Majestic Loincloth Part 1

[SSmetalwarslut]

this is fucking amazing

[januseski]

im tired of Your shenanigans, LOL!

[darkowin]

lol the crying at 2:14 is from Left4Dead

[qqrk1372]

Gives new meaning to the word LAME.

[legendoftheaflurflur]

the narrator is acctualy a fail american who is trying to make a posh english accent. I could do it better than you as I am english

[JBLAKIE1]

@legendoftheaflurflur

wow your english thats soooooo awesome, and wait, you can do a "posh" english accent. WOW thats so fucking awesome, why dont you kill yourself and save the world?

[ibeam23]

All hail SKIP SKIFFINGTON!

[DiamondSoul]

@ibeam23

Hell fucking YES!!!

[ibeam23]

@DiamondSoul - Skip is the Man!!!

[MisterWhat666]

LMFAO is this for real

[Kimindigo]

ha ha ,,me like :):)

[lekocafe]

wow, I wanna party with you guys!

[348Silva]

No Oscars , this is less than a taste of moog. Singing like that is a waste of oxigen.

Brughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh " opera rock -spit on the soup.

[thurmanrandy]

Fucking Skip! you the devil! is that ricky weston at the beggining

[ManowarxManowar]

MANOWAR

[420y2k]

is the music charred walls of the damned?

[elitemathlete]

This is beyond terrible.

[LULUROCKS247]

that is fucking awesome!

[edgecrushers]

Ethel Murman (sp?) rules too.... and Rusty :p

[tambourinemonkey]

Just plain good.

[fiveortenbren]

CHRISTY RULES !!!!!!

[14BIGMIKE14]

fucking horrible! wtf!

[cofpaddy]

Mark Borchardt and american movie are in this too? lol

[cofpaddy]

Yuss!

[deaner5000]

4:46

[rottemeister]

I'm tired of all your shenanigans...beautiful. Check out the interview with Richard Christy on the Talking Metal podcast. He's actually an incredible drummer with a great metal resume.

[tatsandteles]

its the burger king.............

[Maggotandworm]

Left 4 dead noises at 2:17

[khalos666]

u hear the "witch" crying ;P sick game

[SeeksVE]

T R A D I O !

Lick It!

[ECOOL76]

The tradio calls are badass. STERN SHOW FOREVER!

[GrampawUniverse]

a wonderful narration!

[Chorizosabroso]

the redneck wizard has all his bottom teeth... he is truly a powerful wizard. one not to be taken lightly.

[Incogneatus]

A traditional Viking Holmgang with Richard includes a complimentary teabagging from Richard.

[1369hells]

This is amazing!!! Heavy metal madness at it's best. I can't wait to watch Part 2.

BTW fuck all the people who put hate on this!!!

[treypol]

Lame, not funny or clever, weak. theres nothing to get. unoriginal

[robocopjohnny5]

Holy fuck!! Is that CAIN from fucking CROTCHDUSTER??? AGHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!

[balljob]

thank you is all that i can say

[s23x]

6:42 i love richard's laugh :D

[slayerbones]

hey richard, i wanna make prank calls with u and sal, u guys got the best job in the world! watch my video, foxy lady dancing fool, if u comment on it i think it will be the best thing ever! oh, by the way, that song fuckin rocked my socks off dude, keep it metal! \m/

[brawnthehulk]

My Uncle Randy jerked off to this video twice.

[robocopjohnny5]

FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!

[wushdishmeen]

all hail iced earth...one of the best bands to have ever graced the metal scene....I LOVE YOU RICHARD!! KEEP IT METAL

[Tecnica222]

is it just me or is the "I'm tired of your shenanigans" song kinda good?

[alekat47]

you can see the camera guy during the battle around 3:50 marker

[frez777]

I made it to 2:07. I still love Richard though, keep on Slappin dude

[schnurgeldirken]

Jason Suecof (Main dude behind Crotchduster and all around bad-ass producer) performed both songs with Richard. I found that out by reading the credits at the end of part 2.

[cigar420]

That one dude singing sounds like the guy who sang Mammal Sauce.

[moseskriebel]

is the music from Crotch duster?

[Motorakid]

5;29,dude lost weight after he was decapitated(whats the timeline till dad found son?)(might have been decomposing!)U guys are not in the same shot!did u just not want to lie on the ground?Or was this scene an after thought and u had allready changed ? U numb nuts!

[Blackened75]

What happened?

[GRAMPHELAN]

HOW ABOUT THAT HEP C

[deaner5000]

the spot starting at 4:46 maybe the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

[bronx420420]

thank god richard kept sal's balls out of his mouth long enough to make this piece of shit

[rackeffect]

Holy Jesus Richard! An elephant????!! Oh man, this is some good shit.

[skototrot]

Yeah... what he said!

You fuckin rule Richard!!

[migamilan]

Mark and Mike!!!! Priceless.........

[VCADD]

At no point in the History of American Cinematography has a Film Project defined the Artistic Expression of Mankind,Inspired Generations,and exposed the Human Experience while simultanilously shattering the foundations of Reality and Existence,and Relagating these Concepts into the Existential Snotrag of Sentimental Posthumousness

[setmefree37]

Richard.. Come on. You can do much much better bro! Now, make something really majestic! Quick Fukin around dude. Also, you need some cooler friends. How about holding auditions for your next video. I have a hot sexy wife that would love to help! Was an extra on shows like west wing. Plus im tattooed, love metal and am not bad lookin. Lets hook up in cali and make some cool stuff! We have the beach here. Nice areas to shoot and i can help cut and edit.

[RadioForever]

Baba-boey to you all...

F Jackie

[Motorakid]

Dont brush yer teeth so much !Yull get cabbage farts in yer nicotine patch

[rscimagery]

Wow. richard was right, this really is a piece of shit!

[ToricoUK]

Awesome! and I heard the witch from Left 4 Dead. :D

[cruzrboy]

Richard...if you have enough time on your hands to make this....you have enough time to BRUSH YOUR FUCKIN TEEETH!

[jbinamac]

I made it to the 6:00 minute mark, but no further, it was turning me into a fag...

[piratestation69]

haven't watched it so i'm sure it sucks... go lick some balls... that's funny

[8023tp]

richard is more white then an albinos taint.

[bludcrimson]

What a bunch of fucking queers. Fuck you Dick Christy. Ya closet queen

[DevilDog9]

I must be a fan , cause I sat through this . I really feel Stupid now . This killed so many brain cells......

[seanbrand25]

Umm. I kind of liked it. OK. I said it. I kind of liked it. 5:40 "You stupid wiener face."

[1nursie]

Its pretty good richard but its no Brokeback Abduction :o)

[jjns06]

"They got Petey!"

[limetta]

this is so awesomely bad. i giggle just thinking about it. d&d geeks unite!!

I have acquired the raspberry scented tea candle and all of you are in grave danger.....

[AstroboytheMisfit]

All hairless and pink,....that stomach must be full of spagettio's,...I bet he didn't shower.

[brawnthehulk]

Spagettios are good

[bones357]

OH NO! SATAN GOT PETEE!

[jrodgptx]

I guess I'm just a simple guy because I could not help but crack up at this junk.

[mojodaddy19311]

Howard is right...it is not shtick...you really are retarded.

[kennyschmitt]

I like the refresh rate at 4:50. hahaha

[nuclearpalsy]

Mark Borchardt, Mike Schank, & an elephant!!! WOW

[dfrydendall]

Hahahaha!!! Perfect! Just perfect! I'd watch this over Lord of the Rings any day!

[amorphisto]

wow, it really doesn't make any sense! wonderful! is that dog Caine?

[metal66674]

where did they get a fuckin elephant??

[brawnthehulk]

petting zoo

[brightonderek]

how can you go wrong with a naked Richard Christy??

[red8car]

i havent seen anything this bad an sence less since mighty python!!!

[BarflyBrookz]

i don't know?The Satanic Jock strap turns me on!!

[kenbro1974]

You are gay and faggot!

[GoofyNewf]

oh my god we found something just as bad as supertwink...ok well maybe not that bad but this movie sucks major balls! Congrats you hillbilly fuck!

[zstardust838]

gay

[3Bands77]

Just wait until the Stern crew catch wind of this pile of shit....lol. Richard is a young buck in this horribel movie.