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  • Move your body -- Hahaha!

  • wtf is this shit

  • @pugghead Scarypasta.

  • Everybody hates/hated Bush, but you have to give him for staying true to his wife.

  • @OptimusPrime712 What do you mean ? Bush junior ? His wife is much better then him .

  • @staceysweetcake I meant to say 'you have to give him CREDIT for staying true to his wife' as in not cheating on her and having an affair. It's a slam directed at Bill Clinton

  • @OptimusPrime712 Yea, but he is not exactly fabulous catch.Clinton looks like womanizer while Bush is totally different type , i think .

  • I just got great idea thanks to Sonja ! Dual core shaggers Lady Shaga and Paris Dildon in Government payed mission ,shagging non stop all fat people to make them smaller !

  • @mojoboy1984

    Stop stealing my ideas ! Shabby schnook !

  • Carmen Electra is so old !

  • No no Stacey , you can't find Paris Dildon on Google ! Her/his work is special delivery ! It is only for rich people who got dvd's by post !

  • It is really ridiculous how they managed that volcano -fly thing ! But i have to admit it is great joke about Obama & volcano .

  • even better : he should put the carbon tax on volcano !As he like to say :

    I got a sucker !

  • Stacey this was good ! This was really good you bloody bitch ! Get Obama to shut down that volcano ., yes he can !

  • I goggled Paris Dildon and i didn't get any result ! Are you making fun of me ?But i love that name ! It is great for porn star ! Anyway i send a message to president Obama to shut down that bloody volcano ! If anyone can do this he can !

  • Stacey , I was watching yesterday a movie Slutters Island ! Yes, it is porn. And major performer is Paris Dildon . It is Russian's most pretty she-male. IT looks like Merlin Monro with great dick . I think if IT moves to Hollywood IT going to fuck everybody , male and female , so pretty is she-he. And ITS favorite sport is : jump on trampoline !Can you believe it ?

  • Boobie, you seems to be a cool girl ~ Nice to meet you !

  • I am over 18. It is normal .

  • Hey Boobie ! I didn't know you had so much experience !

  • What are you people talking about ? Sex ? If you mean sex , yes i jumped on it 2 years ago !

  • O Stacey i love your comment ! Do you think she already jump on it ?

  • Little girl , you should jump on something else !

  • Soon is time for trampoline .I love to jump on it !

  • I hate this white bg of YT . Can we change color ?Make it gray ?

  • O God no ! The new features again !

  • Edna Krabappel is so cool !

  • As Edna Krabappel said : HUH !

    You pathetic clown ! You should do everything to get me in your bed ,don't you ? But i have to admit you are good , very good ! Keep masturbating , you schmuck ! Heh heh heh !

  • Hell no ! I think you are average cow like most of girls out there !

  • Oh, so you think i am some kind of Goddess ?

  • This is the only way if you want your child to be a demigod otherwise you will probably give to the world another soccer hooligan or useless eater !

  • So you think i should test if Zeus find me attractive by exposing myself to lightning ? What a friendly advice !

  • Great comments ! I am laughing !

  • I don't think so . I think Zeus must first find you attractive to spermadize you otherwise you got hit but not pregnant .What i mean is there is no sperm in the balls or lightnings if he don't think you are attractive .

  • did i understood it correct ? There is lightening out there , i am alone ,standing under a tree and a lightening hit me and i got pregnant ?

  • WTF ? Is this how we got so many ridiculous families as the members of Illuminati ? Drunken

    Zeus trowing his testicles in every direction ?

  • Stacey , did you know back then in the ancient times Zeus used to throw his fire balls which actually are his testicles and if they hit a woman she instantly became pregnant !

  • from now on i call you Spermzilla !

  • Almost like him ! Did you know when i was 15 i was known in my city as Spermzilla !

  • Are you kidding me ? Such heavy description like you have the testicles of Zeus or something !

  • Yes it is ! What's wrong with that ?

  • Wow Russian ! Is it the way you masturbate ?

  • Hey kid , you miss the angle ! you can't just gaze , you must have right angle which means you are getting aroused ,your body getting hot and fat is burning and Carmen's boobs are growing and finally your eyes are bursting and your testicles explodes and your sperm is all over your sofa !

  • how can you not like this? the simpsons, monty python and carmen electra ^^

  • Did you know that in Homers diet is including gazing at Carmen's boobs for 5 minutes every day ?

  • really? that's strange, I do that but I don't lose weght XD

  • this was because he was on diet ! He basically was starving during the first 5 seasons except for some episode when they aloud him to eat !

  • I think they made his stomach bigger then it was in the first 5 seasons .

  • Did you notice that Homer is not so fat as he was before ?

  • This fat chick and the little man are from Monty Python ! Cool things really don't have age .

  • The Onion said VH1 bus with sluts has

    crashed somewhere in L.A

  • Happy New Year to everyone !

  • Masturbatorium . Nice word . I like it .

  • I think that there is too much sex here ?

  • Exactly ! I was eating snakes at age of 7 and start masturbate since i was 11 ! That's why we Asian will take over the world ! Capishe ?

  • you are actually advising that girl to move into a masturbatorium ! Is it the way how you were raised ?

  • well, try sex . Try to think about sex when you are eating .Eat all kind of sausages and think about penises.Try to eat in your room so you can pleasure yourself at the same time .Masturbate as much as possible . It's all about imagination.

  • Hey people ! I am getting fat again .I am only thinking about food ! HELP !

  • Yes i did ! So what ? I am better and smarter then you !

  • "They just draw you that way"

    You stole that line from somewhere ?

  • I think Marge feels sort of embarrassment after Playboy pictures !

    In the last episode she acted like that !

    Come on Marge ! It's not your fault ! They just draw you that way !

  • Yeah , Russian it is great ! More like The

    Impsons family ! It is from one of the episodes i don't remember which one .

    The Impsons family ! It really made me laugh !

  • Hey , you are right Stacey . They are today more like The Impsons family !

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  • The Simpsons as the filter of life ?

    Are you nuts ? Who wants to live in perfect world ?

    No hatred no idiots ?

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  • I didn't know 1 thing : So many people hates Simpsons ! I just can believe it !

  • I don't understand why they don't make fun of their bad episodes ? They only use that old phrase : worst episode ever ! if their make making fun of themself . That's not enough !

  • Yes, but Apu would show to Homer DVD and said

    Mister Homer watch this dvd and you will surly vomit ! And on the cover on dvd should be a picture of Apu . And then Homer says : Geez! Just look at cover make me vomit ! And Apu says : that's because i am an Indian ? Isn' it ? And that's a new episode of the old one when Springfield wanted to get rid off immigrants .Just from that detail you can develop whole episode !

  • In the first episode when Homer went to Apu and said : do you have something to make me vomit ? Apu should answer :

    Yes , watch your last season !

  • New Simpsons are here ! I hope the episodes will be better then season 20.God help us all !

  • what is a bible grip 29 ?

  • It's better for you to don't know it .

  • I was thinking of performing The Bible grip 29 on you ? Are you positive ?

  • F.U Russian ! F.U forever !

  • Did you miss me Russian ?

  • Yeah, that's nice . Bitch is back !

  • I am back ! Healthy and horny as ever !

  • I am on vacation !

  • may shark get your right leg !

    Heh heh heh !

  • As long as you are NOT " Fat and furious" it's OK .

  • i am a little bit overweight !

  • I never looked better ! I'm so damn pretty !

  • what is a gym ?

  • Time to go to the gym , Summer is coming !

  • I saw it on MTV . They were probably inspired by this video.I like more the other version where Homer landed on Bush with skateboard .

  • Did you that shit on Mtv ? That Bruno stole that move from here, from this video so he jumped on Eminem like Homer on Bush !

  • It never been tv show watched by so many but understood by so few.

  • thiz izent funny lame

  • what are you ? Homo from Oklahoma or fat "yes we can " idiot ?

  • I missed The flu jokes.

  • seriously, it would be very interesting flu.

    What we have today you can call The monkey flu.Most of the people acting like monkeys

  • flu is gone . How about you Russian ?

  • I love Otto in this vid! he seems free

  • What a great flu , Russian ! You really made my day !

  • Hey Russian, that flu would be good in Asia.

    I am so tired of all those small dicks !

    Heh heh heh !

  • This is a sort of good flu. Isn't it ?

  • Help people !

    In Russia we got a donkey flu!

    Result : Your dick is getting bigger !

    Heh heh heh !

  • What a odd combination . M Jackson and

    Hotforwords .

  • Are you getting fat , Stacey ?Or your parents want you to get married ?

  • You are all pigs !

  • You mean Alex Jones should be Dr.Phil's patient ?

  • They think they are thinkers . Most of them needs professional help like Dr. Phil .

  • Good point. This is the problem with todays world

    Too many thinkers.every idiot who knows 5 informations thinks he/she is clever and not willing to listen.

  • It is one fine butt. I like her. She is pretty and ok. Why should everybody be a thinker ?

  • I didn't know Carmen Electra has such broad butt !

  • Michael fits perfectly here !

  • Hot for words . My girl. I mean Russian girl.

  • Who is this blond chick with M. Jackson ?

  • Yes Russia Yes ! Password ! Anyway i will upload his song !

  • You mean same as a version on Crackle?

    What do you mean password? To come in club ?

  • No , I didn't . It was fucking password . Anyway i send him message here on You Tube , i wanna upload his song Tonight i am going to suck,so i asked him for permission .

  • What happens Sonja ? Did you get in ?

  • Was he in London? Where where where ????

  • hey Russian , i tried to get in a club last weekend.

    Hypnoticcus was there and i really wanted to see him.

  • I don't think she is good actress at all. I know she like sex .

  • Gwyneth Paltrow is hers name . She is very good actress and i like her .

  • At 2: 55 is the wife of Coldplay singer .She was in that episode.I just can't remember hers name .

  • thanks for info. I found on Crackle

    tonight i going to suck by Hypnoticcus.

    Excellent quality !

  • same video on Cracle is 100 times better quality !

  • I am not listening anything of U2 after Achtung Baby !

  • pure shit made of their own rests. last time they created a song was 15 years ago.

  • new U2 record.I am deeply disappointed.

    why they don't quit?

  • What is a point with Coldplay?Ridiculous cross copy of U2 and R.E.M.Did you saw them at Grammy ?They looked as they robed rubbish bins behind Ringo Star's house !

  • I didn't know you hate Coldplay . They are not so bad .

  • I hate that site as much as i hate Coldplay but it is good quality . I downloaded "tonight i am going to suck" .It is so fucking great !

  • there is much better version on crackle.And also song " tonight i am going to suck " .It is great quality

  • why not? it is industri . corporations . you can't do anything without permition of them . I guess, i don't know anything about that issue .

  • I can believe it ! Fox blocked " hello brain how are you "?May be it is just You tube workers . I can't believe it was Fox !

  • Ha ha , fear of scale !

  • I love this fear of physical !

  • wtf?

  • You have all The Simpsons episode and your best comment is wtf? try to learn little . Read Wikipedia about The Simpsons !

  • I had a problem with my browser

  • I am watching it.

  • Where is the fucking video?

  • Back off ! you non American citizen !

  • Yes ! In your face Bush!

  • That's why the Bible grip 29 is so important !

  • Good point. Without my country we wouldn't have religious freedom at all !Fucking Blair is such insult for England !

  • Well, Tony Blair will be the first president of EU ,he converted to Catholicism,Merkel was a Vatican secret and whole Europe is in the hands of Vatican.This Pope is very clever and very evil.

  • Maybe it is true.If you look at her you can see similarity with Hitler.But is doesn't mean anything .

  • Don't blame.I am innocent !I got this from a view from space radio show.

  • Screw Hitler! I have to stop drinking.Quality of vine is just worse and worse !

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  • I have already blocked you and you are not worth  my answer .

  • Even if Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter what that means? What is a point ?

  • i swear seeing michael jackson move like that, reallyn turnd me on lol x

  • this is great. what is the song though?

  • Happy new year everybody and more fat people !

  • Where you get that shit from ? Hitler's daughter? The man was sterile !He got lazy sperms just like Homer has today so there will be no more new children in The Simpsons!

  • I just found that Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter! Am i little slow ?

  • There is no normal country on this planet!All nations are quite ridiculous .Look at America.One evil family 12 years in W.House, years at CIA.CIA is OK ! LOL !

    How stupid American nation must be?

  • I love M.Jackson !

  • What should i say? I am living among fascists

    criminals and religious freaks !

  • Ignore if you can .Or move to Russia so will realize your country isn't so bad after all .

  • I think i hate my own country .Most of the things make me sick.What should i do ?

  • Hey It's Christmas ! I love you people , I love you people,I love you all !

  • I don't like you either ,you Swedish cow !

    It is Christmas ! I am going to suck today !

  • Boooooo!

  • Heeey heeey !Krusty forgive you .

  • Awesome video ^^

  • I like this. It is good for exercise.

  • Finally someone combined The Simpsons and Monty Python ! Great man!

  • I don't know .This is to brave .Simpsons could make fun of Bush because they had protection and support but Hypnoticcus? I think there are already lots of ppl who hate him.

  • I read a article where families like Bush are accused to deliberately make people fat through some food companies .

  • "Bible grip 29"

    Where you got this Sonja?

  • Thank you! It's really great!

    I don't like that British bitch ( SonjaTheBlond)

    but "Bible grip 29" is fucking funny !

  • Yeah babe ! I am back !

  • You people are sick! Hey,2 of my favorites by Hypnoticcus  are gone.Why ?

  • It should be. And offcross jumpers will be recruited as Santas during the Christmas!

    I am off ! Later !

  • You mean it will be Sundays ritual in every Church in America ?

  • Hey,this is not a joke!It's new Vatican strategy against obesity !

  • I pictured it , i am laughing and you are totally sick !Gee! You are really great !

  • Jesus jump of the cross on the shoulders of some fat chick ,shove his dick in hers mouth and choke her with his legs!

  • Bible grip 29 ? Never heard about it !

  • Do you know what "Bible grip 29" is ?

  • Michael Jackson fits in perfectly ! I never quite understood why they wanted to destroy that man's life.