Doug Stanhope - THE 3 Jokes

[mikebtko1]

Doug Stanhope has a beautiful soul, oh sure he's funnier than sh*t...

[xXGoDxiSxdEaDx666Xx]

0:55 "NICE!!!" hahahaha

[VisceralMajesty]

Doug Stanhope is Bill Hicks without hope.

[BloodNorseGods]

that last joke is epic.

[GJ3200]

god's little post it! hahahahaha

[N1earNoutyamama]

Excuse me...can I smell your pussy? No....well then it must be your feet, cuz somthin stinks!!

[MartinJWillett]

How do you know it's cold in Antarctica? You figure it probably is and you speak the same language as people who know from first hand experience.

How come you have a problem with him knowing what cum tastes like but no problem with him apparently knowing what bleach tastes like?

[MrJburzynski]

no one "lives" in Anatarctica

[MartinJWillett]

Do you have to have no other address in order to know whether it's cold or not? People live in Antarctica for months at a time. If that doesn't count as living most gypsies and nomads are dead.

[MrJburzynski]

the point i was trying to make is that there are no native cultures in Antarctica, as is you were implying that there was a native language of the continent

[MartinJWillett]

No I wasn't. There have been people who have been to Antarctica and lived there for months at a time who speak many different modern languages, these people are hardly ever average let alone below average in intelligence, they can tell us it is cold there - in just the same way women who speak our language can tell us what semen tastes like.

[BrokenMaddie]

@MrJburzynski

WRONG.

[aeon23]

Everyone tastes their own cum. I'm doing it right now. I bet you'll do it after you read this. Other people say "disgusting" I say "Free Protein".

[MartinJWillett]

If you really loved yourself you'd swallow it.

[aeon23]

I do swallow it. I always gargle first though.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Especially if you could actually touch the tip with your tongue.

[ACudmore2]

@aeon23 yeah before you pop hard ons just for the protein, you should probably take a second to realize that a full load (like a healthy, solid amount after a good sesh) has about as much protein as a peanut. I'd rather buy some planters personally.

[Gary190tube]

@ACudmore2 It's very high in zinc though!

[rmcdaniel423]

@ACudmore2 So instead of licking your load, you'd rather have a mouth full of nuts? (sorry . . . it was just the perfect setup for a smart-ass reply)

[rustycamino]

@aeon23 Did they imprison Protein again?

[freedomnow5]

@aeon23 INFINITE PROTEIN problem science?

[KMurderful]

@aeon23 when i was ten after watching an episode of sex in the city. Shannon Elizabeth was in playboy...so hot.

[marclepine]

"My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA."

Try to keep up.

[moroney88]

naturally he´s been gettin tonnes of ass and chicks guzzlin´on his spadge probably complain that it tastes like bleach. Drink Pineapple juice,

Peace

[Adkit2]

Does it matter?

[v1mattitude]

coz it smells like that and 90% of taste is smell

[H3C70R7H35CH3C73R]

so true, hold your nose and eat something, then eat it normally, two totally different tastes

same principle as why food tastes awful when you're really sick and stopped up and can't smell stuff cuz you're nose is all stuffy

[dokesomesmank]

you don't HAVE to take the load in your mouth. i personally like to make my girlfriend look like motorhead.

[GnosticAtheist]

The same way everybody know... By sucking a dick. Its kinda obvious. I guess he could have tasted his own, I do that to if there is no alternative.

[muddy2332]

SHOCKGUEY that actually was wisdom.

[beirney82]

the tit fuck joke is my second favourite joke after Doug's version of "aristocrats". Genius!

[Clembo]

Stanhope is the only American I'd allow to rule my country.

[saynotodrug999]

@Clembo Canadians would feel safer having Doug as your president

[aaronchristopher71]

@saynotodrug999 If only! If Doug was President maybe the government would leave me the fuck alone. If Doug was President I would have a lifetime supply of Miller Lights and Jaeger.  Cause Doug is that kind of guy,

[CvijaFaQ]

@Clembo

and he'd be cross at you for wanting someone to rule you or feeling identified to imaginary map drawn lines.

[Clembo]

@CvijaFaQ

Ruling a country isn't literal, don't be silly now.

[BloodNorseGods]

@Clembo No colin quinn would be pres for doug would be vp

[pratikh]

@Clembo He's anti-leadership and would flatly turn you down.

[rmcdaniel423]

@pratikh . . . which is why Clembo was willing to trust him with the job. Anyone who really WANTS that power (have you seen the recent horseshit, with the republicans trying to claw their way to the top in Iowa?) shouldn't be trusted with it.

If the right to rule the country is like the "ring" from Lord of the Rings, then Doug Stanhope is our angry little Frodo Baggins.

[whenthesumis41]

respect from Greece

[fibbsabaddy]

very cool

[alicePlagueDoctor]

@ShockGuey5173 hell id jump anyone who used that joke one me

[heyaidkwhut]

thanks for the uploads man...stanhope rules