Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap lyrics

[krazzypunk98]

We love u Natalie....

I WANNA FUCK U TOO..!! :DD

[NiceGuyCody]

So. Fuckin'. Stupid.

[lovelee182]

she's the most adorable rapper ever!!!

[OneShamelessKid]

dear natalie portman please have sex with me

[BluDavid100]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

[dream4ful]

i like that tall girl behind her.

[FreakyFilmFan]

:O But this is... Natalie Portman... dude, epic

[ImTheVex]

i showed this to my little cousin who loves natalie. Now she is scared tht natalie is going to slit her throat



[cjcersosimo]

Still by far the best video on my list!! lmao

[Mooninite969]

Natali: Whaaaaaat!?

Me:What?

Friend:What?

Jaden:what?

[thefireydude]

This is the most funny video i have ever seen in my entire life it's so freakin funny!

[sierraaawrr]

Thumbs up if you memorized the whole song

[OJake5413O]

My dick used to be scared of her.. Then i took an arrow in the crotch.

[yellowmustang71]

1:09 most epic part LOL

[MyLittleTea]

This Natalie there still do not know, but this has become my favorite. She is amazing, unbelievable, just fantastic...I like this version of the rough Natalie.

[pippiculo]

Ok, now I want to be fucked by Natalie. Holy shhheeeet.

[creepermagnet01]

@pippiculo omg same

[xeruvim1]

yeeeessss !!! natalie you are super )))))

[arcanefrenzy44]

Awesome as hell she's amazing talented and beautiful. She will make it far!

Love you Natalie!

[parisloverful]

I love her for even more for doing this song :D

[moldytaco1]

Natillie Portman is at the top of my "hot actress'' list

[zsleepyrockerz]

This is why i love her!

[ZendayaXx0]

god, I love Natilie!

[gothsin666]

After being a fan of hers since Leon: The Professional, this was not too surprising when she did it years ago. Still, it did bring her up another rung on my "cool chick-o-meter", which was hard to do after Leon. Definitely one of the best people on the planet. Keep being yourself, Nat.

[EminemOnStage1]

It conserns me that "she" has a dick...

[EminemOnStage1]

It conserns me that "she" has a dick...

[WorldzMadeOfStatic]

@EminemOnStage1 It Concerns Me That you Dont Know How To Spell "Concerns" .-.

[Merlilot]

i kill your dog for 5 so dont push me

[emangamer1]

Am I the only one that saw the YGOTAS version first???

[RoCkbunny769]

She's so cute...

[mastercommanderleadr]

You know what... she makes me proud to be a jew! (:

[nbgreen333]

She is the best

[nikkidice52392]

I love her. That is all

[mroathkeepa]

Fuckin funny

[krustyspitfire]

My dick is scare of you

[COLovesYou1]

15 people's didn't pay for her dry cleaning when their shit got in her shoe :/

[Jalencaelym]

Whoah. Natalie Portman. That's a scary bitch...

[joshuaswecker]

lol "when i was in harvard i smoked weed everyday" that came out of fucking nowhere

[diego1391]

@joshuaswecker wasnt she in harvard 4real?

[Ara0liver]

@joshuaswecker

She graduated from Harvard in 2003 with a BA in Psychology

[broadwaylol]

Female Shephard playing Renegade.

[Sykmos]

@broadwaylol

OH MY GOD

[lnvlz764]

This never gets old :)

[RaphaellaBiologia]

Better than Amber of f(x).

[666Envy]

OMG! i love her!!!! i love her even more!

[Slavenki]

Durban?

[DarkRiver756]

@Slavenki Durban is a rare strain of weed :)

[TeslaSaw]

is it me or does this video just make her amazing boneable? lol

[naughtytalkin]

We love you, Natalie!!!

[homelessJ304]

I just finished watching Thor... With Natalie portman

[Wicel0]

damn natalie, you're a crazy chick !

[christopherjc]

@ 1:00 kids expression is PRICELESS lmao

[gsanchez1714]

never gets old

[yana484]

i think Lil Wayne should learn it from her..

[AnDr35V3gA]

She's cute, sexy and such a BAMF and all at the same time! fuck she's awesome!!

[TommyMaverickMusic]

She needs to just make a whole album or something... I would pay to see her perform.

[TommyMaverickMusic]

She needs to just make a whole album or something... I would pay to see her perform.

[angeleyes86ebby]

@TommyMaverickMusic Lol, I would pay to see her perform too. I'd buy the whole album. She's just like a female Eminem, dont get me wrong shes a great actress but actually a kickass rapper too;D

[TommyMaverickMusic]

@angeleyes86ebby haha Yeah, she's dope! Maybe one day she'll do a role in a movie one day of a female rapper or something? haha

[saranghaexDD]

 Natalie Portman > Kreayshawn haha.

[hanstark07]

What's up with Andy's costume?????? :o) Gd, I love them both!

[christopherjc]

When I was in Harvard

I smoked weed every day

I cheated every test

and snorted all the yay

I gotta def possie

You gotta bunch a dudes

I'll sit down right on your face

AND TAKE A SHIT LMAO

[sierraaawrr]

Classic Natalie...

[christopherjc]

Smart, Hot, and can rap like no ones bidness.....that's what I'm talkin' about!

[Fizzzzzay]

2:14 HOLY F***

[sofi1190]

my dick's scared of you... hahaha epic!

[zarfot]

13 people sucked natalie's dick

[bifedeptm]

No more questens :D

[DesertDragon96]

Now let us suck on her dick... but how are we suppose to do that?

[DjDannyTV]

I knew since the beginning that Lonely Island had something to do with this

[eronsis]

13 people dislike being shat in the face by Natelie. It's okay cuz 504 others enjoyed it...

[ImiiNotOkay25]

this is what made me love her. :')

[fububoi]

i smoke weed everyday, cheated every test and started on that yee

you fucking bad ass mother bitch! bone meh

[sopho9706]

love her!

[fuzznutsjr]

I love the censore that covers her mouth but does nothing about the words.

[Aenoo]

@fuzznutsjr Censorship for deaf people.

[amiller987]

Hell to the motherfuckin ya

[00mrdestruct]

MY DICK IS SCARED!!!

[Ganjankara]

@00mrdestruct my dick is high

[CustomFig]

you miss the "What" at the end of the lyric

[comeclarityy]

"my dick is scared of you"

now there's a pick up line, lads

[hieldjiv]

DO WANT

[fruitblood]

I have a huge ass boner right now.

[BQSurfer]

andy samberg kicks ass :D

[foottothenuts]

She's so cute when she's cursing

[jukka4president]

i think this video is a good example of the modern american female. very classy

[MrBirinightsxD]

She has a dick? Oh..

[EminemFangirl2011]

sexy! damn! lol

[EminemFangirl2011]

i love andy's voice... i melt... :3

[EminemFangirl2011]

and another thing. why is he dressed like a viking?? rofl

[EminemFangirl2011]

is that really her?? O.o

[WinstonTweezers]

i dont think its lonely island i think its SNL but im not for sure

[Leibnio]

XDXD love ya more Portman!!:D

[MKGellAxx]

might be my favorite lonely island song

[RAgIN174]

Тыры пырЫ бля Маза фака бля

P.s Greetings from Russia

[mithileshloveskaitru]

and she did a character in black swan..where she had problems in being a little wild...now thats acting

[danieldira1]

jajajajaj i thought he "bang" at the end of the song was a gunshot... but no, just a chair smashing into that guy's head jajaja lmfao

[blaaahz]

"My dick is scared"

[Briantx07]

If Andy Samberg took a shit in Natalie Portman's shoes, I'd sell them on Ebay for mountains of gold.

[MrSirwishon]

who are the 9 dumb asses that dislike this?

[piratelord89]

why the fuck is he a viking?

[bieberismybabe]

@piratelord89 Why the fuck not?

[VelmaCruz]

WHAT?

[lawyerxsinxdarkky]

If my girlfriend imitated this I would love her forever and never cheat or any kinda that shit. She'd stick her foot down my throat.

[zeratul880]

What THE heLL???

[lulumazurek]

haha

[changchangqian]

shes a badass bitch

[lawyerxsinxdarkky]

@changchangqian HELL YEAH!

[noface181]

Natalie is a BAMF

[xcode394]

i dont get how a harvard graduate can be like this...

[AdamNYgoomba]

The title reads the following " Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap lyrics" ok so i am wondering where is the lyrics ?!?!? For this lie and that your so sad you just want the view and comments i am goin to give you a dislike till it's corrected. Thumbs up if you agree. !!! by the way DISLIKE - THuMBS DOWN

[envysdaughter]

@AdamNYgoomba Read the fucking description, thats where the lyrics are. Retard.

[AdamNYgoomba]

@envysdaughter wow your so dumb it says lyrics where wre they ? looser bitch ur retarted not to add your my bitch

[envysdaughter]

@AdamNYgoomba click the "show more" thing

i'm not your bitch, cant be a female dog if i'm a dude now can i?

[joeaviators]

@AdamNYgoomba you're a fucking idiot, and you can't even spell retarded right, which in fact makes you retarded and not worthy of life

[michaelbnrj]

@joeaviators dude, no need to be so harsh. Go suck your faggot ass dads tits

[joeaviators]

@michaelbnrj wow way to try to put a bunch of words together to make an insult, which also insulted my dad which is awesome for me because hes a dick and i hate him so you lose but oh well dumb people never win

[cranberryarmidillo]

pretty sure that..i love this woman now (:

[irvinadame]

lyrics in description 

[lesblaguesdantoine]

can you add the lyrics I can't see it ?!

[Pnavr]

@lesblaguesdantoine it's in the description

[karumentic]

@lesblaguesdantoine It's below the video =]

[FILIPINADANCER09]

She's actually my idol. Like, I'm not even joking. 

[AuzNadeNation]

@FILIPINADANCER09 She's my Idol now

[Coolman4now]

She's better then Eminem

[esaman11]

@Coolman4now heck no dude

[14suede]

@Coolman4now sux it

[TheAcbeasyas123]

Queen Amidala can spit!!!!

[ProfLloydSupertoes]

Jaden's Rap :D

[TANODRODCOD]

fuck shes a legend

[killthecurex]

This is amazing xD

[VelinVelinov]

i typed "bad ass shut fuck dick"

and this comes out?

[XionVinco]

Eminem= best male rapper ever

Natlie= best female rapper ever

[Gamerscanbgurls4]

I just found out where that mentally challenged kid at school gets, "Dang Natalie, your a crazy chick!" :O Oh wow... lol

[ewelllle]

thanks for the lyrics! <3

[iHaveAMooStachex]

Well, Ashton Kutcher has a lovely Wife!

[ElephantsWiithWings]

@iHaveAMooStachex Ashton Kutcher is married to Demi Moore...

[iHaveAMooStachex]

@ElephantsWiithWings

Ah,Fail For Me.

[Fusi9n]

THE AM RADIO GUY FROM HOTROD!!!!

[dedricthere]

Better than 100% of nowadays rap songs. 

[WillardE4]

to be honest, this would be a legit rap song it it was a big black guy saying the lyrics.

[ss3kid]

Natlie Portman= Best Rapper EVER

[SlayerNinaFansub]

This is a parody or something? Because is COOOOOL!!!

[MrAmarow]

my dick is scared

[truebloodgrl]

this is amzing! she is so gorgeous

[PepsiGurl93]

"I never said I was a role model"

My favorite line ;)

[TimTehPilot]

WANT HER EVEN MOAR

[nonpoint666rocks]

my dick is scared...

[johnvines]

cocaine is hell of a drug

[Dethmasheen]

Poor Natalie has no breasts. :(

[powuhh]

@Dethmasheen she has a nice ass though. haha.

[phabbiola]

@Dethmasheen but now she is getting some after the baby is born.

[Dethmasheen]

@phabbiola

Ew dude.

[phabbiola]

@Dethmasheen LOL she is though, all women grow breats after having a baby.

[Dethmasheen]

@phabbiola

Witchcraft!

[phabbiola]

@Dethmasheen milk craft

[Dethmasheen]

@phabbiola Titpuss!

[2112nico]

YOU ROCKS PADME!!

[jbe2k]

lol shes jokes 

[killguta]

This is fucking epic! ROFLMAO!

[DjPaen]

my dick IS scared of you.

[sweetevis]

@DjPaen lol

[rafacolegaguay]

jajajajajajajajaja, q locura, natalie hija, lávate la boca con jabón

mi piene tiene miedo d ti xDDDDD

[enricole]

lol this man nuh rass............Natalie a my girl mi love har bad

[justbringit151515]

haha

she stole Eazy e's idea

/watch?v=45fKOMgXgkQ

[safiamaz]

So funny! When she throws the chair to the man hahaha. No more questions.... Love it.

[kittyfox7]

Thanks for the lyrics I couldn't understand a few lines she was saying. But I think she said 'Burban' like the alcohol not durban. At least I think heard so. I love this rap. xDDD

[killesberg911]

She DON'T SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER!¡!

[iluvskittles108]

When I went to harvard I smoked weed everyday....I think...she is amazing. I shall make a shrine of you...stfu and suck my dick!!!jk Lol besides I'm a chick :DD

[imaimaimabee]

sooo .. i think i'm in love with her?

[evilresidence4]

i sit right down on your face... AND TAKE A SHIT

[RallyBanner]

thats really her singing?

[originalarashi]

yeah ^^'