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From: welshpixie
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  • Not liking this 1:30mins of foreplay

  • in real life, its spooning... in minecraft... its... spadeing?

  • Why cant I unsubsrube on mu phone

  • Lol...nice pun.

  • I have a boner

  • The Creeper

    

  • They should get better at sex

  • @combatkid456 lmfao!!! :D

  • I have the most awkward boner.....I think it's the music's fault T_T

  • PROTEST ANTI SOPA AND PIPA!!!!!!!

  • sex= man hitting woman with a shovel :P

  • i'll never look at creepers the same way again 0_0

  • is it really that "HARD" to brake a wood?

  • The creeper... I saw what you did thar :P

  • AAAAAAHAHAHAHA THE CREEPER IS A COCK AND THE WORLD IS A VAG

    lol.

  • you will jizz at 2:08

  • LOL the creeper. Very subtle xD

  • Ябывдул*!!

  • what,the hell

    

  • i just made a new vid!

  • I hate videos that "does not mean offense". Grow a dick.

  • @aGruntNamedYayap It would be kind of weird if I grew a dick, me being a woman and all. Besides, I'd far prefer to be polite and well-mannered than uncaring and offensive. If that's what 'growing a dick' means, I'm glad I'm without. ;)

  • @welshpixie Aww...

  • @welshpixie powned

  • @aGruntNamedYayap maybe it's you who should learn that minecraft porn doesn't exist

  • @aGruntNamedYayap omg you got so owned :D

  • Thumbs up if you saw the skype notification...

  • Nizzotch(Notch) liked this video...check his channel

  • U r sad...

  • I get it its sex!

  • I took a fence hehe this was funny tho

  • is it weird i got an erection?

  • @MrKoiking1

    Nope. just means you like minecraft the perfect amount

  • I bet the guy's boss is like "How damn long does it take to fix some pipes!!"

  • o.O i just got horny af

  • why have 0.o 21 likes ????????

  • I search how to strip minecraft and i meant how to strip mine

  • look at 0:38 bottom right there is Skype

  • I CANT FAP TO THIS.

  • CREEPER in the ass

  • horny creeper lolz

  • creepy...

    

  • did anyone else think *im porkin it* at any point?

  • 1:55 chris brown and rhihanna

  • 0:36 skype much??? (down right corner)

  • i gots the wood allright

  • WTF CREEPER playing with DIRT!!!!?!?!??!

  • @0NightRage the creeper is the male place where pee comes out and the hole that the creeper is jumping into is the female place where pee comes out....

  • Omg this is so epic lol.

  • I laughed at Steve "Longshaft"

  • Oh my fucking god all u sados get a life and stop watching minecraft porn it's just sad

  • @riceforasians no ur just on the wrong minecraft side of youtube...

  • screw this to the hub

  • steve longshaft get it long-shaft HAHA!

  • ajhjhajhajha the beast porn ever!!! XD

  • Good porn.

  • ahahah that was awesome

  • All I read was porn.

  • they needed white wool XD

  • spade porn?

  • creeper part was definetly the funniest thing in the video

  • Wow

  • Ok porm on here fine

    Porn on tv rthats worse

    Porm on tv with it rated G

    The world is saying it's all about sex

    What did I just watch?

  • Why is he hitting her with a shovel? I wasn't aware sex normally worked liked this.

  • @SuperGreenSmartie probably using it to spank her

  • @SuperGreenSmartie Sex noobs...

  • 00:39 Skype this lol :D

  • This film is debility,but i was laughing.I am from Poland!!!

  • $TOP evrything in mincroft i$ block$ no?

  • So are they high?

  • 2:22 = eeww ;)

  • man, she sure emptied his shaft!

  • whahahah this is awesome!

    ahahah xD

  • This is the best thing, like, ever.

  • I heard about this through "The Shaft"

    A podcast all about minecraft. check out guys It's great!!

  • @smrtim15 Its funny because its called THE SHAFT... and this is a "porn" video

  • where the fuck are the manners?! D:

  • erm this is desturbing, welshpixie i talked to you on portert

  • no you blowed up jimmy the creeper camera man

  • random creeper

  • This is awesome XD Love the creeper part XD

  • LooooooooooL

  • OMG LOLOLOL

  • You GROSS!!!!!

  • I finally learnt how to masterbate over this

  • how about antialiasing?

  • Thanks for proving rule 34.

  • HE DIDN'T EVEN CLOSE THE DOOR!

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to.

  • in for some hot spanking

  • 2:23 trololo creeper

  • the creeper XD

  • The weirdest thing I ever saw in MC o,0

  • I got a boner from this

  • o.O

  • uhmm... alrighty then...

  • 2:26 premature detonation lol XD

  • lol omg this vid is how i learned of minecraft imagine knowing nothing of a game and this is the first thing you see it was a article on gamesradar

  • The music is so catchy.. I can't stop taping my foot to it.

  • 2:25 ...and BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

  • is that normal this gave me a boner?

  • yay masturbate at 2:23

  • I am scared O.O

  • and then a creeper came and joined and became a threesome

  • @andreafaul explody threesome, i may add.

  • i like minecraft porn now

  • why do i get a boner? :D amazing funny video!

  • 0_0

  • 1:55 slap dat ass... with a shoval

  • lol

    

  • @thecridict100

    I didn't get the joke, why is it funny.

  • @Ximpropersaintx mhh me to lol?

  • Shovel action

  • What did I just watch? haha good job!

  • Creeper blew his load.

  • Now, Everytime I See A Creeper Im Gonna Think Of This Video.

  • The creeper killed me hahaha

  • frekin hellarious lol i not spels

  • Skype^^

  • Well, rule 34.

  • haha funny

  • Wait.. who's the cameraman?

  • @Kvokki Jaco/Rusty/my boyfriend (all one guy, just not sure how well you know the names ;p). Me and 'the female voice' played the character parts, and Jaco also did the male voice.

  • @welshpixie the guy isn't look like he is have +18 is look more like 15 or 16.....

  • @Kvokki A SPY

  • lol stupid creeper

  • Best porn ever.

  • LOL that part with the creeper was epic!

  • playing minecraft has never been so physical 

  • and i forgot to say....LOL wtf the creeper xD

  • not again...another plumber in a "porn" history?! xD

  • Lol wtf

  • So the concept of sex in minecraft is beating the woman with a shovel, flying 5 feet of the ground, and stomping on each other's genitals?

  • @Nighthawk34100 yes that's basicly it

  • this should be marked mature XD

  • Even your description is naughty, being tongue in cheek....Good job! d:)

  • I search for a minecraft strip mining tutorial and this is what I get...

  • @Derpiology Haha, my apologies ;)

  • anyone saw skype open up

  • That creeper was creepin'.

  • wtf was with the creeper in a hole???

  • @Zominiater He was the man's P%&%$ And that place was the girls inside

  • I SWEAR I HAD A BONER BEFORE THIS VIDEO

  • thumbs up if you typed in "minecraft porn"

  • are you serious .. = ="

  • @GazRockK Why did you watch this if you're gonna whine about the content. Sheesh

  • @Kaakshe it was more of a #smh kinda thing ahah.

  • 2:27 BOOM PREGNANT!

  • @NeoSpeedfire Nope that's The dude's D^&% exploding from too much Fap%$%$

  • 2:22 LMAO and that music :D:D:D

  • i mean sink! damnit minecraft new worlds starting.....

  • omg!!

    i should try to make a furnace like that!!!!!

  • and boom goes the creeper lol (fam guy reference)

  • OMG That was epic :-)

  • I am amazed by the ignorance and narrow-minded comments shortly below me. You clearly have some kind of agenda and/or vendetta that your desperately trying to find justification for. It's sad. Please, for your own sake, find something better to do with your time them embarrass yourselves further.

  • Why the fuck did I watch that?

  • @aquawarrior10 This isn't MCWB. This is my youtube channel. They are completely unrelated. Luclin runs the MCWB youtube channel, as you well know. If you're sore about being banned, take it elswhere - you're making yourself look like an idiot. Again.

  • @aquawarrior10 Such a shame that a 14 year old would rage out to such a point as to take a video, which is aimed at making people chuckle and using it as, what SynPlay said, justification for retaliating against an admin basically doing her job. Are you used to getting what you want from mummy and daddy? Now -that- is tragic. You were banned for a reason. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime as the saying goes. Perhaps when you've grown up a little. Oh, forgot one part.. Immature child.

  • @aquawarrior10 Well well well, I have one question for you, If you are a kid, Then why the fuck did you look at the video ''Strip minning - The minecraft PORN Parody'' It specially says ''PORN'' In it, So kid, Stop Trying to troll if you don't have everything planned

  • @aquawarrior10 Oh I forgotte something, Idiot.

  • 1:58

  • Creeper must get R8PED

  • LOL

  • @thecridict100 its dik in Ya know what

  • @thecridict100 I get it. The creeper is the penis. In and out of the hole and when he explodes it is the ejaculation XD

  • I just know someone is jacking off to this.

  • so um... how do you crouch like that? o.0

  • @iKev99 Left shift

  • mean while kitchen is flooding.

    Awesome video and very funny.

  • where is the getting wood archivment?

  • What... what the fuck? What that fuck did I just watch? O_o