedking]

He should of put a copy right on it, twice stupid sorry third stupid he drinks piss in another vid

[LeonRFpoa]

best vid I ever saw

[LeonRFpoa]

This has my vote for best of youtube.