Mike's going to cry (unboxing a Rendition Alias in pieces)

[princemoe415]

paintball geek

agree then like it !!!!!!!!

[xxXEvilJesterXxx]

Mike said the guy was in Canada. I sold a timmy to a guy in Canada and he wanted me to take it apart and ship in pieces for some reason. Not sure why as it was years ago, but probably so customs didn't delay it or something. I just remember thinking "that's going to be fun to put all back together." XD

[Fordsbetterthanbmw]

Did you ever get it put back together?

[ThePaintballer16]

how much was all that crack lol

[sudden2k]

i dont get it, whats the problem? just because its not a 2 piece lego marker ?

[EatSomeBagels]

@sudden2k its a super nice gun, quite expensive also... you must not understand...

[ckaras100]

ur all FAGS

[manof30]

@ckaras100 Well you're an assfuck :P

[meuberepic]

that knife is so dull.

[deland93]

They live in Florida if the had a UPS truck full.

[nhawn9]

a ups truck full of crack.....hahaha lol

[AsyIlum]

19 ppl smoked an entire ups truck of crack cocaine and took apart their rendition alias

[ChewbaccaPB]

:sonotraven:

[InspectorVacuum]

I ordered a dm9 off trademygun and it came similarly assembled...

[BRENDONPB1]

look in the suggested videos its the same rendition alias!

[paintballerwest3]

sry....i wanted a blue and white one tho =( lol jk

[broranton1]

hahah fuckin love mike! :D "some one in the us smoked a full ups car whit crack" xD

[gungeek97]

May I have it

[randomlyrandom5000]

im amazed that you know how to put it together

[rye26oz]

The milling is the same as a stock alias correct? so could it just be a re annoed stock alias? numbers check out Rendition has readily available parts.

[NinjaAssasinsPB]

who would be that stupid?

[MrSmokingfly]

ups truck full of crack lol..

[youngmw3K1LL3R]

is that dude trying to give you a hardattack

[nerfxmodsxftw]

me: CRY CRY.

friend: Whats wrong.

me:Somebody took a rendition alias apart.

friend: CRY CRY

[abenguyen]

It was the PbNation mods.

[MEACOBRA101]

"Somebody in the U.S is smoking a obscene amount of crack cocaine" XD

[TheClone111]

i woul cry and cry

[RoCro535]

@TheClone111 im new to paintball. whats bad about taking it apart isnt that how you clean it? and dont you just put it back together?

[Mitch1379]

@RoCro535 Apparently only 17 of these were made, and it's one of Mike's favorite marker setups

[RoCro535]

@Mitch1379 i know but its not broken is it? i disassemble my gun all the time to clean it

[Mitch1379]

@RoCro535 I think it's missing some parts, and it's hard to find replacement ones.

[Mattekken101]

I have a 2k2 timmy that need work

Can the alias bolt fit in it

[TooTallNiCo]

I saw this and actually cringed

[PaintballLegend14]

it was me lol

[chriswhite97]

that gun is a beautiful gun man

[AAVince2513]

It was Lindsey Lohan I knew she was on crack

[globberish]

sniffle

[gunmaster9898]

go to hell who ever did this

[barcalonasucks16]

u dont smoke crack.........

[VLesPaulV]

@barcalonasucks16 yes you do........

[SeetherOwns]

It was Charlie Sheen

[adamflip1]

OMG HE PROBLY SMOKE A HOLE HOUSE FULL OF CRACK AND WEED LOL srry mike nice guns tho how much where they

[yesssigotmail]

its just like the people trying to sell ego 9s with mismatched cp regulators and non factory barrels. why take apart a fully color matching gun and "upgrade" it with aftermarket parts that give you maybe 1% performance increase.

[MrKingAutobot]

@riejuroks awwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats sucks butcheeks after piquchio just farted now i fell 4 u!!!!!!!!!=(

[Zimtack]

did you get them to work??

[Miyagi2995]

Good thing he knows what he is doing

[claudesalaun53]

mafia wars was 5min ago deattaching paintball guns is the new thing to do

[MrKingAutobot]

wait i dont get wats going on here

[riejuroks1]

@MrKingAutobot well basically mike had a team: "rendition" a few years ago, and he wanted to make unique guns for the team, so he called bob long and asked him to make 17 rendition alias', this is one of only 17 in existance and some moron decides to take it apart without knowing how to put it back together.......

i feel for u mike!!

[Ranova97]

The guy must have smoked lots of pot or something I want to asainate the person for stupidity god that sucks

[DeagleGold]

@halo3hello - It's not a tip man. Since it's a bob long gun, he means intimidator.

[TheRally22]

man mike you gotta sharpen that knife bro

[whycantithinkofanam3]

That was my gun but it was stolen wtf

Just kidding

[brutality35]

A UPS truck amount? Thats a little extreme. maybe a fedx truck amount

[KazPeRinzky]

OH.....MY.....FUCKING......GOD­, dude i have a miserable piranha gti+ rampage, and someone out there throws 2 bob long Rendition Alias away? -.-" DUDE, I WANT TO KICK THE ASS OF THE NERD WHO DID THAT STUPIDITY! O.o omfg. T.T

[BravoSquadPB]

One day i shall be like Mike, being able to know every single part in a paintball gun and put it together as you go along :P

[ghostrecon473]

does he mean tippman when he says timmy

[halo3hello]

@ghostrecon473 yup

[itachikakashi999]

It would actually kinda be fun to put all that back together. xD

[31AirsoftSniper]

@itachikakashi999 alias project???? i think yes. :)

[letsgoyankees6677]

@itachikakashi999 yeah no

[globberish]

y the hell would he do that

[slyrez]

so what exactly happened?

[jonnyboy5000]

when he said "smoked crack cocaine.....cause they took a rendition alias" and at the same time I said along to the video "and took it apart" I just facepalmed myself, honestly i regret selling mine, i mean my ego is great but an alias was THE custom marker for a player who wants a gun done his way. wonda if i can get one for an 08 ego, whaddya think mike?

[SturL]

I don't understand this clip... Who's gun was it originally? Who took it apart? The guy that sent it to you, did he take it apart? I'm lost here.

[HOLDMETEDDY]

@SturL The guy in Canda found it in the trash and sent it to make to put back together

[brettline07]

any chance you are getting a rendition g6r? that seems like the next natural course of events??

[CFPBcreations]

"a UPS truck full of crack" lol :D

[junits15]

also what exactly is the big deal with this? I've only been playing for a year now so I'm lost when it comes to paintball history.

[brettline07]

@junits15 just research it...great marker

[junits15]

who else noticed the marker was in a Digi-Key box?

[MrJPmeadia]

looks like charlie sheen after bangin 7 gram rocks

[speedyacr]

Why the fuck would they do that

[enzomclovin]

i smoked a ups truck full of crack yesturday............ o.O

[MisterRB111]

have any of you played "snake" on this video?

[MrRatpack4]

hey mike do you like the 2011 proto rail or the dangerous power g4 more

[itouchipadz4you]

HIS USERNAME IS Acowlin sry

[itouchipadz4you]

HIS USERNAME IS AWCOLIN

[footballmike56]

im crying right now D; AWWWWWW FUCK CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJamesZboi]

but if you can get it back to it's standard whats the problem? i mean i wouldn't do that but i don't understand how severe it is?

[shlankdankproduction]

fuck this kid who smoked crack and stripped this damn sexy gun aapart dumb ass!!!!!

[mafiahalo93]

lol i would be pissed

[RECONSIXPB]

i think the person who did that was a airsoft player......

[2o3Tards]

id set fire to an orphanage before fucking around with another mans alias....

[ShadowKai15]

This is someone who doesn't actually appreciate paintball... you clearly DO NOT do this to a gun... unless it's a sub 500 gun that you just tear apart anyway.

[excessiveego]

@ShadowKai15  all those guns are sub $500 guns....

[OhxXxSnap]

I don't know Mike personally, but I think he might be upset, only s little bit though.

[LovinDatPaintball]

OH MY GOSH WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!? WE NEED TO CATCH THIS NOOB WHO DID THIS

[InvertMiniFreak]

Mike what was the colors of ur team redition

[seattleaftermath]

hey mike i will buy the rendition alias parts from you

[rockonmyfriend]

what kind of knife is that?

[JanitorJacob]

@rockonmyfriend Jack Hawk 9000

[thenameisjulio]

but isnt it fun to put backtogether

[truevengeance2801]

mike u legend!

[Pbjunkie99]

someone is gonna go to hell for this. haha rippin down an alias into parts like that is a fuckin sin lol. its pbnations fault. P.S. like 4 ups trucks full of crack

[InvertMiniFreak]

@Pbjunkie99 no i say the whole ups company trucks

[Pbjunkie99]

someone is gonna go to hell for this. haha rippin down an alias into parts like that is a fuckin sin lol. its pbnations fault

[Yelnuts71]

I actually know the person that sent you the gun... his name is jerf from kindersley, I go paintballing with him a couple of times. He didnt expect he was going to get a shout out from you... but yeah a gun of that quality is something to cry over when its taken apart

[SH4RP5HOOT3R]

your knife is blunt...just fyi

[pblover96]

doesn't a timmy work almost the same as a spyder?

[MrAlexCSF]

It's the paintball mob... They send you chopped paintball markers :O

[ilshockll]

"stupid newb question" but what is a "rendition" alias and how is it different than a regular alias intimidator?

[murderur666]

@ilshockll gtfo out of here acting lyk a fucking pbnation asswhole

[ilshockll]

@murderur666 are u fucking serious?

[murderur666]

@ilshockll my bad i read the comment wrong i apoligize i was worked up after getting of pbnation trying to find help on a new marker to buy and being kicked for asking a question

[sk8erboyT14]

wow i dont think it wuz just crack i think it wuz crack meth beer whine champagne a couple joints and nitro i mean this guy must have been 1 of the dummest people on earth

[1995brendan1995]

He would package it with hockey tape if hes from canada.

Im from Canada :P I would know.

[paintballPB4LIFE]

i saw the gun i was like who would do this i would die if i got one of those

[ThePwctv]

Omg I started crying whyyyyyyyy! Whyyyyyyyy!

[LiiLHAZEx]

im kinda 'newish' to paintball and umm whats so special about this gun?

[paintballtechreview]

Hey mike, this is an unrelative question but i have the etek 3 LT and i screw in my tank and turn on my asa and i try to dry fire but my bolt dosent move? im thinking it is something to do my my ram but i dont know? .... mike or someone can you pls help me

[cynicalmichael]

So, are we going to have a "Restore to Gloy" video?

[fearsnear01]

it is from pbnation were getting back at you Hah

nana booboo stick your head in doo doo

jk=)

[patmeserkhani]

hey where can i get a bob long alias?

[ivevic]

I'm crying cause I'd like to have had that because I can't afford an nice one like that

[Saxton519]

:O

[Ironman7778]

would you be willing to sell eigther

thanks

[evpaintballer97]

damn i need to get ahold of this guy looks like hes got crack to spare which means hell sell cheap...i promis u for any cops out there im totaly and completely joking

[benson1ification]

Very pbn'ish way of saying "fuck you mike"...

[allenman1995]

whats so bad about taking this gun apart?

[death34607]

@allenman1995 it's very hard to fix it back

[allenman1995]

whats so bad about taking this gun apart?

[salsachable]

I wish I had an alias

[paintballa124]

Omfg! How stupid can ppl get Jesus! Sry mike have fun. :D

[The1paintballer]

hey mike if you got time take a look at my channel I have a video of my spyder victor 2 ( my first gun ) that is broke an If you can it would be nice to get your opinion on its problem thanks.

[EnjoiSkate87]

silly crackheads

[eclipseegomaster719]

Hey mike want to be awesome and send me dat hella sexy alias?! ;)

Or do a review on it and ego 9

[Mattbones24]

Wtf thats fucken hella sad =(

[TimboSlice116]

UPS truck full of crack. guess what just made the top of my christmas list? ;)

[mikeysean7]

@TimboSlice116 a rendition alias that is not in pieces?

[TimboSlice116]

@mikeysean7 no, CRACK

[TheTerminator124]

hes like ftw

[paintballtechpb]

I sent both guns to Bob Long with my CC number, let's see what the damage is

[Ryaruba]

they might be stolen ,thats why its all apart

[mouth]

how do you know someone didnt anno a timmy with the same colors? after all Rendition Alias is just a alias with different parts. who knows maybe someone really liked the colors and parts you picked out and copied it.

[PaperCut1277]

That's it? A timmy isn't exactly something that is hard to take apart and put back together. I was expecting someone to have ruined a timmy, but you can break down then reassemble a timmy in 10-15 minutes total.

That is the first thing I do when I get a paintball gun, take the entire thing apart to check for any type of problem. More than once I've found problems that way.

[paintballtechpb]

@PaperCut1277

taking it apart isn't the problem, it's when you put half the parts in a bowl, then throw them in the trash.

Both guns are missing a LARGE majority of the smaller parts. Eye covers, trigger post screw, grip frame screws, barbs are gone, poppets are missing, no poppet springs, missing the locknuts that hold the LPR & ram sleeve in place, eye wires are gone, solenoid molex connectors are ripped off, missing battery harnesses & membrane pads, plus a bunch of other stuff is gone

[excessiveego]

@paintballtechpb none of which is unique to the rendition..... guns get parted out, its what keeps other guns going, just like cars, and yea, people part out ferraris..... the rendition is just like any other upgraded timmy, the parts can be replaced, and the hard to replace parts ie: matched anno parts, are all there. I realize you have a soft spot for renditions, but ive received and rebuilt guns in much worse shape

[firema456]

@paintballtechpb lools like the mail man ripped you off lol

[ILOVEHELLOKiTTY85]

omg, its a naked gun, lol

but im actually afraid to take apart my gun

[DaMrJakeGonzalez]

What is a renidisous aslyis? <- Pardon my spelling :S

[Sageisstupid]

@DaMrJakeGonzalez Bob long alias-rendition color scheme

[andyd151]

"a UPS truck full of crack"....

we've all been there.

[Blusdw]

@andyd151 HAHAHAHAH dude that line was too funny.. im cryign over here haha

[lookin4nickname]

Somebody wanted to piss you off, and he WON. Now that person knows that it was worth it...

[stompnd]

i bet money it was JDlarson.....his idea of sweet revenge. TOTALLY KIDDING.!

[claark]

Mike! PM me your address and I'll send you a Acid Customs CF trigger to put on that Rendition

[Towelie58]

anyone down to find this person?

[evpaintballer97]

@Towelie58 oh hell ya

[seattleaftermath]

@Towelie58 HELL YEA!! lol

[TheOnlyRatDragon]

Anybody else need a drink after that? Because I sure as fuck do now.

[superinsanepballa123]

I smell PBnation right about now

[pbstare59]

@superinsanepballa123 yea

[fisheye300]

Mike i've got that same knife, CRKTs are nice

[PbRewriters]

*Sniffle*

[thriller108]

what am i not understand? couldnt you easily put it back together?

[motoxrider713]

@thriller108 The thing is, anybody in their right fucking minds wouldn't even think to take apart this peace of art, even though mike is smart enough to put it together he still wonders y the a normal person would want to take apart something such as the rendition alias

[thriller108]

@motoxrider713 possibly to make a hybrid of the two? which is kinda repetitive because my speices shoots better thank anything ive shot. but ive taken mine completley apart and put it together without a problem.

[johniiik5]

Paintball Lego xD

[schmonyon]

@johniiik5 you HAVE to pitch that idea to the lego company

[XxAsianSensation15]

hey mike how do you feel about the system x nme or could u make a review about it?

[hurricanes7pb]

00:40

is someone playing mario :O

[pbstare59]

@hurricanes7pb YES!

[TheInflicted]

I don't get it. It's been taken apart. So what? Every time I've ever bought a gun, new or used, the first thing I do is tear it down to see how it works and where everything is. If nothing is damaged or missing, what's the problem?

[pbstare59]

@TheInflicted because the dipshit that took it apart didnt no a fucking thing he was doing. I promis you that one

[bil333336]

i thought you were gona put the whole thing back together in once littel video i was gona be like " omg mike is more beast than before lol"

[johnnyboy2w]

0:43

[FuzzyFruits]

hey mike im alittle confused not trying to be snotty or anything but im confused on why its like a ignorance. is it like a big deal gun :o im just sorta confused.

[Peacemaker1085]

Oh GOD this is depressing... 

[paintball234969]

that must suck putting that back together :(

[pbnewfie]

im sorry,but WHOEVER TOOK THIS MARKER APART IS,and i repeat IS GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!! X{

[pmz1981]

I guess I didnt really get why this was so emotional, but I guess I feel the same way when I see classic cars wrecked for the sake of entertainment.

[0PG130]

so yeah somebody in the us smoked probably a ups truck full of crack and decided to take apart for whatever reason a rendition alias lol

[tacmed85]

I miss my Rendition Alias, one of only three markers I regret selling.