MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD... im not the only one who makes sense of shit but then when i try to explain it sounds like giberish.. i thought i was retarded
cirosuperiore: Do you look at everything through the lens of ignorant generalization? Women are not funny. Pshh. No, a lot of men aren't funny, and a lot of women aren't funny. Conversely, some men are funny, and so are some women.
I was try to fill the void by watching some comedy. But instead I found this video. - VOid still there. Those who son't know Bamford, she's totally kidding.
This is creative and hilarious and quirky...like Maria Bamford. She's unique and intensely smart...oh, and THANKS For explaining comedy! Now it's all so clear...
Maria Bamford portrays an interesting enough character. Definitely not like most other woman comedians. Vioguy, you dont actually believe that all comedians spit you the truth, do you? My boyfriend does stand up and has bits about things that if they were true, we would definitely not be together. Maybe some bits are true stories, but most comedians definitely are not comedy routines in their daily life. That's why they call them 'characters'.
@helloXdahlia They would exaggerate, and sometimes swap perspectives in a story. But the comedians' style and material still tell quite a bit about who they really are.
I stayed up late one night making Christmas cards with stensils and glitter and glue. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or the vapours from the glue but the hours just drifted by in a happy haze of holly stensils and glitter. For me that is real success! So fuck off and die!
Maria is pretty funny and I think I like her. But is she for real? Sure she's funny but can she train a dog to eat cabbage and win a pulitzer writing about how she did it? Probably not...
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What she said in this video is not just funny (in my opinion, that's her being serious), the void or hole inside her is the need for people to approve of her and the way she achieves that is by making people laugh; thus, filling the hole as she makes people laugh. She would be able to train a dog but only if she stayed on her depression meds and her "void" had something to do with working with dogs. Simple.
Yes I am. But I was only replying to 22WILBUR's comment about Maria Bamford not being able to train a dog. If you know anything about comedy or drama or pretty much all of the arts, you would know that in order for it to be good, it should be true. So give it a listen and see if you don't agree with her.
Jim, basically what Maria was trying to tell you was that you either have talent or don't. And you don't have any talent. I don't know who said to you that you have it or why the hell you are doing this shit but you are not made for this. Try go and get a role to play a troubled teenager in the OC or some shit, or go do commercials for toothpaste. But you are not a fucking comedian.
Sure, you're upset that you have to serve people fries forever ... but hey, some people do what they're made t'do. You just caught on early! :D and yes, please biggie size the fry for me. thanks.
You are quite wrong I have a lot of talents and I am not trying to waste my life on baking fries because I know that I have no talent for that. And the guy in the video is clearly lost. He hasn't got any talent. I do think that he should try and make something of himself but not a comedian for the same reason I am not trying to become a balerina - I have no talent for that. BTW you've never heard of that "comedian " and hes stuck at the bottom because he sucks.
That was a honest thing to say. When you think that somebody is wasting his life on something - don't support him -or he will still be wasting it. just be fucking honest and say -Jim, you suck , man go and try something else.
Yoah, whatever your name is. I disagree with you. Just because you're ignorant of the scene and not really into it, and don't like his comedy, lots of us do. :) and are actual fans. Thanks for adding your miserable opinion though. You should head back to your obviously miserable life though. your unwarranted anger at somebody you've never heard of is weird.
Some people aren't funny, some people aren't talented as musicians, some people can't act, some people can't draw....
Unfortunately, lots of these no-talent hacks will continue their narrow-minded journey, never trying to improve or re-invent themselves, and never thinking that maybe...just maybe, they SUCK, and don't have "a gift".
But, thanks to even shallower and even more narrow-minded individuals like yourself, these ignorant fools will never EVER look at themselves critically
Take a look at DeviantArt...go browse Newgrounds...look at LiveJournal, KeenSpace..any place where anyone can upload media without (much) fear of any real criticism...for they're drowning in "fans" who send in nothing but "you are the greatest (insert noun here) EVAR! HERE, HAVE MORE MONEY!"
And therefore they'll never improve themselves...
This man, if he is so down on his luck, has made several major mistakes along the way. He either needs to make a drastic change to his routine or quit
That was great! It also amuses me as a teacher, because it shows how absurd the use of one of the latest trends (graphic organizers) can be. It also reminds me of, "The Secret", which I found hilarious as well.
Where can I find some prestige to fill my comedy shaped hole, cause I can get the 24 Diet Cokes easy. I will also need directions to the nearest Cheese Cake Factory.
SOME DAY IMA GONNA MARRY THAT GIRL.. SO BUGGER OFF OF MY WO MAN , MAN.. YA DIG??..
communistjesus 4 months ago
MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD... im not the only one who makes sense of shit but then when i try to explain it sounds like giberish.. i thought i was retarded
Knoiv 4 months ago
Basically her advise is just to think about comedy a lot and to love it. Thats what i got from her illustrations anyway.
phenomballer666 5 months ago
I think I'm in love with Maria Bamford.
MrLaterali 6 months ago in playlist MARIA BAMFORD
Is it just me or are they both utterly adorable?
MidnightNeverCome 8 months ago
cirosuperiore: Do you look at everything through the lens of ignorant generalization? Women are not funny. Pshh. No, a lot of men aren't funny, and a lot of women aren't funny. Conversely, some men are funny, and so are some women.
DreadedEllipse 8 months ago 3
i have a huge crush on maria bamford
ZetsubouJohnny 8 months ago
This dude is really hot.
thepantweaver 10 months ago
Maria Bamford, you make me laugh.
f56789123 10 months ago
women are generally not funny but maria is a blast.
cirosuperiore 11 months ago
Yay, Duluth!! ^_^
jjhendo 1 year ago
Fill the void with comedy and 25 diet cokes. I saw Maria when she was very cute & young girl. She's still funny.
zetaunoquadro 1 year ago
Maria is the best person
SlipkPie 1 year ago
I'd so like to see Maria out of character once. Is that possible?
jurvis1 1 year ago
Maria is fucking hilarious
notyorkhakis 1 year ago 2
So true.
russellperry 1 year ago
OOH,I love my Maria,she's so nice,love her she a saint I tells you.
ThePedrosanta 1 year ago
Ah, but it takes like 34 Coke Zero's. An important distinction for those trying to learn.
greenguy1687 1 year ago 2
@greenguy1687 Never stray from the formula!
56BUICKRiviera 1 year ago
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she is not funny at all. what the hell
5T3V1L 1 year ago
@5T3V1L fuck off dreeb. quit trolling her vids.
denisonM 1 year ago
Profound advice from Maria Bamford....
reef1968 1 year ago
That Duluth jacket is awesome.
grenadeserenade 1 year ago
24 diet cokes. lol i love maria
Erilis666 1 year ago
I was try to fill the void by watching some comedy. But instead I found this video. - VOid still there. Those who son't know Bamford, she's totally kidding.
corebare 2 years ago
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You're at the bottom because you're not fucking funny, Jim.
Get a job.
SirRunk 2 years ago
god if we could just bottle that kind of profound wisdom!
haha brilliant
kerryoke68 2 years ago
I have a comedy-shaped hole inside. This video is very nice.
FreakFlagComedy 2 years ago 3
This is creative and hilarious and quirky...like Maria Bamford. She's unique and intensely smart...oh, and THANKS For explaining comedy! Now it's all so clear...
smartypants88 2 years ago 2
Maria Bamford portrays an interesting enough character. Definitely not like most other woman comedians. Vioguy, you dont actually believe that all comedians spit you the truth, do you? My boyfriend does stand up and has bits about things that if they were true, we would definitely not be together. Maybe some bits are true stories, but most comedians definitely are not comedy routines in their daily life. That's why they call them 'characters'.
helloXdahlia 2 years ago
@helloXdahlia They would exaggerate, and sometimes swap perspectives in a story. But the comedians' style and material still tell quite a bit about who they really are.
merdufer 1 year ago 2
This guy is Funny as Hell. There are all Kinds of Comedy. There's no set way to do it. This is great stuff!
shindings1 2 years ago
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I didnt understand a freaken dam thing she said.
gaspiden 2 years ago
Well that's Too Bad Because She is Hilarious!!!
shindings1 2 years ago 5
sooooo...
is she really crazy?
master0rolando 2 years ago
everyone from duluth is crazy
LSFuckingD 2 years ago
omg this is so fucking funny, it had me in tears. this video is perfectttt. your reactions are great, btw.
cantstopdoorstop 2 years ago 2
I stayed up late one night making Christmas cards with stensils and glitter and glue. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or the vapours from the glue but the hours just drifted by in a happy haze of holly stensils and glitter. For me that is real success! So fuck off and die!
freezerjoe 2 years ago 3
No one wastes their life if they're happy
shiftymerchant 2 years ago 20
Maria is pretty funny and I think I like her. But is she for real? Sure she's funny but can she train a dog to eat cabbage and win a pulitzer writing about how she did it? Probably not...
22WILBUR 2 years ago
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What she said in this video is not just funny (in my opinion, that's her being serious), the void or hole inside her is the need for people to approve of her and the way she achieves that is by making people laugh; thus, filling the hole as she makes people laugh. She would be able to train a dog but only if she stayed on her depression meds and her "void" had something to do with working with dogs. Simple.
vioguy 2 years ago
you're an idiot
terrybansuckit 2 years ago
Yes I am. But I was only replying to 22WILBUR's comment about Maria Bamford not being able to train a dog. If you know anything about comedy or drama or pretty much all of the arts, you would know that in order for it to be good, it should be true. So give it a listen and see if you don't agree with her.
vioguy 2 years ago
art doesn't have to be truthful.
terrybansuckit 2 years ago
Most of great art has delivered some kind of a message. It has to say something. It can't be shallow. But that's beside the point.
vioguy 2 years ago
OH yes it CAN!
shindings1 2 years ago
What???
shindings1 2 years ago
hey bamford is my last name
DemonMeeko 2 years ago
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Jim, basically what Maria was trying to tell you was that you either have talent or don't. And you don't have any talent. I don't know who said to you that you have it or why the hell you are doing this shit but you are not made for this. Try go and get a role to play a troubled teenager in the OC or some shit, or go do commercials for toothpaste. But you are not a fucking comedian.
Zwartekaka 3 years ago
man. what a shitty thing to say. lol
antidrummer13 2 years ago
I am just trying to help somebody who is definetely doing wrong things with his life.
Zwartekaka 2 years ago
Comedy's subjective. It's an artform.
Sure, you're upset that you have to serve people fries forever ... but hey, some people do what they're made t'do. You just caught on early! :D and yes, please biggie size the fry for me. thanks.
ragingflamerboy 2 years ago
You are quite wrong I have a lot of talents and I am not trying to waste my life on baking fries because I know that I have no talent for that. And the guy in the video is clearly lost. He hasn't got any talent. I do think that he should try and make something of himself but not a comedian for the same reason I am not trying to become a balerina - I have no talent for that. BTW you've never heard of that "comedian " and hes stuck at the bottom because he sucks.
Zwartekaka 2 years ago
That was a honest thing to say. When you think that somebody is wasting his life on something - don't support him -or he will still be wasting it. just be fucking honest and say -Jim, you suck , man go and try something else.
Zwartekaka 2 years ago
Yoah, whatever your name is. I disagree with you. Just because you're ignorant of the scene and not really into it, and don't like his comedy, lots of us do. :) and are actual fans. Thanks for adding your miserable opinion though. You should head back to your obviously miserable life though. your unwarranted anger at somebody you've never heard of is weird.
ragingflamerboy 2 years ago 2
Some people aren't funny, some people aren't talented as musicians, some people can't act, some people can't draw....
Unfortunately, lots of these no-talent hacks will continue their narrow-minded journey, never trying to improve or re-invent themselves, and never thinking that maybe...just maybe, they SUCK, and don't have "a gift".
But, thanks to even shallower and even more narrow-minded individuals like yourself, these ignorant fools will never EVER look at themselves critically
Thanks
i8246i 2 years ago
Take a look at DeviantArt...go browse Newgrounds...look at LiveJournal, KeenSpace..any place where anyone can upload media without (much) fear of any real criticism...for they're drowning in "fans" who send in nothing but "you are the greatest (insert noun here) EVAR! HERE, HAVE MORE MONEY!"
And therefore they'll never improve themselves...
This man, if he is so down on his luck, has made several major mistakes along the way. He either needs to make a drastic change to his routine or quit
i8246i 2 years ago
haha wtf?
theultimateninja 3 years ago
...it's a comedy shaped hole.... inside. lol.
KaylorMade 3 years ago
LMAO she is just laughing with this guy :).
Zwartekaka 3 years ago
who better to get comic advise from, than the comic genius Maria Bamford.
I hope you took notes....I did.
You compliment each other well. Soon the student will become the master.
Yeah right!
run26 3 years ago 4
this is so wonderful. and it made me laugh a bit, which made me feel a little less empty inside for several seconds. thanks.
jawsquid 3 years ago 3
That was great! It also amuses me as a teacher, because it shows how absurd the use of one of the latest trends (graphic organizers) can be. It also reminds me of, "The Secret", which I found hilarious as well.
rickml1776 3 years ago 2
LOVE YOU, MARIA! . . . You too, Jim. Sort of.
Episcleritis 3 years ago
'the hole inside... is comedy shaped' omg lol
CrescentNoon 3 years ago 3
Maria is crazy enough that this could be her real advice.
maxwellhello 3 years ago 42
youre probably right.... yeah definitely, I love maria
insomniADORE 2 years ago 2
Is it weird enough to be brilliant or brilliant enough to be weird??? I'll have to watch it many, many more times...
digit33 3 years ago 3
lol! That was really funny! Keep it up.
;D
JayashriV 3 years ago
lol...funny stuff....24 diet coke lmao.
johnpc32003 3 years ago 2
I heart Maria (apologies to those who hate when people say they "heart" things).
almarkl 3 years ago 2
yea yea yea i get it the diet coke rt it so simple
i don't get
dingaberrytv 3 years ago
everyone seem to get this...i'm lost after the Cheesecake...:(
istreamo 3 years ago 3
You make a right at the cheesecake and a left at the diet cokes. Then you'll end up at success. If you reach rock bottom, you've gone too far.
- Jim
tewsbox 3 years ago 26
hahahaha right on
cantstopdoorstop 2 years ago
Why did no one ever explain this to me before?!?
IQBunny 3 years ago 2
That's Funny!
digitaljosh 3 years ago
Great episode, Jim! Can't wait for the next one...and the one after that.
- Andrew
ZilchZone 3 years ago
ohhhhhh. I get it now! Thank you, Maria Bamford!
stickynoteblog 3 years ago
Jim Tews: KING OF SAD FUNNY!
billsquire 3 years ago 4
Where can I find some prestige to fill my comedy shaped hole, cause I can get the 24 Diet Cokes easy. I will also need directions to the nearest Cheese Cake Factory.
DarthSisko 3 years ago
i don't think she even understood what the fuck she was even talking about
162andsinglebaby 3 years ago
this is funny because it is so god damn depressing. even the little song that plays at the beginning of each video is just sorrowful.
hopeandfire 3 years ago 3
Never shall there be a hole without comedy in it again!
goodyfun 3 years ago 2
This video went a long way towards filling in my comedy hole... in a platonic, non-gay way... of course.
ColevanFilms 3 years ago
Man I was putting driveway sealer in my hole. Thanks Jim This is GOLD!
GaryTheGladiator 3 years ago
Haha.
imthepieman 3 years ago
How bout that? Kinda funny, In a twisted and dark way? ^^
Nilll3 3 years ago 3
Lol, inner void.
CooKieKittyKat 3 years ago 4
LOL a piece of Mile High Cake.
AirForceLax26 3 years ago
The animation is great.
chudleycannonfodder 3 years ago 2