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  • Radec would've definitely approved of that shotgun blast to the face lol

  • I'm surprised RT didn't do this. It reminds me a lot of RVB.

  • now i know how to get away with murder

  • 1:35 is the best part :D

  • People have a disturbing sence of humor :/

  • great video

  • Hahahaha this is FUNNY Dude

  • These helghasts really are horrible. Just watching this makes me sick. (Shiver)

  • Is this the same guy who voices Freeman's Mind?

  • 1:14 I think I won't be downloading Maroon 5 anytime soon.

  • What the hell is wroooong with you?

    HUAHUAHUAHAU

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • BORING !

  • Wow that was bad. Really bad.

  • T-BAG ACTIVITATE!

  • How did they make this?

  • LOL

  • 1:35 Thats what happens to me on Black Ops D:

  • 1:35 Thats what happens to me on Black ops D:

  • This is amazing!

  • hahahaha pretty funny

  • бред

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  • 1:19 I'm impressed his head stayed on. WAIT A SEC! IT DIDN'T!! LOL

  • You just copied llamas with hats.

  • Hellgasts with American accents?

  • @LarryBundyJr Americans dont have accents silly... Everyone else does though, bunch of weirdos if you ask me :)

  • @Gariel2007 ...Are you serious?

  • Hey!! Thanks for all the good feedback from everyone! :) Since this I've made 6 more Horrible Helghasts shorts!

    The support really means a lot to me :)

  • @LieutenantEddy

    Make more!

    I can't stop laughing my ass of

  • @LieutenantEddy ny time dude :D

  • VICTORY TO THE ISA!

  • LOL XD!!!!! ROLFMAO gotta love the helghast!

  • this introduced me to machinima

  • This reminds me of Llamas with Hats

  • i dont have any glasses. lol. so i was stabbin the baby

    LOOOOOL

  • LOL

  • I think there will be better machinima options in Killzone 3

  • @T3hPwnageBAM I Know Im So Excited For The New One

  • looking forward to killzone 3 horrible helghasts

  • "So then Jackie Chan's in my office.."

    XDDDD

  • It's hysterical. 

  • oh yes funny coz when i think of comedy i think of killing baby's and shoving the up phannys

  • @OrchidPigeon1994 You think so too?!

  • Wasn't expecting much going into this, then laughed out loud once the baby part began. Good stuff.

  • Imma re-get this game all cuz of that SWEET SWEET Shotgun!

  • Only funny part is when they are fucking with that turrent

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Jon lajoie copied this

  • lol 1:19

  • WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, LOL

  • Uncharted 2 Multiplayer's Helghasts is better than the original one! lol

  • epic tea bag!!!!lol

  • 160 canadians did not ike that video

  • I concur with Crystal0mask. Best video ever.

  • This is the best video ever.

  • 160 people are not canadian

  • @strelok230 ...canadian?

  • "what the hell is wrong with you??!!! " - "well i kill people... that's a start " xd

  • So what if he's Canadian? No one should download anything Maroon 5... and live.

  • yer that's what i don't understand im from canada and it's not illegal to download music...

  • Hahahahaha silly CNuKs :P

  • if anyone wants to hit me up my psn is honda_lovercivic got kz2 uncharted2 and gt5 prologue

  • lamas with hats lol

  • so i shoved the baby up the moms vagina...

  • worst best game ever!

  • thats a good way to get away with murder...

    I think i'll try that

    :)

  • So i was like stabbing this Baby right?

    And it was like crying and stuff.

    What the fu xD

  • @Seldanas This is canon, because Helghast = Spess Nazis and bayoneting babies has been a German pastime since before WW1. Infa 100%.

  • Best fucking punch-line ever made!

  • LMAO

  • lol Canada and your free downloading.

    Cmon, Canada is tits

  • Tea BAG!! of AWESOMENESS!

  • lol he humped his leg not t bag

  • This is a very funny and good series

  • Pastafarianism? Is that belief in the flying spagghetti monster?

  • @awesomelittlebox it sure is

  • @awesomelittlebox Yep. It's a real religion.

  • lol t bag

  • OMG THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!

  • @JQproductions15 Have you finished kz2? ISA are fucked lol.

  • Looks like the dude has worms when hes teabagging!

  • "Inspired by a concersation i had with my friend"

    HOW DOES THIS EVEN COME UP IN A CONVERSATION?!?!?!?!

    "So i was at gamestop yesterday, and saw that Halo 3 is now like 20 bucks. so i walked out, stabbed this dad who was with his baby, then i threw the baby into the ceiling of the bilding, and while it was dripping from the ceiling i grabbed Killzone 2, Uncharted, and Lair while singing "its raining men"

    0_0

  • @JuniorProducer1996 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

  • The Helghast have the best speaker and leader ever!

  • If you kill people kill Justin Beiber

  • 0:01 for you to skip ads... try to click while screen is black and not loaded.

  • more episodes of horrible helghst PLEASE!

  • WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! why helgahsts stab babyes WHY leave the babys alone!

  • @luizbernard000

    its......."BaBies

    not "babyes"

  • @XDjuandiego sorry i aint american in from brasil so i dont care if i writing right or not

  • How dare they to teabag in killzone!

  • this one is the best of the 5

  • lol 1:18

  • go on 1:18

    

  • go on 1:18

  • go on (1:18) is cool

  • wats pastafarinism?? LMFAO

  • killzoen 3 trailer must see my channel please no fake

  • 1:21 - My god !!!

  • this was influenced by with hats. right?

  • So I quickly get up on my desk, take off my pants and tell him " I don't have any glasses" lol thats funny

  • FINALLY

  • damn canadians! atleast they can download music illeagally

  • RISE OF THE T BAG! you shall pay cuz t bag is UBER!!!!

  • lol 1:25

  • "SO I was stabbing this baby, right". What a brilliant alternative to beginning a sentence.

  • would have shot him 2 lol

  • lol tht'll definitely start a civil war in helghan XD

  • this is some fucked up shit

  • LOL

  • " Well I kill people... thats a start" XD cant stop laughing

  • blood gracht is the worst map

  • good

  • LMAO u can t-bag in killzone cool

  • Hahaha very funy lol

  • hahahaha lol that was suprising

  • machimia, inspired by a conversation with your buddie? you guys are sick eheheh

  • PS3 Add me demagunit ...

  • @demagun1t this game is only out for ps3

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I love how KZ2 simulates EXCELLENT deaths

  • xDDD

  • wheres that sound effect from at 1:32?

  • machimina fockyou

  • She died while giving birth...... And so did the baby! That's how I got away with murder.

    LOLOLOLOLOL, masterpiece! xD

  • lolol, let's hope no crazy pplz see this xD

  • god i luv t-bagging dead people

  • 1:20 aww, that dude just got OWNED!!!!!!!!

  • Note to self Do not talk about album downloading witha helghast ever.

  • my favorite out of the series

  • POWNAGE at the end!

  • "Well i kill people. Thats a start." rip off of Llamas with hats. lame.

  • @machinima, your grammatical numeration in "Helghasts" is wrong,

    its just spelled Helghast without the "s"

    example; Colonel Mael Radec had issued the termination of 5 cowardly Helghast.

  • @Sons0fHelghan true, i almost wondered if it would be "Helghan"

  • @Sons0fHelghan Looks like we got a fucking grammar nazi here.

  • @Sons0fHelghan Falk you nassi malther falker

  • @lonestarn Wow, you managed to spell 1 out of 5 words correctly... *Fuck *Nazi *motherfucker think, then post xD

  • @YouNoobxD94 Im not retarded dumb ass i know how to spell it was a joke

  • @lonestarn o.O ok then :) sry for insulting you

  • @YouNoobxD94 no problem dude

  • @Sons0fHelghan nerd

  • @Sons0fHelghan

    .... lol y does it matter

  • DAM CANADIAN!

  • DUDE

    You chopped his head off!

  • No..... he SHOT/BLASTED his head off :)

  • That could be done with the sniper as well

  • stop killing canadian noooooooo

  • T-Bag xD

  • i beat the game. loved it

  • "So I was stabbing this baby right"

    xD

  • Helghasts are Canadians LOL xD

  • only that one.... and he will be missed :(

    Sniff...

  • Very, very missed.

  • hey if you need any body actors add me =) riotingron <<< awesome vid

  • WTF?!

    ROFLMFAO!

  • ahahahahaha that was hilarious!

  • lol

    being canadian rocks

  • hahahhaha damn, Killzone 2 still going strong...and so is the price still lol

  • killzone2 is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @anatajipushi29

    Because helghast r the coolest enemies in the world. Like darth vader mixed with nazi, OMG

  • @VilleIsTheShit shit man don't mix dart vader with nazi

  • XDDDDD 5/5

  • Canadians won't get prosecuted for downloading music because you guys have different copyright laws.

    *sigh*

  • Thats not true, we can get in serious shit for downloading illegally uploaded music. Limewire? Fined if caught. UTorrent? Fined if caught. Your inccorect.

  • Except downloading music from P2P and Torrent applications makes your downloads available to other peers, which counts as redistributing the copyrighted works (which is obviously illegal). Directly downloading music from an FTP server to an audio recording medium for personal use is legal.

  • So your telling me, that you guys think us Canadians can download music n our law will b coool with it????

  • @ conscypt

    i always download free games, music and movies P2P, still didn't caught..

    is that illigal.. :P

  • ...Yes.

  • :P... but i will not stop.. :P Blu-Ray quality movies for free.. :P

  • You might just need to get a proper job so you can actually give support to the authors of the works.