Sex, Racism & Lucid Dream Bangin'

[malib0osted]

And sell it too... the black market?

lol'd

[TewSlayer]

Yeah you all are are racist for thinking Andy is racist! lol. Oh did you ever get that PM from Penélope Cruz? lol

[noobydiablo]

i know a white chick named monique

[TheMusicloverrrrRR]

stick tht in ur ass and eat it....hahahhahaha...

[illegalbump]

No no no, they're like "I'm not racist, racism is a crime. Crimes are for black people." That's really racist lol

[yeneewSSweeney]

I love how that begining threat turned into a question. "...the black market?" Haha

[Andywarski]

@jrutchik canada :D

[ATJMovies]

@Andywarski canada must be boring

[simbametal93]

dude whats your skype name ? xD

[Steagan]

wow dude how many joints do you smoke before your videos? lmao

[hunnikay]

PUT THAT IN YOUR ASS AND EAT ITTTT

[2johalz]

zxz

[2johalz]

go fuck ur mother

[GreatMiilenko]

Rubiks cube vagina. i'd buy that.

[YouOriginal]

im white and i hate myself does that make me racist

[nicolas1999444]

hey its penelope ,, wanna fak me in my mexican smelly butthole with shit still on it??

[FerSherAnya]

hahahahaha you're hilarious

[freakingtv]

lol your weird.... I wonder if the rubix cube vagina was the asian chic and if she left you because you didnt know how to rock the boat. Learn how to rock the boat and then you wont have to preform unusual positions that cause pain to your balls. just sayin. =)

[nicol1330]

you are so fuckin weird.

lmfao.

but i love it haha

[irbyBa5et8all]

i want to shag an asian bird before i die

[VulgarDesu]

Just to make you happy when I have a son I'll name him Tyrone and then we will come find you so you can meet him.

[obichicken]

OMG I know an Asian guy named Tyrone! Dude u should skype or sumthin.

[kieblo1]

i'm not racist, i hate them all equally!

[ducttapekitty]

rubics cube vagina xD

[Mjolkmaestro]

why the fuck is the monopoly guy on your tshirt?!

[dethmaul]

Because Rich Uncle Penny Bags gets the pussy!

[Mjolkmaestro]

makes sense :D

[commenter13000000]

creepy but funny !

[Newmicon]

0:36 HAHA!

[TheCorvett3]

lol haha this vid is funny 5*!!!

[tijama24]

Andy whip that glob of cum off ur right side of ur hp!!!! dont worry its not on the screen

[LostEggtown2]

lmao

[juliagraph]

the monopoly man made the beginning so much more sinister

[johnnydeppluv]

youuuuuuuu're stoned lol

[CharlesLeLibre]

me2:D

[crzren]

lolz,..

[xXxKIExXx17]

lol sexxy dream

[randeezy05]

My friend is Asian, and his name's Tai Rown (tyrone)

[TheRaccoonTamer]

Hey, it's Penelope

[coolchris0]

=] lol

[LeapYearChick]

SINGLE?! woohooo

(;

lmao jp.

[lolbisante]

LOL "I REGRET NOTHING"

[PurpleMonkeyParade]

Aww my kitty looks JUSt like yours... but mines better :P

[teezingdj]

you should watch waking life its about lucid dreaming

[Andywarski]

Yo thanks for the suggestion man!! Saw it today WOW AMAZING!

[rukieishere]

have the same computer

[pin0y4lyf3]

Tell me what race Asian's can't get along with?!

[VulgarDesu]

Blacks XD J/K J/K

[Ness8925]

This kid is from sauga. No wonder he's so goddamn funny.

[dethmaul]

Well crap I was driving to Chicago when I got the blogtv text x_x Missed it!!

Love every vid. You're my favorite subscription. Maybe I can get off my ass and start making responses, I bought a Handycam today.

[Andywarski]

dethmaul response? I dont think I could handle that :(

[dethmaul]

That's why I had to warn you ahead of time, so you don't have a heart attack when it slaps you in the general dick-al vicinity.

[betheonetoknow]

i know asian who's name is Tyrone...he's really not all that smart

[Neigeblackswan]

nigga, pass that joint

[some1tookminame]

did u see how he changes topics frm to aother. LOL

[ScoutTactical]

My name is TYREL and i am fully white but look asian lol

[StylidiumLane]

Love the t-shirt, learn to breathe through your ears and you can finish as fast as you like! Can I add you on Skype? lol now your single & all.

[caboosemacs]

AHAHAHAHAH Win

[lilstubbz06]

i could have possible pissed my pants laughing so hard when u said "you rubiks cube vagina you!"

^_^

i'm so glad i clicked the subscribe button last week. or i would have missed this awesome video

[mustafah610]

good at projects

tht was really funny

[Ki113dbysw0rd]

DUDE. i have that same monitor behind me lol

[mrkelso13]

lmao

[HarderRocker15]

saying u went out with an asian girl is racist.... if u said u went out with a girl then that is not racist..... like if u say 'that black guy" (racist) "that guy"(not racist)

[hl2isbestv2]

oh fuck off who cares what he says it is the internet and thats not even racist lol see watch...nigger..black guy...spic..asian girl...they have been called that all the time. fuck off. :)

[keir193]

no, because the girl IS asian, the guy IS black. your fucking stupid

[dramaticqueen145]

LOL!

[Pandoraslovers]

Your fucked but for some strange reason i can't seem to look away hahaha keep it up love your shit guy

[wafflemann666]

lol cute cat

[MsSpanky8]

What are you taking? I want some too ;)

[s8trchik]

lol i love this it made me laugh thanx i was having a crappy day

[SocomBlade]

How fucking lit were you when you made this video?

[polkatit]

i would love to date an asian chick. i need to move to toronto

[DrQuijano]

Dude, dreams are better than anything, including viewers.

[Andy9742]

You can see the reflection of the camera in the computer screen and sometimes in your glasses

[scoobydoogo2]

Racism is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.

[DrQuijano]

Actually the beleif that race is the primary determinant of human traits is more lige generalization and stereotyping. It LEADS to racism (racial differences produce inherent superiority of a particular race), but not always. I know many (ignorant) people who say things like "all asians have small penises" and "most black people are gangsters or rap artists or both" and don't hate them, on the contrary.

[smartguy9765]

rubics-cube-vagina-you. epic.

[taneshacheer89]

you are sooo funny and so cute!!!

[krazypinoy7012]

my friend is Filipino n his name is tyrone jauquez (TJ)

[chadddahc]

you robucs cube vigina lmao

[metalchick100]

LMFAO i think you should make video blogs more often :)

[flamablesteve]

You can be racist and date someone of that race.

Say you black people are intellectually inferior. Thats pretty fuckin racist. But you may not choose your sexual partner based on intelligence. In fact, you may prefer stupid women/men because you have a superiority complex. In that case it is conceivable that you would date the race of someone that you have a negative bias toward.

[DrQuijano]

I don't think assuming common misgeneralizations due to lack of experience (thinking black people are intellectually inferior but not knowing any) is racism. Racism is like "I hate you cuz of ur raceand will lynch your ass". I know a girl who used to beleive that black people had tails because her father (who knew otherwise) told her. Her father (hated black ppl) was racist, the girl was open and honest and I don't think she was racist because of what she was told. She was dumb for beleiving.

[flamablesteve]

well, your wrong.

believing common mischaracterizations about a race is the majority of racism. Most racists don't believe black people have tails or some other similarly extreme belief.

Holding a false negative assumption about a race is racism. It doesn't matter if its common or not, and it doesn't matter if it was taught by his/her parents or not, and it doesn't matter if that person is stupid or not.

[DrQuijano]

I partly agree with your reply. It's true that accepting false negatives is racism, but what about people who think (once again due to lack of knowledge) that false stereotypes, not necesarily negative, are true? For example someone once told a puerto rican friend of mine "You don't lookPRican, I thought everyone from PR had dark skin". Having dark was not a bad thing last I checked. I think there is such a thing as taking cultural sensibility to an extreme.

[DrQuijano]

Example, am reminded of the second girl I met oline. She had never shown me a picture of her and when we met I found that she was african american (tho I thought she was white texan because of her voice). I saw her and said "nice you look as sweet as chocolate" and she felt "insulted" because "calling her chocolate" was like calling her sh!t and that was a racist commentt according to her. NM I said "nice", "sweet", and prefer dark skin women over lighter skin.

[flamablesteve]

I agree.

It must be insulting to be racist.

Assuming stereotypes that arnt insulting are isnt racist, even if it is stupid.

[flamablesteve]

thats supposed to say "say you think black people..."

[theturtleman85]

is sex over once u cum

[CosplayOnHigh]

LOL

[hellokittyityity]

looks like you put something in your pipe and smoked it ahahahaha! i have lucid dreams too, they're fucking awesome.

[popsita]

ooohhhh you have the black market adress? ive been looking for that one for so long loll

[joko2958]

Actually its a statistic, asian women have the most recorded car accidents. :D

[dunlop020]

FAG

[kainop]

HEY ITS penelope i wanna do stuff..ahahahah hi from greece

[NaddiShapes]

Rubix cube vagina!lol

[emotastic22]

I'm white.

I trash talk white people all the time.

But I'm not racist :)

I just find it interesting to talk about certain ethnic groups.

it's like stereotypes. l0l;

[LucidSpore]

Lucid dreams are the shit , and by "the shit" i mean there fun ,awesome, amazing etc. Seriously its amazing when you can take control

and basically see and or do whatever you want

Well yeah nice vid haha it was hella fun , fuckin kitty at the end =] that was tight

[karateshayne]

if i have an asain baby for some weird reason i shall name him tyrone

[OneProduktionFilm]

You aren't racist.. I'm asian.. those are some retarded asians if they think you're racist.. stupid ass asians.. i mean wait. Im not racist.. anyways Lucid dreams wtf?

[TimB1234567]

racist basterd.... :P

[22815822]

Hey, its Penelopie wanna do stuff later?

[johnkaighin]

yes

[taratazo11]

hahaha

[tarnishedmercury]

lawls

[MariuhZion]

Nice outfit! & Highlarious.

[ragoonz]

Hey its pennelope, i wanna do stuff hahaha

[1992Sunflower]

oh did it last longer than THREE MONTHS? if so congratulations, you have a new record hahah

[Excelion333]

It takes the average man 3-7 min to come the average woman 16-22 min what the fuck nature.

[BunnyBUNGALO]

eh not funny.

[thecrewdoodoo]

thats kinda sad if you have a problem satisfying a woman

[Kirb3y]

nice accent

[colossusbeam]

hahahahha you're freakin hilarious

[MarekAndre]

LMFAO @ the "projects" gag. That was actually hilarious for me!

[juniorman42]

Hey it's pennelooe let's git together my loose pussy needs you!!!!!!!! Just kidding it's only me juniorman 42 sorry to get your hopes up

[Karina061988]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahaahhahahahaha andy

[onlyJohnPaul]

Y did u chuck the chair ?

[STAINILIIEY]

LOL! ASIAN TYRONE! That is awesome :D

[adigitalb]

LOL great vid your awesome

[mzealtb]

nice one

[sjujake]

Hey it's Penelope..I want to do stuff.

[dumbblonde990]

haha, you could always go out with me;) hahah

[MontanaH94]

get two asian ppl to have a baby n name it tyrone :P i win :]

[Taratalk]

Lol... You can totally be the chris brown to my Rhianna.

Oh and i to am I big lucid dreamer, if fact i had a  dream just about you the other day, where I took a spoon of some creamy Lye and I then continued to spread it all ove your taint. It was so real, the dream that you should let me really do that to you i think it would be much enjoyed on both ends.

[cuddlesthetootsypop]

Oh my fucking god. i was actually thinking today (While i was being 'intimate' with my boyf) why he kept changing position. Now i know why. Thanks Andy xxxxxxx

[electricjoshua]

Warski you are awesome. Good luck on the asian Tyrone -- and on banging penelope. I have been trying to find a jewish chris for 5 years so I can relate.

[defect530]

haha my friends call me tyrone but my name is tyler and im not asian =(

[BloyruXD]

Dude you are doing lucid dreaming I remember seeing it in you faves. Loll I gotta try that shit

[hippie259]

woo! your single :D

[stefeck]

lil wayne has that t shirt

[rin0015]

i know an asian tyrone!

[Andywarski]

NO WAY

[asianloser157]

I know one TOOO! He lives down my street!

[xXhugglemonsterXx]

you can control what you dream?

dude! teach me!

[91svampebob]

i know i'm rasist, but the important thing is that I don't let it influance my actions.

I hate gingers, sorry, I really do.

[thecollenator]

How can you willingly be an ignorant dumbass?

Typical...

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

'ginger' isn't a race FYI. and honestly, you hate someone because of the colour of their HAIR? oh boy. what next? "I hate people with green eyes, sorry, I really do." like really, you can be discriminatory about anything so i just think its stupid (you) when people (you) discriminate about stupid things (you).

I hate people with knee caps, sorry, I really do.

^^ sarcasm, in case no one caught it.

[Siomonte]

lol Andy why ur friend is Asian?

[jabarimclain2]

ok these videos are getting retarded im unsubscribing

[melkesjokolade15]

yeah i kinda agree

[DevinHades]

Perhaps, one of the coolest Canadians this world has.

[jonnsaltilloiess]

even if i didnt know u i would know u r a canadian because u look like a lumberjack !! xD lol that was racist? im just kiddin andy u are the fucking best of youtube

andy for fuckin president!!

[IAmBronzeMagic5]

You know whats funny, theres more brown-skinned people in the world then there is "white" and white people are still racist. Outnumbered much, lol?

[caffisc]

That's racist towards white people

How do you know we're all racist?

I'm not. Racism bothers the shit out of me.

[HealingRogue]

You're a racist.

[luckshot13]

UR MUM

[yuriythebest]

congratulations on your lucid dreams mate! I have them several times per week and it's an awesome ability to have! Please make videos where you talk exclusively about your lucid dream experiences that'd be l33t.

[Siomonte]

does this mean, you have the controll what you want to dream??!

HOLY SHIT!

[yuriythebest]

yeah look it up on wikipedia

[VIsForVeech]

"i REGRET NOTHiNG!" lol. i feel the same way about meeting my favorite band. if i meet them, i wouldn't mind if they shot me in the head right after.

[aploNe]

Awesome as always... :)

[haarrriett]

you are so cute, i wish i was penelope cruz

[Rizz3n]

damn it,I almost died :DD

really good vid,I liked the racist thing :D

[kangryh]

OMG the shut up skype thing LMAO this dude is hilarious, he just made my day and i was feeling kinda blah, thanks man! lol

[marshallsmith19]

haha, great video

[hoddans]

According to the democratic party, hating white people because they are white is not racist.

[aklm0462]

You're not a racist. I don't watch UK TV anymore. I watch all anime, I find it way better than soap operas. Also I hate the British government, they're wasting out money. I could live somewhere else: Germany, Russia, Japan. You're probably thinking of them with bad histories... Germany, like the food, Russia, I like cold places, Japan, I don't need many jumpers from the heat + food + anime + better science + better technology... and a lot more. These countries don't have Gordon Brown!

[Filipinoidol]

omg omg

my sisters boyfriend is Chinese and is named tyrone

swear to g

his parents were gonna name him bacon so the black nurse told them not to and to name his tyrone

i swear on my life

[Nalls90]

haha hes so high

[Nutoru]

Three Andy Warski videos in one day? :D I remember that asian chick you went out with a long time ago. She was really hot, lol. You've been going out with her this entire time? Nice, Andy, nice. You and your annotations, you just love them.

[Andywarski]

no we broke up lol

[Nutoru]

Oh, yea, you just mentioned in this video that you guys broke up. I was hoping you'd actually reply. Thank you, sir.

[Andywarski]

Sorry :( Love you!

[Nutoru]

Andy, instant messaging contact, please. I'd love to talk to someone with humor like yours, haha. Like, instant messaging talk.. because it's instant.

[disturbedinmyhead]

your fucking stoned dude.

[jmccu100]

i just watced asin porn so i know i not racis lol :)

[Alex2zl]

Andy's baked, explains the glasses.

[1992Sunflower]

hahahahah stick that in your ass and eat it?

soo glad to see JUNE and another vlog! haha

[Darksaiyn101]

youre pretty good

[punyo4u]

Dude ... you sound really, really baked. Just throwing that out there

[Hunter7023]

I've tried Lucid Dreaming.

[youdoworkson]

DUDE Seriously your blogs make me laugh my ass off i think ur vlogs pwn fluffee's

[youdoworkson]

fuck me running you are FUNNY my friend

[DavidWellz]

i watched this video a bajilllion times and laughed every time good shit dude good shit XD

[Ringwraith30]

this guy is a bit boring

[youdoworkson]

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNT

[fernando1614]

i would like to meet a balck asian guy lol

[heyimskye]

lmao... he doesnt live in the projects... but he's really good at doing projects. haha, classic.

[youdoworkson]

THIS GUY'S A GENIUS

[heyimskye]

lol, i'll say.

[taratazo11]

you are one funny man... and a single man... XD

lulz

[daddaberry]

you have an accent what is your race?

[sk8rkid25]

andy is high tho lmao its so easy to tell xD

all you have to do is think about your mom... lol thats what my ex did cause i