Tuff_Fish on stone-cold tilt

[kw980904]

he titls me the fuck out

[sneak108]

Stone cold tilt for sure!! :)

[bernieisodd]

never gets old

[essexbilly]

worse player ive ever seen on poker your not the only person who has days like that stop crying about it

[Noobplug]

"your never going to have a hand for the rest of your life"

next card

"i have the fucking nuts"

[JSTARYYYY]

Games were good back then....

[ROBOCOPALIVE]

epic laugh

[dieselboy87]

he calls 99 a "trouble hand" and hes not wrong. seriously, just fucking limp it then. whats the worst that can happen? overcards, fold.. who cares? you only limped. no overcards, bet. flop a set? jackpot. if youre not sure about how to play a hand JUST FUCKING LIMP IT. just because the pros say you should be raising middle pairs preflop, dont mean you have to.

[ojideagu]

@dieselboy87 You should NEVER limp 6 handed, especially at this level. And 9's are a powerful hand 6 handed. Limping is the worst mistake you can make. The only time to limp is if you have Aces or Kings and a very aggressive player to follow.

If you limp in 6 handed games you will be destroyed.

[ojideagu]

@dieselboy87 You should not limp 6 handed first in the pot EVER unless trapping someone.

Calling a Limp can be OK in the right circumstances

[dieselboy87]

@ojideagu from personal experience, i just think that its better to limp "trouble hands" such as middle pairs because you tend to lose more money than you make on them if you raise pre. hellmuth agrees as far as i know.

[ojideagu]

@dieselboy87 Middle Pairs are not trouble hands 6 handed if you have good post flop skills. This is not 10 handed. Try limping at any decent poker level and I gaurantee you will be re-raised 90% of the time and end up having to fold or playing an inflated pot. So much for not losing money.

[ojideagu]

@dieselboy87 Hellmuth is a bad 6 handed cash game player. This is not tournament strategy which is totally different, I think you are confusing them.

[Deco354]

@dieselboy87

If Helmuth agrees it's obviously the right thing to do. I saw a great video where he explained how most online players are overly aggressive raising up everything and the best thing to do is just limp and call them down with weak hands as they'll have nothing. It's even better out of position or in 3bet pots as these online jackals just go that little bit more crazy.

Helmuth has these 2+2 retards under his thumb

[dieselboy87]

@Deco354 exactly. common poker theory is way too aggressive these days. 2+2 tards think that if you dont play every pot you enter like a maniac then youre being too passive and you are a fish. total nonsense.

[ak2304]

@Deco354

Yup. I agree. Well put.

[BadBoriBoy]

@dieselboy87 ; that's really bad advice.....88 99 1010, usually loses to a suckout strt or flush. This guy never bluffs. He only raises if he has a pocket pair or AK. He is beyond easy read. He does not stop to digest any information that is on the board. He almost folded a strt flush because he can't see the possible hands that are out there. He is terribly funny. He is dumb enough to chase a gut shot strt when 2 flush draws appear on the turn. You need to bluff to win.

[Numeronx]

@dieselboy87

Pro pokerplayer = people who make manies playing poker

You = probably a losing internett random

conclusion : raise nines pre.

[MLehrer9]

i miss this guy

[AcesInHole]

i wanna see tuff fish again hellmuth...

[Armag3ddon95]

Is he playing a 3/6 game with a bankroll of 3.5k?

[helpermethod]

Jesus goddamn Christ LOL

[alsbo1931]

lol why would you ever post that video

[Zee96969696]

tuff fish is a youtube phenomena though, maybe he is just a damn fine actor but in realiy he can play like a pro

[killertye]

This guy is sooo funny!

[jynxurhand]

rage quit ftw

[rickybobby5150]

"this sucks!!!" lmao tuff_fish never fails to crack me up.

[mrsailorbear]

can we get this guy a show already?

[Zedenation1]

aahaha why does this guy even play pokerrr

[Billcot1]

I always catch doodle

[jglsd1]

There ya go, look at that. Look at that! THEYCALLMEWITH ANYTHINGWHENIDON'THAVEANY!!!

[theloveshack18]

4 people can't catch doodle!!!

[bigbling83]

sick multi table layout lollllllllllllllllllllllll

[DiceEsque]

I got the nut straight you stupid bastard!!! that one had me rolling.

[meluvsquki]

LOL this is SO FUNNY kinda painful cuz i see bit of myself in him haha

[oomodzinho]

bet u stupid bastard <3 <3

[xridethelightningx]

there's a little bit of tuff_fish in all of us. that's why it's so damned funny. because we all think the same thing when we're losing

[jdizzle2k86]

on the table to the right hes playing with Tony G

[PG1337ify]

whorevoice

[GialloHorror]

4 people are never gonna catch a hand the rest of their life

[the3bigreddevils]

IMO your a weak player, I hope this is a old video and that your game has improved vastly since then playing at these stakes. Their can be plenty of sharks sitting around at these stakes and they have reasons for every move. Also, when you start out running bad like this take the day off. even if your getting your money in as the favorite. You fold to alot of continuation bets in position which isnt bad but getting yourself in that situation isnt a +EV play either so.

[crabfancer]

I CANNOT CATCH DOODLE

[crabfancer]

why the FUCK, doesnt that happen when i actually have a hand? thats gold

[k0rk1]

EAT IT PAL !!!! lol

[gorsek1]

lol he always checks on the flop epic fail :D

[Iain1962]

@gorsek1 Haha he looks like a donkey, but check out on line, you will see he makes a lot of money playing poker...Notice he never shows himself winning, or hardly ever.

[MondayMuse]

EAT IT PAL

[zelarian]

Best pokertainment ever

[xan8oulis7]

2:34 just melting down from tears.....

[jrbry15]

i bet you if i bet $15 here he isnt gonna call me, ill bet $30

[Ekscenc]

is he really that bad in poker?

[hudline65]

i don't have anything don't call!

[TehNrk]

such an funny guy, i like it.

[joey86bu]

LMAO!

[lanamal]

NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIT ANYTHING YOURE NOT GOING TO HAVE A HAND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[SHELFSIDEYID1882]

ok guys im gonna quit cos im DEFINETLY, DEFINETLY on tilt

oh wait queen five ??? ok im gonna raise that

[mattyjssideburns]

THIS IS JUST PISSING ME ARF!!!!!!

[Aztecius]

@mattyjssideburns YUR NERVA GUNA HEV A HEND FUR THA RIST OF YUR LAAF

[boutelsworth]

EAT IT PAL!!

[xvigox]

he should try to check/fold until he has something REALLY good

[boutelsworth]

no way this can be the same tuff_fish on full tilt, he sits with 40k and no one ever plays him?

[marioaleal]

When isn't Tuff_Fish on tilt???

[GialloHorror]

EAT IT PAL!!

[crawdad7]

"I'm just convinced the sons of bitches are pushing me around." LMAO! Love Fish.

[koreanbreaker]

"NO NO, ur not gonna hit anything. Ur never gonna have hand the rest of ur life"

ROFL

[lithium687]

wow..he sucks...that 77 hand was clearly a bluff

[Flynndogg9]

lol this guy plays like a fish he can't complain

[Sh4DoW1914]

I have no idea why he use HUD when he never check the stats, neither use them in his game oO

[bfoxed]

Alright one more time jesus god damn christ, now get outta here I don't have anything, DON'T CALL.......heheh.......oh god dammit. THIS IS JUST PISSING ME OFF!

[thegreekist]

on tilt like that walk away leave it down for a while!!!!

[orangeroyal]

he sound like herbet the pervert from family guy

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

nit

[gavnastyyy]

i would've called that 77 hand.

[justbulls7]

haha he really sucks

[nelbox81]

I wonder where they guy takes money to play poker? :)

[MrGnomemeat]

this is so fking hilarious, omfg..

[Gforcebond]

hahahahha om they should have this on espn

[TheAughacker]

this dude needs therapy

[Mahirov]

@TheAughacker its called tilt. Happens to almost all poker players. Very hard to controll your emotions when cards not going your way.

[gunr1k]

noob

 he cant win anything with such play

[cpsharks11]

Now, I cannot catch DOODLE!! There look at that.... EAT IT PAL!!!

LOL!!!!

[johndeerishere]

"Now I got the nuts,bet you stupid bastard." ,lol

[billy6161]

youre never gonna have a hand for the rest of your life!..........apparently.

[Nonniemayrox]

tuff fish for president

[nbaker1229842005]

Look at that. Look at that!! They'll call me with anything when I don't have anything!!!! lmao

[Regurtless]

haha I love this guy! make move videos!!

[casio124478]

This is absolutely priceless, especially the nut straight hand!

[CrazyDictator23]

I don't know if anyone noticed that tony g is on the right table

[hackerzzzz]

lol, thats not the real tony g ;)

[forsureyess]

omg your horrible

[orangerange222786]

"EAT IT PAL!!!!!!" LOL!!!!

[bigbling83]

its not play money you tool. Hes just some rich guy he hasn't won all that in poker but he playes some pretty big stakes.

[Pokerboy12345]

Nope

[kylemccalla]

I just took too long holding pocket aces because I was laughing so much

[skitzo37]

You'll never ever ever ever hit a hand again, NOW IVE GOT THE FUCKIN NUT STR8 BET YOU STUPID BASTARD

[themuld]

i was actually crying...omg, so fucking funny

[travz21]

Him leaving on the button is more proof of how retarded he really is. Plus, him acknowledging that he's on tilt, but calling with Q3s anyways. God this is funny shit.

[bandet888]

Poor tuff fish, thet fold when he wants them to bet, they raise when he wants them to fold.

[gunsblazin33]

and ill raise this up to 24 just cause i do this thing

[Makaron9]

0.54 <--- left table AA FOLD:DDD

[Dadge42]

that's definitely A4 buddy

[girlie347]

it's A4, watch it in HQ and you can see it

[iaraculonna]

i think it was A4 :)

[TheBusterslo]

when I'm tilted this shit allways cheers me up

[tranceme24]

I love this guy soo much

[gsvkck]

This guy is a legend

[alchian86]

LoL was für ein fish ^^ ^^ ^^

[chris13104]

2:45

[philivey712]

"i have the fucking nut straight, bet out you stupid bastard" lmfao this dude is awesome

[mrkrimson]

wth was he talkin bout, he had AK and the board was Q J K, no 10! he didnt even had a straight :p

[kdmac67]

He had A-10, not AK

[fidlak1]

he had A,10

[Kardmarc]

he had A 10

[girlie347]

He does have a point, on the right table he raises to $24 with AK, and everyone folds, then he raises to $24 with Q10 and everyone calls and he loses.

[seefsea]

call u stupid bastard lmao....i know i know..........

[Lukejames1988]

Near enough laughed up my own arsehole. Fucking hilarious!

[andos8888]

robert williamson3rd is this guy it has to be

[PokerEloper]

Guy is such a fucking bitch... he plays like dog shit

[nitarna]

Hahaha :D Laughed my ass off :D

[doggieGZ]

hahahah he encompasses the misery of any cash player

[Karalhovski]

Really really bad, if he tilts, he is bad, a good player can control the tilt, cause its part of the game.

[Karalhovski]

Even if you say he is good, dam, he isnt, at least for the limits he play.

[ExplosiveLu3]

Look at That This Sucks :D

[Teabagonyou]

I have the fing nut str bet you stupid bastard LMAO!

[IsYouOnDope]

aiioam bamboom better than two buy-ins

[hippyer]

this is damn entertaining stuff. how have you gotten a hold of tuff_fish's videos? he might not be able to make any money playing poker, but maybe some smart guy can figure out how to sell his commentary to the right audience. Actually, I'm glad it's free but it is very entertaining.... more please

[thepostfk]

I cant control myself when I listen to him. Out of control laughter

[bigbling83]

immm never gonna get a damn hand again LMAO as he gets runner runner nut st8.

[IsYouOnDope]

is that the actual Tony G sitting on the right table at down left with nickname TonyG_?

[dyngga]

your never gonna have a hand the rest of your life.....LOLOLOL

fish u are priceless

[Dadge42]

RIP Mr. Fish. You were too good for this world.

[johnppsal]

hahahahha dis texan is pretty funny

[MmmYkes]

"EAT IT PAL!" =|

[lumpenernie]

lol it's so funny from 3:25 on xD

[SHELFSIDEYID1882]

this guy is my hero so good best poker videos ive ever seen

i would love to see this guy play live :)

[marcandrel]

yeah, play we it

[lexigonluthor]

love it! what a fish lmao

[youngdrom]

His betting pattern is too predictable, that's why he get called with nothing and get nothing with the nuts.

He bets considering the straight of his hand, he raises very often with mediocre hands, he plays small pairs like big ones insted of trying to see the flop as cheaply as possible and often go all-in with medium pocket pairs...

I think this guy should practice on lower tables to improve his skill.

[MaDFuRiT86]

just seen him on full tilt with 40k all together on 3 tables

[Reem030]

ROTFUCKINGROFL

[rafonzo]

"I bet you I can bet 15 Dollars and won't get called ... ... i'm gonna bet 30" xD

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

lol this guy is my hero i dont care what any1 says lol

[Shane444888]

this guy is hilarious

[PessimistGas]

I feel your pain buddy.

[VicThompson101]

Thanks needed a laugh.

[cdleeman]

lol at the heads up display running when he can't even keep track of his position at both tables!

[TheIllegit]

When he had 77 on T8x9x boaard there's a pretty good chance it was the best hand.. not sure what the other guy is representing. If he had AA-JJ he would have bet the flop, and if he didn't, then he would have raised the turn. So he either had like AQ, AK, or possibly TT for top set. I'd call the river shove most likely cause there's not much he could have there.

[tyrone37]

i dont know if your joking but i dont think you are hell either have aq or possibly top set? those are very different hands. sounds like you have no clue. and this may be why you have negative 5 rating so far

[TheIllegit]

"hell either have aq or possibly top set? those are very different hands." - yes, it's known as a 'polarized range', guy. It's when someone's line is representative of either a huge hand or air, and it's a situation that arises quite often in NLHE. That is there are very few medium strength hands that would play it this way. There are only very strong hands, or very weak hands that would play it like this.

[hunrb27]

thats right EAT IT PAL!!! lol

[jadm7777777]

and i thought it only happend 2 me...

[Morgensteinnn]

i hear you man i know his pain

[kukumenace]

LOL!!!

[jonny8what]

this guy fucking tilts every second he plays poker LOL

[TheIllegit]

EAT IT, PAL!

LMAO

[billythejack]

GREAT vid.. more fish!!!

[CarlTrooper]

ha he sounds like me when im playing.. except i know what im doing

i just always get called bydonks hgaha

funny tho

[pipsandnuts]

If that's really how you sound when you're playing, you sure don't know what you're doing.

[911bun]

well i dont feel so bad the things that come out of my mouth when im tilting lol

[hunrb27]

Greatest thing ever

[mobius2012]

Haha! I nearly shit my pants! Good vid.

[septic77]

he's real bad asshole donk

no idea anout odds etc

cant read a board etc etc

[lepizzaiolo]

then is next to zero analisys when he plays...

[myxomatosized]

lol "i can never hit anything" he says 10 seconds after having the nuts

[roholte1]

This is the greatest stuff ever!! LMAO this is great!!! I cant stop laughing

[pokeryfoosy]

when did he fold at the wrong time?

[meleneisvo]

he xprez the 99% of poker players!LOVE IT!

[jwa4894]

cmon, even the last hand on the right table Tuff got bluffed ... the guy checked the flop behind him, then Tuff checked again. What did he expect the guy to do? He probhad AQ or something.. The whole table would know by now that Tuff will only bet if he hits the flop or turn - his table image was shot to shit..

[jwa4894]

called down with A high after checking flop and turn .. lmao ... he plays so bad

[Dazzler1977]

I love this guy!!

"Now, ive got the fucking nut straight! now bet you stupid bastard" LMAO

The guy is a legend