This is without a doubt the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I am crying right now, honestly crying. I cannot stop laughing.
Na ja, er kann ein paar Takte zu recht einfachen Liedern furzen. Ziemlich enttäuschend das ganze. Ich hatte mehr erwartet, z.B. die Barcarole von Jaques Offenbach.
He breaths with his ass! He can suck air up his ass just like you and me can take a breath of fresh air with our mouths! He does not eat gassy food, he simply suck air up his ass by using the lower abdominal muscles (witch is very straining and required a yoga session and 4 years of practice for him to learn) and then lets it out again! The talcum powder proves that the farts are real and the reason for why they dont smell is because he has not eaten anything to provide the smell!
Einstein was also laughed at and mocked by people who supposedly knew more than he did, but guess what? He created the atomic bomb.
Similarly, Mr. Methane was mocked and laughed at by individuals who did not think he could make something of himself and find his own niche of entertainment.
@Resevil No, he is not based on Mr. Methane... There was a guy in the 1800's - early 1900's that did the same thing as Mr. Methane, and his name was Joseph Pujol. He has a movie called "Le Petomane"< which means "fart addict" LOL ! You can see it here on YouTube, just search for Le Petomane. It's broken up into 5 videos, so it's about 45 minutes altogether, and it is HILARIOUS !!
what a sick son of a bitch, who the hell sticks there finger into there ass and licks it. and nice impersonation of the spice girls, *fart* and sing confuckingratz u suck balls!!!
did you see his finger actually go up his ass? NO! Are you sure he put the same finger in his mouth even if it went in his ass? NO! Open your mind a bit more, don't rely on the 5 senses so much cos there's deception everywhere you look... politics?
Wow. I'm finally proud to be English! Awesome display. We've given you many things, world, not all of them good, but here's Mr. Methane to make it all better again. ;)
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what a fake show, theres no audience its all back round noise. Lik when the guy came running up, come on, what a fake. He maybe farting for real, but teh show was a fake.
jackbackjack9, i'm pretty sure it's ALL methane, technically CH4. methane is formed from decomposing animal and/or vegetable matter. and it's flammable, as opposed to explosive, poisonous, or asphxiating, but could have some characteristics of the others, a cited by plumbing examinations. if you don't believe me, ask a scientist.
wow... Here, this famous saying comes to mind once more. 'Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard.' Did you have to make this fucking smartass comment? God, you only did this to show off you're knowledge on farts by dissing jackbackjack9. Die in a ditch.
Methane is a organic compound produced from a byproduct of any living organism, and is flammable. In this case, this methane comes from dead bacteria that has fed on fecal matter in the large intestine.
well, if you think THIS guy is hilarious, then UR the BIGGER loser, and learn how to spell...man, ur a BIG TIME LOSER if u dont even know how to spell hilarious
Interesting comments toward the literacy of others considering YOU'RE (contraction for YOU ARE--not your as you put it) not so literate yourself. You forgot the apostrophe in CAN'T, and you didn't capitalize the "If". Next time you have a thought like this, let it go.
this guy probably goes through alot of beans!!!
diggs882 4 weeks ago
во молодец чувак
MrWildWildWater 5 months ago
chyba zajebal pieczontke:D:D:D:D:D
TheKomandor25 5 months ago
pozzijq..you saved my day or week or month. A billion thanks for uploading this.
Sooksawaspakdee961 5 months ago
Талант...
TheDmitry1984 6 months ago
Now I know people have more than one "hole" to talk.
russiactu2011 6 months ago
Now I now people have more than one "hole" to talk.
russiactu2011 6 months ago
whats the name of the song he farts to
kornhelius 6 months ago
Funniest. Shit. Ever.
MJohn319 6 months ago
this guy is so famous?
petvnla 7 months ago
@petvnla he was invited to my friends birthday party. funniest night of my life could not stop laughing lol
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Сказочный долбоёб!
Danila35Vologda 7 months ago
Сказочный долбоёб!
Danila35Vologda 7 months ago
3:58 WOHHHHH BUDDY KEEP IT PG
mugnolo4 8 months ago 3
I've been laughing so hard for so long now my guts are hurting!!!!!!!!! and my BF thought his farts were out of this world ;l)
zpowerful 8 months ago
he's my new idol :p
kipoewee 10 months ago
my favourite part was the bumble bee. :D
68love2dance 10 months ago
dead set the dude has less than no shame
Spiderlanky 10 months ago
id shit myself
TheXXpsychokillrXX 11 months ago
awesome
poochootrain3456 11 months ago
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this comment will get thumbs up for no reason. :)
LolaMyBorderTerrier 1 year ago
@LolaMyBorderTerrier No it won't.
vocko1 8 months ago
@vocko1 and what?
LolaMyBorderTerrier 8 months ago
@LolaMyBorderTerrier You failed!! Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
vocko1 8 months ago
@vocko1 naat really love :\
LolaMyBorderTerrier 8 months ago
sucss and dirty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boodybadboy 1 year ago
sucss and dirty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boodybadboy 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Xmas Number 1 2010
darren7659 1 year ago
OMG looool))
TheAnibas1983 1 year ago
im sure theres people that would pay good money for this dude to fart in their face lmao
Tangerinemustang 1 year ago 2
that might sound like bigotry, well yeah im a bigot
when americans fart thats funny
when Brits do its just disgusting
intushabitat 1 year ago
@intushabitat meh, lame i think. im a brit and this guy is one of my heros. :D
WonkyTonkBotty 1 year ago
he farts better than he signs
27ratedrko 1 year ago 3
this is pathetic :/
bnel890 1 year ago
@bnel890 u jelly bro
WonkyTonkBotty 1 year ago
This guy is hilarious!! People need to relax and realize that EVERYBODY farts!
MurphyDogification 1 year ago
GOD I CAN SMELL THE FARTS TO HERE!
puppett11 1 year ago 2
its kinda like he liked his ass
smashx2000 1 year ago
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sick and disgusting. all are not fun. so darty
mullickp 1 year ago
lol nice to see the emerald theater again...
TheSolKris 1 year ago
jerry is a fan of the brown eye and mr methane stank fingered him
dirksqwertn 1 year ago
this man makes me laugh so hard my belly hurts.
granger18trains 1 year ago 2
=X =X
LoveTheMari 1 year ago
This is without a doubt the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I am crying right now, honestly crying. I cannot stop laughing.
BobbyHacker 1 year ago
I hope he comes to NY sometime soon, I need to see this guy in person.
anomalousclouds 1 year ago
Wouldn't George Michael "after" be silent?
DEP717 1 year ago
jerry shook his hand with the same hand that probed his bum-hole at the start of his performance.
porridgeeveryday 2 years ago
Na ja, er kann ein paar Takte zu recht einfachen Liedern furzen. Ziemlich enttäuschend das ganze. Ich hatte mehr erwartet, z.B. die Barcarole von Jaques Offenbach.
pedowife4kids 2 years ago
I prefer him to Terrence and Philip anyway.
jimmyjump1312 2 years ago 2
Whats the song thats starts at 8:07?? PLz help me out..its so soothing
PokeFan0590 2 years ago
old english hymn called "greensleeves"
Jurassic56 2 years ago
he's so awesome!!!!
ltblank 2 years ago
boring....and stupid
freaklolley 2 years ago
he is an asshole !!!
mekbaa 1 year ago
he's a (F)ARTIST
george2701 2 years ago 4
glad to see what some people do for a living lol
DEL1232 2 years ago
the mans a genius. englands finest hooray
TheLemsip 2 years ago 5
WTF IS THAT? do people accully pay to see that guy
dragonwolf89 2 years ago
lets hope so
jshurd 2 years ago
people pay good money to see women fart into each others mouths, so this wouldn't surprise me.
desembodic 2 years ago
Relax, this guy is hilarious!
krewchef 2 years ago 22
@krewchef Can't... can't unclench.
CuddlyBadger 1 year ago
this is what england belongs too, Disgusting nation, Yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk
abercrombieToronto 2 years ago
I love him... <3
IngupinQueen 2 years ago 6
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I dont get it, dont think its funny, makes me feel sick
kaja979 2 years ago
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sorry to hear your funny bone is broken....
jshurd 2 years ago
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I can laugh along with the best of them, I just need something a little more intelligent and imagionative, the guy is a moron.
kaja979 2 years ago
You don't know a legend when you see one.
Pity.
yardape99 2 years ago
lol
finger licking good
bastian2515 2 years ago
He breaths with his ass! He can suck air up his ass just like you and me can take a breath of fresh air with our mouths! He does not eat gassy food, he simply suck air up his ass by using the lower abdominal muscles (witch is very straining and required a yoga session and 4 years of practice for him to learn) and then lets it out again! The talcum powder proves that the farts are real and the reason for why they dont smell is because he has not eaten anything to provide the smell!
casinobowling 2 years ago 5
Whats name on this song 17.55 ?
Mrpappasflikka 2 years ago
haha this is on real NOT fake!!!
Mrpappasflikka 2 years ago
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if u like this check my channel :D
MrFartastic 2 years ago
this guy is funny, i think its pretty awesome how he can do what he does in front of hundreds of people and not care what anyone thinks about it
RuinedOblivion 2 years ago 4
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fake
parraletc 2 years ago
not fake
MrFartastic 2 years ago 2
What the hell does he EAT?
HackneyShark 2 years ago
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ok this guy is really retarded. he spends his life traveling around farting.WIERDO
krueger118 2 years ago
retarted?? think not he has a a self made fortune and can take his act anywhere can of beans a few candles and can of powder and hes set
jshurd 2 years ago 2
he doesnt use beans. He breathes in with his butt. so ya
mahir100 2 years ago
says someone who doesnt make as much money as him...
sionmaisley 2 years ago
@krueger118 At least it`s more fun than your fucking job!
casinobowling 1 year ago
duuuuuudeeee!! he's got a limo, cool!!!
royraaijmakers 2 years ago
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Jesus somebody actually paid to watch this moron making even a bigger moron of himself???
I guess people are easily entertained nowdays...
markovicmarko78 2 years ago
Einstein was also laughed at and mocked by people who supposedly knew more than he did, but guess what? He created the atomic bomb.
Similarly, Mr. Methane was mocked and laughed at by individuals who did not think he could make something of himself and find his own niche of entertainment.
yardape99 2 years ago
The best thing that will comes of his ass is the fart (plus some shit). Period.
I can not believe that you actually compared this retard to a genie like Einstein!
WOW...just WOW
markovicmarko78 2 years ago
disgusting
pjnoodles 2 years ago
I wonder if Fartin' Gary was based off of this guy...
Resevil 2 years ago
@Resevil No, he is not based on Mr. Methane... There was a guy in the 1800's - early 1900's that did the same thing as Mr. Methane, and his name was Joseph Pujol. He has a movie called "Le Petomane"< which means "fart addict" LOL ! You can see it here on YouTube, just search for Le Petomane. It's broken up into 5 videos, so it's about 45 minutes altogether, and it is HILARIOUS !!
perceptionobscure 1 year ago
Someone needs to start a petition for whoever is broadcasting the Super Bowl - I think we're found the half-time show.
yardape99 2 years ago 31
@yardape99 Oh shut up. You're Canadian. What do you know about the Super Bowl?
yurismir1 1 year ago
@yurismir1 And you are american! What the fuck do you know about entertainment????
casinobowling 1 year ago
@casinobowling I HAPPEN TO BE NORWEGIAN!!!!!!!
casinobowling 11 months ago
@yurismir1 Mr.Methane would be GREAT for the half-time show! American football suck your mothers nasty clit anyway!
casinobowling 1 year ago
he is just disgusting
kisskissify 2 years ago
How dare you.
yardape99 2 years ago
at 16:00 is the best
aerohead4 2 years ago
4:05
gummyggg 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH...THIS MAN IS GOD !!! LOL
del92sc 2 years ago 2
this is pathetic!!!!!!!!!!
shakeitshakeitbaby 2 years ago
what a sick son of a bitch, who the hell sticks there finger into there ass and licks it. and nice impersonation of the spice girls, *fart* and sing confuckingratz u suck balls!!!
chiponbloc 2 years ago
I wanna be just like him ;-)
erfelgamazig 2 years ago
I would actually pay to see Mr.Methane live and in action....
No matter how old I get, farting still entertains me...
Except when my Brother does it.
PiggyLoveMon 2 years ago 5
This show was in Detroit.WRIF 101 is a rock station in the "D".
pancho421 2 years ago
You must see Mr Methane !
watch?v=i6PIaEU0Gmw
netime 2 years ago
is this funny for anyone? I mean someone that's not 5 years old or american?
dirtyichikiller 2 years ago
It sure isn't funny for me...Although I'm not 5 years old or American.
therevengeofsaladboy 2 years ago
haha;)
I was a bit harse there, sorry you americans out there.
But yeah, donät understand what's funny here?!
dirtyichikiller 2 years ago
If you don't understand it now, I don't think you will ever know...
I just think this is weird behavior...
therevengeofsaladboy 2 years ago
for sure!
I've heard he won some britain got talent or something.
dirtyichikiller 2 years ago
Oh he didn't! I don't watch TV really, but that is just strange, very strange.
therevengeofsaladboy 2 years ago
I don't watch TV either, why should sit and wait for good programs when I can DL what I want when I want;)
strange indeed!
dirtyichikiller 2 years ago
Exactly! You shouldn't have to wait until the Channel feels like showing you something!
therevengeofsaladboy 2 years ago
that's just stupid:)
I actually can't watch TV at home hehe.
Only use the TV for tv-games.
dirtyichikiller 2 years ago
no he didnt win it, he auditioned but the judges were disgusted lol....if i was the judge he would have gone straight through to the final hahaha
crumblierbaz 2 years ago
lol
LadyIraViolet 2 years ago
He could do with some better material, and I don't mean to line his pants with lmao
11thhourreprieve 2 years ago
lord of the ringpiece hahahaha
seanjosephhayes 2 years ago
he stuck his finger up his arse n sucked it
thats disgusting !!
MCFCRuss 2 years ago
did you see his finger actually go up his ass? NO! Are you sure he put the same finger in his mouth even if it went in his ass? NO! Open your mind a bit more, don't rely on the 5 senses so much cos there's deception everywhere you look... politics?
11thhourreprieve 2 years ago
friar Tuck. hes a big fat motherfucker :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
attehallsten 2 years ago
I bet u this cunts got skid marks
SkinnGizzle 2 years ago
lol
MachineHeadbanger 2 years ago
he is my idol
Steveiemoney98 2 years ago 4
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this guy sucks
rafaflacage 2 years ago
heres the big fat motherfucker. HAHA
LordOfTheRingsPerson 2 years ago
Who would go to this show ?
LucieeKayte 3 years ago 5
I would
crazydave217 2 years ago 6
i wouldn't
volcomkid152 2 years ago
i would certainly
nongagueihtam 2 years ago
Reminds me of my boss..Full of hot smelly air and doesn't do shit!
KellyGiftShop 3 years ago 3
P U !!
KellyGiftShop 3 years ago
wat-a-twat
glenwood333 3 years ago
damn yal come back to see quotes against who cares damn
sharay18 3 years ago
cant believe i actually watched some of this, but cant believe people actually went to see this crap
nukz0r 3 years ago
This guy is a genius!!!
carliebear 3 years ago 2
6:10 - 20:00 funny as heck
NRMSkid12 3 years ago
lol "friar tuck... 'es a big fat motherfucker"
SomecallmeJack 3 years ago 4
This definitely a show you wouldn't want a front row seat LOL!!!
Madisonnnxo 3 years ago 3
especially if he ever 'followed through'
jonbee1982 3 years ago
but we won't go there
lukechris1995 3 years ago
Wow. I'm finally proud to be English! Awesome display. We've given you many things, world, not all of them good, but here's Mr. Methane to make it all better again. ;)
Rule Brittania, indeed.
OhwellOhwellOhwell 3 years ago
mortii mati we...cu camera matii ...
futeºmºas pe mata...asa filmezi tu :-w ?
just4ferry 3 years ago
A very moving performance...
steve74100 3 years ago 2
Pure gold! And that Robin Hood "play": first class entertainment!
arkaisk2 3 years ago 3
beautiful!
ig88sir 3 years ago 3
Life span of,at most 3 minutes.
Billybreezerboy 3 years ago
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what a fake show, theres no audience its all back round noise. Lik when the guy came running up, come on, what a fake. He maybe farting for real, but teh show was a fake.
Funny but stupid...........
and they say canadians are stupid
hoots02 3 years ago
they arent, theyre gay.
mugen1237 3 years ago
i don't wanna talk to that microphone after that xD
1ikeasucks2 3 years ago 6
what a shit show
DaveBassingthwaighte 3 years ago
Godamn someone get this guy some Toilet Paper, open a window, & bring in like 50 cans of air freshner Lmfao XD
monkeysackskin 3 years ago 2
they got to be oderless
jshurd 3 years ago
have you ever shit yourself....?????????
ChipChatPoker 3 years ago 3
yer at least twice a week
anyfrax 3 years ago
...there are four types of sewer gas: poisonous; asphyxiating; flammable; and explosive.
themarkmarcus 3 years ago
its kinda funny that hes called mr methane... when the stuff coming out of his arse isnt even methane...
xaxrelicx 3 years ago
it IS methane.
themarkmarcus 3 years ago
this guy says that he sucks in air somehow, an then farts it back out. So it's not really methane he's farting; it's simple air.
Like a balloon that you blow air into and then let the air out and it makes that farting sound. Methane is not oozing out of there, air is.
But i'm no expert. I only fart out what i'm told.
isgoodno 3 years ago
if it were the case he would have to have a lot of methane in him
jackbackjack9 3 years ago
jackbackjack9, i'm pretty sure it's ALL methane, technically CH4. methane is formed from decomposing animal and/or vegetable matter. and it's flammable, as opposed to explosive, poisonous, or asphxiating, but could have some characteristics of the others, a cited by plumbing examinations. if you don't believe me, ask a scientist.
themarkmarcus 3 years ago
wow... Here, this famous saying comes to mind once more. 'Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard.' Did you have to make this fucking smartass comment? God, you only did this to show off you're knowledge on farts by dissing jackbackjack9. Die in a ditch.
Malef1x 3 years ago
go get lost, you punk. and don't go back to school, you're to dumb to learn anything.
themarkmarcus 3 years ago
Am I? And how did you figure that out? Or is it just an assumption? Dick.
Malef1x 3 years ago
themarkmarcus youre stupid
its not methane
its a technique called anal inhalation
you just suck the normal air in through your asshole
get some information before you write dumb comments !
TheTrueMastercool 3 years ago
Methane is a organic compound produced from a byproduct of any living organism, and is flammable. In this case, this methane comes from dead bacteria that has fed on fecal matter in the large intestine.
themarkmarcus 3 years ago
GAY GO FUCK U SELF
tippytoea 3 years ago
omg...this is so fin stupid...and really really gross...and the audience ain't even laughing...
drawcutie123 3 years ago
your a loser this guy is absolutlely hilariouse
lukedeyulus 3 years ago
well, if you think THIS guy is hilarious, then UR the BIGGER loser, and learn how to spell...man, ur a BIG TIME LOSER if u dont even know how to spell hilarious
JCJDudez 3 years ago
luvs to u k.k. :D
haha wow, such a late comment xD
drawcutie123 3 years ago
if you think THIS guy is hilarious, than YOUR the BIGGER loser, and go take some spelling classes, you cant even spell hilarious, freak
drawcutie123 3 years ago
Interesting comments toward the literacy of others considering YOU'RE (contraction for YOU ARE--not your as you put it) not so literate yourself. You forgot the apostrophe in CAN'T, and you didn't capitalize the "If". Next time you have a thought like this, let it go.
MrBean442 3 years ago
@MrBean442 Haha, how many times did you use spell check on that comment before you hit "post"?
drawcutie123 1 year ago
yeah faggit.. its not for everyone but ppl like it... so stop being n narc n GET FARKED
xaxrelicx 3 years ago
HAHAAA wow, faggit is soo old, everybody knows that...oooo well i guess not everybody ^^
wow, and 'stop being n narc n GET FARKED' =
N00B
yea go take ur noobness back home
drawcutie123 3 years ago
I wonder if mr methane has ever shit himself whilst doing this!! I know ive had afew near misses!!
552843 3 years ago 2
A bit like listening to a party political broadcast.
By the way.....A fart smells so that deaf people can enjoy them too !
mush1955 3 years ago 6
sleepingstickes is just upset because he can't smell or hear.
BigStupidFingers 3 years ago
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What looser!!!
RockPrince25 3 years ago
I think his parents stopped being his parents
RockPrince25 3 years ago
Dito
RockPrince25