Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2006 (pt 08)

[rmkw4291]

Did you really want to hurt him?

ZING!

[mchandler2112]

Has he never had to write the letter k before? Or did he think it was really spelled lxojalx? I love them so much

[FROGvTOAD]

'makin lotsa pukka recipes' hahahahahaha

[BieberNewsUpdate]

Oh my God, I actually love Noel and Russell! Best comedic pairing ever :')

[ZombieNinjaWarrior23]

I wanna peep scarf... e__e

[emiilyfights]

David's only joking with trying to win, if you want to see him be more silly in a quiz then watch some of Chris Moyles' Quiz Night - he's been in four episodes of that and always loses because of writing funny answers instead. :)

[rmkw4291]

@emiilyfights I think it was after this quiz he decided to just act silly and not win any celebrity quiz he's in.

[aaamy08]

October, is that when there's conkers?

[ceryseira]

@aaamy08 heshould have known when October was.. since it's Halloween :)

[sagilbyharmon]

they should hire jimmy carr as a dancer on countdown.

[ttfnrsvpasap]

"did you really want to hurt him?" XD I think only about half the people watching got that joke :P

[000snow000]

whats the issue with boy George and walliams?

[moosikerin]

Jimmy's countdown dance. <3

[Spaghettimonster777]

Cat Deeley has by far the most beautiful laugh in the world <3

[despicableme101]

david needs to chill lol

[sasharosedude]

A sense of humour is required too watch this, if you can't have one, and keep referring too david joking around as being annoying, then you really shouldn't watch this or other things like it. He's playing the part of a "serious nerd", if you can't understand that, don't post pointless comments.

[DIEzombiekidzDIE]

Goth Detectives :D

[0piumbubble]

Ohhh the tension with David Walliams...I think having Boy George on the show really threw him.

Didn't Boy George like...openly trash Matt Lucas (David Walliam's partner on Little Britain) about being a disgrace to the gay community? And then Boy George was being snarky by asking David how Matt's wedding was?

Yeah, the backstory is important here...but the tension is palpable.

[burnthewitchXD]

4:55 - 5:21 funniest part

[Clazz94]

As a comic actor David Walliams is genius. As a comedian on a panel show, he's more annoying than Annoying Orange...

[TheRatherLikely]

@MrWiseburger yes... funny... Little Britain...

[MrWiseburger]

do people seriously not understand that david walliams is playing the part of a tight humourless idiot?

i mean do you think one of the most successful comedy series would be written by him if he wasnt funny? wise up

[MrNnpivo]

david walliams is a cunt..... sorry but there it is...

[deveaux77]

@MrNnpivo You do know he is only playing up for the show, right?

[xElliiExXx]

"Well, actually it's rather unfair because between the first time we saw Carol Vorderman and the second time, she'd rearranged those letters".

Ah, Russell :')

Goth Detectives forever. <3

[Kimmahful]

David is such a dry shite s:

[blackcat180]

07.21 robs face drops cos david has no sense of humor



[klmnumbers]

I love how serious Noel is for the delivery of "...is it Kojack?" and how he loses it after that for about a minute.

[DorianMauve]

Haha, David actually thought Russell was going to stick up for him on the Boy George subject. 

[DorianMauve]

"We think we've actually got one right ... is it Kojak ?" Great delivery. For a moment I totally thought he was being serious.

[graciepie25]

noel n russell should get their own show :')

forget ant & dec we've got noel and russell ;D

[simondgrass]

Cat Deeley really is lovely. She seems really genuine.

[pennylanesmn]

I think we all remember that time when he did some swimming what he barely ever talks about every 5 f***ing minutes!! brilliant

[Altmetalpunk]

how many years has jimmy carr been going out with this caroline chick? she's been mentioned in his standup for years

[Schlurble]

@Altmetalpunk Been with her since 2001

[Altmetalpunk]

@Schlurble wow... planning to marry ever or have they yet?

[MMOTT51]

"Is that when conkers are about?"

LOL

[almightybob101]

I'm hugely impressed that Cat and Wossy actually were able to spot that "nicer anus" really is an anagram of "insurance" in 30 seconds.

[QueenDeaconite]

@Barbarann1960 Oooooh sorry, no I don't find Walliams particularly funny either, I just meant that his moodyness and sulking over Russell and Noel winning isn't serious.

[kennymertzi]

@QueenDeaconite Everyone thinks he is like that in person. He is just putting up an act. The panel knows it Jimmy knows it and its funny. He is the grumpy quazi-gay guy



[TipsyTulia]

@kennymertzi Agree. He is playing the Hermione-like-type that every classroom has. I thought he was funny.

[QueenDeaconite]

@Barbarann1960 Definitely, but as I'm pretty sure he and Russell are good friends in real life, I don't think he's being serious. =)

[QueenDeaconite]

@Barbarann1960 Or...it could be his character, slightly given away by the fact he keeps suddenly laughing. The whole point of putting together a set like that is that the very, very different styles work together well, which in this year it did so amazingly.

[greatandfree]

omg, Noel and Russell together... UNBELIEVABLY funny!!!! xD

[14jetblack]

2:38. is it just me or did that sound really retarded when they said yes

[thexxMADHATTERxx]

i know david is putting an 'act' on but it is a bit too much :/ it really infuriates me.. i know someone that acts just like him. on the plus side noel and russell are ADORBLE. i want to take them home :)

[SirthatfellonmyHEAD]

That Walliams guy is just angry throughout the whole thing. The next year too. Geez, just relax, it's supposed to be fun.

[alazrenda9]

@SirthatfellonmyHEAD He IS only joking you know. His moody thing is supposed to be recognised as a joke. -.-

[TheAsdfjkl098]

why are there 38 dislikes?

[ericstaltz]

Haha back when the Burka one would have been a challenging question

[didgey89]

ha!

'nicer anus' actually works.

thats genius and it pretty much went unmentioned.

well done Cat and Jonathan

[Cptahabify]

I never realized Russell and Noel got a point for the Did you really want to hurt him comment.Which was a brillant comment,as was the D Walliams tricks a nation into believing he ain't gay by swimming a channel.

[b0rrol]

0:07 thats just howible, thats howible, thats realy howible....

[LucyInNightmares1]

7.28 Omg Noel is pulling the best face ever!

[kiddrahul]

Ha, it goes silent and on the picture of the compass you can just hear Russell saying ''Clock?''

[amandajoyceisabella]

Still laughing about 'nicer anus'.

[bloodypedant]

i understand that walliams is not being serious but as a joke it is pretty lame - he just comes across as an arse!

[ellie9311]

i love Jimmy's countdown dance very cute

[TheMissBunnyBoo]

I never really like Russell Brand. But after the whole Goth Detective thing, I think I am in love with him and Noel.

[anglophiley]

@TheMissBunnyBoo Welcome to the club

[SpiralOfWhite]

@TheMissBunnyBoo I dislike Russell as well but when he is with Noel its funny. Noel always has a funny comment and Russell builds on Noels joke.

[Elementalitie]

I HATE JOHNATHON ROSS. Hes like a shit stain on my carpet

[MrHorribleCunt]

@Elementalitie you have shit stains on your carpet?

[DXlukus]

the small rob brydon at 0:12 looks abit like woody from toy story :P

[yfs88]

keep the casual racism to a minimum....LOL

[lucyanneferr]

I would like to see Ian McKellen read the Beano.

[IndianaJonas96]

Notice how occasionally David laughs? That suggests that he isn't actually being serious with his occasional dickheadedness, and is simply portraying a character that makes the show a tad more interesting and humorous.

A few people need to get their heads outta their arses.

[guysmiley00]

@IndianaJonas96 I think he's clearly playing the prig as a foil for the other contestants.

[SpiralOfWhite]

@IndianaJonas96 "Notice how occasionally David laughs? That suggests that he isn't actually being serious " I agree with him acting like a dickhead is him trying and not how he really is but I just don't find it funny. I liked him in other shows and he does not ruin the show but I can't think of one funny moment in this David did.

[IndianaJonas96]

@SpiralOfWhite Mmm.. yes I dont find it that funny either. But i still know that he isnt being serious, im just concerned about the people who think he is being serious. :)

[swatkins246]

it would be really easy for russel to overwhelm noel, but noel does a good job of making good comments too and keeping up. the whole thing is brilliant

[TheMagicalWords]

'October.. Is that when there's conkers?'

*Looks at Jimmy*

Russell Brand <3

[lostskate4evaxxx]

carol's figure is AMAZING!

[featherednewt]

Brilliant - gotta luv noel & russell!! What a crack up!

[halehhh]

"DID YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT 'IM?" HAHAHAH

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

NIASCWRGU

[MrFreshwatercucumber]

"Big Fat Quiz of 1977" hahahahaaaaa

[neilwilson557]

"did you really want to hurt him" russell brand is very smart and quick with his comedy because that was exelent.

[un0r1g1nal]

I like what Carol Vorderman was wearing.

[a7xGAVINufc]

wow carol vorderman is hot

[chikitabowow]

at least Noel and Russel is funny in this one :P

[TR3YBUCK]

@tehqueenisdead,is david williams really gay

[TarzanLine]

@TR3YBUCK no, he's straight. actually got engaged not long ago.

[MrSpacedude]

@TarzanLine Actually he's just recently got married like last month! :)

So unless we got another Elton John i think he's straight

[MrLW25]

love jimmy carr's countdown dance

[1991NickC]

i think everyone has a countdown dance

[SarahHeheX]

@1991NickC i know i do.

[hiyasly555]

"Quickly lot of money what would it take to make a quick buck no one will solicit."

=

Quick, quickly write it down. Quickly. Quickly, quickly, quickly.

These subtitles fail :L xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[eaudetoyger]

peep scarf!

Hahaha i love Noel

[bokprop420]

@bdbrown3889 because he can't resist his nature to be a fucking twat.

[ELuhn]

Wasn't there actually a British buddy-cop show where one of them was a ghost?

[rayza71]

randall and hopkirk maybe?

[TheLocalBlackandLiz]

Hey, there was at least a Kojak TV series in the US in 2005. So, closer, at least. no need to be so mean, Jimmy Carr!!

[hissybitch]

1:10

...i asked my friend that :P

[loserkidDJ182]

"Did you really wanna 'urt 'im?" - Russell's stroke of genius lol

[Mynamesnigel]

@loserkidDJ182 Explain please?

[FillionDollarSmile]

@Mynamesnigel The Joke was that it was one of Boy George's songs.. "Do you really wanna hurt me" so he said "did you really wanna hurt him".. :P

[danielitro1]

@loserkidDJ182 I literally only got the joke today after years of having watched this, and all thanks to the song "karma chameleon" which I never even listened before but somehow was stuck in my head. So I looked it up, it was Boy George and then I watched his other video, object of this joke. Finally.

[POKEMONbitches]

Why does Russell look upset when Noel and Jimmy discuss the cojack answer? :(

[SnapCrackleKABOOM]

love jimmy's countdown dance! xD

[HarlequinRaven]

Haha... "October... is that when there's conkers?" Team Fielding + Brand FTW! xD

[b22ecca]

CONKERS!!

[spencerpoyle2004]

where is bananna battlements?

[BekahSheridan]

thats 2007

[poisedandashamed]

I think banana battlements was on BFQOTY '07, not '06

[RoBOOSHxInxDisguise]

ITS MA COUNTDOWN DANCE XD

[ssj4dragonfist]

This one was my favorite Big Fat Quiz so far ^^

[meandme32]

i miss guy lool

[partyboyedd]

The whole thing stinks Carr

[xLindsey777MCRx]

Old Man: Chapter 16. Going Solo.

Me: ROALD DAHL!!!!!!!!!!

[brigitta00123]

@xLindsey777MCRx

haha, me too! i'm glad someone else thought that!

[shabzteamackles]

i cud listen to the guy reading all day

[MCFLYxoxox]

noel and russell totally ripp david lol

[justcallmeA]

Haha! Did you see David Walliams face after Noel and Russel's answer to the Jamie Oliver question?? At about 7.23 or so. He looks disgusted.

[moodlesk]

did you really wanna hurt him ? lmfaooo XD xx

[HeyAmyy]

oh and at 6:24 , was that noise david?! paha XD

[YaMum1612]

HI!!! Sorry my name is Amy I had to do it

[HeyAmyy]

"that's howwible, that's really howwible"

lol jonathan XD

love noel & russel <3

[FROTHYG]

why does david not like boy george then!?

[NandoMasch]

Boy George said Matt

Lucas was a bad example of a gay man.

[Tsugo582]

Haha Noel's answer

"These children are currupt"

and there was invisible food, im suspeciouse of the whole thing

Its the goth detective agency.

[cementary17gates]

hhahahahaha jimmy's face at 3:58 lmfao!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa­aaaaaa i love noel & russel by the way... :)

[PirateMetalFTW]

Countdown dance FTW! lol :)

[hungrymattress]

Lmaooo!! Countdown Dance xD! Best Iv'e seen lmao xx

[SMUDGEBEN]

is russel wearing white/silver eye shadow??

noel and russel all the way x-x-x-x-x-

<3<3<3

[HeyAmyy]

i think he uses white eyeliner then a bit of black underneath.. he might of put it on the top but idk =/

noel<3

[Trevguy00]

"Did you really want to hurt him?" LOL

[BentonRox]

"David is not a mean spirited person. I think we all remember that time when he done some swimming..." XD

At which point I genuinely thought Walliams might punch Russell Brand!

[SnapCrackleKABOOM]

lol at jonathan's speech imediment. he rocks. "thats howwible, weally howwible." haha hes cool

=)

[PinPineryy]

the whole think stinks carr!

[pipyundead]

I love Noel and Russell but I can't help but admire Jimmy for his dance moves

[GilraenLuinwe]

Hehe Russell looks at the compass and goes 'clock...?'

[peppermintcow]

i tried and i thought it was a clock too lol

[omgitsmegx]

That Madonna/witch joke was on 8 out of 10 cats too hahaa.

[BehindTheSea29]

i love it when noel says im suspicious of thw whole thing..

x)

[skippycornflakes]

i think we all remember the time when he dun sum swimmin...

[thomasimon]

It'd funny that everytime that Noel and Russell get in an 'argument' with David, David gets his ass handed to him!

[thomasimon]

I mean, of course, 'It's', not It'd

[jamesstone123]

around 6:30 the second one on the list looks like tarja turunien from nightwish lmao

fucking love this its like the 8th time iv seen it now XD

[BANANASHROOGLE]

I actually paused it and checked- you can make 'nicer anus' out of that xD

[Fuzzyfeelin]

russell brand makes very model-esque expressions in the beginning 0_0 If not for that scruffy look he'd be very attractive

noel and russell make the show worth watching, though. the parts seem shorter with their humor

[TheHoodooVoodoo]

Isnt Russells scruffiness the reason to why hes so darn sexy??

[celebros3]

ahaha Noel and Russell make the show

[WhiteyluvsHugh]

Noel's sexy =)

[xthelilemogirlx]

i agree x

[renuck]

Russel and Noah are adorable.

[calz97]

wtf is youtube turned into\/

[doctorwhosline]

I love jimmy's dances throughout the episode. lol.

[puzokutya]

I have to take a crap...but I want to watch this...

decisions decisions...

[ReynoldsLoki95]

i'd probaly just pause it, don't want associate this halarity with.... unpleasant memories. ;p

[puzokutya]

It wasn't unpleasant. It was nice and warm.

Although my colleagues did seem a bit surprised. Next time I'll watch it at home.

[Butteryjam]

what did you choose in the end? i feel you should be told about the pause button which as the name suggests allows you to "pause" the video while you pursue other life goals.

[doorknobs6]

use the pause button

[painingulliver]

Russell is so funny and clever! 'Did you really wanna hurt him?'

[CharliiRose09]

Noel's laugh at 9.36 is so cute :)

[anchorlove06]

I love that he's holding Rob Brydon

[aasimazam]

keep casual racism to a minimum!!! CLASSS!!!

[pRiMeValNeRd]

You can actually write Nicer Anus with the anagram Haaaa x Love it! :P

[SOAD7911]

hahaha Sir Ian Mckellen is great

[jarelynmonroe]

oh my god. i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

Same here. It's nearly impossibly funny. ^_____^

[rawrkelle]

"i put conkers"

[jarelynmonroe]

LMFAO.

[jessicaxbx]

did u really wana hurt him hahahahahahhaha

[RACHAELDEE08]

Haha that line cracked me up!

[keputhr]

ahahah

wow, its weird people havent heard of these words.

anyway :)

just a childish word.

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

This isn't fair! She'd *re-arranged* those letters!