My Drunk Kitchen, Ep. 7: Tacos

[JagHeterAlfred]

Epic Meal Time was created for you!

[HornDogXD]

that was cabbage lmao

[randomnus101]

haha my grandma used to drink out of jars lol well it was water but still

[MusicGeek1314]

The taco is a versatile fruit! 3 MDK

[mistygator]

"shit ton of limes". Too freaking funny!

[8OBHRZ]

I actually do really wish I had a taco...in my mouth!

[88awesomeface]

who else gets drunk without actually drinking while watching MDK?

[TheLuisstriker]

ahah the song she sings at the end seems VERY FAMILIAR

[Strider2112]

WATCH IT WITH YOUTUBE'S CAPTIONS it's so hilarious!

[TheCherryBomber1]

@Strider2112 at 1:51, the captions seem to think she says "I can come to anything". Oh my...

[lauren88173]

"Tacos are the most versatile fruit... " XD LOL omg!!! Hahahaha!

Btw, does anybody else notice that the drunker she gets, the more closed her eyes become LOL !

Best Web Series EVER!

[joladehiti]

i am cheniffer chlopeeeez i like tacos and burritos!!!

[SuperCrazyIdiot]

not drunk enough for my liking :P

[MyCrapAgain]

"The taco is the most versatile fruit". BEST-LINE-EVER!

[MissNoragnn]

there is no way she's drunk and singing that well!! lol.

[WithYouImHome]

"If you break your taco, you can..just chip it off...OH"

[WithYouImHome]

"I'm not going to cut to anything. Just picture a turkey." Haha I was totally waiting for a cut, too XD

[PaperatHeart]

Lesson 1: don't cut your hand off with the tomato

[IBNERD98]

"In this we unravel the mysteries of our time." For some reason I think this dialogue was added post-production.

[yariclad]

"The taco is the most versatile fruit."

[blue7lion]

those are not real tacos :(

[theawkwardturphin]

"while the cook-y is turkying"

I'm not hearing things right? You have to love her :)

[JsudA93]

tacos are the most versatile fruit!!! hahaha

[NerdyDucky798]

I am suddenly craving........a sandwich. Its like a taco but American.

[911Sway]

ik this is random but you are really good at editing. ur vids are probably like 50x better just bcuz of how you put them together

[animegirl24319]

she finally has cheese! XD

[dcureb]

I love youuuu :) Hilarious.

[MACVSOG345]

taco fruit

[xxsaberwarrior564]

how many hang over have you had:?

[robinchwan]

really wish i had a gf like her... id laugh my ass of every single day ;)

[BrainFREEZEx21]

Nation wide is on your side! (its all i can think about right now)

[delicatebiscuit]

Holy shit, you're hot.

[imperfectmortal]

"Tacos in your mouth are good but they make a mess, I wish I had a taco in my mouthh...yeah"

hahaha

[imperfectmortal]

"I like tacos, FACT!" hahaha<3 lebians dream woman

[lastsignals]

What song does that melody she sings in the end belong to?

[nevershoutkelsie211]

I wish I had a taco in my mouth!

[XoSweetestDownFallxO]

i was wating for her to cut to turkey then she said she wasnt and i laughed, by far my favorite vid

[dannycalifornia45]

hahahahahaha "this cheese is great, Ted!"

[Rastachiky]

Jargaritas!!!!!



[PokemonBattler69]

If by drink you mean fuck, then yes i would drink you under the table.

[dave0886]

My wife and I have a girl friend that you should meet. :)

[bttrflykiss7701]

"You can chip it off...." *Notices the taco has become a chip* "Oh!!!"

[SilverWolf19]

"The taco is the most versatile fruit!"

[imalooserfromfinland]

ur soooooo funny D:D::D and you sing well.

[stewie267]

You should start drinking vodka instead of wine. It betters the experience.

[BarbaraNotBarbi]

I'm in love with you. Nbd.

[steggy13]

I've started challenging huge dudes to a "crawl-into-tiny-spaces" competition because of you.

[GSPOTFOREVER]

i love margaritas.

[aimoholland]

"quote" lmfao rofl lolcatzz !!111one1!

[PockeyLikesGirls]

I really hope she's gay.

All this taco talk.

[Billthepenguin]

LMAO she totally called me out on me expecting a turkey to pop up

[Craftygirl345]

Mmmmmmeaaah!

[bigcookie83]

I love jargaritas!

[omnominis]

in love



[demetrasettle]

"Celantro!"

How do you say celantro?

[dwreckkboxer]

Im not gonna cut to anything! Just picture a turkey!.....I F*cking love you and these videos

[FeelSoAlone]

"the taco is the most versatile fruit." bahahahaha!

[DrDonna25]

You should learn another language, so americans seem less ignorant. Ya?

Lol i died

[danosimp3]

I love you!

[myoldnnamewastaken]

It became obvious after a while that you preferred tacos. There goes my chance!

[gatewayals48]

OH MY GOD. Who else was waiting for her to cut to a "giant turkey monster"?!

[pheonixmj2]

....Hello!

[altosaxmonica]

taco is the most versatile fruit lmfao

[sidavila2013]

"this is just a shot.. this is just a big shot." bahaha

[theatrechic97]

the taco is the most versatile fruit

[TheJennyMcLure]

"This is that for this week." anyone else catch that?

[NirvanaKid1000]

Press 9 to have her describe your penis...

[kaceykat28]

she's actuallly a really good singer!

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

1:25 thanks captain obvious!

i wish i was a lesbian ... so's we can bump "tacos"

so i would have to get on the HRT .. then get a wienerectomy.... then?... wait.. how the fuck would that work???

im sure theres a hipster indoctrination camp in there somwheres too..

aw fuck it........

happy valentines love!

[GoodGandhi]

although I appreciate all food that comes in tube form... I prefer tacos... FACT

lolololololololol

[MsIssaLopez]

the Selena movie made me cry too :( viva Intocable!

[Yopz]

lol he's spanish is pretty good actually

[Yopz]

@Yopz oops EDIT: her* spanish is pretty good actually.

[xxooxxoo83]

She likes Intocable music... NICE! :D

The song is called "Sueña"

[VampireElizabeth93]

2:05 Spanish translation fail

[MegaAshification]

I actually wish i had tacos right now :(

[Tigerluv77]

The taco is the most vertile friut <3

[celernon]

Xp you should go to mexico city to taste a real tacos mmmm.... so delicious :9

[arockolypto]

I think I'm in love

[RobynKnightly]

'You should learn another language so Americans seem less ignorant!' BEST FUCKING LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[futterwoman]

HAHA I was totally waiting to cut to the turkey

goddammit

[atomicovaries]

where is this girl and why won't she hang out with me

[TheStickyNotess]

"The Taco is the Most Versatile fruit"

Gotta love you Harto<3

[steggy13]

The way she has a little slo-mo montage while she's singing the song XDD

[roan180]

"i'm not going to cut to anything" hahahaa exáctly what I was thinking xDDDD

[smilesandstripes]

I WANT A TACO

[babygutsinmygut]

Oh my fucking god, this is the most schizophrenic video I've ever fucking seen. Could you possibly have any more random cut-aways edits? What are you, a 12 year old Japanese girl?

First off, I don't believe you're drunk, and second off, take off your top already. That's pretty much the only reason anyone watches you. The sooner you realize that, the better.

fuck...

[MrHoward916]

@babygutsinmygut

considering your name and the fact you've clearly never had a glass of alcohol in your life, nobody is going to take a middle-to-high school troll seriously. If you want to see breasts, go to one of the naughty sites you know of under "private browsing" so your parents don't catch you and make a fool out of you also.

[Remorpho]

lose some weight fat bitch

[TheNinjaNanner]

@Remorpho She's not fat, you're just jealous that she gets more pussy than you.

[jakehgoesrawr]

CHEESE WASNT IN THIS VIDEOS CREDITS :O

[MissBarbieBea]

Pretty sure I have a decent crush on you.

[Piets8]

... marry me?

[blah1565]

"Cilantro!... How do you say cilantro?"

lmao

[adyrox87]

"Whereas a turkey looks like a terrifying nightmare monster." LMAO

[dropthebop]

Jargaritas!!!

[MoonchildOfDarkness]

"While the cookey is turkeying..." ... xD

[BookWorm223344]

a shit ton of lime bizz

[xxXXCaramelsXXxx]

YUM!! I love tacos!!!

[dirtcheapdrummer]

oh the chronicles of fat, drunken women never cease to amaze me

[TheCherryBomber1]

now i'm hungry. FUCK YOU HANNAH.

[XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX]

ITS NACHOS IN TUBE FORM YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! XD

[rikwatson200]

you should live stream so we can get drunk togwther xx

[patrickwduke1]

please make some additional my drunk kitchen videos, you are too good to be true.

[JenWilliamJohnson]

Why can't I hold all these limes?

[EverLove9846]

The taco is the most versatile fruit

[WhoIsCarla]

I totally expected you to cut to a turkey... until you said you weren't. Then I knew you could read my mind.

[lizEbee1502]

You should learn another language so Americans seem less ignorant. right on!

[peachi873]

woman, you are halarious.

[Jblod240]

This made me sad in the pants... Are you trying to look like an unattractive lesbian?

[missbrie333]

watch out for swamp back.

[guest2340]

While the cookie is shook-eying, prepare your other ingredients. LOLOLOLOLOLOL :DD

[crazybluebarry80]

@batmanunicornio

Ik this won't appear under ur comment cuz I'm on my iPod but....

U rly don't wanna know what cochina means.... U rly don't lol

[HeatherGaGaVEVO]

3:09 "now you eat it with your mouth!" awwww! i wanted to eat it with my eyes!

[WhoIsCarla]

@HeatherGaGaVEVO Also, snorting!

[maybemedicine]

That taco song at the end sounds like... 'sueNa' from Intocable :D

[CleverIdiot005]

"When the cookie is turkeying..." anyone else catch that? hahahaha

[misterpiggy36]

jargaritas!

[cfrology]

you should do a video with epic meal time

[tania173]

@cfrology she did..lol

[batmanunicornio]

"cochina?"

[nisabel70]

Okay that melody you were singing your taco song to totally reminded me of a mexican song with the same melody. You're too funny!

[agmsy209]

I'm in love..

[imadork24]

is it weird to say that i enjoy hearing you belch? it's like music to my ears. lol

[Reallynow84]

i <3 ur puns!!!

[TwilightLurveVid]

Usually I can't watch food videos on youtube because they make me hungry and I'm way too lazy & poor to go get food, but these never make me hungry, they're just gross & hilarious. c:

[ogee991]

Can we date? I always pass out drunk when making dinner for lovely ladies, I think we'd make a good pair.

[patrickwduke1]

i really dig this originality

[cutris1234]

I bet i can out crawl in to tiny spaces you.  LMMFAO. she is so the shit

[mtvfanxotastic33]

do you fluently speak spanish? I was just wondering because your accent is very good!! pleeease answer this i think im in love with you and i was just curious.

[aliciaswanson3]

Listen you and I need to get drunk together. My spring break starts March 5!!!! I hate turkeys too.. See look at that we're getting a long so well.

[blakei2010]

she makes me want to drink at like 2:30 in the afternoon

[delau12]

"i prefer tacos" ... Lesbian joke LMFAO

[Nerdicaful]

Damn. I want a taco now.

[amarantaviera]

@snowtoology You're a dick.

[mykinchesapeek]

@snowtoology she is not fat or gross!



[Kyrindattara]

"Well, I have ground turkey instead of beef because I think cows are adorable. . .

Whereas a turkey looks like some sort of terrifying nightmare monster."

Lmfao.

[00BobbleHead]

She hella went from Spanish to French for like 5 seconds there. Funny pretty drunk lady ;)

[Splunte1]

Thank you for this video. Must have more. Lol Should do Italian ;P

[mykinchesapeek]

@Splunte1 I'd like to see her make lasagne!  LOL! that would be awesome

[UKNeko1]

....i want a taco so bad right now...

[cleorule]

lol she is like a good singer

[cleorule]

you know what is sad her spanish when she is drunk is better than mine when i am dead sober

[BlackHurricane714]

fuck i want a taco

[patrickwduke1]

take motherfackin' umm milkthistle

[patrickwduke1]

take milkthistle

[fvalen001]

square taco shells...hahaha - from the mexican community.

[mazda626freak]

dear god you are my hero!!! i wanna get drunk and cook something right now!! wheres my vodka?!

[TheDarkSideHasTacos]

"I prefer tacos." Double meaning there. ;) Love you, Harto! <3

[Emmingle]

Me watching this drunk makes you look sober... What is this sorcery?

[MyCV123]

are you just a good singer when ur drunk?

[XunderoathXfanX]

fact: turkeys look like terrifying nightmare monsters.

[Siferatu]

Can someone post a .gif of her grating lettuce?

[eviltinkertoy]

...you forgot beans :(

[MrToastgood]

I sometimes wonder if enough alcohol is enough alcohol but in this case I applaud the amount as appropriate. I cook this way as often as I can get away with it. Come on over if you can find me. I am great at the ah, ... eggs and toast turkey bacon sandwich lasagne frappe.

[MrToastgood]

"I can out crawl into tiny spaces you."

This is poetry drink or knot?

[Xewgx92]

I love tacos so fucking much

[bettybroo70]

oh! mi corazon!

[vgonz01]

Damn, now I want tacos!

[aeris1172]

I want you to be my best frand.

[1xsamc1]

"while the cookie is turkying" love your vids!

[fu1realz]

"i put the butt in butter knife"

[SammHall28]

I appreciate all food that comes in tube forms.

[ApplexJax]

did anybody notices that every time she takes a first bite of something, she says "OMMM"? .. it would be better if she finished eating it saying, " NOM NOM .."

[LydiaaZickertt]

any one else think on 1:58 she sounds like Jenna Marbles?..anyone?

[ladynighthawker]

@LydiaaZickertt Yes, I thought the same thing, haha :)

[MonsterLover007]

tacos are the most versitile fruit. I WISH THEY GREW ON TREEEES.

[ForeverElliex]

tacos are like nachos only in your hand and not on a plate :LLLLLL