A.V. Club Inventory: Ridiculous Horror Movie Adversaries

[cutiepatootie66]

The metaphysical paradox of a bed that sleeps on itself.

LOL it's true! Such a good point.

[Masseffectawesome]

4:22 if you REALLY want to see it

[RainbowGoodfellow]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

[DancingTableLeg]

@hugobossdb Shallow, bro.

[Nocturnalux]

The bed that eats, I knew they had to mention it!

[jenniferashley99]

I love old movies where it's clearly day but they play it off night...oh the good old days of filming.

[poopyfatso]

why are all the people at av club fat?

[geocorr1102]

@poopyfatso obviously its cuz they sit around watching movies 24/7

[sparkyj99]

~~> Was that a master p doll behind his head?? That was the scariest thing I saw in the whole clip...

[undertyped1]

He went to put his cat in the toaster oven but was shocked to find his bird in there

[cohenthebarberian]

That Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare looks cool.

[ElveeKaye]

If there's one thing MST3K has taught us, it's that there is no lack of ridiculous villains in the movie industry. This one video only scratches the surface, and it's a very shallow scratch, at that!

[viking977]

hey the killer vending machine was pretty freaky lol

[NeonFraction]

I think the problem with this isn't that it isn't amusing, but the fact that the people presenting it are so dull they don't leave any lasting impression. Amusing content is all good, but this feels like a lecture on movies, not a presentation of the most hilarious villains ever put on screen.

[viking977]

@NeonFraction get. out.

[NeonFraction]

@viking977 I'm sorry, are you unable to comprehend actual criticism beyond 'ZOMG dis suuuuuucks' or WOW EPIC WIN'. People have actual opinions beyond purely hating it or purely liking something.

[viking977]

@NeonFraction ahem, what? i was alluding to the fact that the internet is full of nerds, and thus, by complaining that this is video is too lecture-y that u are not a nerd, and therefore must 'get. out.' of the internet, for comedic affect.

[NeonFraction]

@viking977 Listen, using big words isn't going to distract from the fact that your previous response made no sense. I am a nerd, trust me, I am a nerd. But that comment was more troll than nerdy. :/

[viking977]

@NeonFraction me? TROLL? whatever gave u that idea :D

[fullyhalfempy]

Unplugging it makes things worse.

[YourFizzace]

That one guy has tits. ﺟ_ﺟ

[FaultYesteryear]

death bed is the scariest

[BytheseaMrTodd]

Now I don't trust my bed...

[Manofaction0]

lmao whipped cream at 5:18

[Manofaction0]

lmao that last one

[kenbear2725]

good God those movie were terrible

[SouthernOregonOrgani]

"unplugging it actually makes it worse" hahahahahahaha

[NoisemakerArrow]

Does anyone know the name of the chick at 3:55?

[dummbatz48]

I AM THE INTERCESSOR

[swatsticker]

I lost my virginity while watching Death Bed!! lmao

[Ryu12543]

Chia Mr. T.

[skuzzbunny]

i actually did have a haunted lamp when i was young... unplugging it did the trick pretty well though, but then it was DARK!!P

[macroorchidism]

nerds

[KirbysEnemy]

@macroorchidism only gangsters call people nerds on the internet.

[theFFVIguy]

The funniest part about this is that all of these movies are real.

[goddamnmaddog]

yeah, super-ridiculous!!!! not. cos these are good.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

Of course, the next Amityville movie is even worse: at this point we have a possessed dollhouse that's a scale replica of the original Amityville house, so at least it makes more sense than an evil lamp.

[rowelle]

The guy on our right looks like Jeff Daniels.

[JohnTheYetiBeast]

I dislike all 3 of these hosts.

[andersravn115]

What about Evil Dead 2?!

[jimcirile]

Rock N' Roll Nightmare fans -- Join Stig's Facebook group! It won't let me post the URL, but just search "Friggin' A, Mate! The Wisdom of Rock and Roll Nightmare's STIG" on Facebook -- Jim Cirile ("Stig")

[JaviXNovaX]

Thumbs up if u think the Black roses movie portrait look cool.

[MsSunhappy]

o_O i. cant. believe. THISISREAL!!!!!1

i only notice until towards the end!

[chinchillas1000]

3:55 if you want to see it

[Bryantzerox]

@chinchillas1000 Thank you.

[CreativeImbalances]

I'm going to watch "Killer Condom" on Hulu now. Guess what it's about?

[wanderlustwarrior]

The Onion has so desensitized me to stupid I was stunned to find out these are indeed real movies.

[AutumnTeaLeaves]

That bed needs to stop eating so much. Bottles of PeptoBismol can't be easy to come by for an inanimate object.

[pieking83]

ahh cinema snob reviews love them

[scwrestler21792]

are these real movies?

[rowelle]

@scwrestler21792 Haha, I had to ask myself the same question because The Onion has fake news but it's done so realistically that a lot of people think it's real and with the movies they discussed in this video, it just looked so incredibly cheesy that I was wondering if they were fake also. I did a check on IMDB and these are indeed real. lol

[scwrestler21792]

@rowelle yeah its weird cause i watch most of their videos and i just assume they are all fake, but these were pretty elaborate, even for onion, i think this would have been too much work, even for them

[jeremiah1499]

evil dead

[101stAirbornefilms]

Are those real movies?

[xLuky]

"the bed makes itself after killing people...falls asleep and snores"

oh god how horrifying!

[TheThreadWeaver]

Holy crap, Death bed is here? Instant Link to the Cinema Snob!!

[yoyojumpy]

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[GormTheElder]

OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN 'DEATHBED: THE BED THAT EATS'! It's actually a pretentious art-flick, believe it or not :P

[Try2TakeMeDown]

what did i just watch? O.o so funny.

[MalfunctioningClock]

THANKSKILLING

HOW COULD YOU NOT MENTION THANKSKILLING?!

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

does the movie "teeth" qualify? its about an evil vagina...

[IamaRifle]

The only thing I could think about was "What a fat and ugly bitch."

[JohnnyReddable]

Please come troll on my page. Promise I have more stuff coming.

[QueenNyx]

Amitiyville: It's About Time is kinda like that only it is a clock instead of a lamp.

[bodeezy]

4:23....WTF? Canadian bobybuilding transvestite or flat chested crackwhore lot lizard? Probably the scariest part of that movie.

[lemonjuicer]

1:00 "ooh mom... you overcooked the bird." "ooh dammit"

[JackRussellTerrier2]

I thought the "Rock N Roll Nightmare" giant puppet actually looked kinda cool (didn't quite get the sticky starfishes though,) or in the case of the little cyclops ones, extremely funny! I remember "Black Roses" had a 3 dimensional video cover image.

I wonder What JMT looks like today?

5:20

1)You can never tell about those "secret ingredients"

2)for all it's faults, a cool gothic movie

4)Why not?

5)Entertaining concept, funny!

6)All machines had turned on us

Also see "Xtro" series

[wobinidan]

This video doesn't feature enough young and annoying people to make it interesting.  It would be cooler if it had a young kid ranting to himself with lots oessary cuts. That's what we like on youtube. Also, I love the new feature where you can't see your fucking test cursor.

[rcon1012]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

guys

guys...

I just had a brilliant idea.

so we got this lamp right?

and we got the window right?

what if...

no wait....

yeah ok, what if we take the lamp, and THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW

[OriginalOrphan]

lol at 5:15 high five!!

[Hi5536]

how about an evil house that has the lamp, fridge, oven, and bed. the evil band lives there with the evil little puppets. good band comes to record a song then an epic battle follows with blood and gore and some other stuff. it could end with good band winning and later a guy hand pops out of a body and its like theyre not gone... i mean really where do demons go when they die? hell? satan would just send them back and try again.

[Unguidedone]

awesome tits 3:55

[buffilms]

great reaction to skeleton hands at 2:34

[crazywanch101]

An evil ....Lamp?Wow that is fantastically random.

[PunchRockGroin]

I gotta watch all 3 now!

[pumkinpi2]

This was wonderful, sort of a MST3k without witty dialog.

[cacasapo]

Dude, "The Stuff" was awesome!

[gomashedpotatoes]

3:49 this is why you don't smoke kids

[purriol]

I wish i could do that. 5:12

[areskratos]

what these movies excist :D:D:D::D

[rhcpbassmaniac]

she is hyper-ugly

[walkerneo]

Christ, I think enough time was wasted making these movies and watching them. Let alone talking about them and making videos about talking about them.

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

What was that movie where a guy gets his ass kicked by a tree?

[marcmischief]

@Zzyyxxyyxx harry potter?

[DieYouAtheist]

Have you seen Thankskilling? Be warned, on thanksgiving day an evil turkey may come eat you up, he talks like a pimp, drives a car, smokes cigarets, does a girl, and may disguise himself to look like your father and you won't notice.

[OrogDeMalfur]

no these arent as funny as real news from cnn

[sophiesofab]

I know that The Onion isn't a real news show, but are the movies they review real?

[TheCerealKillr]

how do they make these fake movies?

[GhostSonic]

@TheCerealKillr They're real movies.

[wesdsomething]

@GhostSonic RLY!? ROFL

[TheCerealKillr]

@GhostSonic haha yeah i realized that later

[ComeToJesus]

Where do you guys dig these movies up from??

[DeeperBlueX16]

lol deathbed

[tissuekins]

Man when these guys talk about things, they seem bored or are discussing something they're really serious about.

[KonobiKun]

All the horror movies are like half porno too. Gotta love the 70's.

[yellowcougar18]

@KonobiKun Rock n Roll nightmare was from '87. Amityville 4 came out in 89.

It's easy to spot something from the 80's. Just look for big hair on both the men and women.

[elbowbiter1]

@KonobiKun and 80's

[holyburritoimmexican]

Starfish on rockstar was hilarious

[godofimagination]

Stephan King: This family gets attacked by, uh, A Lamp Monster! OOOOOOO

Editor: You're not even trying anymore, are you?

Stephan King: *swings lamp around* Rawr, Rawr!

Editor: *sigh* When can I have it?

[buffilms]

@godofimagination family guy love it!

[crazywanch101]

@godofimagination That's exactly what this made me think of!

[Arobein]

@godofimagination Was that from The Simpsons?

[godofimagination]

@Arobein Family Guy

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

@godofimagination Family guy...

[ChameleonLost88]

@godofimagination I once saw some talk show years ago with Steven King on it. He was talking about basically the same thing, making monster out of anything from blankets to lamps... The sad things was that he wasn't joking around about it...

[EezeeGroover]

@godofimagination so why you dragging Stephen King's name into this garbage?

[lordlong]

@EezeeGroover b/c it's a joke from family guy

[Snortemup]

@godofimagination I just have to say that if you think Stephen King isn't good based on the movies based on his books without reading them then you are without question more retarded then these shit stains on the carpet of cinema.

[Fleury292929]

@Snortemup it's a quote.

[UMadYouNiggerFaggot]

@godofimagination wow good one you piece of shit fucking cuntfag you're so funny for ripping that off family guy you piece of shit nigger faggot fucker

[SeargentEggmayonaise]

@UMadYouNiggerFaggot What got your panties in a twist? Nice name, by the way, seems to fit you pretty well.

[psyckojoe]

@godofimagination i always thought that was a sketch!

[MaybeYesNo90]

I really thought these were fake movies... until I googled them

[purpl3dahl1a]

omg; so cheesy :))

[sailorgallifrey]

The death bed reminds me of the human eating piano from the Japanese movie House, which came out in the same year as Death Bed.

[masterchiefvsbrute1]

@sailorgallifrey

Cool I have House. It's like super terrific Japanese thing the movie.

[fedos]

The kid who was about to cook his cat in the toaster oven was shocked to find a parakeet already in there.

[WillPG1212]

@fedos

my thoughts exactly XD

[PyroNinja713]

@fedos That, sir, was a parrot.

[0000blueboy0000]

@fedos good one

[HolyCity2012]

I remember renting "Black Roses" way back in the winter of 1989.

[mescalitodreams]

I used to have a vhs copy of black roses... So awful.

[stronzdimerd1]

What would I do without TheOnion, Tim and Eric or BenSays.com?

[Marci124]

"Rubber" (Robert) might fit in if you don't take the actual movie into your calculation, because that movie is fucking awesome.

[qwerti666]

The 'tiny evil penises' remind me of this very silly movie called Pervert!, which had a serial killing claymation penis.

Death Bed is fun to watch btw.

[vinizan]

I couldn't believe that those were REAL movies, I was thinking tha was the biggest The Onion production ever, so I googled it and they really exist wich makes this even more amazing!!

[DarwynxRivver]

How convincing do these seem as actual movies!!! :D

[computersales]

The first two sounded interesting somehow.

[mcfl116]

I really want to see "Leprechaun in the Hood" now

[FoulOwl]

"Killdozer"....lol.I had just about convinced myself I dreamed that shit.

[Stairway220]

Don't forget "Killer Condom" and its bloodthirsty safe sex devices. Although I think that movie knows how ridiculous it is.

[SizyLand]

I actually really enjoyed that.

[HungryDingo]

They look real enough, I'm going to try and find some of them.

[InjunJoe]

wow those definitely look pretty bad!! They would be fun to watch but you'd have to be really stoned, drunk or both!!!

[areskratos]

at least the onion is more credible than fox

[AlfredRusselWallace]

NOOOOO omg no Amyitville Horror 4!! I never even knew that was the name of that movie! I saw it it when I was like 4 and it made me scared of lamps for years! im dead serious. I had nightmares about that shit and never even knew what movie it had been from

[cjwKILLEDcool]

The bed also masturbates..

[Raveninety9]

ultimately,ultimetely,ultimete­ly,ultimetely,ultimetely,ultim­etely, ulti,ulti

Me restartng the vid over & over to see them sweet boobies

[Raveninety9]

THESE MOVIES ROCK

[tevezteveztevez]

the boy just wanted to put the cut in the microwave ... why the hell is he so surprised that there is already a parrot in it?

[computerjero]

Death Bed is actually a real movie !

[ryan50ryan]

the bed that eats, LOL!

[crazziii]

This actually has confused me. Is this for real!?

[crazziii]

@crazziii I just looked these movies up and they're real.

[smthngdffrnt]

Here's Patton Oswalt's thoughts on Death Bed

watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo

pretty funny

[SiriusMined]

Wow, even The Onion uses incomptech for music

[Tressco]

Rubber - Official Trailer [HD]

watch?v=podVy1zl_LA

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

These were ALL based on true stories. Except for the rock band...that's just silly.

[rbairos1]

Hey I thought "The Stuff" (aka Whip Cream) was pretty good.

Then again I was 14 at the time.

[Clawdragoons]

It seriously looked like Thor was trying to please himself with those starfish.

Not the best special effects.

[waitzsauce]

this show never fails to get uglier people every time

[virgillevinger]

I HAVE SEEN 'DEATH BED'! If you get a chance, it is a must see....

[logicseeker7]

lol love the fake movies they come up with, sadly enough not that far from some of the d rated horror movies i have seen

[Sureiyaa]

@logicseeker7 ............Every movie they've talked about here is real.

[ColeEgner21]

Yeah, I think that both of those Rock movies were supposed to seem retarded. I don't think they actually went into movie thinking "Hey, this is gonna be terrifying and everybody's gonna love this movie!" It seems to me like how Tim Schaefer made the game Brutal Legend. We all know guitars can't strike down lightning bolts. It's just supposed to add humor.

[spysoflondon]

Evil dead 2 had some pretty laughable villains at times, but sometimes they were scary as shit!

[Tigercat919]

I wonder if the guys who made Death Bed were actually trying to make a horror movie.

[Vla3d]

ok, this one was good

but no, gosh, get rid of the AV, it sucks balls

[NoeLPZC]

Kevin MacLeod's music shows up everywhere. If he didn't give it away for free he'd have some nice royalties... or maybe people wouldn't be using it :P

[meesasquall]

wow. i kinda wanna see these movies now ... nevermind

[guerrillaman69]

LMAO this is great

[Rubyrod1990]

what about the gingerdead man? i thought for sure he would be on this list

[powergannon]

I can't believe they didn't mention the movie with the killer refrigerator. Maybe it's on their website.

[franczyk94]

get rid of the fat ass and bring in the guys from the last two

[EnhancedNightmare]

Ashen made an episode about this too, there were killer shrews, mutated jellyfish and best of all Godmonster. You should absolutely check it out!

[AndNoted]

so cheesy and delicious

[juandelkan]

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