You know, I'm pretty sure this is more of a joke and not actually what they think people learn from disney -.- stop taking it so seriously, it's just a fun song
Hunchback of Notre Dame taught me that if your ugly you can never get the girl. While Winnie the Pooh shows overeating is ok just as long as you don't hurl. Tarzan proved that chicks dig dudes who cover nothing but their crotch. Lion King shows seeing bad family members die, is really entertaining to watch! Oliver and Company makes gangs seem cool giving them a positive look, and when you hold someones pet for ransom saying sorry gets you off the hook! :D
I'm sure that no kids watched all these disney movies without hearing the words magic and/or fairytale in it. Tell me a movie that didn't have good looking girls as main characters... not many.
Beauty and the beast was around waaaay before the disney movie.
101 dalmations: I can't remember, but weren't most of them in line to be killed for cruella's clothes?
wait til she's passed out and sword in the stone, and magic dust: lol
good enough, The movies aren't bad it's people who misinterpret them
Say what you want about disney but 1 you guys are douchebags and 2 disney is rolling in the cash and you guys are are probably 6 months late on your rent in your 1 studio apartment and disney is one of the 3 companies you can always buy stock and make money I wouldn't give you guys a dime because that would only double your shows buget
I still love these movies but I did get the idea that if you try hard enough you can turn an abusive beast of a man into a prince which didn't work out well at all. I was a young teen and always had it in my mind that that was how it worked. Sorry not trying to be all serious just saying some things that were bad on Disney's part. Also!! Did you notice how the only way Jasmine gets out of trouble is by turning into a whore to distract men. I watched the movie recently and was surprised
LOL-- this song was good-- but I really don't think kids are learning things like that from the disney movies-- if someone else has to write a song to point it out to us what are the chances a child would pick up something that obscure, or be able to make the comparison to real life-- they watch a movie just to get lost in it
I do agree that the movies encouraged objectifying women. Teaching little girls they had to be beautiful for boys to love them, that's what bothers me.
What I learned from Disney is, when you try to sing like the "Little Mermaid," people tell you to shut up (oh wait, that was my mom). You can follow your dreams (until you come to a certian age called "adulthood"), and you can steal other people's ideas, and you can't be sued for it, as long as your filthy rich ("The Lion King" vs "Kimba The White Lion").
What I learned from Disney is, when you try to sing like the "Little Mermaid," people tell you to shut up (oh wait, that was my mom). You can follow your dreams (until you come to a certian age called "adulthood"), and you can steal other people's ideas, and you can't be sued for it, as long as your filthy rich ("The Lion King" vs "Kimba The White Lion).
Disney's stories are what they are. Back in Walt's time, like with most of the aforementioned movies, the works were simply brillaint-heartfelt, touching, meaningful, lighthearted, and family-friendly. No doubt that in some of the current Disney movies, and maybe a handful even in these older ones, that there are lewd jokes flying way over the kiddies heads that make the adults in the room either laugh or gag. But that's just it-the kids don't get it! No harm done, minus all the musicals.
Most of the movies they cited are based on stories they made "kid friendly." If one were to read the originals, you'll find what you learn from them are probably worse than what you learned from the Disney movie... bestiality.... suicide...etc...
Any fancy rat people here besides me thinking the part about playing with rats isn't a bad thing? My rats jump into laps or sit on feet to get snuggles, learn tricks quicker then dogs, and are smarter then cats... just sayin'.
And if you want true loves first kiss, just wait till she passes out! Hang out with old guys who are not your dad, sure do it! and if your nose doesn't turn into a tree it's not a lie! Ain't that the truth. And eating mushrooms will send you into an enchanted wonderland! Oh yeah! And there's a magical powder out there, that can make you fly!
Lovely Cinderella taught me to play with Rats, Aladdin taught me to marry rich and to wear very comfortable pants, and Snow White taught me that animals should help me with food service, and Dumbo says if you're different there's a place for you, it's called the circus! Ladies you'll need a wrist sized waist and perky disproportionate breats. Go on bang a fish or a beast of a man, inter-species mating is the best. And have as many babies as you want their someone else's problem no doubt!
cinderella taught me about rotoscope, winnnie the poo taught me about water color, sleeping beauty taught me about medieval aesthetics and the importance of character animation being coordinated with backgrounds, Pinnochio taught me about the importance of building models to accurately study/draw movement, and alice in wonderland just belongs in the Met. Disney after disney, well, little mermaid is about the music, lion king was better on broadway, and Toy Story 3D looks awesome!
this is a stupid song because a lot of the disney stories are old stories that someone else made up. Disney just made them in to an animated film. Fail.
Peter Pan spanked Tinkerbell's ass, to force her to give up her magic powder, so he could give it to children and make them fly away with him forever.
I love this!!!
DarkStar6161 1 month ago
You know, I'm pretty sure this is more of a joke and not actually what they think people learn from disney -.- stop taking it so seriously, it's just a fun song
2mayla3 3 months ago
hahaha. its allwasy funny to make jokes. but seriusly, its not that,its our dirty minds witch find these connections.
gethsoftware 4 months ago
Hunchback of Notre Dame taught me that if your ugly you can never get the girl. While Winnie the Pooh shows overeating is ok just as long as you don't hurl. Tarzan proved that chicks dig dudes who cover nothing but their crotch. Lion King shows seeing bad family members die, is really entertaining to watch! Oliver and Company makes gangs seem cool giving them a positive look, and when you hold someones pet for ransom saying sorry gets you off the hook! :D
GameaPlaya 4 months ago
ROFL!
ThePlatypusAgent 4 months ago
oh shoot 0_0 there went my child hood
amberthesuperfox 4 months ago
current taught me how to unsubscribe
domydishes 6 months ago
interspieces mating is the best....isn't that in dictrict 9?
Azrealswings1195 7 months ago
HAHAHAHA! XD
dottiedots221 7 months ago
Aladdin taught me to wear very comfortable pants!
squeekytoy123 7 months ago 2
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TheTrey52 8 months ago
Guys, good lawdy, they're JOKING! Jokes, you know what those are, right? A lot of you are taking this video too seriously.
MewLillyPad 9 months ago 2
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stopwatchrewind 9 months ago
Where's the old guy clip from?
bookrazy 9 months ago
@bookrazy The Sword in the Stone; the old dude is Merlin
nja122890 8 months ago
Man, these two are awful. Well, at least we don't have to see them on RT anymore. They got cancelled, ha ha ha.
Serdikhan 10 months ago
I'm sure that no kids watched all these disney movies without hearing the words magic and/or fairytale in it. Tell me a movie that didn't have good looking girls as main characters... not many.
Beauty and the beast was around waaaay before the disney movie.
101 dalmations: I can't remember, but weren't most of them in line to be killed for cruella's clothes?
wait til she's passed out and sword in the stone, and magic dust: lol
good enough, The movies aren't bad it's people who misinterpret them
utubewatchero 10 months ago
Say what you want about disney but 1 you guys are douchebags and 2 disney is rolling in the cash and you guys are are probably 6 months late on your rent in your 1 studio apartment and disney is one of the 3 companies you can always buy stock and make money I wouldn't give you guys a dime because that would only double your shows buget
Sizzmaster6985 1 year ago
Troll-logic.
dundeecake 1 year ago
... you know you're right!
Haley24x7 1 year ago
now that i think about it.....
KacklinKoopa 1 year ago
I still love these movies but I did get the idea that if you try hard enough you can turn an abusive beast of a man into a prince which didn't work out well at all. I was a young teen and always had it in my mind that that was how it worked. Sorry not trying to be all serious just saying some things that were bad on Disney's part. Also!! Did you notice how the only way Jasmine gets out of trouble is by turning into a whore to distract men. I watched the movie recently and was surprised
lovleelaura88 1 year ago
I always thought there were strong undertones of date rape...
blueMIdnighthaze 1 year ago
LOL-- this song was good-- but I really don't think kids are learning things like that from the disney movies-- if someone else has to write a song to point it out to us what are the chances a child would pick up something that obscure, or be able to make the comparison to real life-- they watch a movie just to get lost in it
HansLe518 1 year ago 8
my goodness could they get anymore P.C
hrjert1 1 year ago
This reminds me of that facebook group whats it called... "Disney gave me impossible ideas on men"... or something
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filepremium 1 year ago
Hang out with old guys'who're not your dad. Hahahahaha
shazam15 1 year ago
Disney's frozen heads is spining saying WHERE DID I GO WRONG!
FangDragon47 1 year ago
I do agree that the movies encouraged objectifying women. Teaching little girls they had to be beautiful for boys to love them, that's what bothers me.
sportzbabe0901 1 year ago
the people in this movie belong in the circus. disney movie lovers, don't be afraid of these jerks. stand up to them.
catsheri1 1 year ago
thanks. i did learn something from the disney movies but it wasn't the stupid things you mentioned.
catsheri1 1 year ago
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What I learned from Disney is, when you try to sing like the "Little Mermaid," people tell you to shut up (oh wait, that was my mom). You can follow your dreams (until you come to a certian age called "adulthood"), and you can steal other people's ideas, and you can't be sued for it, as long as your filthy rich ("The Lion King" vs "Kimba The White Lion").
laichi16 1 year ago
What I learned from Disney is, when you try to sing like the "Little Mermaid," people tell you to shut up (oh wait, that was my mom). You can follow your dreams (until you come to a certian age called "adulthood"), and you can steal other people's ideas, and you can't be sued for it, as long as your filthy rich ("The Lion King" vs "Kimba The White Lion).
laichi16 1 year ago
I would have expected the Nostalgia Critic to do something like this
Malcham7 1 year ago
Disney's stories are what they are. Back in Walt's time, like with most of the aforementioned movies, the works were simply brillaint-heartfelt, touching, meaningful, lighthearted, and family-friendly. No doubt that in some of the current Disney movies, and maybe a handful even in these older ones, that there are lewd jokes flying way over the kiddies heads that make the adults in the room either laugh or gag. But that's just it-the kids don't get it! No harm done, minus all the musicals.
meep913 1 year ago
What I'm trying to say is, it's not really Disney's fault, or perhaps it is for using the stories in the first place...
fairyslight 1 year ago
Most of the movies they cited are based on stories they made "kid friendly." If one were to read the originals, you'll find what you learn from them are probably worse than what you learned from the Disney movie... bestiality.... suicide...etc...
fairyslight 1 year ago
You know, sadly enough, they do have a point. Wow. Disney, what have you fed me my whole entire life? ;-;
imurderoreos 1 year ago
Any fancy rat people here besides me thinking the part about playing with rats isn't a bad thing? My rats jump into laps or sit on feet to get snuggles, learn tricks quicker then dogs, and are smarter then cats... just sayin'.
goodyfun 1 year ago
the first half of this song is great i love it
dftbapeep 1 year ago
From Disney, I learned....
(Jiminy Cricket): When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you....
Thanks for a Wonderful Childhood Walt Disney! :) R.I.P.!
ScrubmanLowell 1 year ago 3
God I hate Disney
AFLoneWolf 1 year ago
timon and pumba learnd me in childhood that eating bugs is a good thing... Lucky thoug i didnt eat any... But the cocroaches looked delicious!
mrTKthemammoth 1 year ago
in 0:50 they ment coke lol
WolfCries99 1 year ago
Wow, looking back now, I have one fucked up childhood, considering I grew up on disney...
popshonapuppet 1 year ago
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Rooosiexoxo 1 year ago
@Rooosiexoxo Oh poor you. Did they hurt you little feelings? LOL Grow up you little pussy.
DionLaurent1 1 year ago
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@DionLaurent1 oh poor you too. did roosiexoxo hurt your little feelings too. we'll grow up when we feel like it.
catsheri1 1 year ago
@Rooosiexoxo not the best language when defending childrens' movies
alapalolee 1 year ago
inter-species mating IS the best! lol
1991123ihatethissite 1 year ago
Jasmine is easily the hottest disney princess ;)
shawnyadeadhomie 1 year ago 2
No kidding. They really are bad singers!
Serdikhan 1 year ago 2
This song sucks
Serdikhan 1 year ago 3
That guys is such an asshole. I think he's a second banana to the women host
Serdikhan 1 year ago
I want to tickle Tinkerbell
RomaniaTricolor 1 year ago
And if you want true loves first kiss, just wait till she passes out! Hang out with old guys who are not your dad, sure do it! and if your nose doesn't turn into a tree it's not a lie! Ain't that the truth. And eating mushrooms will send you into an enchanted wonderland! Oh yeah! And there's a magical powder out there, that can make you fly!
Erthradar 1 year ago
Lovely Cinderella taught me to play with Rats, Aladdin taught me to marry rich and to wear very comfortable pants, and Snow White taught me that animals should help me with food service, and Dumbo says if you're different there's a place for you, it's called the circus! Ladies you'll need a wrist sized waist and perky disproportionate breats. Go on bang a fish or a beast of a man, inter-species mating is the best. And have as many babies as you want their someone else's problem no doubt!
Erthradar 1 year ago
@Erthradar this video is retarded
Rooosiexoxo 1 year ago
i like
blueberryohsoyummy 1 year ago
amazing what naughty things you can find in a disney movie
nmckale 1 year ago
hahahaha!! SO TRUE!
RaNdOmCoCkPrOdUcTiOn 1 year ago
cinderella taught me about rotoscope, winnnie the poo taught me about water color, sleeping beauty taught me about medieval aesthetics and the importance of character animation being coordinated with backgrounds, Pinnochio taught me about the importance of building models to accurately study/draw movement, and alice in wonderland just belongs in the Met. Disney after disney, well, little mermaid is about the music, lion king was better on broadway, and Toy Story 3D looks awesome!
Ecdysiast96 1 year ago 59
Ok this is all right!!! disney=death of regular stuff!!!
L33tMW2Killer 1 year ago
That was funny! I'm not sure how this video is related to mine about shooting, but I'm glad I watched it.
p.s. Jasmine is a babe sugar mama
freeze151 2 years ago
LOL! So true.
beatlelover3 2 years ago
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wildahwangho 2 years ago
I quite enjoy following old people who rn't my dad thank u very much!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm just kidding, I'm not really a person who stalks old people)
aquangel1290 2 years ago
hahahaha if your differnt theres a place for you,its called the circus!
DuncPlusCourt4ever 2 years ago
I love this show. This might be the funniest thing I've seen them do.
pentopia 2 years ago 4
XDD lol
Bebegirl7075XD 2 years ago
wow. well i believe the cartoonists of disney used subliminal measeging. but you broke the line of what you can accuse them of. just "bleep" funny.
Puxido 2 years ago
ooh...wow lol
TheAAo9 2 years ago
Damn...
I am so sad now...
My entire childhood was a LIE!!!!!!!
DarkJuggalette90 2 years ago 91
@DarkJuggalette90 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! roflmao
kell1425 1 year ago
this is a stupid song because a lot of the disney stories are old stories that someone else made up. Disney just made them in to an animated film. Fail.
desorden150 2 years ago
I peed myself.
S13AR10AFan 2 years ago
LOL this was really funny
adj789 2 years ago
Wow... I am NEVER gonna look at Disney movies the same again. Thanks for ruining my childhood :(
PakarRhoy 2 years ago
Fuck your childhood.
Coonshake 2 years ago
haha that was rpetty good(:
ellen888826 2 years ago
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u guys r gay as fuck.... wow that bitch sound so annoying..and that guy is such a homo.
I hate u guys with a passion!!!!!!!!
Ourtube17 2 years ago
I agree, this was just uncalled for <__<
SaraXSohma 2 years ago
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true dat true dat
101bluemoon 2 years ago
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wastedaga1n 2 years ago
HAH! The powder that makes you fly! LOL! This is great! *favs*
IceGoddessRukia 2 years ago 4
...FUNNY!! :0)
nursejojo757 2 years ago
lol
ashlynjones52 2 years ago
LOL at the Peter Pan part.
coralinefj 2 years ago 2
LOL!! :D
DobbyJunior 2 years ago 2
0:12 Pause it and look at what the girl is doing, and Aladin's face. He is enjoying it?!
revlain 2 years ago
omg ! i never know these part it's ovies
jpabelis 2 years ago
lol geez this is funny
idkguy517 2 years ago
LOL
xxmilucaxx 2 years ago
lololololol
littledarlingsarah 2 years ago
My favorite ones were:
1) "Wrist sized waists and perky disproportionate breasts!"
2) Eating mushrooms and a white powder that will make u fly :)
3) Hang out with old men who aren't your dad... sure do it!
KnightMD 2 years ago 4
no, interspecies mating is the best!
2Luke 2 years ago
This is AWESOME :) And the look on the guy's face is hilarious.
I bet they can make a second ode if they look even deeper into the movies :)
KnightMD 2 years ago
i think they're capable of making 15 more odes :D
johnsungh 2 years ago
haha mushrooms and flying powder lmao. fuckin creative! can do better on the singing tho, sounded kinda scary...
lastnamefang 2 years ago
our generasion has been brainwashed!!!
gnurf 2 years ago
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pegahoul 2 years ago
She looks like Hilary Swank
switheka 2 years ago 4
I think it's cocaine.
meepsquad101 2 years ago
0:52
hahahahah
weirdjimmy711 2 years ago
we want more !!!
WE WANT MORE !!!
best rotten tomatoes clip ever :)
dryduck 2 years ago
AWESOME
briangriffen 2 years ago
LOL!
MyOwnLight 2 years ago
Magic Powder xD I luv you guys! :D
Demoman42 2 years ago
hahaaaaa this was great
ValerieLovesLife 2 years ago
What was really in that bag???? O_o
CorianderCivar 2 years ago
It's comforting to know there are people who are as bad singers as I.
Otherwise great piece...
OolTube02 2 years ago 2
Fricking hilarious!!
fooboo24lala 2 years ago
love it
amieamie12 2 years ago
so freakin' true, 2 much drugs with disney
CUMALIOUS 2 years ago 2
u took disney and exploited it thats sooooo awsome XD
blazingyeeha 2 years ago
That guy is fucking awesome i cant look at his face without laughing :D
dino88cro 2 years ago 2
it just came to me.. peter pan spanked tinkerbell.. O_o
SusSell 2 years ago 3
@SusSell: Haha, I didn't notice that before.
ReelHumor 2 years ago
Peter Pan spanked Tinkerbell's ass, to force her to give up her magic powder, so he could give it to children and make them fly away with him forever.
PaulRayIsMe 2 years ago 3
LMAO XDD OHmaigawsh, you just made my day
SusSell 2 years ago
Just returning the favor, your comment made me LOL! ^.^
PaulRayIsMe 2 years ago
my name is brett!! haha
x14Epiphany14x 2 years ago
I didn't think it looked like Ellen was trying hard to be funny, I think they are both great.
zOMGLaserGunzPewPew 2 years ago
it so true
TheDGDX 2 years ago
ahahahahahahaahahhahahah...
chibicherry3 2 years ago
oh god, this is soo good and true
sechelf 2 years ago
Inter-species mating is the beast ! hahah
-Bruce
DCfan4life 2 years ago 2
how dare u insult disney disney haters
residentevil808 2 years ago
I can't stand Ellen...she tries WAY too hard to be funny.
Fail.
bettro13 2 years ago
You have opened my eyes, to the obvious! @.@
burpo17 2 years ago
This is some kinda of funny
VindicatedNinja 2 years ago 2
no robin hood or great mouse detective?
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago
She looks alot like Chelsea Handler.
brt5470 2 years ago 2
It's funny, because it's true.
komaokc 2 years ago 23