Friday's Child

[iGuerraphoto]

expecting the Gorn to pop out.

[missdexterity]

7:29 whatcha doin' spock?

aw, nothin. sittin around, lookin sexy.

true dat.

[bigjames88]

lol silly red shirts, when will they learn

[ztwilli2]

looks like the turned those communcators into a makeshift Tesla earthquake pocket machine

[cheeseballhaggis]

Chekov knows he has a catchphrase! Look at that smile at 37:45! Totally on purpose.

[BjRomesburg]

hahahahaha Spock got lippy. lol

[saphy72195]

Yeah, break the prime directive and kidnapp a tribe's widowed queen, all for a girl. Only Kirk.

[Backwaterguy]

Seems like they tap danced all over the prime directive in this one.

[saphy72195]

@Backwaterguy when don't they?

[grimjanitor]

that chick was actually pretty rad in comparison to the mainly sexist portrayals this series had to offer

I agree, great episode

[TheWatchGoesTick]

klingons vagina. thats is all.

[KristinaAL]

"It has a kind of ring to it, don't you think, James?

Yes, I think it's a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think Spock?

I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourself for at least a month! Sir."

...This from the one unburdened by emotion

[Prowess42]

no residoowal particles? I <3 Chekov!!

[violinmerchant]

33:05 I bet he'll give HER an examination

[3link1]

I love when Bones bitchslaps that bitch.

[3link1]

This is a great episode.

[Supuhstar]

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"

favorite one in the whole series.

[batbawls]

Hey, Hillshire Farms, you suck and so does your meat.

[Milkpaw]

SPOCK IS SO ADORABLE! XDDD its like, *sees dr mccoy with the girl holding his hand, raises eyebrow and walks away* XD

[Milkpaw]

if i EVER for any reason go into space, i refuse to pack a red shirt.

[charlesvan13]

So this is one of those kind of racist episodes, like that TNG episode with the black people. Here they are ridiculing Arabs.

[Jitpring]

@charlesvan13 Arabs aren't to be ridiculed?

[RealityDefenseLeague]

Choochie choochie choochie cooo! Ahh Bones..I didn't know you were such a sucker for the younglings..

[fulbert4605]

I'm a doctor, not an escalator!

On a lighter note, I find it fascinating that make-up use is so profuse throughout the universe in the 22nd century.

[Axel15810]

oh and 25:10 Spock's face is priceless, haha

[Axel15810]

20:31 Kirk completely wiffs the pillow throw, LOL

[frank55944]

I like them all I'm a track y

[PrinceFX]

I wanted to watch the fight between the Klingon ship and Enterprise :/

Also it looks like the Klingon is wearing a huge shiny bandage for pants ;p

[PrinceFX]

@ 36:12

Spock: I would rather not (hold the child)

Baby: pout-



[LosOsosOakOK]

Ugh.. this one was not very good

[MsNbdy]

Red. Gene Roddenberry must just have a thing against the boldest of the primary colors.

[camp168]

Congratulations, it's a 90 lb. 3ft tall baby boy!!!

[christachick]

17:40

i'd be like.."Birch! can't touch this!"...if I were Cerk.

[csiLover889]

the ending is hilarious, and Spock's last line is priceless.

[Redchakra007]

Kirk: We need weapons as much as we need water.

Spock: There seems to be little weapon potential at hand.

(As they both swing their giant daggers around)

[CylindricalWhistle]

God, he just slapped her right back lol

[PrometheusWithLight]

McCoy's so awesome.

[vulcanluver]

OMG! Spock's face at 25:13 is priceless.

[MrLance0904]

I love how when kirk walks outside of the cave spock is just standing there playing with some plants.

[x170063]

Spock's closing line is classic ... TRULY classic.

[fishinhole1]

BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. WILL

[J4RK1LL]

Omg A sound beam that is so cool. this is 2010 why the hell dont we have that?

[tsartodd]

Dr. McCoy keeps his pimp hand strong @ 24:33

XD XD

[DancingSpiderman]

40:15 I wonder what pictures are on Sulu's ViewMaster?

The Tier Baby Song is cute!

What the heck are all those little ditties at the very end of each episode? It means nothing to me...

[cjs8172]

My first thought when I saw a redshirt beam down with the three main characters= "he's dead, jim"

[DancingSpiderman]

Those are the DUMBEST, gayest "tribal" costumes in the galaxy!

No real man would wear this crap.

BWAAhaha... and Shatner, overacting AGAIN...

i LVOE The Original Series!

[gamgee87]

Why does everyone start grinning when around 31:30 when they realize it's a trap?

[idcmore8]

Lmao Bones smacking the bitches and jockin the hos.

[caitlinjane92]

I hate the attitude that this woman in this episode has. However, I can't help but relate to her. I don't trust other men but the ones that are closely related to me (specifically my dad).

[saj19811981]

Julie *

[saj19811981]

Surprised not many knew that the pregnant woman was Julia Newmar a.k.a. "Catwoman" from the old Batman tv series. What a doll!

[keyinregulus3]

"That's only one down Docter...there's over 400 more (red shirts) up in orbit!" Maybe that's why he forgets so easily!

[jarvisel]

8:05

I can haz blow job?

[jarvisel]

Of all the final words to have, "Look! A Klingon!" is not that bad in the scheme of things.

[jimmyboo121]

They gotta be running out of red shirts...

[fascinatingspock]

after the credits.....where did the dead redshirt go? he vanished :O

[xxbeautybabesxx]

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"

[niraha]

Man, talk about a prude!

[fads90]

Oh DAM Bones Bitch-Slapped that Bitch

[rangergranger]

A really good TOS episode, very overlooked.

[GoCrazy333]

25:11

oh man... Spock's face... I thought I might actually die laughing

[superbobfulspiffy]

@GoCrazy333 LOL me too! And notice how different it is from when he sees Kirk with a woman.

[GoCrazy333]

@superbobfulspiffy HAHAHA too true... that makes it even MORE amusing...

[DawnCandace]

Oh. I love Spock. He was jealous the baby wasn't named after him too. I wonder if he took Kirk's advice and consulted linguistics? I am sure Uhura would have had a good laugh over that.

[TheDark07]

27:50 Klingon grabs the mans ass so that proof cling on are ass touchers!

[ONEPISSEDOFFMAN]

2:15 the fastest death of ANY red shirt! the opening credits didn`t even start yet! LOL

[truefakeness]

Within the first two minutes already a redshirt is dead, that's gotta be a record.

[JRSkillin]

men in tights and cowls, with capes and...feather boas? utter superhero imitation fail.

[sdsdsd1222]

I love their faces at 021:2 . They're like " Open hands what are you gonna do with those hands?"

[DarqRemake]

24:23 Lol! He can touch ME in any way! Well, almost any. :3

[snickersthedramageek]

"I know this saying...it was invented in Russia" hehehe Chekov is awesome :P

and Spock's reaction to Bones trying to show him how to hold a baby - PRICELESS

[StrTrekLuvr]

Aww poor Spock was so jealous at the end ^-^ makes me want to hug him sometimes... lol

[redrusty66]

"Euchi Woochie Coochie Coo and you're both gonna be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month". Gotta love it, TV gets no better than Star Trek.

[shin1ngfir3]

Haha Bones is Awesome! I love how Kirk was like "Well if you dont think so..." And at 35:15 Spock is BRAIDING! Idk why but I find that so cute and hot for some reason. He's like braiding...like braiding hair...like braiding my hair...but not in a gay way...in such a... manly way...: )

[Risuchan14]

I'm more angry that she hit Bones instead of the other way around

[Akirajay38]

beware kirk and his dreaded pillow!

[MarkDStroyer]

Redshirt dies before two and a half minutes have expired in the episode. I'm sure that's some kind of record.

[dcbandnerd]

@MarkDStroyer Yeah, but that Red Shirt was an idiot. He kinda deserved it.

[Demithegoddess]

"Perhaps you'll explain to me why one of my men is dead."

"Because Jim, he was wearing a Red shirt."

[aerithfair18]

u ntice that when kirk is fighting spock is just leaning against the tent, arms crossed watching?...*watches more*...OH!!! SLAP FIGHT!!!!

[coreroc2]

OMG Bones slapped her! lol

[TearJerker2011]

Men shouldn't hit women under any circumstances. But she had it coming! lol

[crazycoolone]

We women should NEVER slap our doctors that are tending to our health & medical needs.

[iloveakeys01]

Did McCoy just slap a pregnant woman?!?! That was insane!

[TearJerker2011]

This episodes is louder then the earlier episodes. It's wonderful...

[nocrusadesplease]

25:09 Spock's face... wow.

[nocrusadesplease]

'A Klingon!'

'Redshirt, no!'

I mean, you knew it was going to happen. Who beamed down? The Big Three and... Mr. Ensign.

[Mizvictor07]

Oh Lady never hit Bones

[PhaNapkin]

you HAVE to love them red shirts xD

[Romengame]

poppy-cock!

[TenmaxHarima]

Spock dislikes babies?

[ThePiscean60]

I forgot Julie Newmar is in this-cool!

[ThePiscean60]

if I had to wear those goofy outfits,dotted with bits of shag carpet and the like,I'd be "warlike" too-

I think they should create a fair trade- their "rocks" for new clothes-

[waldoman7]

but where are we supposed to get the clothes? i'm a doctor jim, not a tailor!

[ThePiscean60]

Lol!!!! Too true!

Well, I always thought the Romulans had pretty cool outfits- or how about the "Cloud Minders" they were pretty well attired-maybe Kirk and the Federation could broker a deal- :)

cheers to all-

[Bardlettt]

There is nothing better than the look of disgust Spock gives McCoy when he catches him checking the fetus. *sigh* You're JUST like the captain, aren't you?

[ltd6996]

more like its not time to get some haha

[Bardlettt]

Spock :the crews cockblocker.

[GangstaGeisha666]

too true!

[ONEPISSEDOFFMAN]

lmao Agreed!

[polysmart]

Same exact location for the shots as in "Shore Leave"

[yogafan6500]

Great episode. Those Klingons are so Ug-frigglin-ly. Best part is..Oochy Woochy Kootchy Koo? Spock,

[CristinaFernandez]

Just when I thought the alien races on Trek couldn't get any sillier looking, here comes a race that wears upholstery. Those epaulets on them look like they killed and skinned an ottoman.

[mrchrisbarretto]

for god's sake jim I'm a doctor, not a dishwasher!

i wish bones would say something like this.

[shawnwoolsey117]

wow that red shirt did not last long

[TenmaxHarima]

they never do. :P

[LaurfindeJDrama]

I LOVE Spock at 49:10 !!

"SIR."

[lostmic]

Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator =p

[thedead1ock]

Its a trap!

[MrFrodoBagginses]

"No! Only Mac-Foy!"

[sergeantalpha]

lol McCoy got the shit smacked out of him.... twice... lol

[xxbeautybabesxx]

normally I feel bad for the red shirts, but this guy asked for it this time! lol

[Ninquelote]

I love how when people complain, Kirk is always like, "Well, if you can't do it..." and then they're like "!!!! I can too!" ... It's so cute.

[itachigirl101]

yey i got an olay comercial

[earp1673]

Ooo lucky; I get no commercials at all; doggone it...

[moshfists]

STOP with the commercials!!!! Brooke...PLEASE!!!

[frankenshizzle]

papycock?

[DarqRemake]

38:10 thats gratitude for you

[InsideLosAngeles]

24:15 "You will not touch me in that manner." *SLAP*

[SWATKAT22]

brought out the meat slappers

[TheCityISAtWar111]

LOL i loved the end

[IsraeliteMilitia]

She was hot as hell as the catwoman!

[CinnyDear]

Security Guards = useless

[CzarScizor]

Where did Kirk & Spock learn to shoot bow & arrow?

this is definitely one of my favourite episodes... lol!

[AlmightySeaKelp]

O_O

What is that woman doing RUNNING? Didn't she just give BIRTH?

[DarqRemake]

she is not human :P

[cokefan3]

shes not human 0.o

[gamgee87]

@AlmightySeaKelp Well...considering that it took her all of 10 seconds to have the baby...

[BBknickers]

Poor lady! Having labor pains in front of two strangers! (McCoy doesn't count)

Why did the tier let the queen live and then commit suicide? Also, once they saw that Kirk and Spock were alive, they should have killed her or something because it proved that she had lied, and that the baby was probably still alive.

[Iluthra]

It was my idea that the Teer let her live because he was going to make a deal with the klingons and their messenger proved false and showed how he really felt about the Capellans. Thus he'd made a bad decision and wasn't worthy of being leader, as Kirk had urged him to be earlier.

[1soniccool]

CBS how did you upload this show did you put the film on the computer or did you clean the film frst

[AmeliaEllis101]

silly red shirt

[NinjaPenguinRobot]

Doctors sure get the ladies (lol)

Well its about time Dr. McCoy gets the ladies

[shmoofoobean44]

funniest lines ever

♥ spock

[BUGCORNANDZIMLOL]

Chekov is sooo cute!! He thinks he's soo tough!!

[BoxOmorons]

OMG!! I loved Spock's face when the chick was touching McCoy's hand!!!

[carlyjeansvids]

Goochie woochie goochie goo? hahaha

[Sez56]

McCoy slapped a hoe

[StarTronAlpha]

This has to be one of the most funny episodes... the slap fest, Spock's facial expressions, Bone's explanation on how he got to touch the queen, and Chekov's jovial claim that the saying, "Fool me once..." was invented in Russia. Oh, and good thing the Klingon's appearance became different than this episode's Persian look. Ahmadinajad would have a cow and think it is an insult to Iranians, like the movie "300".

[ClamzoniofRI]

Chekov is the boss.

[FreakyDeakyMia]

37:48 Chekov was just messing with them that time - you can completely tell.

[littlepuppy89]

I love Spock

[Taruf188]

Bow & Arrow, what don't they learn in the academy?

[magicianspirit]

When the woman first walked into the tent I thought it was Barbara Eden! Of course, Star Trek and "I dream of Jeannie" were filmed around the same time! LOL!

[bellcorrz]

McCoy is the best in this episode.

[minokaintheshadows]

I think that was the closest Spock has gotten to insulting someone.

[jkworrell]

Did anyone notice the guy bust his butt coming down the hill around 41:46?

[MrDillonWardian]

That was totally the Klingon. What a retard.

[minokaintheshadows]

That was the Klingon

[TheIDaniel]

Haha leonard james

[zooky99point1]

Mmm... Spock by torchlight... ; )

[willowkatt26]

24:20 McCoy, you have such a way with women. *SLAP* I can't imagine why Bones doesn't get more of the ladies...

[Demithegoddess]

The Klingon never actually said what the Klingon Empire offered in return for mining rights. He just pointed out everything the federation offered and made fun of them.

[pyromaniacchica]

"I'd rather not" the thought of Spock trying to handle a baby is one of the funniest images I've ever come across.

[altops]

Obama is a Klingon.

[thevampirehippie]

No, more like a Vulcan.

[ralphmyhippie]

Insufferably pleased... I love it!

[LatiaIam]

4:15 Pretty high and mighty for a guy for just shiskabob'd someone for twitching.

[johnthunder107]

i HATE the stupid buffering every 3 minutes! i just want to watch agood episode of Star Trek!!!

[MoonlessDarkV]

LMFBO hahahah spock doesnt like babies...in oher words...McCoy does...

[CrashLanden]

Julie Newmar should've been the cat-lady in the catspaw episode. They missed an opportunity.

[YuyuPrincess411]

Oh look, a red-shirt.

*Whoosh* ah, he's dead. (Lol, this one didn't even make it three minutes in. XD)

[KitkatandLizzard]

Aww, we've finally found McCoy's soft spot - babies! :D

Part of me really wishes the baby was biologically McCoy's. The thought of him being a father is actually pretty nice. :D

[alcewa]

He is a father. He has a daughter, Joanna.

[phantomtrekkie9]

who, Bones? Is that canon?

[alcewa]

Memory-Alpha says she was supposed to have been introduced in the 4th season. Well, we all know what happen there.

[phantomtrekkie9]

haha... yeh.

that would have been awesome though!

[startreknatira]

@Kitkat

yah my thoughts exactly. he's so underappreciated

[KitkatandLizzard]

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"

That has to be one of the best lines ever uttered in Star Trek.

ILY, Bones.

[danceangel323]

lol i like that they're hiding out when the woman in labor would be a dead giveaway of their position - u kno, the intense screaming that never happened in the show?