If You're Going Hate Put Some Effort Into It Already!

[PurpleCurllGurl]

Dit is dom, mense nog steeds blameer blanke Suid-Afrika vir apartheid, omgekeerde rassisme is reg dis hoekom ek en my gesin moes verlaat

[WednezdayAddamz]

Hey, you should check out > GG ALLIN "hated" < on youtube, I think you would like it.

yeah, it kinda goes with everything you're saying here, makes sense. check it out :)

[redfoxluver01]

omg! listen to his laugh at 3:54 LOL!!!

[danixcalifornia15]

LOL this guy is hilarious.

[NikkiAlex76]

I think he's hot, from his head down to the bottom of the screen! And I'm enjoying learning the clicks. They come in handy when you're singing along with the Children of Agape Choir CD...

[SisterSaladMomato]

"I could initial it!" Hahaha!

[CodenameLegacy]

I know exactly what you mean, sometimes I get into moments when I'm not even in the discussion but I end up being dragged into it, so I have to reeply with something, & I swear it makes me feel like either my whole life is a joke sketch comedy where nobody takes me seriously, or where I'm just being an awfukky rude dickhead. & it can't be either one, it has to be both just goin out there, it's like being an angry comedian, people laugh at you, but won't understand you.

[culwin]

ur a fag

I hope you like that one, I put about an hour of thought into it!

[danixcalifornia15]

Lmao if it took you an hour to come up with that "insult" then that's pretty pathetic.

[culwin]

Apparently it took you 10 months to come up with a response. Good job.

[danixcalifornia15]

Actually, it only took about 3 seconds. Considering your comment is viewable on the first page, it's hard to miss it despite that it's 10 months old.

[Shoe3003]

Him sound like a real batty-boy when he speak..

[VoteJamieJessVideos]

This is just too fabulous! I'd just love to sit down and have dinner with this guy.

[silver2screen]

i wanna talk like you :)

[KAITLINWITHANi94]

love your accent,

hate your hair,

am partial for your video,

i guess you gotta compromise somewhere to be born with such a badass accent :D

[lordgriphon]

hell yes i love you just because you like good insults

[fd9w4dncm]

I hear you, "mon"!

[TheWanaBs]

HA(love)TE

[djkiop]

Is this the guy from "The Matrix"

[SSSmoneykaillera]

Holy crab, its Will Iam, from the black eyed peas. I didn't know the economy was this bad.

[N0rfair]

stop smoking

[xxmb65]

luv the accent

[aromeo17]

Ok, lol here it goes!!

Kyk hier jou fokken kroes hare darky!! :D Hows about i reinact the pencil test on ur ass then forcably remove you from ur house which ur corrupt fraudulant MP father bought with tax payers money while u eat more beetroot and onions to cure you of ur AIDS? :)

lol how was that?

just joking though i luv all the rainbow people! <3 United through diversity! Amandla! AWETHU! :D

[sexysharkboy411]

you went overbourd

[rockboot90]

I would trade you my wife for your accent

[geekorthodox9]

Imagination is the solution to cognitive dissonance.  the thing is a lot of people don't realize that 2 + 2 does not equal 5.

[goldmember123]

So when is Sevendust coming back to Maine?

(look them up if you don't already get it)

[mditty06]

I am not sure I fully understand this video, other than it's focus on bad hating haters. I have to admit though I love hearing other country dialects using the English language (as well as speaking in their own language.) It fascinates me because the way words annunciate with other dialects is enthralling to me.

[iveizruplja]

You look like drugged crazy neonazi squirel

[pity4thepious]

Either you are being sarcastic, or you missed this man's point.

A neo-nazi? Get your damn eyes checked

[0631511]

chek this one: you have fries on your head

[goldmember123]

lmao

[BeasteqS]

I think you're right but it's much easier to insult somebody in a simple way than say something smart and good about him. That's why negative comments are so simple and short.

[PurgerJedeBlitvu]

Africa Unite!

[ThenewRoto]

Wonder if this watermelon mechanic is upset because my great grandparents owned his great grandparents. Wait I think its the monkey who stole my VCR.

[mikep0li]

LMAO

nicely said.

[DragonBallPivot]

LOL

okay... you want a witty smart comment?

here: [Insert witty insult here]

howzat?

or u want better? BTW im not a hater

[amazing00000000001]

You, sir, are correct! But still, if there were not any persons who made those types of comments, then what would I laugh at? :(

[eazyone23]

Your Voice'sssss after every word ending with "S" Issss Insssane very Dog in the neighborhood started HOOOWLING ..... AWooooooooooooo'ssssssssssssss­ssssss

[LKJPDUR]

Pretty Good,.You Kno.. but The acting was not all that well done.

[alucardcastillo03]

Tis shit is wack! hahahaha i know the sun burns but come on, go outside and play

[toecutterr6]

Your S's sound like air escaping from a tire =)

[demolisher123]

fucking nigger

[StudMuffinsRock]

lol yeah dude nice i totoaly agree

[vinesboyseventysix]

You have pubic hair, for hair

[OopsyDaisy85]

cut off ur rastahair and choke on it foking wiggah

[hassmann2000]

"STUPID NIGGER." "great video man!" - Wait a minute I think I said the loud part quite and the quite part loud. DO'H!

(this was a joke for your reading pleasure).

[tinkerpook]

If you're going to write a joke insulting someone, the least you could do is learn how to spell....if not, then remain "quiet".

[hassmann2000]

it was obviously a 3am typo you nob.

[earnestf]

..."I have been drinking" You have a comic's timing, sir. Very good.

[AVTPro]

LMFAO.

If your going to hate me, you gotta do better than that. Please Try again.

[superfresh4life]

lmao

[meefesbleeck]

stop talking!!!... and pass the weed man...

[All4UBabyLove]

I have some good ones, but i don't like to acctually use them on comments cuz then ur fans would diss me ;)... message me up and i might tell u one

[AdamHockey73]

your teeth are so white your jamacian

[koolshady01]

Dude that guy is NOT jamaican, he is African.

Pertaining to the video its making slowing retard every minute i watch it. I think u got the idea.

[AdamHockey73]

i though all spikey haired black people were from jamaica?

[koolshady01]

No his accent is different from Jamaicans, its an South African accent or another one.

[ClubRosaMistica]

I think the bottom line is never argue with a fool cause from a distance no one knows the difference.

[SycoMunkee13]

"I don't know if I can autograph it. But I can initial it." I spit up my coffee laughing so hard. Cool vid.

[mechoid9]

I honestly wish that I had a witty insult to throw at you, but I don't. Good video. By the way, you make a lovely woman. :)

[LSLencrypted]

You sir are hereby awarded one free internets.

[Tyler0321]

godd thinking on this. i agree

[tostrong4you]

I agree ^-^

Love the hair

lol " iv had a perfectly wonderfull evening...but this was no it" Hahahahaha

[bobbymcnasty]

ok i love the hair..it reminds me of what id make with my playdo factory when id sqeez the clay in the presser

[29prime]

this week ts the floor next week its the fries hahah!!!! and you seen barber shop, you sound the same as the one dude

[3choBlast3r]

verry cool accent :D

Peace brother,,, I PUTT SOME LUUUVVEE in my comment hahahahah

[AinSophAur000]

dude where are you from ? you dont sound Nigerian thouyou sound very Ghanain to me .. Let me know where ya from dude .. Would be cool to be friends with ya ..

[Deovindice2001]

mmmhmm

[Hydz2315]

i love the way you talk dude :D

[watawatan0w]

hatered without imagination = truth. if you put imagination in it then it's made up and fake. so!

And on all your vids you act like a happy chappy fellow, just the kindest thing on earth, way to go, the rest of the world falls for shit like that!

[LickLikeStrawberry]

not really. i mean ive had people say "fuck u u ugly fat fuck u couldnt get a date if u tried!!"

well, im not ugly, im not fat, and i have a girlfriend. they should make a better observation about me, and therefore put some intelligence in it. "u stutter like a retard" or something, because i do stutter sometimes, and its an actual observation, not some generic comment. besides, not every observation and opinion is true, no matter how well observed, there always more to the story.

[Pingalicious8]

Actually...hatred without imagination just means you have no respect for ANYONE or ANYTHING. This nice person above me, gave a good example. If you're going to say something insulting...give a reason. Instead of just saying: "Oh, you sux0rz" What the heck is up with that, anyway? It leads to boring conversations that are laced with profanity that isn't necessary. People, when they have no reason to insult, they just curse. No thought = just plain hate for no reason.

[dundeemick1]

the classic chip on your shoulder comes to mind

[ZedBally]

lmao

[antigeekess]

Love the Capote quote upon seeing the guy's schlong (or schlort, as the case may be)....

"...initial it." LOL.

[AddyG22]

lol.. you're funny man.

[tub01044]

oh i dont know if i can autograph it but i could intial it-lmao

[nvlopemore]

The quote from Winston Churchhill was classic!

[nothingbutdabest22]

I'm not trying to sarcastic or anything but I didn't know they used the word "haters" and "hating" too in Africa.

[TomGreble]

Here's one I had a while back:

Someone says "My body's a work of art" and I reply "Yeah, the name Jackson Pollock comes to mind."

Hardly anyone got it though =(

[GeneralGrym]

great examples, and very well reenacted

[Duckyjackie]

LOL that's great! I love your comeback! I was laughing so hard my mom came in and gave me an odd look 0.o

[ZeWize1]

Interesting. So, Khayav, What other things do you hate? I'll be sure to write THOSE down.

[bigmo11]

aahhh yes Winston Churchill he had alot of funny stuff to say when he was drunk

[Olphus]

...but then again, I've been drinking. Too funny!!

[HousePetMarla]

wait a minute. you have friends?

lova it khaya! ignore the mindless haters.

[lh200016]

Doesn't matter if they love or hate you. You're on their mind. Keep on doing what you do man. Love the videos. Peace and God bless.

[happyharry81]

I HATE hate you and your stupid dreadlocks, I hate your freakin vanity I...I hate you...I...

...I...ah, I can't do it man. Sorry! I love ya, my brotha.

Enjoying your videos. :)

[dahv3]

how can i hate you? you're just not worth the glucose my visual cortex used to comprehend the video i just saw

[golddo]

your just encouraging hate on youtube.... :P

[queentjc]

i luv your insults and laugh

[fifadigi]

there is now need to put suck class in a comment you you vids, have no true meaning, what are they really about, they just FUCKING suck

[donnuh]

thats funny haha u got bigger boobs then ME lmao damn them big boobies lo

[oleedee]

F that.

[candipill]

You're really funny. Writing down your witty come-backs are actually a good idea....and comedians do it all the time. Funny man, I like you!

[neychev]

a hate it when videos are broken

[CUTWEST]

lol at 01:55.

[angiebear18]

Hi! I'm a brand-new subscriber of yours. Oooh! You're such a cutie and SO funny! I just wanna' HUG you! :)

[Jokaanan]

oh, man, you like trenchant, witty, caustic, vivid insults?

You gotta get into

a) Shakespeare

b) Oscar Wilde

c) Jonathan Swift

fun as heck!

[Kashaslove]

You are a joy!!!

[trishylala]

you're too funny. i love your laugh. its brilliant.

[ShutyomouthSneezy]

Its these dumb crackers, sending stupid haters

[MBRHIndustries]

that was funny khaya, well said.

[strawberrydamitajo]

also Mr Preggers' "Renetto The Internet Parrot" :D

[strawberrydamitajo]

Mr. Pregnant: "Renetto Is A Jackass" :)

[HirakataShi]

hilarious

[ndcybwc]

khayav- I really enjoyed that! yes I will put more effort into getting my hate across-lol cheers m8

[iliveinvicecity]

very nicely put

[djJani5]

When Gandhi visited England, a British reporter asked him, "So what do you think of western civilization?" Gandhi replied, "I think it's a good idea." hahahaa KILLED IT!!

[Lexaaa21]

Dahahahaha Khayav ur awesome!

[Musicmonk84]

now THAT'S funny! I'm gonna use yours.... copyright. khayav.

[hinatarox11]

That made no sense what so ever. Good day sir.

[dramaddy]

omg your teeth are so white.growl. xD

Sharp hater comments are kewl. Wish I had some. hah.

LOL *sqeezes your breast*

ahah! that's charming (ending).

[HighestFiend]

Hey, due to a horrific bowling accident I am now forced to lip read. I really enjoy your videos. I've been thinking of an idea and I want to share it with you. Since you are so dark, and you're teeth are so white . . . make a video with the lights off, and I'll try to read your lips. Thanks, HighestFiend.

[DrLemur]

Ahh Khaya.. The only way he can hear any good about himself is to talk to himself to a camera. :)

[MyRealityBytes]

YOU have haters??? WHO could hate YOU??? Actaully, all haters are stupid. Remember the saying, "If you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all."

[LoveOtter]

Definitely! I say the same thing to haters. If they leave something creative, it's great. If they leave something stupid, I generally just delete it.

[DiesxIrae]

LMAO! ...Ohh man, the Churchill one, and the one with the evening dinner guy ("...I've had a wonderful evening, but..."), and your quote... my word, those made me laugh quite loud. You remind me of a friend who's also quite quick on his feet, lol.

[Shana80]

lol I should send u the come-backs me and p0larized exchanged from commenting on ONE video. (I don't know if p0larized is a he or she, so i'll just say he) He's witty and funny, but didn't know when to stop. lol I'm sure if he reads THIS comment, he'd comment on it with some snide remark. lol

[spokenlife]

Hey Khayav:  I tried to send a video response. I think you either got two or none. (I'm such a goofball.) If you don't have it, please let me know.

[spokenlife]

I PROMISE you I'm going to watch this whole video. But I just can't go one moment longer without telling you that you have THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TEETH!!! (Seriously!)

[sweetestmocha]

seriously! i know right!?! i find my eyes transfixed on just the teeth and i have to rewind to focus on what the video is actually about!

[spokenlife]

Hey Khayav, One of the funniest videos I have EVER seen is Xelanderthomas' Embracing Criticism video (very old). Please check it out. It puts me in tears!

[yassau]

I´m trying to insult you, but I can´t think of any good lines... ...except... You are really funny! But be aware of my drinking problems! Hmmmm... That´s not good...

[SiCkNeSz]

dude, soo true luv ur vids

[curt344]

The Truman Capote comeback is my fave, I think.

[fuzman06]

Lol, everyone search: Weird Jehovah's witness

(because it's funny)

[RebukeTheWorld]

The reason why men cant mulitask is because they think about sex every 5 seconds. Since your great at talking, whats your excuse. (smiles) ~Raven

[mtamorphis]

Great Vid Khayav! I really liked the comeback by Winston Churchill..classic! ;)

[Luvbeags]

I had a hater who wanted to know if I was as ugly as my pets (since I have my pets on my page) But I'm really a beautiful person. Does that mean my pets are ugly? Haters are stupid and lack originality, and, as to the comments they made on my board, totally unfounded.

My favorite was groucho, reminds me of Pink Panther.

"Does your dog bite"

"no my dog doesn't bite" Pet pet BITE Arf.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?!?"

"THAT is not my dog."

[not2tees]

Your haters should use more wit. But Khayav, you are asking the impossible, for only stupid and unimaginative people could hate you. You INEVITABLY cheer me up with your videos. Max thanx!

[khayav]

Wow :-) Thank you.

[1usadefender]

And taunting the haters with this video kind of eliminates the petty haters and let's you get right to those quality hater comments you long for. LOL. You'll find you have time for more rewarding activities such as touching horses and making videos of touching horses. :P

[khayav]

I love the horses ok!

[hypermonkeygo]

w00t witty smart comment! OOOOH BURN!!!!! THERE'S SOME LOVE HATE....lmao, what do i win this time?

[khayav]

LOL!

[hypermonkeygo]

i know im amazing like that arent i?

[voxinabox]

Here's one of my favourites, it goes something like this: "There are two people in this video that I don't like, and you are both of them."

hehe ;

[khayav]

I thought no else could tell that I was schizo.

[RayDaRat000]

Your teeth are really clean

[allthingsartist]

I LOVE you Wit. You are one of the best vloggers on You Tube. You always make me smile.

[khayav]

Thank you. You are kind :-)

[gfizzle13]

that last one was classic.

[crex81]

my favourite is a saying from Churchill:

lady: You're drunk

Churchill: and you madam are ugly. But in the morning i will be sober!

[barbedwirebat111]

hahaha. DUDE! I LOVE THAT QUOTE!

[khayav]

I know. That was very sharp of him.

[liquidmajic]

very witty humour Khaya & nice acting.

[khayav]

Thank you very much.

[kymber86]

"i could initial it" bahahaha!

[khayav]

He could probably initial mine too. LOL!

[MaximilianAusBerlin]

Didn't theatrical "black face" go out with Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer". Some forward lighting would remedy the sharp contrast between your dark skin and the prominent whites of your teeth and eyes.

Was that hearty laugh your impression of Phyllis Diller?

Are your dreadful-locks a sign of poor hair care or retro 70's reggae revived?

My friend, your quite right, there's very little creativity in hate comments but frankly, you're just to charismatic to infringe hate upon.

[lobi89]

I second that! :) This should get featured!

[RebukeTheWorld]

TOTALLY! Hes lovely! ~Raven

[khayav]

You're too kind. Thank you :-)

[jtadpoll]

you are a good man...however, you do realise that this is only going to make the haters more hateful since there comments arent making you feel miserable...LOL...YOU WIN! THEY LOSE! HAHAHAHAHA...keep on making great videos bro! You've got quite a fan base here in New York

Peace out

[khayav]

That's true, I win!

[andyjleo]

that would have to be the funniest video ive seen all week long

[khayav]

Really? Thank you :-)

[miniPhil]

Babies cry when they are born because they know you are in this world khayav.

When you were born your mother called you a treasure. Your father agreed and said 'lets go bury it'.

If you ever become a father, can have one of the puppies?

Your very open minded, I guess that's how your brain slipped out.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

Sorry that's all I could think off. Love the vid khayav.

[khayav]

LOL!

[andy86i]

good gooood.. what we need are a few bond villains using youtube. they'd dish out quite a few good wittisims.

[khayav]

Now wouldn't that be nice?

[MattMystrieo]

I was going to leave a smart hate comment but my mind is blocked I can't think lol,and that last story about the table made me spit out my tea lol.

[khayav]

:-)

[Weathered22]

I think the reason most "hate" comments are stupid, is the simple fact that hate comes from not understanding something or someone, or being afraid of it. That and a lot of people are just lazy.

I don't think I've written any 'comebacks' down before, but I do try to remember good ones.  Here's one you can use when someone's complaining to you about something that some of you might have already heard.

-If I wanted any lip from you, I'd jiggle my zipper.

[khayav]

LOL!

[khayav]

beat

[AboriginalSoul]

ong i loved this video and the re enactments loooool hahaha

[somecallmeb0b]

Two Things:

1. Brilliant video

2. Brilliantly white teeth

You have to post a video on your dental hygiene next.

[khayav]

He said fu? I must say, Cheney's parents had great foresight in naming him. I think they knew what he would turn out to be.

[AmateurAstronaut]

Wow, that is an interesting bit of trivia haaretz2...

[AmateurAstronaut]

Thank goodness you're not a hater! If I ever become one myself I will keep your advice in mind.

[ZachsMind]

That was great! LOL! Groucho's my favorite. Nice performances, Khayav. =) That was just just great fun.

[mrhjtk]

Those teeth glow in the dark?

[AmateurAstronaut]

He should be in a toothpaste commercial- seriously.

[sadvipran]

yeah, i learned years ago not to follow any advice given by floating teeth.

(i hope this reads as lighting criticism, not racism)

[khayav]

How many floating teeth have you talked to in your lifetime? You're worrying me.

[sadvipran]

haha!  thought it would be funny to imply a history. no need to worry about me ;)

[nomoremaybes]

I love how you said that girls name. Make a video with more words like that.

[khayav]

:-)

[itsmeaaron]

your teeth blinded me for 35 seconds, which then, I walked towards the light ultimately leading me to hit my forehead on the wall. haven't talked to you in a while man, hope you are well.