Sandra Lee - Passionate Dream

[9011jwood]

She probably has an alcoholics anonymous punch card. after the 10th try the 11th one's free



[yellowtents]

0:40 the camera had to rapidly pan up because the pitcher was filling up so quickly with vodka.

[ofohsh0]

0:52 classic tipsy girl giggle

[yellowtents]

"If you're feeling incredibly energetic, you can squeeze the limes yourself!" *Sandra's eyes just sort of glaze over*

[yellowtents]

NEVER DILUTE AUNT SANDY'S VODKA. SHE'LL PUNISH US BY MAKING US EAT HER HORRIBLE "FOOD"!

[Garouix]

Goddamnit, I want to party with Aunt Sandy.

[zeldafreak701]

Ahaha, I like how the vodka wasn't even part of the girl's original recipe.

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

Do u think they touch each others tits

[krownzilla]

Holy bejebus Sandra she said a little not the whole damn bottle!!

[lLUvCuPcAkEsSs]

It's called Passionate Dream because once you drink it, you pass out! Just the name of the drink will tell you it has 80% alcohol..

[duckpwnd]

Sandra, the rule of thumb is a shot of alcohol per glass of juice. Not a shot of juice per glass of alcohol.

[babyelephant7734]

Thts her new girlfriend

[Michelle2815CV]

I wonder if Sandy's cocktails are the only edible things throughout her whole course.

[Daveracoon]

I made this cocktail yesternight and it was so good! Aunt Sandy knows how to make the best cocktails ever! (every one got drunk) of course i was feeling incredibly energetic and I squeezed the limes myself.

[jmcruikshank]

Let's compare the amount of cocktail in Sandra's friend's glass and then Sandra's glass...

[PANLORD98]

"And if you're felling INCREDIBLY energetic, then you squeeze limes yourself."

[titammm]

Pause the video and compare 0:39 to 0:43. THAT WAS ALL VODKA!

[ando1135]

u see sandras face when the other woman said "if you are feeling energetic you can squeeze actual limes yourself" ya, like that'll ever happen..

[ando1135]

oh sandra, 2 cups of vodka and your still worried it got diluted. alcoholics anonymous is on their way!!

[silje14christin92]

sandy - "wow, i'm glad i put so much vodka in there, you've totally diluted it" sandy's friend - "i'm scared". can't believe they aired this!

[shanagurl112]

after she puts the sugar sandra get so exited and jumps right 2 the vodka, and poors so much and the other girl haad 2 stop her lol

[Sonnera]

Lol, her fucking friend's face is hilarious. She's like"Wow Sandra. I think we may need to bump up the date of the intervention."

[moonbeamtaffy]

...as soon as she put the vodka in she started rushing to get it into the glasses. 

[Mliaer1]

" a little bit of...." More like a gallon load!

[goliaboi]

LMFAO

[qualytea]

more like the colour of blood.



[geekoftheweek27]

This lady is all business and Sandy just wants to get HAMMERED.

[chicoglam]

Just a little bit!!! Yay that's how I do it!!

[Caskader]

Who's the grumpy stuck up guest bitch with her 6 packets of sweetener and zero humor?

[0its0green0]

@Caskader Somebody who actually knows what she's doing, and knows that making mixed drinks isn't adding a bit of juice to a bottle of vodka?

[chrizzboo]

"a little bit" of vodka, sure aunt sandra <3

[pet0skey]

i love how she's dumping as much vodka into that pitcher as she can before the woman can even finish her sentence. by the way sandra's acting and stumbling around, she looks like she broke into the bottle before they started taping.

[bmh4d0k3n]

I love how shocked all her guests are by the amount of vodka she pours into everything.

[theassholetoby12]

@bmh4d0k3n haha me to especially at 0:37 when sandra says (a little bit) of vodka,  then she poors a large amount.

[Harpiieboy]

This is the best inspiration of Ke$ha.

[OkLeave]

The comments on this thing is the best part:P

[RayRoark2011]

YEAH lets just poor in a truck load of sugar and some things, hey lets poor in some poroxcide, hair spray, rat poison and see how we feel the high. Lets add hair jell to it too.

[mamador]

They are both sooo tipsy.

[janexo0]

lol aunt sandy's friend called the alcohol rehabilitation center shorty after this was filmed

[adr2001us]

A little bit of vodka *glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug* That's probably plenty. I watched that bit about six times already!

[TheFelineAIDS]

they act like high school girls that got into the liquor cabinet.

[AceofHadeon]

"Look how pretty it is!" It's red, Sany, RED. I think she's already sampled the vodka...

[angelassoulmusic]

i love how sandra poured herself just a bit more

[Kezco123]

This is just too much. 2 idiots making cocktails and one of them obsessing over not using too much sugar while the other one is adding like 1 000 calories along with that ½ bottle of vodka. Good entertainment, yes, a cooking show to be taken seriously...not so much.

[RazzyFoxtrot]

I don't know how these two ever became friends.

[MIDWEST507REPIN]

sandra is such a boozer....add a half a bottle of vodka...her friend is lik wow really

[decafeine]

it's not that it's the color of passion

it's because after one of these, you'll fuck anybody, anywhere

[dynamiteruby]

"It's the color of passion!"

More like the color of alcoholism ;p

[secretaznjen]

"A little bit of vodka." "Uh.... if you want." "I do." ~in goes half the bottle~ "That's... probably plenty." *nervous laughter*

"I'm glad i put that much vodka in there. You totally diluted it!" "I'm scared."

[tablicakorkowa]

@secretaznjen I love part just before "I'm glad i put that much vodka in there", when guest says she loves the colour, and Sandra responds with short "yeah" and immediately starts thinking about booze. She seems so happy in this clip, she's so excited, flits around.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

I love how that woman leans AWAY from Sandra XD

[MagicalMeeeee]

i didnt know passion came in a color.

[bnanatorres]

'It's almost like a pretty blush tone!'

Yeah, if you'd just been in a bar fight, and were a bit embarrassed about it.

[Grothnag]

I like how she carefully measures the lime juice but with the vodka shes just like PACK THAT SHIT IN!!!

[KiraKuchiki2]

"I'm glad i put that much vodka in there."

"I'm scared."

You should be. Anybody who drinks that much vodka needs help.

[wicaco]

She definitely would have kept pouring. Crazy lush.

[lovehorrormovies10]

MAKE A DRINK WITHOUT BOOZE!!!

[rockbandrocker122]

*Sandra grabs vodca* A little vodca?

Ummm if you want

*pours half the bottle in*

freakin drunkie

[annehdoll]

that's not enough vodka for Sandra Lee. her friend must be a lightweight. lol

[hearttaylorx3]

you know, since it's so much healthier to use artificial sweetener thats being tested to see whether it causes CANCER in humans.

[1SaneManiac]

I think I can smell the vodka from here. What's funny is that it looks like she was checking the ingredients to see if there was any alcohol.

[CuervoBlack06]

0:25 Observe her friend moving the Vodka off to the side, and like a bolt of lightening Aunt Sandy goes for it like it's the last one in existence.

0:40 No shit that's plenty, that's half the fucking bottle she just dumped in there, and shes ecstatic about it too. Now that is a sign of a full blown alcoholic.

[Michelle2815CV]

She insisted in putting vodka, damn Sandra!

[animepop2]

Finally...a drink that will have you falling down drunk and pissing inflamed chunks of your bladder lining. Sandra the resident alcoholic wants dibs....

[mishtastic]

lol "you just totally diluted my vodak"

[Karmillina]

0:47 I can't help but wonder if that bitch was just being sarcastic XD

[Kejuz12]

what i would give to have this womans job.

[cutie101464]

oh please make something that doesn't make me want to puke

[bedietfree]

Finally, someone told her to cut back on the booze. Sandra Lee's reaction? Pour herself a larger serving.

[imavikingZOMG]

its honestly not that hard to squeeze a lime

[Belladonna392]

Love the other chick's reaction to Aunt Sandy's unashamed boozing.

[BigAlUpdates]

LOL she had to have someone help her out because she was still stumbling from the last cocktail episode.

[ItzMalcolm1]

How the hell she say there is sooo much shugar in fruit juice and then the bitch put in some sweetener

[tibrotibroprokk]

00.52 ...and if you are feeling incredibly energetic, you could squeeze the limes yourself.

[vbm211]

ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER OH MY GOD.

[Android18uk]

I think if Sandra Lee was making this she would just pour the whole bottle of vodka into the jug and drink that.

[ElizabethWebster]

Just because you have a guest on when you're mixing booze doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic.

[AliceElizabethC]

can i ask why have unsweetened juice if your going to be adding 6 bags of sugar in there anyway? :S

[Android18uk]

It was artifical sweetner which i think was lower in calories.

[PeterAbe1ard]

@AliceElizabethC It's Splenda.

[UltimateGrobanite]

@AliceElizabethC It's not sugar, it's Splenda. No calories.

[AceofHadeon]

@UltimateGrobanite No calories, only whatever untested chemicals are in Splenda.

[butterflyaway1119]

@AliceElizabethC In their defense, they were adding splenda.

[FailOfANerd]

@AliceElizabethC that's 6 sachets of artificial sweetener. knowing Sandra, nothing goes without a little hint of chemicals

[ando1135]

@AliceElizabethC it was actually artificial sweetener. id rather take real sugar over chemicals any day

[trtltat2]

All I can say is LMAO!!!! Sandra got so excited at the prospect of getting drunk with a woman that is obviously more classy than she is.

[desorden150]

I swear this woman is alcoholic. Did you see how excited she got at :37.

The other lady had to tell her to stop!!!

[jeremy915111]

"little bit of vodka..."

[BudgiesFTW]

if you want.....................

[OMGitsaBLAST]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RATED TV G?!?!

that much vodka plus tense social situations are not kid friendly.

Sandra. honey. Miss martha wasn't kidding when she said she was scared.

[lookitsmon]

Sandra: "And a little bit of vodka..."

Lady: "... If you want..."

Sandra: =D! "I do!"

-pours half the bottle-

Lady: "... That's probably plenty."

ahahaha holy crap! this is comedy gold. that poor woman looked so scared to drink that.

[toothbeaver]

@lookitsmon...you beat me to the punch on that PRICELESS dialogue where Sandrunk Lee pours half that bottle into a pitcher, the girls like yeah uh i think we got it for just us 2! Fuckin Lee is insane and she looks like she is wearing a nighty next to this hot chick who obviously is going to fire her agent after this abortion of an episode lol. "Why the FUCK did you send me to that set with that crazy ass blonde skeleton w her tablescapes and booze!?"

[animilautrec]

that was a fucking ton of vodka, guys.

[xxdogofgleexx]

this seems like the kind of booze only a college student would drink. i should know, i'm a desparate college student and even i'm sort of doubtful with this monstrosity

[astrangeone]

Indeed.  It seems like dirty version of a cosmopolitan, and the Splenda made me wince.

I'm a college student, and I'm making pomegranate infused vodka and ginger infused dark rum. I'm not drinking...that...whatever you call it.

[bitchoffinsbury]

that woman looks terrified.

[YTfancol]

........and a little bit of vodka ......

Apparently she drunk a lot of vodka before taping her seriously crappy show

What is this woman doing on Television ?

She´s nuts and a horrible cook.

Get her off the air.

[MOONKISSED503]

0:48 "if you're feeling incredibly energetic you could squeeze the limes yourself" .....uh. because we all know that squeezing limes takes up SO much energy. i include it as part of my morning workout.

[alefaye]

@MOONKISSED503 i think it was meant to be sarcastic

[blugreen123]

it's funny that the "guest" had to tell Sandra to stop pouring the liquor!

[blugreen123]

"you just totally diluted it" what?!

[BigAlUpdates]

@blugreen123 She arrived just in time before Sandra had to be rushed to the hospital.

[xlenasaurx]

"I'm scared."

You should be.

[xlenasaurx]

Six packets of cancer-inducing artificial sweetener instead of fruit juice with added sugar. Lovely.

[luckypanda]

"and a little bit of vodka"

"uh... if you want"

"i do, i do!"

[lcd1023]

this looks amazing.