NOAH'S ARK IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1d2i3a4b5l6o]

I can't believe people think he's religious.

[2clean4dean]

This guy will turn more people into Atheist then Twitter will. lol

[GGGNVideos]

Yeah dude, that's just the way it is. Great job. - Ed Current's German voice.

[MichalsPro]

his fucking angry!

[andrewdgt]

Umm mate, IN THE BIBLE it actually says he had to collect 7 of each animal not just 2.

[IamVishal1996]

good job. you yelled at your neighbor, tore a page from the bible, and the best answer you could give for that mans question is the some book written thousands of years ago said so. such a good christian right?

[1Beaker2]

can't decide if this dudes serious or not?

[usmarine23501012]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa i think i speak for everyone here, Chillax and smoke something. Even your god is like WHOAAAAAAAA MAN

[GuacamoleKun]

Jeezy creezy, you're kind of scary.

[lollalot]

This is so right yet at the same time so wrong. Confused.

[coyoteself]

WOW, You got some SERIOUS anger issues there.

[TylorBirley1]

i thought god hated homosexuals

[TylorBirley1]

0GOD0JESUS

[eamond619]

to anyone taking this seroiusly the category is comedy

[FickleBud]

umm... i cant tell is this guy serious? HAHA either way this guy is hilarious xD

[monkey99712]

It's Nova's Brother! :D

[LudiDzukacACA]

LOL dude.. nice one, but again :D... He might discovered Australia and other conts but he never had a chance to put it on the paper :D

[wawahwario]

At 1:05 I was in tears from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my day

[PSardHD]

Edward Current with Steroids

[beatboxpeej]

As you can see, God brings love in his life XD.

[imasstupidashell]

Have you thought about taking anger management classes? Because you could surely use them.

[pezzyboy96]

I don't have time to believe in stories which were written for social control, i have some serious nothing to do!

[TheAtari2600fan]

RIP Headphone users! :-(

[craigjdempsey]

Rouncer81 - very funny! You nearlly had me cussing you ha ha. Thanks.

[AzukanAsimbu]

Even if this is real, I still can't take him seriously... lol

[craigjdempsey]

I love it!

[kingbridgetroll]

irrational christian, is irrational

[crackhead2777888]

Bible = 2000 years old

Egyptian History = 3000 years old

Chinese History = 5000 years old

No accounts of a flood that large.

[Lisa5656ify]

I odn't know if the story of Noah was exaggerated or not, find the first Bible and not the 50millionth translation and you might get closer to the answer.BUT that doesn't mean that all these atoms created themselves, in fact it's impossible for hundreds of subatomic particles to be fitted together like they are, they're made for each other specifically.THAT is what is impossible. The nothing creating that is what is absurd.

[mas6o0ol100]

LOL WHAT A TROLL!

I COULD SMELL THE SARCASM BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED THE VIDEO

[Dickburns74]

@mas6o0ol100 And you still managed to get trolled? That's lame, dude.

[rouncer81]

if people are rude to you, you are more dignint by just reasoning with them, and not becoming nasty, it tends to just make more people be nasty back. if you love the bible because it means love, then thats the best reason to read it.

[ScienceofWinning]

Lol!! this is pretty great xD I don't even talk to the people that don't just intrinsically know that the story of Noah's Ark is a mathematical impossibility, by an EXTREMELY wide margin lol

[MrMontana1995]

stripy head...i love you man not in gay way i dont mean that relax.but the bible is full of bullshit bro...

[96rorrim]

Oh beautiful bastard son of god, I love this. It reminds me of the neurotic morons who raised me. I'm just glad I finally deprogrammed myself!

[Zodist]

At 1GOD1JESUS can you say Centrelink?

[Bertorellim]

What happened to unicorns and dragons?

[VotumPhotographer]

@Bertorellim They fucked off thinking "Screw this shit... Noah already had to eat the dinosaurs... It's us next"

[Noob123Free]

cunt

[EddieHitler1000]

1god1jesus since you don`t believe in god can i have your soul,i was wasted one night and sold mine so i kinda need one

[TheMadMoravian]

lololololololol good job

[mediocremeatyogre]

so... how did Noah collect kangaroos when australia wasn't around in the time of noah?

[ib5995]

wait they make bibles that DON'T have a flask in them.

[FrenchFryKayak]

LOL this guy is great! a lot of truth...

[SwanDiveIntoAsphalt]

May Jebus have mercy on all yall sinners!

[42lynchmob]

Your satire could have been pulled off with out all the yelling mate.

[TheBinhiden]

tea pot looking mother fucker.

[EruvadhrilEdainwen]

He sounds like an Australian Dalek.

[cadamy4]

I certainly hope your kidding.... If so LOL

[scando1444]

this guy is so funny, you thought he was serious but thats because hes a good actor

[stevo54838]

What I would have found extremely funny is if I realy thought this bloke was for real.

[bloodypimpernel]

this guy should be in neighbours.

[brandonwright48]

Hahahahaha I'm a teapot! That was awesome!

[Rimdoggg74]

You Sir Are A FOOL!!! GOD DAMN FOOL!!!!!! Midwest White Folks said this

[diasx12]

best



[andystruth]

ROFLMAO..Love it :D

SO I gotta ask then.. Where did Noah get the Pandas and sloths from? :D

[Trevor13666]

Excellent ! I don't know what's more funny - The video? or the idiots posting comments here who don't understand humour?

[RickyForStation]

@Trevor13666 yeah, because this is funny. A nervous squawk conjured from the bottom of my throat must mean I'm supplied with all the afternoon humor I need! Let me sit in a corner and try comprehend this amazing slice of genius for the next 5 hours.

[Johnfp115]

NOAH IS A LIE, FUCK YOUR BIBLE AND YOUR JESUS.

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

Successful troll is successful. :D

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

Of course, this video is a joke. :D And I'm a retard. :D

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

My life is worth plently, my friend. Noah's Ark isn't true. None of your beliefs matter. :D

[Boom0oBox]

lolololol

"im right because IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE!@#$ ITS PROOF! ITS WRITTEN IN A 2000 Y\O BOOK!@#"

counter question, if Noah discovered Australia, why didnt he pointed that out in the book?

evidence hiding bastard

[DrJackJeckyl]

You're a fucking teapot alright mate, nice work :)

[VivaLaMatthew1]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

[hmun01]

@1LonePuma "And so I was written, thou who shalt speaketh much shite in quoting text from dark age, heavily edited and transcribed scripture should ask forgiveness for condescension and affixing ones head in an un clean cavity in thine body. For such stupiidity is an offense to their fellow man" Sense 18:09. Go thump somewhere else.

[moonspellfan666]

Ahhh thank you that was hilarious. I needed that.

[mrfoltz]

There's no HATE like X-tian LOVE!!!!!!

[MrMcBomber]

If any of you believe that this in genuine you're fucking retarded.

[kdskdkdkdk]

an angry edward current

[SuperBspb]

@kdskdkdkdk Edward Current sucks compared to him.

[dontbsmee]

lololololololoolololololololol­ololololololol love it

[samconran]

you're a bit of a twat...

[psych0]

Dude, you mad? :D

[hottse]

*Presses dislike, presses flag button, scrolls to hate&violence, presses promotes terrorism* That sounds about right.

[GalliadII]

the one who screems lost the debate.

[lockwyn]

Greg 1 - Religion 0

[carloskies]

If this guy is a professional comedian then I am his biggest fan.

[6buster]

You mad bro? clearly you are. You're fucking insane. 

[TheBeautyofTrance]

@6buster you couldn't tell that it's a joke?

[xis10ce]

they see me trollin... they hatin...trynna catch me ridin dirty...

[aqualung15142]

Hey man.... please calm down. You're scaring the children.

[jtdude151]

You mad bro?

[slimmbob]

Almost three years later this is still one of the funniest videos on Youtube

[BER2ERKER]

Anybody who is too dull to see that this is a complete satire should get out more. However, with the way Christians are, it's possible that you'd find a video like this from a real Christian haha. So maybe it's the Christians fault, not your own.

[kraqore79]

good one mate, giggles all round

[MrWajax]

adding to favorites!

[richandiben]

Hahaha, that was awesome - I can't stop laughing!

[thatcreepydude1]

if god was reall why hase he not showen him self

[animaljp3]

Flood would not be the whole world, just where people are.

[Tomatophe]

lol at the down syndromes who think you're actually a christian xD fucking retards <3

[Hornadayfan]

What a looney...

[MedManTheBrave]

If this guy was my dad I guess Id be a believer.

This explains why/how religion survived untill the digital age when factual information was easier to access.

As it is. Men of this nature are to be considered quite dangerous. Unless he's joking ofcourse.

Dont believe everything you read mate. Its not written by jesus btw. I'll leave it there.

[fekinel]

is this what religion does to you ?

or is it a joke ?

[chizzledMusclez]

to the guy in the video...when you have a flood in Australia, do you also have it all over the world? that's like saying, when it's night in Australia, it's night all over the world...makes sense?

[SweetAmericanMustard]

If this is legit, it's weird. If it's not legit, it's still weird.

[ProblemHonorStudent]

I'm subbing this shit. Sometimes I want to laugh, and hear it be XD

[UnionJackJamesBond]

You believe in God? Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to make it perfectly clear that I am a Christian. This man is not. Note; he swears when speaking about the Bible, he yells, screams, and reacts irrationally to the smallest QUESTIONS, not even criticisms, and he can't seem to get the idea of LOVING people that JESUS taught us. Note as well, he constantly refers to non-believers as "infidels" and "morons". Believe in God or don't, that is your choice. But please, don't listen to this nutcase.

[ronaldwangdra1995]

@UnionJackJamesBond I believe the video description makes it pretty clear he's not seriously a Christian.

and anyways, search around youtube or any community. There's a reason why these "impersonators" act rude when they impersonate... because the number of Christians who react that way to questions and/or criticism are plenty. You make it sound like Christians are "all" very polite :-|

On an unrelated note, not believing in the Bible does not equate not believing in God. Just not in Yahweh.

[ronaldwangdra1995]

@UnionJackJamesBond Though he might be a little extreme with the shouting and shit, I admit that... I've never seen anyone act quite like that.

[Rawflcounsel76]

hahahaha.......this is funny!!!!..i think has turrets syndrome ...is a tea pot a dumb/ignoramous person???

[Rawflcounsel76]

this guy sounds like the "daleks" from dr Who........EXTERMINATE!....EXT­ERMINATE!....

[SelectHawk]

Wait, I thought it said 2 animals in one section and 7 animals in another. Also, apparently people from that time period (and God) didn't understand the concept of inbreeding. Although I think we all already knew that. I'm looking at you, Egyptian pharaohs.

[LegalTimes1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!­!! I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH!!!!!! keep on keepin on!!!!! FUCK GOD AND FUCK UNICORNS !!!!!!!

[MartinGilmour]

This guy is actually an atheist trying to make religion and believers look stupid XD

[loosealliance]

@MartinGilmour  no shit

[AeonDeity]

I don't appreciate being yelled at..

[skaruts]

I'm his nextdoor neighbor, and when want to yell at my wife I call him. And it's a good thing he records his videos at 7 am, so I don't need to set my alarm clock.

:)

[1LonePuma]

I guess it really doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, once you blaspheme against God's Holy Spirit, which you should look it it up on Google, you've signed fate after your death! Not believing it changes nothing! It's the unpardonable sin: "And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven." Matthew 12:31. Satan has stepped up his deceptions against man, even so, people are coming to salvation through Jesus Christ.

[thelyran]

Ever heard of True Lilly,she preaches in this style.ROFL,sad thing is,she isn't taking the piss,she's for real.Oh,and everyone who does'nt blindly follow,is part of an International Cabal of Inept hitmen,who rape babies and goats and drink blood.

Fascinating creature.

[TheInsightfulAtheist]

i literally choked on my own semen watching this, your my idol 1god1jesus

[bembower]

He is like the Australian coppercab of religion.

[molokow123]

6,000 species of reptiles, 9,000 birds, 1,000 amphibians, and 15,000 species of mammals.

So if you have 2 of each..

thats 12,000 .. 18,000 .. 2000 ... 30,000 Holy jesus.. thats a big boat !!!

[eternalcrumpet]

awww man, that was hilarious, i've not laughed that much in ages!

[qmegamann]

This guy sounds just like a dalek , you rock dude.

[molokow123]

@qmegamann Haha Wow good 1..

Exterminateeee ! Exterminate !!!

[SaberRusty]

Press the "CC" button and watch this with "Transcribe Audio" on, it'll make your day XD

[steampunkbanana]

This is hilarious XD XD

[TheTomconroy]

So is this guy making fun of christians? or is he just plane stupid?

[ArchieMoore]

@TheTomconroy What do planes have to do with anything?

[Psychonaut1992]

@ArchieMoore Because planes are perfect creations of God. Tell me, have you ever seen a plane crash? Have you ever seen a plane explode before it even got off the runway? No, you haven't, because planes are perfect, like everything God has ever made.

[A55TRICKY]

lovin it. but isn't it strange how hard it is to tell the sarcastic from the serious?

[cdickenson64]

ROTFLMSFAO!

Is it blasphemous to rip and tear a bible like that?

Still funnier than fuck.

[Terncote]

PRO TIP: Read the video category.

[dougisbest1]

are you taking the piss ?

[RamboJesusFTW]

look i'm sorry dude but your kangaroo wife is dead 

[mrbinladenify]

This is what religion does to people.

[MegaEpicwin]

that guy, is a fuckin teapot

[JewFro767]

I think i shit my pants i laughed so hard!!

[whatthehell728]

It is truly dissapointing that we seem to have to go to all this trouble to make a point. I find this human quite clever however and wondered if your into jamming? lol....

[alex3st]

U nazi bro? seriously i get your point

[alex3st]

u mad bra?

[flpackman1]

@baahhhFATALITY11 Check his channel, he is a non believer.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Considering the fact that i've seen christians this crazy, and this serious, I would dub this person either being serious or being a joke. Either way, you are entertaining.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

I thought christan hated homosexuals. but you are clearly a homosexual. MINDFUCK

[Zodist]

As an Atheist I really like this lad.He's very funny.Keep up your good work.Cheers

[lamface1]

lol anyone who can't tell that this is a joke is fucking retarded

[IndeedImAtheist]

@lamface1 IKR?!? Fuck me dead. Some people need a kick in the teeth haha. Obviously taking the piss.

[mitchellguittar10]

@1GOD1JESUS you broke my speakers, you ass. now i have to get it fixed for 120 dollars

[CSXer]

And we wonder why Australia started out as a penile colony.

[hectorwave1]

dude do some drugs,chill out,have you thought that maybe you are wrong...

ass

[dbrewerbrewer]

@hectorwave1 hes kidding man commmonn

[lockwyn]

LOL'd hard :D

[silverhowler999]

religion is like a PENIS. I respect that you have one, but DON'T BRING IT OUT IN PUBLIC or SHOVE IT DOWN MY KIDS THROAT.

[marcoticon]

wow thats orsum!

[plix3r]

Is he just a troll?

[ClichePsychoShow]

successful troll is successful

[MrPoppinballz]

Dude you are a psycho .. The BIBLE IS FAKE YOU PIECE OF DUMB SHIT . YOU ARE MORE LIKE A DEMON WORSHIPPER THAN A BELIEVER > DO YOU EVEN WATCH YOUR FUCKIN VIDEOS? WORDS DONT PROVE SHIT YOU OLD BITCH

[HakitoJin]

@MrPoppinballz He is a satire, he is making fun of christianity.

[stickAran]

An example on how every christan acts:P and the funny part is that im not joking

[ToNyBaNaNaNa]

nice channel dude

[AtlasSniperman]

my video crashed at 0:45 ... saved me the trouble of listening, so i just closed it

[Grimtheorist]

Very Sam Kinison-ish. I lol'd quite a bit.

[WhiteBerryBold]

This guy is freaken psycho.. .

[synsei1]

Crazy frantic preachers are funny and laughable but there's another kind of zealots I find despicable like the one I heard yesterday making justification for children being killed in the Bible. I'd think it was satire if it wasn't actually on a christian radio. It's hard to make fun of these because they're beyond caricature... And nasty.

[sanjukumite]

I liked this for the luls.

[SaberRusty]

HOLY SHIT, AN AUSTRALIAN DALEK!!!

[lamface1]

lol there are either a lot of morons or a lot of trolls posting on this video. how can you not tell that this is a joke?

[VoxJoxx]

Please do a vid about dinosaurs, please, please, please with a cherry on top.

[andyfromsheldon]

I love this guy!

[Domo4eva]

What the fuck lol. Crazy shit..

[MRmaniak369]

mmmmmmmmmmm i continue to watch this or i go play call of duty .................bye

[mandrillx]

people ,this guy is making fun of the bible thumpers,it is obvious that the guy who asked the question was him,(he plays electric guitar<he has tatoo and he is from australia) and of course he is an athiest. And Iagree with him,aso many religious people jump to the bible as thier proof, but the bible is not an historical refrence.ni fact there are many historical inaccuricies in the blbe

[Delorian82]

@mandrillx also has a pretty good cooking channel "Gregskitchen"

[h3isfun]

This guy is a genius

[osiris3yhn]

hahahaha

[mrquinnie429]

This is fucking hilarious, please check out his other videos people, this guy's an atheist making fun of Christians.

[405down]

YOUR FUCKEN STUPID I SWEAR I KNOW YOU WOULD SCREAM LIKE DAT IF YOU WERE FACE TO FACE WITH MY FUCKEN DUMB ASS...

[HakitoJin]

@405down You are a fucking retard. :3