Added: 1 year ago
From: jamie32182
Views: 105,622
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (394)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • i own 12 shares in bp

  • Bp did nothing it was your own company not ours

  • And don't you think a world without oil may even be a good thing, we can live without it. Wind turbines, electric cars, damns, WE DON'T NEED OIL!!!!

  • CONGRATS on 100,000 Views!! AWESOME song Jamie!! I have it on my ipod now!!

  • @dieselducy Thanks! 

  • Mulder and Scully and all that.

  • prick yanks, not open yanks, cia all over, twat infantiles

  • suppose it would be useless for me as a brit to say you yanks have some crap oil rig crap sub-contract yank drilling firms in your fucking country, who couldn't drill a hole in sand.

    BP FOREVER!

    Anyway, it was a CIA job, as it always is them, so ask them, yanks - they're your spooky lot, after all.

  • HAHAHA YOU STILL Hvent cleaned that shit up british petrolum kicks ass skit you yank balls

  • @paul43073 lolumad? no srsly, dont blame all America for what the dumbasses at BP did.

  • @paul43073 So... let me get this straight... You think that AMERICAN OIL that was being drilled by a British company but being paid by an AMERICAN government makes the oil British? Wow and somehow buck toothed willy lickers think they are more intelligent then Americans? LMFAO!

  • This song is so true!! It truly shows how unethical big business is!!

  • grappig

    

  • funny

    

  • hahahaha funny

    bp

    

  • hahahaha funny

    

  • HAHAHA FUNNY

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

    

  • nicee!

  • the 56 people that disliked this are prob BP workers! LOL!!(:

  • @tyke714 i wok for bp haha a oil rig sank move on to japan

  • that was first class! lol

  • u should see annoying orange's version

  • Please send me lyrics for it!

    Greetings from Poland

  • great tune, very funny ...

  • This was a really gud sounding song would love to get it to play on mp3

  • @dodgeviper7703 hey, if you click to read more under the description, there is a link to download the mp3 directly :) Thanks!

  • Jamie are you the writer or sing to that song. If so i like to interview you on my you tube channel. I am surffing youtube for funny videos or your case songs.. I will be doing interviews on skype then linking them on you tube and facebook. So i hope you will help me to get my site off the ground. here is my e mail address if you want to be interviewed. chief30000@yahoo.com thank you

  • nice

  • google BP oil spill notradamus, and the first link has a really good in depth report on whats going on with this mess, including what could happen if this doesnt end by august. talks about how this could potentially spread across the whole atlantic and directly affect multiple continents. BP fucked up and their could be additional unreported leaks out there.

  • I like it, it's funny.

  • Thanks for doing this - as artists and musicians this is our way of coping indeed, but what I don't get is that the BS gets worse and worse. Where is our refusal to accept these conditions? Watch Howard Zinn's "You Can't Be Neutral on a Moving Train" and learn a little history. We have been mobilized into a country/world of obedience.

  • You should blame the Government for this Oil Leak Mess. They make laws in a snap under our noses overnight & enforce them on us. They print illegal money & hand it to Bankers. Why don't they print money for the People of Louisiana and then they can send British Petroleum the Bill? They won't do it because they are protecting BP. WAKE UP SHEEP !!!

  • BP= Bloody Phaggots

  • BP= Bitch pussies!!

    fuk u BP good goin fucked up all the southern states dumb bitches.

    and fk all of yall who voted for Bush KNOWING that DICK (ass) Cheney A.K.A. VICE PRESIDENT was the CEO of Halliburton which by the way is the reason many southern states will be evacuated in the near future. watch Gas land.

  • It's been a month since I made this song. 90+ days since this started. There is no end in sight. It's not fixed....they are scumbag losers and we are falling for it. Thanks for all of the positive feedback! :)

  • @jamie32182 What a great parody! You nailed it...oil be waiting for your next one...maybe how wonderful the economy is doing.

  • hahahaha very funny

  • @jamie32182 Hell yeah! Awesome song!! ^_^ Very creative

  • fuck bp SHUT up die

  • BP big pussys

  • awesome lol :D

  • this is genius. *favourties*

  • wow Im laughing my ass off

  • bp need to figure out how to plug the god damn hole

  • BP: Big Pricks

  • without government agency, our gulf would look like the Niger delta (google it). What we lacked was ENOUGH regulation

  • Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP

    Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fuck BP Fk U

  • @cat1012000 u need to relize Bp can go swim in the oil b-cuz they should have had a back up plan in case t his happened.ur probally just saying that b-cuz some one u no works there. XP

  • THE GOVERNMENT IS LAME !!! FUCK NWO

  • Seriously, people need to stop blaming this on Obama. This is a direct result or the Bush Administration (ex dissallowing an emergency shut off valve because it was unneccassary and expensive) also, the companies in charge of oil regulation laxing on the rules (ex allowing bp to fill in inspection paperwork)

  • gotta love Chaney's  "de-regulation" policies - "Sure, come to the US, we won't make you spend money on safety measures?"

  • BP = Banksters Paradise

  • Pride, blind loyalty and patriotism, bless America and the sheep that live on it.

  • The 52 dislikes are from BP because they have nothing better to do than to dislike parodies about them instead of cleaning the oil spill

  • @paul417791, the way you misspell in your comments, I doubt you're a son of any CEO. Keep dreaming if it makes your sorry life happier.

  • Is this Lady GAGA!? GET THIS ON THE RADIO! IF BP IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE FOR SOME KIND OF MONETARY GAIN THEY MAY STOP IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL GET SUSPICIOUS. ITS a GREAT song! AFTER THIS WRITE ANOTHER ONE CALLED BOYCOTT BP!!!!!!!!!! I am going to! FUCK BP.

  • I agree with cat 1012000. Obama is the one preventing this from being cleaned up. Many other contries have offered help with containment and cleanup and Obama won't let them. Do the research. Obama even said he wanted to bankrupt the oil and coal business in his speaches before he was elected. This is just one way of doing it.

  • BP is in bed with Obama. Obama can now use this to pass his energy bill, that will tax energy, that will tax us. Why do you think this spill has not been stopped.

    Bp helped put Obama in office and will help get him re-elected if we are not careful.

    Stop the oil spill is simple, get rid of Obama. He has failed as a commander and chief to protect this country. What other country would put up with this crap. We need more songs like this and get the message out everywhere.

  • BP is in bed with Obama. Obama can now use this to pass his energy bill, that will tax energy, that will tax us. Why do you think this spill has not been stopped.

    Bp helped put Obama in office and will help get him re-elected if we are not careful.

    Stop the oil spill is simple, get rid of Obama. He has failed as a commander and chief to protect this country. What other country would put up with this crap. We need more songs like this and get the message out everywhere.

  • ill make billion before this song end we British petroleum hahaha lol 150 million a hour we make this little oil rig is nothing my dad is a ceo of BP OF THE UK bp are t gonna do shit its obamas fault and the bush administration they gave us the go ahead to drill verry verry cheaply no health and safty issues

  • @paul417791 uh oh somebodies a lttle pussy bitch, o and by the way our goverment has no control over the area in which the rig is at....so if bp doesnt pick that shit up noone will you fuckin retard

  • one word: HILARIOUS

  • XD...I'M SO DOWNLOADING THIS SONG...THANKS FOR WRITING IT!!! AMAZING

  • this here. . is truly amazing :D haha i love this parody. its like better than any parody ive ever heard. .it sounds like you actually put thought into this. compared to other peoples parodies which sound like they just started singing and recording. but this is good :)

  • Current political frameworks are the blockade to progress and prosperity, ppl only pay attention to symptoms and aspects, not the problem; which will make their reactions to "the problem" as new problems and a source to other problems.

    Being trapped by materials and scarcity should not be an aspect of developed civilization, it is social slavery, the trade for survival has allowed societies to be trapped by bank cartels and corporations. In addition to an oil addiction, environment is gone.

  • brilliant song!

  • HAHA an oil rig sank lol

  • this is dp's fault they think they can do anything they want cuz they are rich its all a lite they would have got there lasy ass's up and cleaned it already but instead they are making citizens do it! thumbs up if you think this is true

  • if your goverment really wanted to clean it up they would use oil eating microbes that have been proven to clean oil spills up before and are completely harmless

  • @paul417791 That is like saying if there is an overpopulation of rabbits in a certain area just let a whole bunch of coyotes loose. You cant just simply dump some alien organism into an area. It may solve one problem but it could cause many more.

  • lol im from Britain i find it quite amusing not the fact that wild life has died the fact that how badly Americans over react its only a few barrels of oil it will mop up eventually. same as 9/11 before that America bombed 1000s of civilian buildings killing 100s of thousands. you get 2 building knocked down and you nearly start ww3 crazy mother fuckers get a grip

  • @paul417791 You really are ignorant. Its not just a few birds etc. The ocenaographers are predicting if the BP assholes don't get this fixed soon the environment will likely be changed for the worse PERMANENTLY. Are you a dolphin? Do you know what it would be like to swim and breathe in oil? You really are stupid. Sea turtles ( endangered!) are washing up dead , a bottlenose dohpin just beached itself and died on the way to Seaquarium in Gulf Breeze. I live near Gulf shores. BIG DISASTER!

  • @paul417791 There is no defending this. Also, England did a lot of those bombings as well so don't lecture us. We are not mad at England. Greedy corporations, lobbyists, greedy congressmen etc. These are the bastards that need to be prosecuted. Come down here and look at La. what they are dealing with. The brown pelicans were just released from the endangered list. Ha ha.. too soon! They are finally able to release some to a wildlife refuge in Fla. How long will it take to fix the habitability

  • @paul417791 If you are from Britain don't comment of 9/11.

  • @paul417791 a few barrels of oil?? there have been 126 million gallons dumped into the ocean and 1 quart of oil can make 26000 gallons of water uninhabitable for wild life so that is aproximately 13135200000000 gallons of sea water now unliveable for wildlife a few barrels of oil? FUCK YOU

  • @paul417791 .... hun, it aint just a "a few barrels of oil", its ALOT of oil. Which is really bad...

  • @paul417791 You are too ignorant. I guess you'd get rid of all the police in the UK because the attempted London subway bombings were just kids having fun.

  • @paul417791 shut up you stupid worthless piece of shit

  • The fact you think this is the fault of BP shows how narrow minded you are. Did you know that Obama...your president of " hope and change" and one who according to all of you democrats could is the one that we should be pointing fingers at? It's true. Along with the liberal majority senate President Obama passed... the offshore-drilling bill. The same bill that ALLOWED the BP oil rig into the Gulf of Mexico. We don't need offshore drilling and this spill proves such.

  • lol i love this song... bp screwed up now we're all screwed...

  • @ Tommy Truetken

  • i cant believe that people still go to BP to buy gas, its sick.

  • @newjeffrense your a fucking dumbshit and jerkoff like cat10120000 said they cant do shit. Your probably some poor as jelous shit that blames everything that you fail at on some one eles. Shits like you is whats fucking wrong with the world.

  • This situation has been left to officials who have a contempt for evidence, created an epidemic of lawlessness and lies to the American people and compromised the citizens of the Gulf region. This planet has been so generous to us, so kind, loving, so accepting – we are all welcome here. We can no longer be only observers of this catastrophe, collective participation is required. People will soon come to realize that 'Life” is one global unity movement ! How can we help you Louisiana?

  • @newjeffrense You got tht right

  • Not too bad.

  • BOYCOTT BP

  • and the sea became blood.

  • @newjeffrense Very Well Spoken.

  • Everybody seems to forget that the Obama administration gave them a safety award about a year ago. Just saying. At this point tho, it doesn't matter whose fault it is. We just need to get it right again.

  • Im pretty sure they have bp t-shirts. They have bp on them. I hope they make one saying FUCK BP WE WANT OUR GULF BACK!

  • "HAHA an oil rig sank" that part made me laugh my lmao

  • lol this is true.

    it should be on the radio

  • LOL Very well done parody

    BUT DON’T FORGET THE BIGGEST

    CONSUMER OF OIL ON THE ENTIRE

    PLANET IS THE UNITED STATES

  • Stop spilling, stop spilling, I don't wanna clean anymore

    I left my boats and my boom on the dancefloor

    Stop spilling, stop spilling, I don't wanna pay anymore

    I left the National Guard at Iraq's door

  • It's because a lack of regulation thanks to the Bush administration!! Where their policy was to turn the other cheek.

  • you need a vid not just audio

  • This user arrested by BP due to slanderous comments

  • NO FREE RIDE (FOR BP & THE OIL SPILL)...

  • NO FREE RIDE (FOR BP & THE OIL SPILL)

  • Whats wrong with BP?

    You Hippocrates and dregs of society can only complain.

    If you had half a brain you would be living it up in Mansions like we here at BP do.

    So what if they sold shares, took their money and created destruction on marine life in some shit ass Diaper of the world.

    Humans are scum

    Every time you use a toilet you are destroying the planet. You wipe your ass with destroyed trees, and every flush is flushing chemicals and creating more problems. Every Day you contribute...

  • @VendettaDota well put

  • @VendettaDota I assure you I am no hippo crate.

  • Hey, everyone! Did you notice the sudden surge of Facebook pages whose names all approximate "Don't buy BP gas UNTIL THEY CLEAN UP / PLUG UP THE HOLE..."???

    I have a nagging suspicion these are ploys by BP's PR campaign to minize their loss by trying to plant into people's head an "expiration point" for boycotting BP as as-soon-as they declare their clean up effort has "officially completed".

    They commit ecocide then take us for fools!

    DO NOT FALL FOR IT!! NO EXPIRATION FOR BOYCOTTING BP!!

  • Long Live Lady Gaga.

    Amazing parody. This will indeed go far.

    

  • you are right, that is a very funny video!!!! It was on the news you know! That was hilarious!

  • wow... that's funny AND true!!!

  • You seem to forget that BP can't do ANYTHING without government approval -- you can thank government "regulation" for the mess.

  • @cat1012000 you need to check your facts. 

  • @jamie32182 i know the facts.. lets see if we can name all the regulatory agencies that govern this industry... let me count the ways. OSHA, MMS, Coast Guard, Energy and Natural Resources, Environment and Public Works.Dept of Interior, and then add the states regulatory agencies on top of those. Believe me I've worked for enough of them to know that a business can't burp without "permission." Regulators know how to say "NO" but solve problems.. ha. Not their job.

  • @cat1012000 Right... You can thank Republican efforts to water-down regulations, defang the EPA and corrupt the MMS which has left this country in jeopardy and vulnerable to more disastrous spills. This is a wake up call to focus more efforts on alternative fuel sources.

  • @cat1012000 Oh I know, lets blame North Korea, Im sure they did this with a Torpedo. Or how about Castro I mean come on you know he did it! We could blame Obama maybe? Isnt he black or at least half? Omg I know, Ahmadinedschad, you know he is evil! LETS JUST BLAME COMMUNISM AND ARABS!!! :D

  • @cat1012000 yeah but the government "regulation" didnt spill it in the first place now did they?

  • @cat1012000 you are a moron

  • @cat1012000 Bullcrap... BP is an independent company and is not owned by any government. The governments dont tell BP how to run their business but maybe they should. BP knew the well would be risky, theres internal emails to prove this but they decided to go ahead anyway and ignore the risk. BP is to blame for the mess and nobody else.

  • @cat1012000 you need to check your facts several times over. this isn't the government's fault.

  • @cat1012000 disagree, i think it's BP's fault for not having more regulations on their drilling, it's BP's fault, and then the governments fault, but mostly BP's, and FUCK BP

  • @cat1012000 - don't you mean "de-regulation" started by Chaney's policies - "Sure, come to the US, we won't make you spend money on safety measures?"

  • @cat1012000 indeed you do it's more like the government cant do anything with out BPs approval.

  • @cat1012000 I agree with jamie32182; don't blame Obama, you freaking tea party spawn

  • I like your vid, check mine out!

  • "You know BP, in China. When corporations go under or really fuck shit up. The CEOs jump off buildings. I’m just saying, that be the smartest plan…"

    love it

  • @newjeffrense Force them to perform seppuku on their oil tankers. That will work for me.

  • Can you make this into a video? we need visuals!

  • Love this Jamie! I'm 48 years old and I think you rock!

  • Very clever lyrics.... I think humor works better when it comes to lighting a fire under BP's tail. Great stuff. :)

  • The recent flood of "Oh, don't boycot BP...It's misguided..." media blitz is so shortsighted, and likely funded by BP's PR campaign.

    If boycot hurts BP franchisees, guess what? They can switch to another supplier, just as people can switch to another gas station.

    People who do business with BP can change who they do business with, that's what boycot is intended to do: Punish BP and persuade business to end relations with criminal company BP.

  • Genious..

  • This is really so clever. You are brilliant! I would love to see you do video with it using scenes from the gulf and a gaga impersonator. It could be extremely moving!

  • People need to end this corporation. Take a look at what they made expendable; it's already been expended.

  • AWWWWEEEESSSSSOOOOMMMMEEE!!!!!­

  • "You know BP, in China. When corporations go under or really fuck shit up. The CEOs jump off buildings. I'm just saying, the be the smartest plan..."  LOL

  • i heard this same song but performed by Lady Gaga on the radio! She sang a BP version as well

  • Good job. I hope BP feels stupid and humiliated for what they've done. This video was shown on the news and I REALLY hope the CEO of BP saw it,

  • Haha I made an oil spill song, but its not nearly as badass as this one. Good job!

  • "You know, BP, in China when corporations go under or they really fuck shit up, the ceos jump off buildings"

    I nearly died of laughter.

    Such a shame, however, the actual BP Gulf Oil Disaster is not near as funny as this parody.

    Aziz Ansari said it best- "FUCK YOU BP"

  • BP should stand for BITCH PLEASE!

  • I love this! I was looking for this when I heard a bit of it on CNN. I love it!

  • Ahahahaha this is awesome!!

  • i saw this on cnn i wanted to see this so bad

  • this was on CNN international!!

  • @cymrogwych I know, it was pretty awesome :)

  • very cool thanks

  • This is one of the most hottest bad romance parodies yet! lol and at BP nice one!

  • Very appropriate logo.

  • @newjeffrense - yes a public hanging is in order!

  • LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! Thank you for this, something to laugh at, tired of crying.

  • I realize your intent was not to make this funny, however, by making it 'funny', your message will spread. Great job!

  • Almost 50,000!!!!!

  • Yea. I saw this on CNN a couple nights ago.

  • Clever. Would be great to feed this song into BP Head Office voicemail 'on hold' selection

  • Must be a generational thing. Nice sentiments and carry on! But my aging ears couldn't take it! When did I get so old?

    No matter, all of us can despise BP with or without the voume turned on or off!

    ;-)

  • This is excellent. Great job!

  • You know that b.p. stands for  broken pipe right?

  • Absolutely, Jamie. Been in the business a long time, you're the real deal girl. Thanks for the BP tune...gonna use it in a little cabaret I do in Ithaca. Be Famous, Jamie. And keep fighting the fight, NO MATTER WHAT.

  • Good job with the song

  • Randi Rhodes opened her show with this track, she's also got it features on her website.

    You should be getting lots of hits today!

  • @17R3W Thanks so much for the info!! :)

  • @jamie32182 Yah and Green 960 plays her clip over and over again. Would you be interested in being interviewed by Nicole Sandler?

  • BRAVO!!!

  • @newjeffrense well said.

  • is it bad i like this version better then the orginal? lol

  • B.P stands for brittish pussies the should have known something was going to happen and had a back up plan in case of this kind of situation but nope everything lasts forever they used faulty screws and didnt have a back up plan..........stupid idiots >:/

  • saw this on cnn figured i'd give it a listen

  • Funny as Hel

  • its good but id take it off it could cuz panic in some people and we dont need any more of that in our country.

  • @BronzePhoenix09 quite a few including the Gov of Louisiana.

  • The fervent song has turned out I write from Russia :) the city of Severodvinsk by the White sea. We support you in struggle against the company british petroleum

  • хм ) ещё и одобрения требуется...интересно чьего? :(

  • встряли америкашки на экологию) а британцы на презрение) деффка молодца отмочила на весь мир песенку :D)))

  • I love it!

  • Hopefully this gets fixed.

    Good job on the parody =]