why call yourself and label yourself and atheist? just walk the earth... you dont have to go around being reverse bigots... you're not fixing anything.
so your saying that the only proof of god is the bible. a man made book. and i guess that you are also saying that if i made a book about a imaginary person and started going around saying i had mystical powers received by a man in the sky, youd believe me.
If the only thing keeping atheists from raping and sodomizing people is secular law...what's the excuse for all of these Christian pastors who keep getting busted with young/underage men?
Hitler and Stalin where catholic you twits. Also the bilble is full of terrible accounts of genocide, Salvery, murder and rape..... And you claim this gives us our values. Good luck leading an unsinful life with that as your moral compase.
Following the profile link to Mrs.Whitford's blog, I found the blog to be full of intolerance, prejudice and hate - even against less hardcore christians.
Seems a bit too much effort for a normal troll, more like some seriously deluded extremist.
Christians don't seem to know their own Bible. The female character claimed Jesus died for three days. There church pushes the phraseology of, "...rose on the third day." Three days is incorrect.
Saying athiests are crazy and stupid because some are is like saying all christians are evil dictators and pedophiles, just because some catholic preists and one man by the name of Adolph Hitler are
Just so you guys know, this is a troll. She's part of a fake website that is made to make fun of Christians, and annoy people. Don't flip out, welcome to the internet.
The bible is a mythological book from the bronze age. It's one of the most violent, mysogonistic, divisive books ever compiled. Why would any modern-day thinker work backwards from this old relic written by men who wiped their asses with their bare hands? Religion poisons everything!
@mrswhitford atheism is the lack of belief of gods either due to no evidence convincing them or ignorance of the concept of god. im not filled with rage,
you are an idiot.
america is not a christian nation btw.
hitler was a christian btw. doing Gods will.
and secularism in america is from the agnostic and atheistic founding fathers. you moron
The founders of America were heretics, deists and freemasons. America is not a christian nation. Russia was a Christian nation with a Christian emperor.
AND HERE IT IS THE ATHEIST DILEMMA, we aren't pissed off or filled with rage and its appalling you believe so, and hitler was a catholic and so many Christians have committed genocide does that make all Christians bad and also what logic is that one atheist is bad so they all are if so it applies to you to stop with this double standard and fuck you man don't tread on my heroes and you cant violate the first amendment dipshit. Oh and one more thing by evidence you mean the stories made up?
Mrswhitford I think you are very talented and unlike many of your viewers I get your humor. Were you hurt by a believer in the past? You know a lot of the bible and I pray that God will use His words in you effectually and give you saving faith. Seems you have heard every tatic from witnesses I would just say repent and believe and you shall be saved.
Poe's Law strikes again, you can't tell the difference between extremists and people making fun of extremists, because they couldn't get anymore ridiculous.
Okay guys this is clearly a parody. These are such flawed arguments that most (notice how I said most) Christians can see how poorly they are constructed
"This means atheists are as bad as Hitler and Stalin." I do believe I've found the single stupidest, most ignorant video on the internet. I genuinely can't comprehend the fact that there are people who think that atheists are as evil as a genocidal dictator.
I'm not angry at Jesus because he wont let me sin day and night, I'm mad at the bible because it makes women looks immoral and not worthy of anything. I don't need you to save me for my sins, i am just fine.
. . . this is wrong. You are wrong. You asshole. People believe what they want. you can't change the way people are with these videos. Almost every single religious person has excepted that there are homosexuals,vegetarians, and atheists everywhere. And when you say that we are a blight against god You are insulting people you don't know. P.S your history is wrong Hitler was a catholic. He was just evil. Christians aren't the perfect. Far from it lady.
I hate the definition of atheism that some people use. Denide sounds so close-minded. The fact is that the denidal is AFTER evidence has been presented, because the evidence wasnt convincing.
No actually atheism is just """I dont believe in God"". Normally because theists dont present any compelling evidence.
hitler was cristian you your self are defing the message that jesus left yes acoriding to cristans he did die for our sins and acording to the bible he said that you cant be a asshole and be cristan u need to be who you are and be tolerent nice caring and concideret to every body
I must assume this was a joke because none of your "facts" are true. All of your arguments are exactly the straw man arguments others use to mock Christianity.
@ml1081801 I disagree... They argue that their Jesus was socialist, and therefore America should be socialist. These people blindly follow Jesus not questioning him. They think that just because Jesus said it it's logically sound. The radical christian left needs to be labeled as an anti-human rights movement. They are similar to the Puritans of colonial America. Trying to make a Biblically sound community.
@OverseerJames Um... actually democrats want to seperate church and state completely. We try to base our opinions on fact, not religious superstition.
@ml1081801 No, they try to incorporate socialism into america arguing their deity proves it is sound. The radical Christian left does not care that big government is failing. They blindly argue that we should the evil wealthy should give their money to the godly poor; not caring about the negative economic effects. When congress came to an agreement on the budget the democrats were chanting "why did you pass that Satin sandwich". Your either with the radical christian left or against.
@ml1081801 Your not making any argument whatsoever. After congress passed the budget agreement the democrats were chanting "why did you pass that satan sandwich" to Hillary Clinton. If you really love your jesus then you wouldn't force your religion on other people. Your prob part of the radical christian left. You want us to adopt a powerful theocratic government. Where everyone is on welfare so the government can tell you what to do or they'll take away your welfare for not being christian.
This video is a JOKE! Atheism is not the willful denial of the reality of god. Let me define atheism for you! Atheism is the lack of faith required to believe in any deity known to man. Atheism stems from reason, logic, and evidence. It makes no sense why your deeds and "sins" would have cosmic significance. It's a nice fantasy; I'll give you that but it's NOT real. There's as much evidence for the existence of god as there is for the existence of cosmic surveillance cameras. Enough of my rant!
This video is a total joke!!!!!! Atheists are not mad at god because first of all we don't believe that a being like that even exists. This video proves nothing more than your stupidity and ignorance about what atheism is. Atheism is nothing more than the rejection of the theistic claims.
If you think atheism is a religion then do you call theism a religion? No you don't. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism are religion under theism. Understand now, dipshit? lol.
@Pilgrim1411 wrong! Morality isn't always black and white. Everyone would agree and yes that includes atheists that murder is wrong. As we are sociable creatures, we must recognize a cooperative way of living. That's ultimately where morality comes from. In fact religion has never had a problem with murder. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. All you have to do is look at the history of religion.
@Pilgrim1411 The only things keeping Christians in line are the threat of eternal hell fire and torture, the promise of eternal life in heaven and secular laws. In other words: it takes a lot less to keep an atheist in line.
I'm Christian, and I thought this was brilliant. I love reading books by Richard Dawkins and when people actually do spout stuff like this, it makes the sensible Christians look bad.
@2011vincentm but there should be no "if" because an "if" implies a possibility. In this particular case, there is no possibility: not all christians think like this.
At points in the video I thought this must be a joke. But hearing it through and looking at the users account, I don't think it is. I mean, this argument for god is absurd-- there are arguments out there that at least make a semi-decent attempts (in that they don't bank on deference to the authority they want to prove) for proving god. This is thoroughly disturbing. P.S.-- check out the first amendment.
christians bury the truth until it cannot any longer be buried. religion is dieing as i post this. in our small town there are 4 churches including the black one (which has a larger active membership than the others combined) on is completely closed one has about 40 active memebrs or less(huge baptist church and the other about 25. hopefully soon they''ll all close
I don't understand how can a person believe in something that has no evidence? The bible says that earth is a few thousand years old. But we have evidence that its much older than that. And they don't care. Believing in a written text by hell knows who wrote it and there were no reports or witnesses of such. And all these religions claiming they are right and others are wrong. Why can't everyone be straight with an answer? This is why its all bullshit and mind poisoning.
@soulfulpisces yeah, thats why he championed the writings of Nietzche, as well as dabble in occultism. To be honest I dont know what he was, he said alot of shit to in support, but he wasnt a catholic.
It's very obvious that this video is made by an unthinking christian. Atheists do not argue like that. Real atheists have more solid arguments that those mentioned in this debate. And atheists do not pray to Satan, for they do not believe on such entity.
Good job showing every way in which these christians are ignorant, arrogant and hateful! This is really funny and so true of christian bigotry! You have it spot on!
At a certai point, immaterialists will come to the realization that it's never been a conflict between those who believe & those who don't believe in immaterial thingies.
The conflict may have always been:
Does one embrace fables as a means to better understand the natural physical world & to feel less discomfort due to numerous unknowns?
Or, does one responsibly accept these unknowns, so as to commit to the necessary & challenging work needed to better understand the natural physical world.
After checking her profile and blog, I'm inclined to think not.
Also, I had to hunt to find anything about "Tabor's Law" online. Apparently, they misinterpret Poe's Law (when we think they're a spoof due to their crazy claims) as a cop out.
So, basically, they claim victory because we can't believe anyone would be so stupid.
I myself am an atheist and I do not feel the urge to rape, kill, or steal. also simply because one atheist committed such immoral crimes (even though he was actually christian but i'll play along) many and i mean many christians in the bible and even in the present day commit numerous "sins" which would be considered unmoral like. we do not need a fairy tale book to teach us about our own set of personal morals.
@Iannapiaja Hitler was, not actually sure about Stalin. All I know about Stalin is he tried to destroy religion so no one would have anyone to follow besides him.
@Iannapiaja Stalin was an atheist, but only because he wanted everyone to worship him as the one true authority above all others. The totalitarian communism implemented by him was effectively a cult/religion that demanded absolute obedience from everyone and punished anyone who dissented. Because other religions promoted a different higher authority in competition to Stalin.
Of course this video advocating "making atheism illegal" is just as morally reprehensible as Stalin's regime.
I think instead of making a video against atheism you have unintentionally made yourself look bad. Are you so insecure about your belief in God that you convince yourself everybody who doesn't believe in him must be evil?
1:10 The bible is the word of god! How do we know this? The bible says so! If I wrote a book saying I'm a god, then you read it, would you believe it? No, you wouldn't. What makes the bible special?
1:28 Atheism is a religion just as much as "off" is a television channel.
2:06 If you're implying Jesus would be a conservative, you're a moron. Jesus heals people for free in the bible. Jesus even says "Sell all your possessions and give to the poor".
0:33 Except for the fact America was founded to get away from Catholic persecution. That, and the First Ammendment and First Commandment DIRECTLY contradict each other!
0:43 In Mien Kampf he says he "was doing the work of the creator". Also, if Hitler being an atheist matters, I guess all christians are pedophiles and rapists, right? America's prison population is more than 90% christian. What does that say?
0:55 Really? I know if I kill people, I'm going to be outcast from society and die.
It's funny how fucking stupid you are. And tell me this: if unicorns ever existed (lol) then why haven't we found anything proving this, bones for example? =p By the way you're an idiot and I did your mom =)
Go fuck yourself!!!!!! Believe in whatever the fuck you want but don't make crap like this cause I swear to "god" if I ever meet you in real life I'll... I won't finnish that sentence and you should be fucking grateful I didn't!!!! You fucking shit face!!!!!
America is not and never has been a Christian nation. Most of the founders were deists. Hitler was a roman catholic. Saying that since there are bad people in a group, therefore everyone in the group is just as bad is one of the worst arguments I've ever heard. Being surprised that it's "legal" to be an atheist is showing that you don't know what the first amendment is, or you just don't think other beliefs warrant protection. What evidence? Atheism is not a religion, it is a lack thereof.
@jediguardian1 "In God we Trust" was added to american currency in 1957, mainly to create a larger divide between the united states and Russia, because this was during the cold war. Regardless, it does violate the first amendment, as christianity and judaism are the only religions to call their deity "God", contradicting the part of "no preference of one religion over another".
Also, when choosing an indefinite article, you normally use "An" when the next word begins with a vowel sound.
I am a christian. What i DONT get is that athiests will go round putting hate videos on youtube about God on youtube and when someone hates against you, you get a hissy fit. Really?
@zamio1 Atheists don't hate god nor do they intentionally "sin". They're not full of rage! Atheists are simply people who deny the existence of god(s). Just to let you know, I am an atheist! I use to be religious but after reading the bible several times, learning about the history of religion, not getting my prayers answered, and using logic, I finally came to the conclusion that there is no intelligent designer! Maybe you will have to find out the hard way i.e. after you die!
@FallofDarkness55 So you say theres no God because...your prayers wernt answers? Wow...How do you explain how the world was created? And i do pray you dont find the hard truth that there is a God when you die.
@zamio1 See that's the thing that makes me laugh! You theists believe the universe had to have some intelligent designer due to the complexity of it! Wrong! Your logic uses nothing more than bald assertions and logical fallacies! The universe was created via the big bang! It had an enormous amount of energy behind it but not infinite, for this would violate the laws of physics! Scientists at least have 'almost' conclusive evidence of the big bang whereas god does not whatsoever!
@FallofDarkness55 The big bang eh? So how did that come around? Chemicals? WHERE THE HELL DID CHEMICALS COME FROME? Ya see? And explain to me how an EXPLOSION could create everything?
@zamio1 The Big Bang was caused by quantum fluctuations! The chemicals came from the subatomic particles that coalesced about 15 billion years ago. And you religious nuts make it sound like all of this was created out of thin air. Even though it took seconds to form the primordial chemicals, it still took time to form the chemicals. And everything else you see in the universe is created by matter and is a by product of these chemicals i.e. for instance, the earth's atmosphere and water.
This is a spoof series intended to parody fundamentalist Christianity.
anniemaggie53 3 days ago
"DO NOT BE DECEIVED, GOD IS NOT MOCKED!"
AMEN!
homosexualsin 5 days ago
*facedesk*
matrixgoer45 1 week ago
why call yourself and label yourself and atheist? just walk the earth... you dont have to go around being reverse bigots... you're not fixing anything.
TheGuinnessboys 2 weeks ago
so your saying that the only proof of god is the bible. a man made book. and i guess that you are also saying that if i made a book about a imaginary person and started going around saying i had mystical powers received by a man in the sky, youd believe me.
mikesavio66 4 weeks ago
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you should burn in hel- oh wait there is no hell!
halo77mac 1 month ago
you should burn in hell- oh wait there is no hell!
halo77mac 1 month ago
@halo77mac How do you know? Atheism is a religion because it assumes too much and does not acknowledge agnosticism.
DJRedSTUDIOS 3 weeks ago
If the only thing keeping atheists from raping and sodomizing people is secular law...what's the excuse for all of these Christian pastors who keep getting busted with young/underage men?
lacruciverbiste 1 month ago
@lacruciverbiste They have no excuse. They will be on the other side of the gulf my friend. Athiesim is wrong.
MrJames23426 1 month ago
Hitler and Stalin where catholic you twits. Also the bilble is full of terrible accounts of genocide, Salvery, murder and rape..... And you claim this gives us our values. Good luck leading an unsinful life with that as your moral compase.
gavinbbadger 1 month ago
Following the profile link to Mrs.Whitford's blog, I found the blog to be full of intolerance, prejudice and hate - even against less hardcore christians.
Seems a bit too much effort for a normal troll, more like some seriously deluded extremist.
Radonatos 1 month ago
do not know if troll? damn, says alot about some christians that this is probably a joke but sounds EXACTLY like alot of real believers! lmao
xth3k0wxh1ms3lfx 1 month ago
ahhh, ignorance will be the end of us. You people are insane.
MrSilverSquid 1 month ago
huuumm burning books didn't the guy with the funny facial hair do something like that
pantherace1000 1 month ago
Hitler was christian....fail
xiwi01 1 month ago
This point is valid even if this is a parody.
Christians don't seem to know their own Bible. The female character claimed Jesus died for three days. There church pushes the phraseology of, "...rose on the third day." Three days is incorrect.
Bible:
1. ... died Friday evening. Let's guess 7pm.
2. ... 24 hours: Saturday
3. ... rose very early: Sunday. How about 5am.
5h + 24h + 5h = 34h
Less than one and a half days.
matthewtaylorbrown 1 month ago
freaking funny
SuperMrAtheist 1 month ago
oh and hitler was christian, you retard!
KidzGame2 1 month ago 2
Saying athiests are crazy and stupid because some are is like saying all christians are evil dictators and pedophiles, just because some catholic preists and one man by the name of Adolph Hitler are
KidzGame2 1 month ago
Guys this is a joke! Really funny too
MintleafSYTYCD 1 month ago
By the way...Atheism isn't a religion...it's a lack thereof.
InsertWityyName 2 months ago
Bill clinton was a christian that makes all christians as bad as bill clinton and hitler thought he was jesus and dont fuck with historyth
MrThatjerk 2 months ago
Out of all the people on youtube, your the number one idiot i have ever found! Congratulations!
BriannasPlanet 2 months ago
this proves religious people only use false arguments against atheists and its hilarious
fresh78212 2 months ago in playlist Liberals
Im Agnostic, i thought this was hilarious, and it only confirms my standpoint, which is that i would never become religious :)
berlev 2 months ago
Best video ever. Would watch again. A++
chbrules 2 months ago
Violent pornography makes me sad.
Not the song by S.O.A.D. but actual violent porn.
Or maybe it's more like, I like cute porn better, not the agressive-bend-over-and-I'll-ram-you-until-I'm-very-exhausted kind.
wollhax 2 months ago
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Just so you guys know, this is a troll. She's part of a fake website that is made to make fun of Christians, and annoy people. Don't flip out, welcome to the internet.
LukeHasAimbot 3 months ago
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The bible is a mythological book from the bronze age. It's one of the most violent, mysogonistic, divisive books ever compiled. Why would any modern-day thinker work backwards from this old relic written by men who wiped their asses with their bare hands? Religion poisons everything!
Sweence 3 months ago
I say fuck all religion its just their to control you
metalhead101ify 3 months ago
This is greatest parody of right-wing lunatics I have ever seen!
Watch this... Conservative Christian Logic:
watch?v=UDBYGXWMAOw
csmcmillion 3 months ago
lmao rage? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SUGGEST I HAVE RAGE YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!
nnix669900 4 months ago
@mrswhitford atheism is the lack of belief of gods either due to no evidence convincing them or ignorance of the concept of god. im not filled with rage,
you are an idiot.
america is not a christian nation btw.
hitler was a christian btw. doing Gods will.
and secularism in america is from the agnostic and atheistic founding fathers. you moron
gphhawkins 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mrswhitford
@gphhawkins God is not a man made concept, but Religion is.... maybe
xPray2die2dayx 4 months ago
@xPray2die2dayx both are man made, can u prove that god exist?
gphhawkins 4 months ago
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@gphhawkins can you prove he does not?
xPray2die2dayx 4 months ago
@xPray2die2dayx faries have as much evidence of god are faries not man made
finka123456 4 months ago
The founders of America were heretics, deists and freemasons. America is not a christian nation. Russia was a Christian nation with a Christian emperor.
Pilgrim1411 4 months ago 2
These videos are deffinately satire, I wasn't sure with the first one I saw but this one couldn't be sincere. Funny shit ;)
bobthecat420 4 months ago
AND HERE IT IS THE ATHEIST DILEMMA, we aren't pissed off or filled with rage and its appalling you believe so, and hitler was a catholic and so many Christians have committed genocide does that make all Christians bad and also what logic is that one atheist is bad so they all are if so it applies to you to stop with this double standard and fuck you man don't tread on my heroes and you cant violate the first amendment dipshit. Oh and one more thing by evidence you mean the stories made up?
TheGhostOfAbraham 4 months ago
@TheGhostOfAbraham :) though its funny
TheGhostOfAbraham 4 months ago
You make me laugh
123littlesam 4 months ago
Please tell me this is a troll. Please?
Pretty please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
...Darn it. There goes humanity :/
Tyssilago 4 months ago
LOL!!! This is the best satire I have ever seen!
tfavors28 4 months ago
i love this..... Trolling video
ValkyrieofTomorrow 5 months ago
Mrswhitford I think you are very talented and unlike many of your viewers I get your humor. Were you hurt by a believer in the past? You know a lot of the bible and I pray that God will use His words in you effectually and give you saving faith. Seems you have heard every tatic from witnesses I would just say repent and believe and you shall be saved.
route2033 5 months ago
This is the fucking funniest video of all time.
TheMegaMuslimMan 5 months ago
Poe's Law strikes again, you can't tell the difference between extremists and people making fun of extremists, because they couldn't get anymore ridiculous.
jmdnarri 5 months ago
This is an extremely Poe excuse for a video.
dimbulb23 5 months ago
Okay guys this is clearly a parody. These are such flawed arguments that most (notice how I said most) Christians can see how poorly they are constructed
Guitarded97 5 months ago 18
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i wish i could believe that, but I'm not entirely convinced that this is a joke. it seems that this guy believes what he says
MrRentcontrol 2 months ago
@Guitarded97 Your pathetic dude
samueli94 1 month ago
Hitler was christian, it is a proven fact. stop making up stuff, you just make it sound like God is made up as well.
Darkstorma1 5 months ago
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"This means atheists are as bad as Hitler and Stalin." I do believe I've found the single stupidest, most ignorant video on the internet. I genuinely can't comprehend the fact that there are people who think that atheists are as evil as a genocidal dictator.
ColdSteelandBlood 5 months ago
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ColdSteelandBlood 5 months ago
good work.
ejvb1 5 months ago
By the way..........How can i worship Satan if i dont believe in him??? :)
KanjiYakushi11 5 months ago
When i first started watching your videos i thought you were kidding.... :| :| But... wow ... lol..... :/ i now know you need psychological help
KanjiYakushi11 5 months ago
Hahahaha. This is hilarious :)
StringUsername 5 months ago
I'm not angry at Jesus because he wont let me sin day and night, I'm mad at the bible because it makes women looks immoral and not worthy of anything. I don't need you to save me for my sins, i am just fine.
FeelTheRomance18 5 months ago
. . . this is wrong. You are wrong. You asshole. People believe what they want. you can't change the way people are with these videos. Almost every single religious person has excepted that there are homosexuals,vegetarians, and atheists everywhere. And when you say that we are a blight against god You are insulting people you don't know. P.S your history is wrong Hitler was a catholic. He was just evil. Christians aren't the perfect. Far from it lady.
MrsHappyFace424 5 months ago
Funny thing, is how people think this is for real.
gizmo6916 5 months ago in playlist Videos from mrswhitford
I hate the definition of atheism that some people use. Denide sounds so close-minded. The fact is that the denidal is AFTER evidence has been presented, because the evidence wasnt convincing.
No actually atheism is just """I dont believe in God"". Normally because theists dont present any compelling evidence.
gulbirk 5 months ago
hitler was cristian you your self are defing the message that jesus left yes acoriding to cristans he did die for our sins and acording to the bible he said that you cant be a asshole and be cristan u need to be who you are and be tolerent nice caring and concideret to every body
Honyi1 5 months ago
I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid. Please be satire...please?
Enlightenedopinion92 5 months ago
I must assume this was a joke because none of your "facts" are true. All of your arguments are exactly the straw man arguments others use to mock Christianity.
slocal75 5 months ago 16
Doesn't anyone else find this hilarious?
FReekYWoG 5 months ago
@FReekYWoG Oh most definitely.
AlexaVeganna 5 months ago
The founding fathers were deists not Christians
StephenDavis3 6 months ago
is this satire?
redbulborb 6 months ago
Democrats want to mix religion and the constitution. This is why im republican.
OverseerJames 6 months ago
@OverseerJames you have that backwards...
ml1081801 6 months ago
@ml1081801 I disagree... They argue that their Jesus was socialist, and therefore America should be socialist. These people blindly follow Jesus not questioning him. They think that just because Jesus said it it's logically sound. The radical christian left needs to be labeled as an anti-human rights movement. They are similar to the Puritans of colonial America. Trying to make a Biblically sound community.
OverseerJames 6 months ago
@OverseerJames Um... actually democrats want to seperate church and state completely. We try to base our opinions on fact, not religious superstition.
ml1081801 6 months ago
@ml1081801 No, they try to incorporate socialism into america arguing their deity proves it is sound. The radical Christian left does not care that big government is failing. They blindly argue that we should the evil wealthy should give their money to the godly poor; not caring about the negative economic effects. When congress came to an agreement on the budget the democrats were chanting "why did you pass that Satin sandwich". Your either with the radical christian left or against.
OverseerJames 5 months ago
@OverseerJames I think you're confusing democrats and conservatives.
ml1081801 6 months ago
@ml1081801 Your not making any argument whatsoever. After congress passed the budget agreement the democrats were chanting "why did you pass that satan sandwich" to Hillary Clinton. If you really love your jesus then you wouldn't force your religion on other people. Your prob part of the radical christian left. You want us to adopt a powerful theocratic government. Where everyone is on welfare so the government can tell you what to do or they'll take away your welfare for not being christian.
OverseerJames 5 months ago
This HAS to be a joke. There's no way it isn't.
ChangingTheSpectrum 6 months ago
This video is a JOKE! Atheism is not the willful denial of the reality of god. Let me define atheism for you! Atheism is the lack of faith required to believe in any deity known to man. Atheism stems from reason, logic, and evidence. It makes no sense why your deeds and "sins" would have cosmic significance. It's a nice fantasy; I'll give you that but it's NOT real. There's as much evidence for the existence of god as there is for the existence of cosmic surveillance cameras. Enough of my rant!
ajhrockerboy6 6 months ago
There are a lot strong arguments for religion but this is clearly not one of them
neosoontoretro 6 months ago
God's existence cannot be proven in any falsifiable, conclusive, or irrefutable way.
peasantsoul 6 months ago
This video is a total joke!!!!!! Atheists are not mad at god because first of all we don't believe that a being like that even exists. This video proves nothing more than your stupidity and ignorance about what atheism is. Atheism is nothing more than the rejection of the theistic claims.
If you think atheism is a religion then do you call theism a religion? No you don't. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism are religion under theism. Understand now, dipshit? lol.
FallofDarkness55 6 months ago
The ONLY thing keeping atheists in line are secular laws.
Pilgrim1411 6 months ago
@Pilgrim1411 wrong! Morality isn't always black and white. Everyone would agree and yes that includes atheists that murder is wrong. As we are sociable creatures, we must recognize a cooperative way of living. That's ultimately where morality comes from. In fact religion has never had a problem with murder. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. All you have to do is look at the history of religion.
FallofDarkness55 6 months ago
@Pilgrim1411 The only things keeping Christians in line are the threat of eternal hell fire and torture, the promise of eternal life in heaven and secular laws. In other words: it takes a lot less to keep an atheist in line.
peasantsoul 6 months ago
Great video!
Pilgrim1411 6 months ago
I'm Christian, and I thought this was brilliant. I love reading books by Richard Dawkins and when people actually do spout stuff like this, it makes the sensible Christians look bad.
zetsuXfangurl 6 months ago
God and government are the two lies that need faith and hope to continue to delude the weak-minded.
AndyWright68 6 months ago
Great comedy! I think it's wonderful how you make a subtly make a pro-atheist argument by having these characters spout such ignorant crap! Bravo!
SeanOsborn 6 months ago
Ah this shit is funny
2011vincentm 6 months ago
If every christian thinks like this, i laugh at their stupidity even harder lol
Resurrected2011 6 months ago
@Resurrected2011 I'm a christian, and I don't think like this at all. In fact the majority of christians probably don't think like this.
TheVoodude 6 months ago
@TheVoodude he said "if"
2011vincentm 6 months ago
@2011vincentm but there should be no "if" because an "if" implies a possibility. In this particular case, there is no possibility: not all christians think like this.
TheVoodude 6 months ago
At points in the video I thought this must be a joke. But hearing it through and looking at the users account, I don't think it is. I mean, this argument for god is absurd-- there are arguments out there that at least make a semi-decent attempts (in that they don't bank on deference to the authority they want to prove) for proving god. This is thoroughly disturbing. P.S.-- check out the first amendment.
Vkljk 6 months ago
I really hope this is a joke. I really do.
doboromon1 6 months ago
christians bury the truth until it cannot any longer be buried. religion is dieing as i post this. in our small town there are 4 churches including the black one (which has a larger active membership than the others combined) on is completely closed one has about 40 active memebrs or less(huge baptist church and the other about 25. hopefully soon they''ll all close
otherworldtrader1 6 months ago
@otherworldtrader1 thank god ;) hahahahahaha
2011vincentm 6 months ago
I don't understand how can a person believe in something that has no evidence? The bible says that earth is a few thousand years old. But we have evidence that its much older than that. And they don't care. Believing in a written text by hell knows who wrote it and there were no reports or witnesses of such. And all these religions claiming they are right and others are wrong. Why can't everyone be straight with an answer? This is why its all bullshit and mind poisoning.
SuperXpress2 7 months ago
well lady its official you and obese people is why the rest of the world hates america
mcwendys11 7 months ago
Haha oh my god this is crazy!
miketrapani 7 months ago
Haha. Wow.
TieXiongJi 7 months ago
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doof69er 7 months ago
Always beware of the psychotic religious!!!!!!
cuttingedgecomix 7 months ago
Amazing XD
V0r4xiz 7 months ago
This video is the greatest troll on YouTube. Though if the creator believes what he/she is saying, then god help us all.
yautja898 7 months ago
I Don't want you to fucking pray , u suffer a neurological disorder !
MrFaisoly 7 months ago
Hitler was a Catholic, not an atheist.
soulfulpisces 7 months ago 39
@soulfulpisces
Hitler's god was Germany
ChristianEastern 6 months ago
@soulfulpisces yeah, thats why he championed the writings of Nietzche, as well as dabble in occultism. To be honest I dont know what he was, he said alot of shit to in support, but he wasnt a catholic.
MyDormantSoul 6 months ago
@soulfulpisces bullshit, hitler didnt believe in god
drewdrummer7 5 months ago
It's very obvious that this video is made by an unthinking christian. Atheists do not argue like that. Real atheists have more solid arguments that those mentioned in this debate. And atheists do not pray to Satan, for they do not believe on such entity.
bjpogi210 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out 'visit from a christian' it is funny. You would like it
TheUsfantelope 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0/10. Troll harder.
edmondsjc 7 months ago
Good job showing every way in which these christians are ignorant, arrogant and hateful! This is really funny and so true of christian bigotry! You have it spot on!
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
At a certai point, immaterialists will come to the realization that it's never been a conflict between those who believe & those who don't believe in immaterial thingies.
The conflict may have always been:
Does one embrace fables as a means to better understand the natural physical world & to feel less discomfort due to numerous unknowns?
Or, does one responsibly accept these unknowns, so as to commit to the necessary & challenging work needed to better understand the natural physical world.
thedeeliciousplum 7 months ago
Poe?
GamingWithAtheism 7 months ago
@GamingWithAtheism
After checking her profile and blog, I'm inclined to think not.
Also, I had to hunt to find anything about "Tabor's Law" online. Apparently, they misinterpret Poe's Law (when we think they're a spoof due to their crazy claims) as a cop out.
So, basically, they claim victory because we can't believe anyone would be so stupid.
ulodetero 7 months ago
when one person suffers from a delusion that person is insane but when a group of people suffer from a delusion they are "religious".
henf5671 7 months ago 3
Feminism? Are...are you serious? Please, PLEASE tell me this is one big spoof on how stupid Christians can be...
isisismynamemarie 7 months ago
I can't even be mad. Too funny.
annikapoww 7 months ago
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annikapoww 7 months ago
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annikapoww 7 months ago
I thought this was a comedy,I'm laughing so hard. Religious fools.
DURZIOtheAMAZING 7 months ago
Oh Gods, I came in here to prove these fucks wrong, but I can't stop long enough to do so.
HimesInu 7 months ago
Sad thing is alot of people i know that are part of religion think and say and think exactly the same as this video. Sad.
Tac3r 8 months ago 17
@Tac3r It's all gotten quite sad hasn't it?
MrJohnnyLeith 7 months ago
@Tac3r fuck u Jesus is boss
Jackass333303 6 months ago
@Jackass333303 Thats why i resigned from my "job" at Church, i didnt get payed anyway! ;D
Tac3r 6 months ago
the crusades and the inquisition, anyone remember those?
Nomis095 8 months ago
i had unicorn once.. it was damn good ^.^
MrDneter 8 months ago
All the founding fathers of america were not christian. The qoutes they said about christianity is pretty much NOT CHRISTIAN
thefamily1234able 8 months ago
I myself am an atheist and I do not feel the urge to rape, kill, or steal. also simply because one atheist committed such immoral crimes (even though he was actually christian but i'll play along) many and i mean many christians in the bible and even in the present day commit numerous "sins" which would be considered unmoral like. we do not need a fairy tale book to teach us about our own set of personal morals.
gagadeath 8 months ago
So hilarious...
TheBestToasty 8 months ago
hitler and stallin are christians
Iannapiaja 8 months ago
@Iannapiaja Hitler was, not actually sure about Stalin. All I know about Stalin is he tried to destroy religion so no one would have anyone to follow besides him.
HimesInu 7 months ago
@Iannapiaja Stalin was an atheist, but only because he wanted everyone to worship him as the one true authority above all others. The totalitarian communism implemented by him was effectively a cult/religion that demanded absolute obedience from everyone and punished anyone who dissented. Because other religions promoted a different higher authority in competition to Stalin.
Of course this video advocating "making atheism illegal" is just as morally reprehensible as Stalin's regime.
83N170 7 months ago
I think instead of making a video against atheism you have unintentionally made yourself look bad. Are you so insecure about your belief in God that you convince yourself everybody who doesn't believe in him must be evil?
rex786 8 months ago
0:28 and don't forget Rage Against the Machine!
Sorry I had to. It was the only thing I could do to add some intelligence to this crappy little video.
uiruu 8 months ago
Please, PLEASE let this be satire.
bobmuffins 8 months ago
1:10 The bible is the word of god! How do we know this? The bible says so! If I wrote a book saying I'm a god, then you read it, would you believe it? No, you wouldn't. What makes the bible special?
1:28 Atheism is a religion just as much as "off" is a television channel.
2:06 If you're implying Jesus would be a conservative, you're a moron. Jesus heals people for free in the bible. Jesus even says "Sell all your possessions and give to the poor".
bobmuffins 8 months ago
0:33 Except for the fact America was founded to get away from Catholic persecution. That, and the First Ammendment and First Commandment DIRECTLY contradict each other!
0:43 In Mien Kampf he says he "was doing the work of the creator". Also, if Hitler being an atheist matters, I guess all christians are pedophiles and rapists, right? America's prison population is more than 90% christian. What does that say?
0:55 Really? I know if I kill people, I'm going to be outcast from society and die.
bobmuffins 8 months ago
IF THESE PEOPLE ARE IN HEAVEN;
THEN YOU CAN'T CAST ME TO HELL FAST ENOUGH!!
JanethanMakesMusic 9 months ago
THis is pathetic.
masterkeyify 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
did jesus die for 3 days?
tERtasdf 9 months ago
"So what can we do about atheists?"
"Pray, Pray hard. And write to your congressman to try to make atheism illegal."
Oh ok. whew, for a second there i thought they might try to do something that worked...
UnseenAtheist 9 months ago
TROLLS TROLLING TROOOOOLLLS
blarghblarghblargh 9 months ago
It's funny how fucking stupid you are. And tell me this: if unicorns ever existed (lol) then why haven't we found anything proving this, bones for example? =p By the way you're an idiot and I did your mom =)
SuperLolo8008 9 months ago
You're as bad as Hitler!!!!!!!!! Go cut yourself and die!!!!!
SuperLolo8008 9 months ago
Go fuck yourself!!!!!! Believe in whatever the fuck you want but don't make crap like this cause I swear to "god" if I ever meet you in real life I'll... I won't finnish that sentence and you should be fucking grateful I didn't!!!! You fucking shit face!!!!!
SuperLolo8008 9 months ago
Religion is stupid!
katonya87 10 months ago
Hello.
Just thought i'd point out Hitler was a Christian. :)
capitanozakitano 10 months ago
America is not and never has been a Christian nation. Most of the founders were deists. Hitler was a roman catholic. Saying that since there are bad people in a group, therefore everyone in the group is just as bad is one of the worst arguments I've ever heard. Being surprised that it's "legal" to be an atheist is showing that you don't know what the first amendment is, or you just don't think other beliefs warrant protection. What evidence? Atheism is not a religion, it is a lack thereof.
Tentenguy 10 months ago
@Tentenguy "In God we Trust" Hmmm I wonder...A American Logo......
jediguardian1 10 months ago
@jediguardian1 "In God we Trust" was added to american currency in 1957, mainly to create a larger divide between the united states and Russia, because this was during the cold war. Regardless, it does violate the first amendment, as christianity and judaism are the only religions to call their deity "God", contradicting the part of "no preference of one religion over another".
Also, when choosing an indefinite article, you normally use "An" when the next word begins with a vowel sound.
Tentenguy 10 months ago
@Tentenguy Imagine the shit storm if the currency said 'in Allah we trust'. Christians who oppose this are such hypocrites.
markgg1 10 months ago
Well Hitler was a Roman Catholic.
Ewetubedean 10 months ago
@Ewetubedean Some of his followers was, But he wasn't.
jediguardian1 10 months ago
@jediguardian1
Google "hitler's religion" and you'll see that he was indeed a roman catholic.
Tentenguy 10 months ago
Would you be prepared to come to Oxford, England, and debate this? Serious question by the way.
Natisalie 10 months ago
If you haven't, I think you should read a bit of Richard Dawkins...
Natisalie 10 months ago
I am a christian. What i DONT get is that athiests will go round putting hate videos on youtube about God on youtube and when someone hates against you, you get a hissy fit. Really?
zamio1 10 months ago
@zamio1 I wont throw a hissy fit :) I just think imaginary friends are for children
MoralisticAthiest 10 months ago
@zamio1 Atheists don't hate god nor do they intentionally "sin". They're not full of rage! Atheists are simply people who deny the existence of god(s). Just to let you know, I am an atheist! I use to be religious but after reading the bible several times, learning about the history of religion, not getting my prayers answered, and using logic, I finally came to the conclusion that there is no intelligent designer! Maybe you will have to find out the hard way i.e. after you die!
FallofDarkness55 10 months ago
@FallofDarkness55 So you say theres no God because...your prayers wernt answers? Wow...How do you explain how the world was created? And i do pray you dont find the hard truth that there is a God when you die.
zamio1 10 months ago
@zamio1 See that's the thing that makes me laugh! You theists believe the universe had to have some intelligent designer due to the complexity of it! Wrong! Your logic uses nothing more than bald assertions and logical fallacies! The universe was created via the big bang! It had an enormous amount of energy behind it but not infinite, for this would violate the laws of physics! Scientists at least have 'almost' conclusive evidence of the big bang whereas god does not whatsoever!
FallofDarkness55 10 months ago
@FallofDarkness55 The big bang eh? So how did that come around? Chemicals? WHERE THE HELL DID CHEMICALS COME FROME? Ya see? And explain to me how an EXPLOSION could create everything?
zamio1 10 months ago
@zamio1 The Big Bang was caused by quantum fluctuations! The chemicals came from the subatomic particles that coalesced about 15 billion years ago. And you religious nuts make it sound like all of this was created out of thin air. Even though it took seconds to form the primordial chemicals, it still took time to form the chemicals. And everything else you see in the universe is created by matter and is a by product of these chemicals i.e. for instance, the earth's atmosphere and water.
FallofDarkness55 10 months ago
@zamio1 Helloi. Big Bang theory doesnt say there was an explosion. It says that at some point all the matter and energy were condensed into a single.
No one knows how the matter and energy got there, as its impossible to know based on our current understanding. I admit i dont know.
markgg1 10 months ago