Samurai Master: Fight To The DEATH!!

[bud674]

This could have been a great sword duel to the death between enemy warriors but became a disaster by making it a comical farse.

[hotspicychronictacos]

They R cauc-ASIAN

[francescosisini]

bello e simpatico!

[Sygmo]

Pero k mierda es esta????

[qwertyxxx22]

get an honest job !

[PVsnyper]

very funny video

[XepherProductions]

no retard is going to go into a sword fight without armor therefore hes no where close to asians, hes simply put a dumbass

[TienYengSeng]

fail thats gay #fail

[TienYengSeng]

fail thats gay

[Xpirit123]

hahahahah LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS =D

[RedGun15]

LOL this vid ftw

[goldking9]

i'm usually against that kind of stuff, but i actually found it kind of funny more then anythin else no matter what other people say this little spoof is actually better then most

[cucchidevil]

se siete dei coglioni ma datevi fuoco

[kryptonicj]

A guy that sells Paintball guns and katana's in a swap-meet in colton, CA can do better then this

[Adm3t]

i liked this video axaxaxa very funny guys

[MaximvsDread]

Life partner dispute? XD I guess the samuri are serving openly these days...lmao XD

[rolflmaoweeee]

Fuckinghell you japanese fools,cant you laugh at yourselfs?? Its called humour and stop getting all fucking defensive,nationastic brain washed cunts

[YesWeFresh]

@rolflmaoweeee problem is, this movie is just stupid and not funny....I would get angry if someone used my country's culture for something as stupid and ridiculous as this....

[unionofonion]

This is what happens when weeaboo get their hands on a katana.

This video is disgraceful, you two do not deserve to wield the sword.

[luftwaffe789456123]

if there is still some surviving Samurai Clan in Japan and saw this video,you will be all decapitated.

[secermoj]

video-FUCK music-EPIC WIN what is the name o it? i cant find it anywhere!!!

[RyuMSEA]

Epic yet insulting to the asians

[ExecutiveBudo]

@RyuMSEA This kind of logic is juvenille. It is only insulting if one has no sence of humour. It is clearly a parody of old classic kung-fu movies.

To learn real sword techniques, watch my Executive Budo lessons on my ExecutiveBudo YouTube channel

Urban Samurai

[TekBubs]

@RyuMSEA Asians are insulting to humans though. Fucking sub-humans

[GentlemanGhost1]

@TekBubs Pls stop displaying your lack of knowledge of the history of mankind.

[punkchipmonk]

omfg i hope these guys arent english that is EMBARASSING! how old are u guys? The samurai was a very respected and religious person and u take the piss with this video. Your a disgrace to humanity. We get it u love swords and the japanese have made the best, take ur love for swords and fuck off without disrespecting japanese culture.

[billiam7787]

this is what someone else said;

"Anyone who is not Japanese and practice the Samurai arts are discracing the Samurai. Im not Japanese so I would never pick up the art of the Samurai, just like how Japanese dont pick up a medieval long sword or Viking sword, roman sword, celtic sword, etc... and go European martial arts. I think it should be left to them from their ancestors and so fourth."

now i have a question, have any of u guys who agree ever gone to a cosplay event or animecon? no?

[BorisZaborowski]

this is shit

[superwestfamily]

Sounds like the japs need a sense of humor. We stupid white folks laugh at our traditions all the time, while still remembering and respecting them.

If you want an apology.... ask Obahma!

[superwestfamily]

sounds like japs need a sense of humor. we white folk laugh at our old traditions all the time, while still remembering and respecting them.



[jedisnow]

@polkysy10

yes. im in canada, so if im closer i will glady do the cutting for you.

kendoka ichi

[zenaku85]

Fuck!!! I came across this video again!! damm you retarded people. why don't you show us your hara kiri. samufries masturbators

[navegadorxp]

stupids

[ObliviousMuch]

The white man don't have a proper tradition of their own so they prey off foreign traditions that don't suit them and then tend to claim those traditions as their own while offending the original makers.

I wonder what would've become of this world if only the white man were living on this planet.

My guess is that they would still be reading stupid books and watering pot plants for what that's worth...

[Pitbull1227]

@polkysy10 you suck this fight was freaking hilarious

[7410n0]

lol it's so hilariously stupid

[edwar101]

dude...

bad,bad,bad,bad

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 i still find this hilarious u cunt

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 there's another i'll keep 'em coming bitch

[patrick1998777]

@kaya17able Man dont listen to him hes just being a Raisest son of a bitch! And Polkysy10? Shut ur Fucking Mouth!

[kaya17able]

@patrick1998777 thanx man

[kaya17able]

@patrick1998777 thanx man

for some reason he thinks i'm fillipino and if i were then so what? he is a real racist cunt

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 here's another picture u retard

[patrick1998777]

@polkysy10 Shut the fuck up! It's obvios we dont like what your doing no need to try and start WW3 You dumbass! The people in the vid are having fun having a good time and u decied to be a fucking retard!?! Just fuck off so more people can injoy this video, And So what if Kaya17able is Fillipino? He doesnt have to admit it, Your a rastics son of a bitch!

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 ur an idiot

[billiam7787]

@patrick1988777 im japanese, i actually study kenjustu and while this could be seen as degrading, i dont think they meant it that way. if anything, they are making fun of movies and videogames. this was a very well done film for two amateurs and u can tell they put a lot of time into it. very funny, i liked it. everyone just loves to be offended by anything. @polkysy10 - does ur family even have any samurai heritage? what's ur last name or crest? mine is Sakuma.

[kaya17able]

@billiam7787 there's a picture of me 4 years old bitch

[kaya17able]

@billiam7787 samurais still suck dick

[patrick1998777]

@polkysy10 I'm From Canada but am very intrested in Japan. Also To ALL Of the haters STFU!! Would you like us to make a video acting like your race but Fuck it up and make you look like Assholes? NO So Shut up and leave Japan Alone. Samurai could woop your narrow ass so i would just give it a fucking rest!

[zenaku85]

bunch of fags.

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 ur an idiot i'm black and i'm south african u retard.......such an absolute idiot

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 wow ur such a bitch i'll buy you a lollipop okay and buy the way i'm a black south african irish.......and japanese samurais suck

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 wow ur such a bitch i'll buy you a lollipop okay and buy the way i'm a black south african irish

[MrTommyfifaking154]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS GOOD WORK

[MrTommyfifaking154]

ROFLMAO

[billiam7787]

im japanese, i actually study kenjustu and while this could be seen as degrading, i dont think they meant it that way. if anything, they are making fun of movies and videogames. this was a very well done film for two amateurs and u can tell they put a lot of time into it. very funny, i liked it. everyone just loves to be offended by anything. at polks- does ur family even have any samurai heritage? what's ur last name or crest? mine is Sakuma.

[kaya17able]

@polkysy10 oh lighten up u girl

[kaya17able]

WOAH!!

[tonyc7109]

ha ha cool vid lighten up cunts

[RYUNOMI13TADEH]

DUM ASS ENGLISH PEOPLE!!! ALWAYS MAKING ONE COUNTRIES PRIED A JOKE!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!! THIS FILM IS A SHIT!

[hitman198908]

and "ibelieveinhumans" u should be banned for this stupid video..grow up asshol3

[hitman198908]

retards..i hope u gonna rot in hell..bunch of idiots

[Bigchillas1988]

@polkysy10 aaaw poor kido :( want me to call you mommy?

[LORDGODSIRALEXFERGIE]

@polkysy10

Grow up you silly bastard! Its a humorous analogy for fucks sake.

[AngelCryAlone]

@polkysy10 OMFGG DON'T DO THAT ... LEAVE A COUPLE OF HIS LIMBS LEFT SO HE CAN FEEL PAIN AND MAKE SURE HE HAS ONLY ONE EYE!! ;DDD

THESE FUCKIN BASTARDS! MAKING FUN OF THIS ART MADE BY JAPAN!!!!

D:<<<<

[hormatov]

i pity this 2 idiots for not having any culture. i want to congratulate them for making themselves look like an idiot.

[ChrisRiley93]

I gotta admit, this was okay.

[obenman1992]

@polkysy10 you are right.. ı realy like jappanise samurai culture... they live with honor .. and you idiot dont even know what thats realy means .... ı 'm agree with you poly

[dieXforXpie]

you insult them you insolent swine im not japanes and i know how horriable this is i use samurai swords so you insult me i hope you fall on one and die

[MrPaulleech]

you have descrased the samurai by makeing this

[aki01014]

Please teach a title of this BGM

私は日本人です。

日本人が見たら笑ってしまいます。

なぜなら、侍ではないからです。

[Igorj19761018]

ну и балбесы)))))))

[Jenovaful]

this is one of the reason y i hate white bitch! literally, i mean America!

[mynameishernz]

wtfwahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[Erekose67]

Agree with polsky10, it is a crime movie

[antonhiko13]

k puta mierda vaya perdida d tiempo sikiera coloca bien la katana en el cinturon ni tiene gracia ni naa...

[Angelolovenature]

Lol...I want to know also the musical composition's title.

[aki01014]

What is the title of a musical composition of this BGM?

[TheHollowDark]

WTF with that babnana?!?!xD

[86wulf]

2:09 SHORYUKEN!!! XD

If you didn't get that joke, then you need help. >_>

[AfroDuckNZ]

@polkysy10 Silly Gaijin. This isn't offensive in anyway to anyone.

[polskigeneral]

jackass!

you're simply idiots!

[syalala]

banana skin ftw!

[Godwashere09]

I bet the sword could still cut a limb off...

[SlyCooper1422]

nice fight in the woods and shirtless but  the fighting class and the banana and the head slashing in the ending was the coolist

[3lueCrow]

lol nice video XD the but cut block was funny .. like the banana trick xD

[elperroksw]

funny ... gj

[Naisho07]

@polkysy10: Ah, I think we can find thousands of films FROM Japan that offend your country so much... This video was just good fun. Lighten up.

[Naisho07]

And the moral of the story is "always keep a banana in your pocket"

[kukedali]

the first guy dresed as lui kang

[LedgendaryWaffle]

1:47 Fucking lol

[FiFiGiN88]

u should do seppuku now coz banana was dishonor to samurai. good luck m8

[Pyrodog12]

lolxor

[Fuzion]

LOL!!! Dude, the way that guy was running had me going from the start! Fuck what others say; if they say it's a disgrace to the way of Bushido and the Samurai art, then they need to get the pinecones out of their asses because they won't live too long being so stuck-up and close minded

[SpeechTherpy]

this is effing hilarious and ish

[MrDrunknbass]

it would be funny if you actually hurt each other. at least there would be 2 less utter WANKERS on this planet. i'm guessing these guys are american? figures...

[munnibhai123]

hahahahah LOFL that was bloody crazy... specially when head was chopped off hahahahahahaha

[vilandis]

l o l

[shaaiitan]

AHXHAXHAXHAXAHXAXHAXHAXHAX WELL DONE

[ellos34]

HOROOOO!! HE KNOWS THE ANCIENT BUTT CRACK DEFENSE TECHNIQUE!! HOOOOROOOOOO

[SylphViper]

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[AidoMikuto]

eh.... This is a lowering for samurais. it's a shame for me to see something like this about the great warriors of Japan.

[dabeggster]

no offence but that wasnt the best film ever

[Sarva07]

ahahah! funny...not really right, but funny! good job!

[DontFlaMe]

rofl 1: 47 ahahaahaahahaahaahaaaa the best scene xD

[Jackginnjr]

Funny; especially the ... Shoryuken!!

[mattmatt1102]

epic battle lol. it looked like you guys were swinging those swords pretty hard at times at each other. any close calls?

[mattmatt1102]

ok i was about to hate with a dislike but the blood and shit was funny you guys won my vote over in the end GJ

[68YOUKI]

面白い(´∀｀)

[Acoontey]

The infamous white samurai.

[mattmatt1102]

@Acoontey lol

[AkiraKunXP]

hahahahahahahhahaah



[TiminPhoenix]

Well done! And to the slobs that gave you a thumbs down or made snarky comments; screw them. Mommy doesn't trust them with the video camera at family picnics. Your vid was great.

[Swaza55]

1:46 hahaha

[MrComano]

at the begining thats not how u put in a samurai sword fool

[AndrewHDVN]

hahahaah lol 

[ScottyPow]

"lol" at the asian noises

[LiutendantJack777]

this is jim carey style

[XxdeathxX122]

lol

[MrOglock]

omg that was the funny stuff ever alien power

[GuiRicOta]

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[shadowofthenighthawk]

damn whoever takes this serious seems to be just dumb, its just a joke stay cool people...

[chovixnator017]

damn... you discovered the ultimate sword technique at 1:47...

[TSOAS2008]

i wish i was that hard!

[rulerdeath20]

nice you stuck a sword up your ass

[killingcommando]

if you want a real sword make sure it is full tang ...which means it is all 1 peice and not welded or held together with glue

[mareaumusic]

good film job, funny ideas, just get better cams :)

[leucine100]

k furst of all tht was gay lol bt funny disrespectful bt humorous

[yezziryessir13]

LMAO FUUNNNNAAAY!

[KillTheNightwatch]

LOL :D

[josduque88]

Great, I hope you guys keep going with this kind of funny material, exellent parody.

[lordcapucino]

plastic sword detected auhuaa

[lachygonzalez]

i love samurai!!! But, this is frickin' halarious

[poppalarge68]

Not bad guys.. Fuck what these other Youtube punks say about your clip..

[feddupwiththisshit]

LOL!

[ibelieveinhumans]

@Mrmusicmaster88 ...If you'd like to see a wonderful and accurate PREquel, go to my website. The Samurai Master angrily, yet gracefully, throws a banana peel into his student's face while the student prepares him a bowl of Cheerios. It's quite beautiful and dramatic to watch, as I was raised by a Samurai banana-tossing family and was deeply inspired by their mystical wisdom. Namaste.

[Mrmusicmaster88]

@ibelieveinhumans lol :P hey random question...how much did your swords cost?

[ibelieveinhumans]

@Mrmusicmaster88 They were cheap swords, $15 or something. It was in chinatown, downtown San Francisco. The blade barely stayed attached to the handle during the fight scenes. Good times.

[cremaster0]

@ibelieveinhumans lol

[maostar7777]

@Mrmusicmaster88 u can buy the good one for 300€

[aznbl4ckdud369]

@ibelieveinhumans hahah this is the funniest shit ever, 10/10, till sammurai nerds come in raging , because of course this movie was ment to portrait 100% accuracy, background, whole 9 yrds right..?

[ellos34]

@Mrmusicmaster88 Dude....you could see on their faces they werent serious...and stop trying to pretend that you know samurai...dude im japanese my entire family are decendents from Saigō Takamori, the last samurai...so take it easy ok? -.-

[Mrmusicmaster88]

@ellos34 im srry if that was offensive in any way. But i just can't stand people making a mockery of martial arts. But i got to admit, it was funny, im not sure, maybe i was in a bad mood or something : P. maybe im just way too serious about the arts.

once again, i am sorry if i annoyed you.

[Kampfsaufa]

:D:D

Awesome.

[MarioAIII]

first off XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD that was friggin epic. and to the people bellow, I actually study and am learning kendo . . . imitation is the greatest form of flattery lol. oh, and for the record, the most practical swordsmen wear their blades edge up because having the blade facing downwards not only decreases the form and swing of the cut, but also can dull the blade due to gravity forcing friction between the edge and the wooden sheath

[bubblejuiceman]

Yea the butt block was sick

[jamcube23]

Freaking awsome I love the butt block!

[TaurusType]

There were some moments when this clip was kinda funny, but mostly it insults the profane and complex art of the sword.

[mapledaggeron]

1:46 Win.

[DrSchredder]

wow, i feel me placed back in the ancient japan of the 15. century! ^^

[SaYaGilaakanmusik]

ahhahahha the beard guy failed!

[JKCr0wN]

you have the sword behind the belt upsode down. real samurai would never let the sharp side facing the ground, its unhonorable to the sword. You cant fight. But still cool vid, laughed a lot:D

[KillSwitch66627]

um no....... wtf where did u get that information its a style...... unhonorable to the sword thats bullshit

[JKCr0wN]

well i studied samurai history for a while. Ninja sword can be held in the ass if somebody likes to, but a katana (as I mean samurai sword) was always weared sharpened side facing the sky...

[KillSwitch66627]

look up tachi style or somthing on google, it was an actual style before samurais started realizing that the drawing technique was easier with the blade facing up

[jaitsu]

@KillSwitch66627

he's right, it was the precurser to the katana, the uchigatana i think its called, that was worn sharp side face down, but i think it was worn sharp side up more because a drawing motion could more easily be swung into an attack, then if it were facing down. but you never really know, after all, we don't live in thoughs times.

[ThePlasticBowl]

1:46 the epic butcheek/sword defense i think i saw that on afro samurai once lol

[tobylove82]

lol they dont even know how to hold the sword..the middle section of handle shouldnt be held.noob

[ninjaalliance1]

grow some abs b4 you take your shirt off

[shadeshido]

taht looks gay

[morielmaster]

exelent

[Godivious]

Awesome!...that was hilarious!...

[TheGooberment]

lack of a better word, AWESOME!!!

[reizerV]

i liked it i had few minutes of laughter especially the butt crack block lol

[MeisterNuramon]

you cant take something seriously right? thats idiotic you can come to me then i will cut you down if you want

[crystalVirage]

lol this is actually pretty good lol everything went with the beep

[drumking511]

i actually thought that it was pretty funny!! its was obviously meant to be gay and thats what made it funny for me!! I liked 2:07 and the banana peel the most. good stuff 8/10

[stiffmajjthegiant]

How the hell do you have the money to afford the swords and camera and home movie making equipment yet be total faaaaaaaaaaaahgzzzzzzz

[Shtokirib]

white trash lol