"Endgame" (Part One)

[ZephyrModz]

stfu

[mAwdedMetalGear]

STOP CHASING ME FAGGOT! lol

[MkNeelz360]

Did anyone notice how he put the cigarette in backwards at 4:05?

Lol.

[GDarkGoombaG]

arby n the chief went to hell with this episode.

[DEM580]

Man, I was hoping this season would just be arby n the chief

[lllREX174lll]

Or just shoot him and take the coke?

[CrzySnwman]

Wow. I can't believe you actually did that Afro Cocaine thing.

[xxxP41Nxxx]

a large majority of the dislikes are either from cod fans or martyrdom fans (both gay)

[TheTechdeckmaster123]

yay happy face :)

[Drhumiliation]

scot sounds like travis

[Zaidon7]

@Drhumiliation Scott and Travis sound like Jon Graham.

[AtomicLOL]

should have got another camera.... this shit is great but so grainy

[DeltaSpartan141]

5:05 i fell out of my chair!!!

[kilulafo]

smirnoff really is a n00b

[renlo13]

this comment will randomly get thumps up

[TervaMonni]

@renlo13 no it wont

[kilulafo]

@renlo13 your spelling will randomly get thumbs down

[awesomepizza2233]

Lol He'll never catch me! Trips. FUCK!

[ReconSquirel]

He'll never catch me >:) 

FUCK :O

[Kranze88]

Mile high club on veteran!! HOOOOOLY FUCK!! U got to do the mission in fucking 30 seconds.. it's fucking bullshit.. Only achievement i haven't completed in CoD4..

[L3VI0N]

lol I like it how they used COD:4 music in a halo machinima...

[ak20sv1998]

781 peoples get owned by gay gun

[jonnat07]

what I like is that all they do is play xbox all day!

[DarkenAshify]

781 people dont know comdendy if it hit them in the fucken face

[TheWyrin77]

@DarkenAshify haha and you dont know how to spell it XD

[ericmarshall19]

@DarkenAshify i wouldnt know comdendy either

[mykailmykail]

wajdou raskoum la3sa wallah wallah ta ya7rgkoum maghrib o mirikan

[sophdotx]

781 people can go fuck them selfs

[yoyyoy35]

Guys be nice to the kid. I mean, it's not easy for him to type with so many penises in his mouth at one time. And it has to be difficult to see with all that cream in his eyes.

[jaspwerful]

its not cocaine, its flour

[Ezio32101]

@jaspwerful i thot they use sugar because flour taste bad wen you eat it

[thISxTHplacE]

omg was that really cocaine?

[Valhallawars1montage]

@thISxTHplacE YA ITS TOTALLY REAL

[thISxTHplacE]

@Valhallawars1montage *sarcasm*

thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Valhallawars1montage]

@thISxTHplacE used cover your ass!

but it failed!

[thISxTHplacE]

@Valhallawars1montage yeah. right. use a little more explanation points dousche bad. And your previous sentence made no sense. What the fuck does "used cover your ass" mean?

[lazyfication]

shut up carly fiorina i dont care about politics while i am watching arby n the chief

[NegabyteXtreme]

He was wearing sunglasses, how'd the coke get in his eyes?

[xXxShockandAwexXx]

Lol.

"You'll never catch me."

*takes one step and falls*

"FUCK!"

[barmat30]

you dont smoke r American shit huh....... u gay

response: no u r

[starsreach123]

mom:were are u goin?

son:going to kill 780 people.

mom:all by yourself?!

son:no i got 4384 people to back me up

mom:good luck!

[MrBigape1]

@starsreach123 that comment is getting so freaking old yur probly just some kid if i copy them i will get thumbs up wow ima be so awesome get a life!

[starsreach123]

mom:were are u goin?

son:going to kill 780 people.

mom:all by yourself?!

son:no i got 4384 people ot back me up

mom:good luck!

[gamelordjack]

@starsreach123 Cock

[teddy4dvids]

well that was terrible where was the halo action

[teddy4dvids]

all im saying is reach 4 days

[MrPinkeyX]

@teddy4dvids all im saying is reach is out

[teddy4dvids]

@MrPinkeyX all im saying is that was five days ago when i posted and it wasnt out then :L

[MrPinkeyX]

@teddy4dvids it came out on the 14 of September

[gmstokes]

WHY CANT I FIND SEASON 2!!!!!

[1994thijs]

@gmstokes it doesn't excist it's arby 'n the chief the movie/in la

[DaveSpectacular]

@gmstokes Season two were like episode 7 to 13 or something but it didn't say

[Rodri8032]

@gmstokes theres no season 2, season 2 is the movie

[sharabarz]

was i successful in placing this comment?

[pcnerd111]

@sharabarz kinda xD lolololololol SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI sad face

[InsaneShadow90]

Chief got a headshot????

[DJdude250]

fuck hotwire..i will gladly pay extra money than see that fucking advertisement everywhere

[trevdog112]

OMG ITS GOTTEN BETTER CANADA aND RUSSIA THo

[trevdog112]

Chief thts the hostage

No he isn't watch

Friendly fire will not b tolerated

[DearWhoever2010]

He'll never catch me.... FUCK!!!

LMFAO!!!

[Spartan117ff]

u never catch me...... fuck

[monkeymaniac64]

I can see the orange on the end of the gun.

[mariofanoo1]

newtube suck 5 yearold balls

[Quocipher]

Wdf is age limit rising with every season?

[YokieFC]

3:50 - Shoot him take the cocaine no need for a movie fail troll is fial

[Wirudeivisu]

Thumbs up if youre apart of the mile high club!!!

[stetdawg]

LOL stop chasing me faggot go back to russia sounds like a 20 year old gamer

[umean123]

Killcam is retraded.

If i kills a guy.

Insted of showing where i wuz,teh camra shud go intu his moms bedr0m adn

Show me having sex w/ his mothar givign a thums up. LOL

[Torag38]

37 consecutive death sentences. DANG! They'll give him a kid then put tthat kid to death, then his kid to death, and so on. Meh god lol

[umean123]

@Torag38 wat if its a girl... lol

[Twisted1357]

In soviet russia, American smoke smokes you!

[scooglefish]

stop chasing me and go back to russia

[vulkancorax]

How did you shoot the hostage from so close without your gun being locked?

[hunter11111ismyfrend]

so fuckin funny

[toontown633]

skip da add 0:01

[3n3rgyBlue]

"Thats a hostage", "No it isn't, watch..fuck"

[Jopas1996]

the best part was You'll never catch me, FUCK

[MrCardife]

He sounded more like a bad Irish accent than Russian.

[Sw00zies]

The Guy with the Jew Fro sounded like Operator Perry

[Someonece]

Thats a hostage.. no he isnt watch.. *shoots* fuck...

[Codandps3games]

opps shot my team mat (spat head shot)

[TheXtr3m3Madn3ss]

Please help this is one of the best eps and yet it laggggggs likkkkke hellllllllll

[TheXtr3m3Madn3ss]

Lagggggggg and I am on crystal clear Internet although I presume it is good

[drummerboy672]

why is a russian trying to catch the guy if they are in america?

[hotaru1able]

@drummerboy672

1. he tracked him down

2. its in canada

[Tuna5697]

That's Scott! He's a dick!

[1starkoss]

arby: thats the hostage

chief: no its a terrorist watch *shoots guy in head*

FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLORATED

chief: fuck!

[xXHaWkEy51Xx]

@1starkoss he didnt say it was a terrorist. . . .

[1starkoss]

@xXHaWkEy51Xx didn't he? sorry ^^

[xXHaWkEy51Xx]

@1starkoss np ^.^

[canucksroc98]

EVERYONE, JON IS CONTINUING ARBY N THE CHIEF WITH NE MORE SEASON PRETTY QUICK, EPISODES WILL BE SHORTER, BUT ITS BACK!! THUMB UP IF YOUR HAPPY!!!

[antagonist42]

@canucksroc98 Thumb up canuckroc98's comment if you think he's an egocentric faggot.

[SuperIGotHacked]

@canucksroc98 :3 Limey face

[AtomicLOL]

@canucksroc98 why did he stop in the firstplace?

[Tinc00lb3ans]

lol he said "I'll never smoke your american shit"

and he really lives in Canada :L

[heftomatic]

.....Sniffs Coke.  LOLz

[Shadouoni]

Russian Dude sounds Irish, but only at points.

[Shadouoni]

Russian Dude sounds Irish

[Azwarrior2]

Why was that guy being chased?

[daveman247]

@Azwarrior2 for hacking online games and smuggling drugs!!!!

[Coldfear0108]

he said "all u have to do do is walk away and never pursue me againg for this cocain."couldn't the cop just shoot him and take the coke?

[gretschbriansetzer]

@Coldfear0108

it must not be realistic, it must only be funny :))))

[TylerVTV]

which type master chief does this guy have like which model and like how tall it is?

[theflame150]

in soviet russia, cigars smoke you

[KillerXKilledXKilled]

FUCK! Lulzlulzlulz! I'll die of laughter if i watch 2-3

[crunchbite22]

Why does the Russian guy sound like he's from Ireland?

[DrakeAce943]

is dis episode after da king episode

[GRNYHAT]

you'll never catch me!

*trips*

F*CK!!!

[gretschbriansetzer]

do you acceptNO^^

[Az33mTh3Gr3at]

was that really cocaine or was it just flour or somthing

[DeAndrizzlefyed]

@Az33mTh3Gr3at

[DeAndrizzlefyed]

@Az33mTh3Gr3at Its sugar in a bag with cocaine written on it.

[SgtBaird123]

hey machinima do you know how digitalph33r/jonCJG got those awsome voices for arbitur and chief?

[xxspdxx95]

@SgtBaird123 your fucking retarded machinima is not going to respond to this its a whole fucking studio of people they dont go on the thousands of videos they have and reply to comments and besides its microsoft sam and microsoft mike

[umean123]

@xxspdxx95 and u have too be harsh too him why? u could just explain it and leave rather than cuss

[xxspdxx95]

@umean123 no u

[SgtBaird123]

@xxspdxx95 hey guess what go suck a dick fucktard. your lucky you dont know me for real cuz i could destroy you. get the hell out prick

[warriorslo]

@SgtBaird123 wow lol

[HeliuMusic]

That would be soooo much fun. Running down a pathway....in the forest....wearing a giant afro wig...Man after my own heart O.o

[weaponzexpert95]

RUSSIAN NAZI!!!!! RUN!!!

[sergiosnts]

this should be on mtv

[marshalldylan333]

this series used to be good the 1st 2nd and a couple episodes in the 3rd season were good but now this show is like be forced to watch The Three Stooges while being butt raped by david spade, tom cruise, and that fucker ben stiller at the same time that means when i watch this im like :'(((

[getfreegamesfast]

i just skipped an advert only to have the same advert pop up again....

wtf stupidfuckinggayadverts

lol

[murcury51423]

oh yeh the start of endgame one is the same as endgame 6 why?

[irjjj95]

That is the worst fucking Russian accent i've ever heard, what a fail.

[warriorslo]

why did scott stop running in the woods

??

[KillerXKilledXKilled]

He came to a "Cliff"

[Redzoob]

don't get theat cocane part ? pointless?

[umean123]

@Redzoob he whas trying too bribe the cop into leaving him be for a bag packed with cocaine... but he refused so he gave him a free sample in his words and threw it in his eye wich blinded him for a while then ran

[MrSallarecce]

@umean123 Nah, he wasen`t trying to "blind" the cop (he was wearing big sunglasses btw), but he knew that if he threw some in his face, he would "panic" in the attempt NOT to inhale any of it... (Just for un-neccesary correcting)

[umean123]

@MrSallarecce oh yeah that makes scence... since u have too inhale cocaine so yeah that makes scence

[MrSallarecce]

@umean123 I meant "inhale" it with his nose (although "eating" it would not be suggested), like "sniffing" it, thats what I meant...

[umean123]

@MrSallarecce yes i know

[Thedeathkid]

That's it we is playing halos lol

[Maverickdude97]

NEW YOUTUBE SUCKS.

alot.

[mrawesome1000]

@Maverickdude97 i wish u cud still give vids stars

[southparkdudz]

" god damnit this game is gay.. when is the second one comming out? lol

[tornadomad]

lol it's rated tv-y

[cardshark117]

I hope this is comments because the new youtube is as confusing as f***!

[laifalbert]

@cardshark117

at least auto play works now so I can watch this consecutively.

[murcury51423]

@cardshark117 i think so to its completely stupid

[thedarklordx]

@cardshark117 the new youtube is gayer than school and thats fucking saying something

[mikedonor]

stop making chief look bad he's awsome

[hinata077]

ok i am here and ive been watching this since this morning its awessome :3

[xSolarFlare15x]

I love how it has that epic Mile High Club music on while Chief is sucking ass shooting around, hitting his teammates, and flashbanging himself. Especially when he completely misses and the plane blows up!

[DeeROCK93]

Niko Bellic is the Russian Agent in disguise :)

...kidding, NB is Bulgarian.

[Hazedragon97]

actually he is Serbian

[ryuuka156]

LOL "the motherland demands that you serve 37 consecutive death sentences, do you accept?"

[jamsta84]

a cocaine addict with an afro running from a russian agent? Wow...

AWESHUM :3

[mre132435]

@jamsta84 cod4 lol

[robertdibi123]

thank god a new ep and what is the game there playing at first? cod 5 or 6

[shanedawsentv3]

that real coke

[SoopaLolz]

@shanedawsentv3 of course it's not real coke ~_~

[all0in01]

I command you serve 37 connsecutive death sentences.

How is that possible? Just throw him in the chair and flip the switch 37 times? BZBZBZBBZBZ ow-BZBZBZBZBZZZ ow-BZZBZZBBZB ow-BZBZBBZBBZZ....

[RandomPickle97]

Arby 'n' the Cheif is soo funny!

[h3l1lo0]

the russian guy looks pretty intimidating

[MrThehunter101]

ule never catch me FUCK lolololololol

[h0lydds]

He doesn't smoke.. obviously he doesn't inhale.

[TheFlubslayer]

why is this video kinda laggy

[manbearpig91]

because ur interent sucks because your poor

[zactoid7]

isnt scott sound like either travis or craig?

[DahLoTo]

@zactoid7 maybe because they're voiced by the same people

[manbearpig91]

he does all the voices himself

[FlyingCow4]

Huh. He smokes.

[simon666robzombie]

lol "You'll never catch me, FUCK!"

[stickguy409]

the agent is wesker in disguise :O

[ub3rn00b6]

Holy shit Chief got headshot?

[Scormio99]

37 consecutive death sentences

[llamassayobey212]

ummm he was wearing glasses

[halo3ruleslikeaq]

Ahh!!!! Commies!!!

[OkanaganNDN]

WTF no Chief no arby ( Well only a lil bit)

[MokoziWorld]

Iz Th1s R34lly S34S0n 4?

[codemaster265]

you'll never catch me...FUCK!! hey russian! nice cap gun

[viny49350]

does jon really smoke and is it really cocaine