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  • XD i really dont wanna laugh but i did

  • LOL just LOL

  • So the moral of this video is.....Squirtle is a senior citizen? Lol

  • I am sitting in front of my computer and i can't get up!

  • look at that squirtle waller

  • lol

    

  • 33 squirtles didn't get to the phone in time cursed trip wire

  • hurry squirtle needs life alert call 911 and fast! LOL

  • Best short YTP(idk if this counts or not though) ever.

  • bahahahaha thats funny... hate the ad.. LOVE POKEMON... well the first three Generations x)

  • HE NEEDS LIFE ALERT!!! HURRY!! CALL 911!!!!

  • :D

  • LOL

  • Pan con queso !!!

  • oooooooohhhhhhh I'm the 1000th like

  • he needs to get the life alert that if u cant push the button, it will still call for help if he got paralized

  • i saw this on flipnotes :D

  • quick squrtle use life alert attack

  • all SQUIRTLEizens should have life alert

  • lol

  • LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL

    THEN LOOK AT IT AGAIN

    SQUIRTLE ***?

  • hey, Squirtle looks just like my Grandma!

  • weeeelllll if u cant get up get a damn phone and call 411 dumn asses

  • so funny

  • I was drinking soda exactly a year ago while watching this,and I got grounded because when the line "All senior squirtles should have life alert."

    I spit out all my soda laughing.It was Fucking worth it.

  • @XDTails Well, that's a fucking stupid reason to be grounded.

  • what about turtwig

  • ROFL

  • ash get squirtle a life alert already :P

  • "All SQUIRTLE should have life alert." XD

  • Maybe this is why senior citizens slip in the shower.

  • What a jerk, making a senior squirtlezen fight for him.

    ASH IS MEAN

  • LIFE ALERT!! XD

  • (--;)

  • xD

    

  • lol

  • I feel kinda bad laughing at this....

  • HA!

  • Squirtlezen failed ;n;

  • All SQUIRTLE-zens should have life alert.

  • LOL

  • XD loved it

  • lol "All squirtle should have life alert." LOL lol lol

  • ive fallen and i cant shut up

    wait how did this video even get 1 dislike its hilarious

  • press 5

  • All senior citizens should have.. SQUIRTLE!

  • 25 people cant get up

  • press 8 for poop

    press 2 for no good reason

    and press 5 for a old lazy psyduck or slaking (or maybe even wailord)

    and press 4 cause i told you too

  • 25 people cant get up

  • This is brilliant.

  • squirtle on his back! in the rain! not good!

  • All SQUIRTLEzens should have Life Alert.

  • The 23 people that clicked the dislike button are the ones with no sense of humor

  • ive fallen and i cant get up poor squirtle WHAT THE CRAP SCREW YOU OLD LADY!

  • He lives alone....Forever a Squirtle...

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SQUIRTLE HE'S ELDERLY WHY DID ASH CHOOSE HIM WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

  • This was hilarious :D

  • He got Falcon Punched.

  • why did i think achmed the dead terrist(jeff dunham) was going to be on here (help i'm twisted and i can't get up) love that line

  • lololololol

  • I think I'm on that weird part of Youtube again...

  • Shoulda called life alert!

  • thumbs up if the sequel to this video should be called squirtle being raped in squirtle land!

  • me and my friend TROLOLOLOLOLOLED

  • XD

  • HAHA!

  • i dont get this

  • All Squirtles should have Life Alert

  • the assholes have to get there when he loses

  • SQUIRTLE HAS FALLEN! I OSHAWOTT IS NOW THE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!!! i mean ASHES POKEMON

  • Should have used the quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 movie:

    "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

  • All SQWARTULS SHUDD HAEV LAEF ALURT

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  • 15 people didnt get life alert :D

  • @xsaxon51x u mean 28/

  • @riolu2lucario2321 well i typed that comment a month ago when there were 15 dislikes or you can say 15 people that didnt get life alert

  • @xsaxon51x make that 33 ;)

  • -gigglesnort-

    He's like a potato bug.

  • this is offenisve to turtles, old people and old turtles...... i like it :D

  • All Squirtlezens should have life alert.

  • It would be better, if it was called. " squitle struggles while I play unfitting music."

  • Oh no

    imma fallen and i cant get up

    Get the fuck down from there

  • LOL. That is really funny!

  • LOL that was halarious. i survived till the old woman part

  • 2 and 5: GET UP!

  • keep pressing 7 it sounds like she has squirtles voice

  • there was a hidden scene betweenthe squirtle has fallen and the ive fallen and i cant get up scenes

  • all squirtles should have life alert lol

  • press 0 and wait until the guy finishes saying that squirtle fell and then press 5

    :3

  • I´M FALLEN,AND I CAN´T GET UN LOL

  • press 4 then 3 then and she says and im ballin

  • YOUTUBE!?! Y U CHANGE AGAIN??? D:

  • life alert: so, what do you need? squirtle: squirtlllle! translation: help meee!

  • Oh look, it's Bender.

  • Press 8 and the old woman says monsuer like a french person. lol

  • Help! I'm a turtle. I can't get up!

  • love it

  • press 7 a bunch of times for squirtle! squirtile! squirtle! squirtile!

  • this is funny!

  • hehahehaheh

  • help i'm a squirtle and i can't get up

    

  • Chuck Norris doesn't have Squirtles, becuase when they fall, he makes them get up...

    ...the hard way...

  • that reminds me of a christmas story now i got that dang movie on my mind dang :/

  • now i know how to beat a blastoise without a pokemon

  • all senior squirtles should have LIFE ALRET XDXDXD

  • LOLOL

    

  • All...senior...citizens...shou­ld...have...Life...Alert.

  • XD I LOLed hard!!

  • So..... that old women is a secret Squirtle?

  • all squirtles should have life alert

  • AHH I CANT BREATHE!!

  • LOL

  • Just like Bender from Futurama.

  • I was expecting a Ninja Turtles 3 reference. Dammit.

  • SQUIRTLE HAS FALLEN!

    NOPE CHUCK TESTA

  • I'M HAVING CHEST PAIIIIINS

  • this is the most random crap ever and i love it...

  • XD

  • lmfao!!!! I think I just pissed my pants!!! hahahaah

  • My life is complete<3

  • Okay, I seriously can't stop laughing now...

  • Onstar, where can I take you? SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?! and what city? SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?! What state? SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?! Okay. We will connect you with our emergency services. (in relief) Squirtle... We will send a firetruck right away! SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?! Let me connect you with our Pokemon line (in relief) Squirtle... Pika, Pika, Chu, Pika? SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?! Pik---- Your free Onstar 3 month trial has expired. SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE?!?!?!
  • @32pikafan Lol onstar? Instead of onstar he should use Omastar!

  • @Pedakin That's a GREAT idea!

    

  • poor lady 3:

  • That poor Squirtle!

  • Now if only some said that to Robotnik...

  • "aah help me i am turtle and can't get up" - teenage mutant ninja turtles movie 3 (ugh...)

  • what?

  • Problem Squirtle?

  • Life Alert: We're here to aid your Squirtle, miss!

    Me: Oh, SURE. get here after I lose the battle. Asshats. >:(

  • Squirtle used LIFE ALERT!

    ......

    But it failed.

  • this just made my day lmao

  • ALL SQUIRTLE'S SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT :D

  • Oh no! I'm-a fallen! And I can't get up!

  • that poor old lady

  • squirtle,press 3 to kill life alert!

  • Can't.. stop watching.. to.. addicting.. must.. watch this

  • LOL, ROFL, XD! THIS IS TWELVE SECONDS OF MY LIFE I DON'T WANT TO TAKE BACK!

  • Squirtle used Life Alert !

    But nothing happened . . .

  • ROFLLLL

  • I love you for this video. :P

  • that was so amazing, i got tears in my eyes

  • Im laughing so hard! XD

  • I think I just peed my pants.

  • OMFG lol

  • Press 2 and

    GET UP!

  • Oh no! The horror! Make it stop! Poor squirtle! ...Oh, the vid's over.... *Hits replay*

  • aIert

  • HAX

  • all squirtles should have LIFE ALERT

  • Squirtle, life alert now!

  • Am I the only one to find the old woman saying "squirtles" to be deeply disturbing?

  • All SQUIRTELS should have life aleart.

  • I am a Squirtle that has fallen and can't get up and I find this offensive.

  • Squirtle used life alert! its super effective!

  • LOL THE IRONY

  • What's sad is the fact that LA actually COPYRIGHTED THAT.

    The heck. They didn't make it.

  • I fucking love this

  • that was good

  • When I saw the the title i thought life alert. I laughed so hard when I saw the video

  • haha! rofl

  • so...fucking...epic

  • Random granny in bed at the end o_o

  • hhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahaahahhaah

  • lol

  • A simple edit I am proud to say I watched! :D

  • lol

  • "All squirtle-zens should have life alert"

  • help i have fallen laughing at this video and i can't get up, and i don't have my life alert.

  • Life alert was there for me!

  • All Pokemon should have life alert.

  • SQUIRTLE Y U NO ROLL OVER ლ(*益*ლ)

  • @Yoshoogieboogie he cant turtles cant roll over -_-

  • @gl0be107

    obviously uv never met shelly from futurama :P

    and ps. yes they can :P

  • You just made my day.