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  • good, but dont do this on someone who is actually trained in fighting..

  • subscribed... 

  • What a sick cunt love it!

  • 3 slaps to the head will only stun your opponent temporarily but the humiliation stay forever!

  • so i just bitch slap him and it's done ?? i'll try it i got a fight tomorrow so this shit better works or i'll get my ass kicked ....

  • yes what a fuckin dick head.

  • well you silly fucking fat old bastard. Doormen are not allowed to hit they learn to defend and restrain.

  • love this guy!

  • you not gonna knock out anyone just take it easy in the streets and allways look back, ;)

  • Iv only got one thing to say...What a dickhead!

  • @AeonViewer well who do you think you are tuffy

  • i call that one the wackadoo ! pahah

  • Very insightful!. Love your work.

  • The australian bitch slap !

  • Good video

    effective technique against a drunk patron.

    Hardly effective has a self defense technique, especially if your opponent can fight.

  • @gambleyourhealth Exactly.... try this on a non pissed person, and you're likely to get fucked over :D

  • fat aussie bitch slap lol

  • He should use those moves against that ghost moveing them sheets in the background.

  • fuck i love this basterd mate i fight and im a small cunt mate if u wont a young gun fighter that wonts to go all the way mate right here ,,

  • love it!

    

  • he slapped me in court lol

  • @vollhamburg your comments prove that you have absolutely zero knowledge about fighting, the way someone looks doesn't determine how well they can fight, and I would love to see you against the man in this video, he would make you his bitch.

  • SO Australian!

  • U r awesom i did this move on a guy at skool he went down strate up

  • what the fuck happen to santa clause?

  • @mrsmith14021982 terminal velocity isn't the fastest something can go by the way, it's just the maximum speed something can fall at however if something is propelled then it can go way higher.

  • sorry but fail tip... i think you're dot a martial arts fighter i think you are just an fat guy they things hes a good fighter LoL every amateur knows more

  • @VollHamburg Sorry but fail posting... dot?? An fat guy..."an" goes before a vowel... they things hes... think you meant "that thinks he's"... Sober up or learn how to spell and then go to the goldie and spend 5 minutes with this guy, bet you get slapped beyond typing incoherent posts!

  • @mrsmith14021982 lol you know nothing about martial arts pls shut up

  • @VollHamburg i would never fight this guy.

  • @facecheek do you make martial arts? how long? how years old r u? if you are 25 years old with nice body and 17 years martial arts you would fight this guy... hes an fat guy who look to much rocky hes an oldguy his time is left and just nobodys looks this "tutorials"

  • @VollHamburg you're a disgrace to society if you try to beat a guy with facial hair like that, hot shot.

  • @facecheek LoL

  • @VollHamburg You're a dumbass. Open palm hand strikes are much more effective than punches. They also prevent injuries and give a higher chance of a knockout. Go train and learn before talking. You think you are a martial artist? I'll tell you what you are, a joke.

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  • fuck yeah....ive had heaps of milkshakes

  • true aussie right there!!! good on ya mate!

  • @BoyzNAcne speed isn't everything, if you hit me with a teaspoon really fucking fast it still wouldn't knock me out, because the maximum speed and momentum that it can travel enough makes it's total impact force directly proportional to the weight of the hand+arm+shoulder times by the speed so if it was a.. actually fuck a level physics, let's do my muay thai boxing experience. It's all technique, planting your foot, good stance, twist of the hips bring your shoulder closer to the person, etc.

  • @DJDreamDiscos you have to be a special kind of stupid to think that an extremely fast teaspoon isn't going to knock you out

    it'll smash a hole in your skull if it's going fast enough

  • @DJDreamDiscos Well anything moving fast enough could not only knock you out, but kill you. So could a teaspoon in the head. Give it enough speed (say, 200mph?) it will break through bone. More speed (say, 300?) and it will make a crater where it hit, possibly punching a hole through the other side. More still (say, 400mph?) and your head would literally break apart to pieces.

    Luckily, no-one can throw a teaspoon that fast barehanded, so his argument was shit.

  • @DJDreamDiscos And if a pool noodle reaches terminal velocity it will hardly make me blink, but old mate with the chopper mo slapping you in the ear will knock you into next week no matter what search engine you use.

  • Gotta say real impressive hitting that bag. How many blood pressure tablets did you need after 3 seconds? Hahah

  • Lives in QLD whinges, whines and his mouth wont shut the fuck up. Drinks VB not XXXX. Your a dirty fucking Victorian turd. Arnt you? Your not wanted here and az far as ALL QLDERS go we want you to fuck off out of our state..As for your bouncing skills. 1 you play with Taipans youll get bit bad. 2 shut the fuck up. Your face could easily be pushed through the back of your skull. Thats called using necessary force. Now i can pick a vic from a mile away. Your hated here..

  • @PowerToolsDewalt calm down sir, calm down

  • Lol, one of the weakest spot for guys are obviously the BALL (Private part of the human body if you dont understand what I mean).

  • ever knocked someone out with your 'tache

  • 0:10 stop touchin the bag up you fat poof

  • Man I just watched this video bcuz of his funny username :D

  • is this 100% reliable, meaning do you have to hit them at a certain force? because you are a big guy and me not so much

  • @austincarpi16 I guess you never were in a fight before?

    If you don't have heavy hands, then you need to strike as fast a possible.

    The speed will compensate for the lack of power.

    Look at Anderson Silva (MMA fighter). He isn't a big guy but his strikes are extremely quick and that is how he knocks other guys out.

    Speed and Accuracy!

  • Funny guy. I believe you can have it. Did you use your palms???

  • OMG THANK YOU MAN I KICKED THE BIGGEST HIGHSCHOOLER AT MY SCHOOL OUT WITH THIS HE NEARLY SHIT HIS PANTS!

  • AHAH this guys great!

  • burp!

  • wheres those fackin haters now ya cunts haha

  • Thanks for the tip FAB I did it to my 21 year old brother and he dropped like a sack of shit lol

  • a similar one is a cupped hand hit hard over the ear

  • Is it weird that i just jacked off thinking about blowing this guy?

  • @flagface4 were we not supposed to??

  • lol i can see why his grandad was a criminal

  • What a fucking character, hes a G!

  • beautiful; well-presented and very appropriate for sectors of the security industry.

    Thanks!

  • BAM BAM BAM! And now i'm going to surprise you by talking british, like a gentleman.

  • now to test it :D

  • @Callum19453 I did this to my mate at school and I can tell you it really fucks them up temporarily, but I wouldn't recommend doing it in a real fight

  • is this joke? :D

  • @tuttifruttimix no you have to hit them hard though

  • 00:11......slap their ass???

  • we call those panda slaps in canada

  • @GnarSwag fuck yeah we do! :D

  • use a BIG bat

  • @ivegotabfmv then meet BIG men in prison.

  • @jim191185 then pray to god u dont drop the soap or you'll get a BIG surprise

  • Your funny man, haha :)

  • omg i love this cunt ;D

  • AWSOME

  • Oi, you're nothing but a FAT AUSSIE BARSTARD!!!!!=)

  • lol

  • lol

  • you know the height you were hitting the bag is the height of a five year old. Not haten but try hiting the bag at the six foot mark noy four and a half foot. But yes the brain shake as you call it is great for puttin someone down without to much damage. Unless you pop there eardrums.

  • @TheCheedz this video is sarcasm, it made me laugh

  • @Hem3fiction A cuped hand to the eardrum isn't sarcasm.

  • @TheCheedz well this video is

  • @Hem3fiction o.k mate

  • @Xpatia101 don't go back to school saying words like "atrocious" will get your ass kicked take it as a complement fool

  • one way of taking a huge guy down throw donkey shit at him and then............ run like hell

  • You need to do that to Julia Fucktart!!! (Gillard)

    

  • shave ur bum fluff on ur face u to slow and week do sum press ups

  • TIP #2- do NOT brag about being a bouncer.

  • @WxTxWx What you said makes just no sense what so ever.

  • @Warunho to a big fuckin DUMMY makin noise trying to get noticed by somebody it wouldn't make ANY SENSE. but to a guy who's only 5'9'' and 160lbs who has been in 467 ACTUAL fights (no joke) its an invitation. i KNOW my skills and because i have gotten beaten the fuck up 17 of those times I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS. in CANADA ppl are quite aggressive and love a good toe-to-toe but it has taught me a couple of things. 1 know your limitations 2 keep your mouth shut 3 keep your hands moving.RESPECT 2 ALL

  • @WxTxWx Hmm the first one doesn't sound too good for your confidence, the second one likewise, the third one I could go both ways but you don't sound very respectful at all. Do you think Bruce Lee told himself that he had limitations? No sir he did not. If you think you have limitations, then you set them up for yourself. No idea why you responded as such to what I said tho o.O

  • @Warunho just like some faggot swede to think he's like bruce lee BUDDY CHUCK NORRIS YOU AINT. my dad was born in finland HE WAS RIGHT YOU SWEDES REALLY DONT KNOW SHIT. anyway ill stand by it KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR HANDS MOVING. support 81 B.C./ ALBERTA

  • @WxTxWx Stop your bullshitting

  • @CRileymcr suck it, faggot. this is an A TO B conversation you can C your way out of it

  • i tried this on my self and it didnt work

  • 1 tip-.- WHAT DA FUCK

  • /watch?v=EbLu9n54p9Y

  • this is guy has no fucking life... jesus.. hes like 40 something and doesn't do anything productive... my god get of youtube you stupid fat old faggot.

  • @MizticZz you mad bitch?

  • @MizticZz You don't live in noosa if your an unproductive person. Noosa is like America's Mailibu. Not cheap to live there. So he must be doing somthing right.

  • gonna try that at school, there are some kids that i really dont like

  • haha.... are u serious u were securitygard for 11 y why still homless and alcaholic?

    an example of maind fucker

    get a job u r fatty bustard don't relly on freeeeee money?

  • @hummanityful He actually has a rather large house, and runs his own business.

  • @hummanityful Jesus your spelling is atrocious - back to school for you. Oh wait you your still there? Study harder!

  • I have had many a bad time with a punch bag, the fuckers creep up on you, and WHAM! Hit you back. However, I have beaten them, by cutting the chain! Bring it on you fukin leather clad bag bastards!

  • What if my opponents a person?

  • best username ever?

  • Nice. Gonna try it on my wife now.

  • @Puddi77 me too

  • tank...

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  • Easier way: punch the jaw joint under ear, the closer it is to the ear, the harder the impact

  • @tamiltigersthebest That isnt particularly easy... That takes way more accuracy

  • @xPvtStashx

    true but with enough practice, its easy

  • @tamiltigersthebest and his method takes no practice. so his is easier

  • Hold 5 Down Down Prices are down

  • like is easy to do so like my comment <3

  • palm strike really works...the number one weapon on krav maga training!!!

  • this didn't work against my dog after the first slap he bite a chunk outta my finger :P

  • "wheres those haters now you cunts, hahahaa" 514 people are haters.....

  • always knew ausis where thick as a plank

  • Will this really work? Or am I going to wake up in the emergency room for trying it? =P

  • @NikmatilahHariHarima hahahahahhahah !!!! just imagined it :P looks sick

  • For all the youtube haters! He is not bitchslaping he hits you with his hands open, bitchslap is when your fingers hit a guys you cant bitchslap with the lower part of you hand stupid morons!

  • you get a nasty upercut than....

  • you have  no clue

  • slap me 3 times and ill tell you what sunny boy things aint going smoothly ohh i found the peewees like u all my wee life and im calling out a fight against a true pikey,

  • You make me ashamed to be Australian. Jesus....

  • @NikmatilahHariHarima yaaa man ME TOO he'll be searching for himself on the gtound !!!

  • hes from the slap a hoe tribe!!!! lol

  • I cannot be sure if this man is speaking English or not.

  • How to knock someone out,forever....

    Step 1.Buy a gun

    Step 2.Shoot a person

    Step 3.T-bag

  • @robocopftw1 LMFAO

  • i dont think that would work, how about some proof???

  • I thought that I was going to learn how to knock out a man & not bitch slap one! You can't slap in the ring!

  • Professionals fighters know that their hands are licensed as lethal fire armsands that any use of them wiithout provocation is an assault with the intent of comitting murder!

  • 0:11 bitch slap lol

  • Well he slapped me. Fuck off idiot.

  • Or just kick him in the nuts and run :D

  • What a brilliant bloke. Go on the Oz!!!

  • needs to be blokes like this :) before this country becomes too soft!

  • Oh yeah you slapped that bitch at 0:11 lmaoooo :)

  • HaHa that laugh at the end was classic.

  • Pull a gun and shoot the bastard

  • @hardtokill567 Puss

  • just so you know in america if you strike,kick,or touch anyone its an assualt! period. doesnt matter if you strike with a open fist or closed, it carries the same charge. assualt third. depending on the totality of the circumstances may make a difference. like injuries ect. so had said that if your gonna strike someone in self defence its better to strike to take out the threat than to slap someone with open fist and just piss them off more.

  • @tobroke2007 Physical contact is called battery. Assault technically happens before that just by coming toward someone in a threatening manner or threatening verbally. FYI.

  • @elitedefense72 not shure what state you live in? im from alabama and assualt 13A-6-22 3rd for example being the lessor of the three is with intent to cause physical injury to another person and does cause physical injury. battery is the intent to cause harm. words alone doesnt constitute assualt fyi. for more info you can look up title 13 laws for your state or just log your attorney generals website for his decisions.

  • He just call us cunts at 1:01 and laughed at us

  • ohh 240p we meet again

  • @ttc70 LOL!!!!!!

  • idiot !!

    

  • kick him in the balls

  • @s1mm3g there is no honor in that

  • @terminx12 true.

  • IT F***IN WORKED

  • Not even kidding I think that's my dad.

  • This fat old punk ain't shit and has a 4" limp dick!

  • @cabrame Watch out guys, dont mess with this tough cunt, cabrame hes pretty cool i bet he takes it in the ass.

  • @cabrame Yeah. You got a really big dick....in your ass.

  • watch this video with transcribed audio.

  • that just look like you gave the punching bag a 3 piece.

  • I find it interesting that a lot of people take martial arts classes but often times these classes aren't directed towards real fight but building character, building discipline and so on... This is something that I have noticed recently when I was sparring with my fiancee, neither of us have fought for real so there's no telling how a real fight will end up. Obviously we'll have to have as safe as can be real sparring matches here and there.

  • You would be lucky to do that to anyone unless they were seriously drunk. you could maybe at most get one and a tap in before they have moved away and already have arms up. In theory great, in practice you are better of just running the oposite direction and go and do something more useful with your life.

  • u r tooo awesome man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ur pretty funny

  • i didn't understand a thing he said

  • Fab Slapedd me adn i dnot have barin dmage.

  • Motherfucker you look like you only move when its time to fucking eat

  • you slaped the punch bag?

  • You're a freaking bear. Awesome dude.

  • 'well he slapped me' 'fuck off you idiot' HILARIOUS. SUBBED!

  • ty this worked ty lol