Black Ops: Don't be an Asshat!

[parisraccon]

i like faghoe

[DarkVoidPhoenix231]

i usually use fuckmonkey



[Max1177514]

I suscribed, YaY!, now i have a hi five! xD

[OceanAvenue123]

Nuck Fugget!!

[xannmax]

Cocknibble.

Fuck'n'shit.

Assnugget.

Dicknipple.

Penis pump.

[Theonlysodo]

poopfuck

[LDSFlame]

Dick Snease

[Shanemalouf]

Titty shit.

[nierkaa22]

weel your playing prety good i'm play very stupid :(

[stickmaker10111]

noob... you can never be wrong with noob. maybe asshat noob. @xKapownd make a vid on noobs!

[StrumminK514]

oh and also insults: buttwipe diky stik fatfag fag bag cheeze hole and well asshat gagbag fag missle funbag a good person fence face wbt (will be teabaged)

[StrumminK514]

I CAME FROM A DEAD SPACE VID HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH A

ps how are you so good i do pracicaly the same thing and get powned 24/7

[MyVash12349]

@StrumminK514 hey mee to ;]

[tuckert07]

My favorite word to scream when i get flamethrowered on Black Ops is "fagbag"

Part faggot, part douchebag, part awesomely satisfying!

[metalizationism]

who else came from a dead space video

[dpark121]

learn to knife not being a hater

[blingbang123]

wow you take it like a boss screw the haters

[Fletchmaster4413]

"your parents need to know what a wasted ounce of cocksnot you are."

/)^3^(\

[ForgottenDemon1]

Hobnocker

for those of you who do not know the meaning of this word: It is a person who masturbates in public washrooms while other people are in it making loud unnecessary moaning and groaning.

[crimsonheretic]

@ForgottenDemon1 oooooooow, so thats what it means...

its odd, but I actually heard this this word on iCarly....

[ExtremeTurdball]

shitball :3

[twiztedninja1980]

lol another good insult i use is just to make someone mad is cunt fart

[compound48mercs]

asslicker and asshat are my top fav's of the insults but i use candyass, asslicker,ball licker thats all i can think of right now

[LiamFountainTV]

I like saying Oh Fuck Wank Bugger Shitting Arse Head and Hole

[superactiontv]

sex fail

[archieb1995]

Wanker

[51619975161997]

babyraper u killed are ACTSHONT i cant spell

lol

[51619975161997]

babyraper

lol

[duckpk10]

cock juggling thunder cunt!

[lazypercussionist]

What a douche nugget

[LooneyToons2345]

Returd

[LeeEdwards1994]

I usually say, fuckin donkey dick! I don't know why :P

[linkgh]

i usually say you douche queer or quief dragon lol

[Snip3rSapmi]

@linkgh

Wow, Nerd Alert : /

[linkgh]

@Snip3rSapmi lol youd be surprised what i come up with but, im not a nerd though, lol Fail alert :/

[rjgirly]

buttface



[VNBoy624]

u fucking homo



[flyingryan123]

crapel



[Glowsticksonmyshoe]

fuck nuckle lol i just made that up

[PHYCOpoison]

asshat comes from marvel/dc happy hour when tony was being a well asshat to green goblin for singing about harly quinn

[PHYCOpoison]

phycopoison:aw wtf

deadpool: dont be a bully!

phyco mantis: he makes me look like justin beiber without a microphone to cause ear bleeding

[XxMiNeCrAfTgReAsExX]

shittitty



[XxMiNeCrAfTgReAsExX]

buttpipe

[kaded7]

where the FUCK is my highfive??

[energyboy5696]

@kaded7

YEA?!

here's one frome me tho!

-highfives-

[Namjajlee1998]

fuckface... ;)

[pINkZeUS35]

crack dick its the best one

[p1k4nurxp13sr]

explicit: stupid fucking shitfuck

[JodesLodes101]

titbrain...my insult, i love it!:)

[WeeStinkyPete]

but munch

[SaintPhoeniix]

The real Sp00n is 76,000 times more awesome.

[IAmSp00n]

@SaintPhoeniix I am the real Sp00n you dumb ass. TheCampingTree and I are two different people. Maybe that's a hard concept for you to understand?

[SaintPhoeniix]

@IAmSp00n Lolz. You calling me stupid? Why not go fuck yourself, or just STFU?

[IAmSp00n]

@SaintPhoeniix I'm not saying your stupid. I'm just saying your level of understanding is slightly below the average person. I will go fuck myself. Thank you for permission.

[SaintPhoeniix]

@IAmSp00n An American calling an Englishman stupid? WAHT? ME NO UNDERSTAND.BIG WURDZ HURT MY BWAIN. And you spelled "you're" as "your". Just sayin'......

DERP.

[IAmSp00n]

@SaintPhoeniix Did you just fail on correcting my English? "You're" is an abbreviated version of you are. "Your" as I put it shows ownership. "I'm just saying that your level..." It doesn't seem right to say "...just saying the that you are level of understand..." Nice try though.

[SaintPhoeniix]

@IAmSp00n Dumb faggot is dumb. "I'm not saying your stupid" My stupid what? I don't own a stupid. Oh well, I have better things to do than to own some dumb American random. Kthnxbai.

[IAmSp00n]

@SaintPhoeniix Ohhh in that case you are correct. I guess I did have a typo there for a second. I like how people try and fight over grammar situations on the internet. Who fucking cares? I was making a point that Sp00nerism and I are good friends and constantly find it hard to believe that people can't understand we are different people all together. I didn't know he existed until about a month after creating my account.

[Givingawayfreelosses]

@IAmSp00n hard arguing with people whos mental capabilities should stop them from even socializing.... no matter how correct you are, he'll still think he won

[IAmSp00n]

@Givingawayfreelosses Some people just look for reasons to troll... whatevs...

[whitemanlittleman3]

If u think ur older than them call them a 'Pre-Tard' or

cock suckin' cripple dickhead prozzy

[whitemanlittleman3]

If u think ur older than them call them a 'Pre-Tard'

[TheJackel117]

FUCKTARD!

[manwithsand4]

LMAO I FARTED WHILE PUTTING A COMMENT LOLZ!!!!!!!

[Roflxopter]

Nugget F**ker

[TheEvilGingerNinjas]

did you know you are a ass hat you do not know what it mess A , S , S , H , A ,T my best is dick fuck

[Sk8erAndres]

umm the best is dickhead

[XxSeeDx]

Rubber baby buggie bumpers - the best insult ever.

[MikeGoulette]

why aren't your videos ever appearing in my sub ass box?!

[goldbandit123]

Baboon likin boob-tard

[AverageGamer14]

Wanker

[MinKebabrulle]

Bunghole.

[LatentRecognition]

limp-dick boy lover

[J0K3Rize]

You Uni Fucking Tard is my insult

[starwarsgeek1oo]

RoosterTeeth FTW!!!!! ACH HOERSE AHWU RvBYEAH!!

[xEpicFailz]

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt is my insult. Hehe.

[NPB1337]

im voting IAmSp00n as the nicest youtube commentator.

[IAmSp00n]

@NPB1337 There is a contest for that?

[NPB1337]

@IAmSp00n i just started it, First Annual Nicest Commentator Award, FANC

[IAmSp00n]

@NPB1337 Hehe try and say fanc it's a funny word.

[SilenceOfTheChicken]

Diana Ross

[IAmSp00n]

@SilenceOfTheChicken Now THAT is an insult.

[krazykiller684]

Cum-guzzling cunt

[IAmSp00n]

@krazykiller684 Sounds like most females I know of.

[Katazka]

oh and btw, rooster teeth= cock bite. Think about it xD

[IAmSp00n]

@Katazka I thought about it. :P

[Katazka]

sp00n, you are fucking awesome and dont let anyone tell you otherwise :]

[IAmSp00n]

@Katazka If they tell me otherwise I'll tell them that "Katazka disagrees."

[Katazka]

@IAmSp00n Ha ha that would just confuse the life of them xD would be hilarious too =] But yeah you're awesome, even more so for replying =]

[IAmSp00n]

@Katazka Why thank us. I try to keep up with everyone. :)

[KM00000000000]

tool for giving me kills

[SuperSk33t]

cock-munch

[IAmSp00n]

@SuperSk33t "om nom nom nom"

[gunjamed93]

for me it's poopyshit

[IAmSp00n]

@gunjamed93 That sounds more like something you say when you are frustrated. "OH POOPYSHIT!!!"

[wrams23]

Mutha fucka

[ChickMagnet2451]

Boner Munching Toilet Mouth

[TriXBoY59]

oh we.....

[TriXBoY59]

penis head

[codpoints115]

all right, i have to sub to spoon now

[IAmSp00n]

@codpoints115 Why thank ya. :)

[Gosgosgosu]

Is it me, or does he sound very similar to Microsoft Sam? o.0

[IAmSp00n]

@Gosgosgosu Well my name IS Samuel. ;)

[RSbigboi5]

dick cheese

[IAmSp00n]

@RSbigboi5 You might as well just call somebody "jizz"

[gunsnknife]

that 70s show red told eric to wear his ass as a head so he would wear a ass head

also i call people fuck nuts

[gunsnknife]

that 70s show red told eric to wear his ass as a head so he would wear a ass head

[RandomStuff83]

HAYNUS CUNTS

[lazyluigi101]

I actually call people herp-a-derps a lot. xD

[IAmSp00n]

@lazyluigi101 lol... I love that site.

[fatsally93]

He sounds like Microsoft Sam.

[elpistachio64]

douche-quilt

[snip9s]

this murkadurkah is what i use =)

[WebeloZappBrannigan]

"Douche Nozzle"

The part of a douche bag that is inserted into the rectum.

e.g. "People who use Second Chance in Hardcore S&D are douche nozzles"

[IAmSp00n]

@WebeloZappBrannigan That is slightly disgusting, but it is a great insult. nice job

[tjhcky1]

Gotta call em a Dirt or a Joe Dirt. Often used in collaboration with the word real (ex. "You're the real Joe Dirt")

[TacticalMatrix]

'Tard or Numbskull

or an Arsehole

[theJstufff]

i call the person a 'cum Dumpster'

[TheGreenCow1414]

dickweed....

[devindaniell]

fag- suck

[BladeEdge93]

Ear Sharting Ass Hat Wearing Siren Child

[Mikesawyer2795]

cockcheese

[Mikesawyer2795]

cockcheese 

[Flashusim]

Dick-Lickers for multiple people

[carzycoconut123]

You gay ball

[TheRealHFloW]

BAD THINGS!!!

[DrAwkward22]

I like the word faggotry (pronounced faggot tree). I find myself saying "what is this faggotry" a lot. lol

[RefleXSnipers]

Im fond of Boner Biter

[MrAnxiety0]

@RefleXSnipers hahah that made my day :)

[boybad29]

My favourite insult is = idiotic spazimodo (: it cheers me up when i say it cos its so cockbiting-footard (retarded) :P and retarded explains the majority of people on black ops ;)

[xDarkAngl3]

i use penismuncher and douche bag alot but i find my self saying penismuncher alot.

[D4rkH4wk54]

I use dickweed

[BaRxSnipesHard]

@IAmSp00n i cant explain cause some words are made-up insults and dont have its equivalent in english. it basically means dumbass dickface son of a bitch excluding the other words lol.

[MrRaichu52]

Cockmuncher !

[streetkiller1795]

I dunno why but i like using the insult Dillweed

[SuperGetsum]

you shot that man

[Zbloosh]

Fuckface

[probscus]

sped cake

[baildude12]

Bitch ass

[GreenRoomGames]

Asstard.

[OverWorkedUnderpay]

kanckerass whore

[CookieGod666]

WIENER HUGGER : )

[p3t3rVL12]

Asshat :) Tittysprinkles Fuckhead Dicksqueeze Shitface Buttmunch Beaner (for mexicans and the like) Cocksucker Weinerface Squeekers (age 12 and under). These words are often combined with other profanities and can and WILL be used together. I have spoken.

[IAmSp00n]

@p3t3rVL12 Jesus... This guy is good.

[sssimme]

I probably just call people names in Swedish, unless I troll some random british dude nagging on my schoolenglish lawl.

[IAmSp00n]

@sssimme That's a good idea. What you should do is compliment them in your language, but say it aggressively to where they think you are insulting them and get mad.

[jbird132]

i use cheesefuck.. haha

[XsGnome]

GnomeClit, Fracktard and Diglet, which I use as a synonym for campers.

[bekdot1]

i use fucktard alot

[zacherycampbell2000]

Ass cloud :)

[74LOL74]

Blue Waffle

[REVERSeSMILE]

Hmmm. Insults. How bout you watch 1 episode of whiteboy7thst high roller. Hes a legend at smack talk. And a 29.26 time gold medal athletic champion.

[IAmSp00n]

@REVERSeSMILE lol. now THAT is a compliment

[8675698]

@REVERSeSMILE i heard he was 37.34 time gold medal athletic champion :D

[CallOfFreaks]

dinklepuss '-'

[antny90]

jizzcock, pisskidney. If anybody gets the reference behind those two words then you are a legend <3

[antny90]

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

[gskaterock]

@antny90 You're really good at copy & pasting

[antny90]

@gskaterock appreciate the support.

[lethalskeletons]

I was just watching the big bang theory and they said asshat

[therealWesley]

Clitordick.

[Omgonthe123]

FuckFace. Non sensical and brilliant.

[i3ennn]

CUNTNUGGET

[Omgonthe123]

I say AssHat. I still don't actually know what it means. Am I insinuating that a person IS an AssHat? Or am I suggesting that they in fact WEAR, one or indeed have a selection of, AssHats?

[Daggbm]

Taylor i heard u on painkilleralready and u were so quite and its weird cuz ur not like that in ur vids. lol good vid

[XxXKRAKAXxX]

fartknocker!! haha beaves and butthead xD

[MrYogibearz]

asshat says it all haha. i've found it hilarious since i saw a screenshot of someone naming their rival "ASSHAT" in pokemon. i've done the same with every pokemon game ever since and it's just a hilarious word

[XxMAZENIALATIONxX]

Dick -Wod ..... or Cunt-Sack

[GunWarfare]

pendeho

[XxXKRAKAXxX]

@GunWarfare iTz "Pendejo"

[Rider3441]

Fanny Waffle

[Rider3441]

ass eater, butt muncher... that's what i use