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  • I love this!!!

  • You know, I'm pretty sure this is more of a joke and not actually what they think people learn from disney -.- stop taking it so seriously, it's just a fun song

  • hahaha. its allwasy funny to make jokes. but seriusly, its not that,its our dirty minds witch find these connections.

  • Hunchback of Notre Dame taught me that if your ugly you can never get the girl. While Winnie the Pooh shows overeating is ok just as long as you don't hurl. Tarzan proved that chicks dig dudes who cover nothing but their crotch. Lion King shows seeing bad family members die, is really entertaining to watch! Oliver and Company makes gangs seem cool giving them a positive look, and when you hold someones pet for ransom saying sorry gets you off the hook! :D

  • ROFL!

  • oh shoot 0_0 there went my child hood

  • current taught me how to unsubscribe

  • interspieces mating is the best....isn't that in dictrict 9?

  • HAHAHAHA! XD

  • Aladdin taught me to wear very comfortable pants!

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  • Guys, good lawdy, they're JOKING! Jokes, you know what those are, right? A lot of you are taking this video too seriously.

  • Saw this neat trick in another video. Copy-and paste it.

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  • Where's the old guy clip from?

  • @bookrazy The Sword in the Stone; the old dude is Merlin

  • Man, these two are awful. Well, at least we don't have to see them on RT anymore. They got cancelled, ha ha ha.

  • I'm sure that no kids watched all these disney movies without hearing the words magic and/or fairytale in it. Tell me a movie that didn't have good looking girls as main characters... not many.

    Beauty and the beast was around waaaay before the disney movie.

    101 dalmations: I can't remember, but weren't most of them in line to be killed for cruella's clothes?

    wait til she's passed out and sword in the stone, and magic dust: lol

    good enough, The movies aren't bad it's people who misinterpret them

  • Say what you want about disney but 1 you guys are douchebags and 2 disney is rolling in the cash and you guys are are probably 6 months late on your rent in your 1 studio apartment and disney is one of the 3 companies you can always buy stock and make money I wouldn't give you guys a dime because that would only double your shows buget

  • Troll-logic. 

  • ... you know you're right!

  • now that i think about it.....

  • I still love these movies but I did get the idea that if you try hard enough you can turn an abusive beast of a man into a prince which didn't work out well at all. I was a young teen and always had it in my mind that that was how it worked. Sorry not trying to be all serious just saying some things that were bad on Disney's part. Also!! Did you notice how the only way Jasmine gets out of trouble is by turning into a whore to distract men. I watched the movie recently and was surprised

  • I always thought there were strong undertones of date rape...

  • LOL-- this song was good-- but I really don't think kids are learning things like that from the disney movies-- if someone else has to write a song to point it out to us what are the chances a child would pick up something that obscure, or be able to make the comparison to real life-- they watch a movie just to get lost in it

  • my goodness could they get anymore P.C

  • This reminds me of that facebook group whats it called... "Disney gave me impossible ideas on men"... or something

  • Hang out with old guys'who're not your dad. Hahahahaha

  • Disney's frozen heads is spining saying WHERE DID I GO WRONG!

  • I do agree that the movies encouraged objectifying women. Teaching little girls they had to be beautiful for boys to love them, that's what bothers me.

  • the people in this movie belong in the circus. disney movie lovers, don't be afraid of these jerks. stand up to them.

  • thanks. i did learn something from the disney movies but it wasn't the stupid things you mentioned.

  • What I learned from Disney is, when you try to sing like the "Little Mermaid," people tell you to shut up (oh wait, that was my mom). You can follow your dreams (until you come to a certian age called "adulthood"), and you can steal other people's ideas, and you can't be sued for it, as long as your filthy rich ("The Lion King" vs "Kimba The White Lion).

  • I would have expected the Nostalgia Critic to do something like this

  • Disney's stories are what they are. Back in Walt's time, like with most of the aforementioned movies, the works were simply brillaint-heartfelt, touching, meaningful, lighthearted, and family-friendly. No doubt that in some of the current Disney movies, and maybe a handful even in these older ones, that there are lewd jokes flying way over the kiddies heads that make the adults in the room either laugh or gag. But that's just it-the kids don't get it! No harm done, minus all the musicals.

  • What I'm trying to say is, it's not really Disney's fault, or perhaps it is for using the stories in the first place...

  • Most of the movies they cited are based on stories they made "kid friendly." If one were to read the originals, you'll find what you learn from them are probably worse than what you learned from the Disney movie... bestiality.... suicide...etc...

  • You know, sadly enough, they do have a point. Wow. Disney, what have you fed me my whole entire life? ;-;

  • Any fancy rat people here besides me thinking the part about playing with rats isn't a bad thing? My rats jump into laps or sit on feet to get snuggles, learn tricks quicker then dogs, and are smarter then cats... just sayin'.

  • the first half of this song is great i love it

  • From Disney, I learned....

    (Jiminy Cricket): When you wish upon a star

    Makes no difference who you are

    Anything your heart desires

    Will come to you....

    Thanks for a Wonderful Childhood Walt Disney! :) R.I.P.!

  • God I hate Disney

  • timon and pumba learnd me in childhood that eating bugs is a good thing... Lucky thoug i didnt eat any... But the cocroaches looked delicious!

  • in 0:50 they ment coke lol

  • Wow, looking back now, I have one fucked up childhood, considering I grew up on disney...

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  • @Rooosiexoxo Oh poor you. Did they hurt you little feelings? LOL Grow up you little pussy.

  • @Rooosiexoxo not the best language when defending childrens' movies

  • inter-species mating IS the best! lol

  • Jasmine is easily the hottest disney princess ;)

  • No kidding. They really are bad singers!

  • This song sucks

  • That guys is such an asshole. I think he's a second banana to the women host

  • I want to tickle Tinkerbell

  • And if you want true loves first kiss, just wait till she passes out! Hang out with old guys who are not your dad, sure do it! and if your nose doesn't turn into a tree it's not a lie! Ain't that the truth. And eating mushrooms will send you into an enchanted wonderland! Oh yeah! And there's a magical powder out there, that can make you fly!

  • Lovely Cinderella taught me to play with Rats, Aladdin taught me to marry rich and to wear very comfortable pants, and Snow White taught me that animals should help me with food service, and Dumbo says if you're different there's a place for you, it's called the circus! Ladies you'll need a wrist sized waist and perky disproportionate breats. Go on bang a fish or a beast of a man, inter-species mating is the best. And have as many babies as you want their someone else's problem no doubt!

  • @Erthradar this video is retarded

  • i like

  • amazing what naughty things you can find in a disney movie

  • hahahaha!! SO TRUE!

  • cinderella taught me about rotoscope, winnnie the poo taught me about water color, sleeping beauty taught me about medieval aesthetics and the importance of character animation being coordinated with backgrounds, Pinnochio taught me about the importance of building models to accurately study/draw movement, and alice in wonderland just belongs in the Met. Disney after disney, well, little mermaid is about the music, lion king was better on broadway, and Toy Story 3D looks awesome!

  • Ok this is all right!!! disney=death of regular stuff!!!

  • That was funny! I'm not sure how this video is related to mine about shooting, but I'm glad I watched it.

    p.s. Jasmine is a babe sugar mama

  • LOL! So true.

  • I quite enjoy following old people who rn't my dad thank u very much!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (I'm just kidding, I'm not really a person who stalks old people)

  • hahahaha if your differnt theres a place for you,its called the circus!

  • I love this show. This might be the funniest thing I've seen them do.

  • XDD lol

  • wow. well i believe the cartoonists of disney used subliminal measeging. but you broke the line of what you can accuse them of. just "bleep" funny.

  • ooh...wow lol

  • Damn...

    I am so sad now...

    My entire childhood was a LIE!!!!!!!

  • @DarkJuggalette90 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! roflmao

  • this is a stupid song because a lot of the disney stories are old stories that someone else made up. Disney just made them in to an animated film. Fail.

  • I peed myself.

  • LOL this was really funny

  • Wow... I am NEVER gonna look at Disney movies the same again. Thanks for ruining my childhood :(

  • Fuck your childhood.

  • haha that was rpetty good(:

  • I agree, this was just uncalled for <__<

  • HAH! The powder that makes you fly! LOL! This is great! *favs*

  • ...FUNNY!! :0)

  • lol

  • LOL at the Peter Pan part.

  • LOL!! :D

  • 0:12 Pause it and look at what the girl is doing, and Aladin's face. He is enjoying it?!

  • omg ! i never know these part it's ovies

  • lol geez this is funny

  • LOL

  • lololololol

  • My favorite ones were:

    1) "Wrist sized waists and perky disproportionate breasts!"

    2) Eating mushrooms and a white powder that will make u fly :)

    3) Hang out with old men who aren't your dad... sure do it!

  • no, interspecies mating is the best!

  • This is AWESOME :) And the look on the guy's face is hilarious.

    I bet they can make a second ode if they look even deeper into the movies :)

  • i think they're capable of making 15 more odes :D

  • haha mushrooms and flying powder lmao. fuckin creative! can do better on the singing tho, sounded kinda scary...

  • our generasion  has been brainwashed!!!

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  • She looks like Hilary Swank

  • I think it's cocaine.

  • 0:52

    hahahahah

  • we want more !!!

    WE WANT MORE !!!

    best rotten tomatoes clip ever :)

  • AWESOME

  • LOL!

  • Magic Powder xD I luv you guys! :D

  • hahaaaaa this was great

  • What was really in that bag???? O_o

  • It's comforting to know there are people who are as bad singers as I.

    Otherwise great piece...

  • Fricking hilarious!!

  • love it

  • so freakin' true, 2 much drugs with disney

  • u took disney and exploited it thats sooooo awsome XD

  • That guy is fucking awesome i cant look at his face without laughing :D

  • it just came to me.. peter pan spanked tinkerbell.. O_o

  • @SusSell: Haha, I didn't notice that before.

  • Peter Pan spanked Tinkerbell's ass, to force her to give up her magic powder, so he could give it to children and make them fly away with him forever.

  • LMAO XDD OHmaigawsh, you just made my day

  • Just returning the favor, your comment made me LOL! ^.^

  • my name is brett!! haha

  • I didn't think it looked like Ellen was trying hard to be funny, I think they are both great.

  • it so true

  • ahahahahahahaahahhahahah...

  • oh god, this is soo good and true

  • Inter-species mating is the beast ! hahah

    -Bruce

  • how dare u insult disney disney haters

  • I can't stand Ellen...she tries WAY too hard to be funny.

    Fail.

  • You have opened my eyes, to the obvious! @.@

  • This is some kinda of funny

  • no robin hood or great mouse detective?

  • She looks alot like Chelsea Handler.

  • It's funny, because it's true.

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