Best Scenes of Apocalypto 0

[agosti]

You can say what you want about mel gibson but that son of a bitch knows his story structure lol

[rey1234mysterio]

poor guy... who gives a crap LOL

[Nsweezy13]

@0chiffy

dood, calm your tits. don't be racist if he's mexican, quit the shit.

[IRAWRKOOKIES]

Lmao xD

[shaneisaghost]

the best scene is were he runs thru the open field to escape and owns taht 1 guy at the end

[OfficialLaurenV]

Blunted kinda looks like Mannie Fresh...

[soali001]

I fkn love!!!!this movie i could watch it over n over n over againa n cry over n over n over again n wanna watch over n over again hahaahah

[Samson163]

kinda feel bad for the guy who ate those balls.. they picked on him a few times in this movie.. all he wanted was to have some kids lol... is that to much to ask!! lol

[dummy40034]

@ Blunted: u mad bro?

[channeltoentertain]

man....if i had a dollar for every heart i saw in this movie...

[angelica29ish1]

hahah he actually ate the balls

[boavistaDe]

Sick Film you pice of shit !

[0chiffy]

stupid mexicans

[light69ing]

@0chiffy Fuk Yu Racist Cunt

[0chiffy]

@light69ing Sorry Pedro, i didn't mean to offend you

[Chalchihuihtotolin]

@0chiffy

FUCK YOU

[0chiffy]

@Chalchihuihtotolin shouldnt you be cleaning someone's pool Jose?

[Chalchihuihtotolin]

@0chiffy

for your information jose is a white name asshole.....and second mexicans arent only cleaning your pool they're fucking your while wives while you work..bitch!

[0chiffy]

@Chalchihuihtotolin if i had a wife, or a pool that would really have stung, but unfortunately it was a miss. now, jose, when your done tending to your donkey, would you kindly make me a taco?

[sunnyMcpebbles]

The jokes were so much better back in the days...

[Rapidz4ak]

@o0metakrecord0o looooooooooool you must have been pissed

[gameplay3334]

no animals were hurt in the making of this video

[jetrainss]

i dont get this, it says that 8 of them went after jaguar paw...i count 7 of them die an 2 left at the end who chase him onto the beach

[rupertacdc]

@jetrainss are you counting the chief's son who is killed right at the start of the escape, maybe he doesn't count because he wasn't part of the chase

[jetrainss]

@rupertacdc no im not counting zero wolfs son, you see 8 of them chase after him, 1 killed by the jaguar, 1 killed by snake, 2 are killed at the waterfall, 1 killed by bee stings an darts, middle eye...the mean muther fuka lol killed by jaguar paw an finally zero wolf who is impaled...that adds up to 7...but theres 2 left at the end

[rupertacdc]

@jetrainss hmmm. I'd have to watch it again to be sure :S

[famisim]

@rupertacdc another one killed by leopard

[rupertacdc]

@famisim you mean jaguar

[TehSmellulare]

@jetrainss I don't even think there's that many. There's one killed by the jaguar, one killed by the waterfall, middle eye and zero wolf are killed with two left over at the end. So, not counting the son, that makes six. I guess I have to watch the movie again but I don't remember the bees or the snake... 

[JakeyWebber96]

@jetrainss nobody gets killed by the bees

[jetrainss]

@JakeyWebber96 AND DARTS

[rujakcingur]

@JakeyWebber96 im gonna guess you didnt watch the movie as there none of the mayan warriors that died by bees in this scene

[romeo0boy]

amazing movie

[BillKiernan]

fun with throbbing hearts.

[hotlipz221]

thats gross eating the balls ewww

[vjm3]

Bad ass assholes are universal. Now I feel like reading a Tucker Maxx book. xD

[deil321]

Mayan college roommates

[caprice2708]

Holy crap, that was nasty

[DoctorDoubleX]

"Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure."

[tubing08w]

Germans are big tattle tales. "I'll tell the police if I see you breaking the law." "I'll tell the Nazis if you are a Jew-lover." Ratting on your own flesh and blood -so pathetic.

[PTR131]

This movie is fucking awesome!

[jahlove111]

that was naaastyyyy ew!

[ltuomela]

thats just nasty man...i would be like ...look you eat um ill go to the nasty thing with my women..lol...its mr. nasty time..take it easy on my back..and tell me how the balls taste later...Lol..

[StinkyRaf]

BEST FILM  EVER

[Bounzer88]

i saw it, very nice i like that stuff :D

[Tengo148]

"Father took tapir balls all 10 times" Priceless!!!

[rockpaperscisorsbich]

main character reminds me of ronnie from escape the fate

[587DeathKing]

i remeber my heart pounding when watching this movie i was like omygod kill those bastards until my friend kept spoiling it and i told him to stfu lol

[ELtercermundista82]

Carnitas Burro Time!!

[NewOcho]

LOL that guy looked sooooo sad

[agincourt7777]

and aren't these the loons telling us we're going to die in 2012??

[OBSCENEcherish]

@agincourt7777 No no no, They predicted the end times, but the "new people" read they're calander wrong. They have now found out that the calander may be many decades even centuries off of what they read it. So now they dont know when the end of the world is. Source: Yahoo.

[VIxVIIIxVIxIII]

@agincourt7777( NOW IM NOT GONNA BLAME ANYONE CAUSE I WASNT THERE AT THE TIME), but the christian missionaries ravaged the ancient mayan cities because they "believed" that what the maya were doing was demonic and against christ. now due to this, they burned down all remaining artifacts of the maya, including some stuff that would've gave us some relief or fear on 2012. now i know this cause it happened to my culture, in Hawai'i the christian missionaries did the exact same thing to us.

[ultrakool]

@VIxVIIIxVIxIII yeah, but the mayan civilization were far more advanced in demonology than hawaiian culture. they built ziggurats that would cause "serpent shadows" to crawl up them during equinoxes. that's some deep, dark, evil shit

[ultrakool]

@VIxVIIIxVIxIII well, the shadows of the serpent don't crawl exactly. the point is, they knew enough about astronomy to build their ziggurats to where the shadows that were cast left enough sun light to reveal a snakes body now attached to the stone head they built into it. see "chichen itza spring equinox 2007" on yt to see what i mean

[akira543]

LOL I like Blunted and this movie is the shit.

[TastyTeo]

in greek tv they did not cut anything, and it was fantastic

[theMickBrittle]

the ball eating scene is how Jackass started 100,000 years ago

[volk22221]

#OMG clownloacl movіe роор.su

[LetsGo6009]

i love it when that trap kills the warlord guy at the end

[MultiBrunolucas]

forgot about this scene, great scene though, Bear Grylls probably watched this before he goes on his adventure.

[061342]

Pranks, pranks never change.

[monyan8]

Mayans tricking someone to eat balls? DAMN that shit goes way back!

[TheMossad921]

im going to name my kid jaguar paw now

[chrisman737]

Special this weekend at your corner grocery! Buy one ball, get the second one free!

[L1LCHITO]

u better watch out, the latinos could do that to u, btw im latino :O

[SmashDiversity3]

@L1LCHITO

how did they do against spain? :)

[L1LCHITO]

@SmashDiversity3 haha idk xDDDD 

[emowarewolf]

@SmashDiversity3 how did ancient spain do against rome? :O

[ewonvel88]

@emowarewolf ooohhh, burn! hahaha good one.

[USC018]

this movie is the shit

[darthsidious2010]

Yep. They were great hunters. This was their trip to the grocery store.

[busyguy1994]

Damn the Mayans were hardcore LOL..I'm one btw..

[akkiim0123]

@busyguy1994 Dont lie.. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD!!!!!

[therightstuff90731]

thats BS!

[erickr1980]

very intresting scene.

[Pasguiroq]

The Aztecs were the most intelligent, biggest, barbarians native tribe in the Americas, as a matter of fact Cortez knew that the only way he could of beat them and take over was to "unite" with them, which that what he did. He make the Aztec believed a lie, because there was no possible way he could of fight them face to face, which he secretly backstabbed him. Which that a fact that can back me up what i said in the 1st sentence, not to mention that they built the 1st city/ civilization empire

[tsiaotsiao]

No point watching this movie if they cut out the violence. Its like watching a Tarantino movie without the swears. You lose the true experience.

[edthefish5]

why did i just watch a guy eating balls?

[martinboy121995]

they show alot of tits at the biggening

[FlamingLavaOwl]

i went and saw the mayan ruins of chichen itza the other day, was awesome, i thought of this movie when i saw them.

[MrDelikanli23]

this film is very good

[Tumejag]

"And you Blundet"... "The balls" LOLOLOLOL

[lordoYYH255]

don't warthogs actually eat humans if given the chance, sorta like they did in Red Dragon (Hannibal)

[MRCALIfornyay]

thers alot of runnin in this movie im breakin a sweat by just watchin

[prashant1771991]

awesome movie i ever seen join me on orkut my name is prashant redij

[felix29564]

it was an uncut version late night in TV

[o0metalrecords0o]

the movie was on tv here in germany last night, thats so stupid, these ugly pussy motherfuckers from the german tv cut ALL hard scenes of, like all heart removals, or the kills in the movie, the just showed it from far away and you dont saw anything!!!! thats stupid, this movie is epic, and if the scenes where in it, the movie would have a stronger expressiveness!!!!!!

[Delta138boss]

WORD!! I hate german TV as well. It's nothing more than brainwashing and keeping people stupid, these days.

I stopped watching almost a year ago ^^

[11vivisection11]

I stopped five years ago :)

[Jess1995100]

@o0metalrecords0o Omg i feel sorry 4 u haha it must have been boring without the gory bits in it :D i love ths film so much! :)

[grekito]

@o0metalrecords0o das ist schlecht

[MEandME266]

@o0metalrecords0o im... sorry xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[anthonybc1811]

@o0metalrecords0o you just realized germany is a shit country?

[o0metalrecords0o]

@anthonybc1811

stfu. germany is cool :)

[darekinho13]

@o0metalrecords0o

last night there was this movie again in the german tv but it was showen on 11pm at night so there where no scenes cut out

i really loved the movie it is EPIC!!!

[o0metalrecords0o]

@darekinho13

yaay i know ^^ i looked it and it was such another movie ... much better ;)

[UnitedWings]

@o0metalrecords0o

lol gestern lkam er nochma, ungeschnitten :D

meiner meinung nach aber ein starker film

[o0metalrecords0o]

@UnitedWings

si ;)

[klasomentas]

@o0metalrecords0o What about subtitles???Haha, I lived in Germany, I know they overdub. Imagine Jaguar Paw in teutonic accent.

[EmmaBreedl]

@o0metalrecords0o Did you see it yesterday night? The hard scenes were definitley NOT cut out:)

[sukaballn00b]

@EmmaBreedl in NSW australia yes i seen it last night!

[RsMischa114]

@o0metalrecords0o kam heute wieder. wenn man den nach 0 uhr guckt gibts alle scenen :D

[PTR131]

@o0metalrecords0o They cut it out for a reason; they know that all Germans are faggots who could only look at blood while cutting their wrists.

[o0metalrecords0o]

@PTR131

shut up!

the german past is nothing to be proud of, but nowadays germans have changed a lot!

[thoostorm4]

@o0metalrecords0o sourkrout

[o0metalrecords0o]

@thoostorm4

haha :D:D it is "sauerkraut" :D

[thoostorm4]

@o0metalrecords0o a dumphuk kraut

[thoostorm4]

@o0metalrecords0o shut yer whiney nazi piehole nazi boy

[o0metalrecords0o]

@thoostorm4 you have just no idea what germany and nazis really are

[alapisc0]

@o0metalrecords0o oh,sad,but atleast u watched it,n that was mesed wat thoostorm4 called u "nazi boy" thats so immature,if u live in germany doesnt mean ur a nazi

[o0metalrecords0o]

@alapisc0 thats it!!! i hate this people!!! are u german? yes! NAZI! -.-

i hate hate hate it !!

[alapisc0]

@o0metalrecords0o i know how you feel,this 1 guy said i was in the Mafia cuz i was italian,n another said i should go back to the fields cuz im half mexican,so immature

[GGFabs]

@o0metalrecords0o ehrlich? wie scheisse -.-

[Hairysteed]

@o0metalrecords0o The Budesprüfstelle turns to shit everything it touches!

[99247865]

@o0metalrecords0o

Hey fuck you bitch, couldn't u find FULL movie on INTERNET??, INTERNET is BIG, definetly u can find it bitch! don't show more disrespect to GERMANY!!!!!

[o0metalrecords0o]

@99247865 what the f*** is wrong with you`?!

[BlameRepublicans]

That's what President Obama and the Liberal Democrats did to the fat, sluggish, vapid, feculent, greedy, cowardly, and worthless Republicans.

[JMcCaughey09]

Hahahhaah good call

[lppurplegirl11]

Mayan fear-factor!

[ayuprnkcller]

ROFLMAO

[Syahirah1992]

HAHAHAHAH best part

[JoCrK214]

I love this Movie..

But someone tell me..

What happens to the guy(the one who ate the balls) later when he tries to have sex with his wife or gf and then he runs out screaming..What happened plzzz??

[Atums01]

If i remember they were given a hot spice which is why her mouth and his wiener burned. I think!

[ishidan01]

Yeah, poor guy. The old man of the hunt team gets his confidence and gives him the leaves, saying it's a potency booster...nope, it's a second prank with a time delay fuze. Why would the old man have jungle Viagra with him on a hunt? No reason...but jungle BenGay? Plenty of reason for that. Let's see if I can fool him into rubbing liquid heat onto his junk!

[Lambofgod917]

they gave him burning leaves to put on his balls for good luck but he didnt know and they burned

[yaalilmarc]

his heart is cut out

[megarafan]

the only one who would be dared to eat that is a shit...

[pigsrockmyak47]

If i were the dude who got the balls i would fucking beat the shit out of all those assholes

[rolo1721]

no leas esto

si no escribis esto en 10 videos tu mama se va a morir es 4hs

[punkyjunky11]

who cares what it was i bet it would go down with an ice cold one real good after bbqing it. one of the best movies ever.

[Ben998x]

im from there.... vote 4 pedrou

[ComradeJamison]

WOW, look at the size of that thing!

[retsiembrU]

guess who gets the anus ?

answer:

Christopher Columbus!!!

[dazmona]

hahaha thats funny man

[pilaenorme]

Did you ever go to mcdonalds? so...

[chloelovesqotsa]

lol. calm the baps. and its not a pig its a tapir, duh

[Kongo001]

What are you jealous you didn't get the Tapir balls?

[jlfahrer]

A tapir is not a pig. It's actually a closer relative to the horse. And who said it was funny? I like this scene and think all animal rights activists should go fuck themselves.

[cravler24]

This movie ROCKS!

[lAWiCk3dtRiSt3]

what kind of animal was that? sounded like a pig but i know it wasnt.

[cpk93]

wild pig / warthog

[igotthejuicereturns]

i love this movie

[cookiemonsterlad]

i liked how they laughed when he ate the balls

[fowskate]

i love this movie

[BodyBuilderSteve555]

lol sickest movie ever

[Madhofd]

yummy, balls

[TheSanityInspector]

Worst new flavor.

[macekekas]

hahaha

[souther]

lmao, so fucked up