How to be lame at Team fortress 2

[thisplaceholder]

"не ну это не дело" ahahahah

[PootisGuy123]

Sounds legit.

[Jonty896]

Wow people who say this is fake are idots. How else did he speed it up without speeding up the audio?

[Killboy10MNE]

Jettan y u do this? :(

[spammer1999]

IM GOING TO RAPE YOU .DOG

[pikachu0exe]

HAAAAAX!!!!!

[wingsong10]

dude he just sped up the video you retards look at the pyro and the other guy they move fast to

[jettan]

@wingsong10 As you may have noticed they are jittering back and forth very quickly, also please explain me running past a level 3 sentry as a heavy, if this video was just sped up i would have died pretty quickly aswell.

[Orhan4112]

@jettan Ur Good

[gottawatchemall]

Jettan, I see you're working with the Chief these days?, impressive.

[Fallenshadowv3]

Now you are probably thinking what's with the fucking Microsoft Sam voice tutorial at 0:16. As he proceeds to struggle at saying the word google (Goooooooo gull). You then paused the video and saw this comment. Now what?

[connorross123]

Dammit I can't hear that voice without thinking of Arby and the Chief...

[KittiesandMe22]

What's the music at the beginning? D:

[thatrandomgification]

lol speed hack :P

[aelita12345678910]

meet the piss thrower for pyro

[007foppe]

i seen a heavy once with a speedhack+aimbot

[MrGmodlol61]

...Is the console going to rape my dog?

[azfar70196]

OMG Cheef!!!

[Vitekdude]

OLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLO NAO I NO HOW TO BI LEIM IN TIEF 2 !!1!1!!!ONEONEONE

[AniCator]

This video made me miss the old Avast! icon. :(

[Giulianosse]

Master Chief has hacked jettan account?

[007foppe]

wat about vac?

[Ololopainis]

Ахахах кикните этого дрочилу

[Davisk0724]

How to be lame at TF2:

1. Open class select screen.

2. Hit 4.

[stackman1525]

I guess the engy had a speedwrench, huh?

[Emoburken]

så jävla dålig hahhaha

[LamarrsBlood]

No, you sped it up a level 3 sentry was in a bad spot to shoot you derp. >.>

[jettan]

@LamarrsBlood It was right behind the fucking corner, are you stupid?

[MoldehChez]

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR DOG

[perenoir]

0:28 Didnt know you play Battlefield heroes

[dennishamidulin]

is it really fixed?

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

>mfw I realized it's not sped up footage

[BWS777unlucky]

lookie you teach me to install surchmod

[MrNekoBellic]

How to be lame at tf2:Dont play tf2

[4efrim]

2:52 не ну это не дело!

[MCrex007]

everyone on that server might have been using it

[xweert711]

LOL, hackers are noobs.

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Awwww how cute u dont have any items because of hiw u have no achievements and NO LIFE! Thank goodness for VAC! (Which is now on every server.) What, do u also need aimbot, movebot, fly hax, 1-hit-kill, instant capture, all items, and mouse control through the menu so u just enter the game and watch urself be a faggot?

[Potatogalaxy]

I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP BEING LAME AT TF2!!

[Flammable4444]

iam dissapoint >:(

[The777brown]

Wait, Master Chief plays TF2?

[jettan]

@Justkewl22 Explain how i ran past a lvl 3 sentry as a slow heavy

[ZorotheGallade]

@jettan Magic. *SNORT*

[sapphirefear]

3:35 "Wolf got REVENGE on Deer"

what.

[FinalFormLXVII]

Enjoy your ban!

[Voician]

@FinalFormLXVII no one cares idiot

[FinalFormLXVII]

@Voician dude. i posted this 3 fucking weeks ago, dip shit. im not talking to you, stop thinking you are the center of attention. youre the one digging through the comments trolling me. i was talking to jettan. so dont get in other people's fucking business, you fucking cunt. and how could no one care when like 8 other people posted the same thing, i now am seeing as i go through the comments?

[jettan]

@FinalFormLXVII no one cares idiot

[FinalFormLXVII]

@jettan i accept that from jettan

[Voician]

@FinalFormLXVII dude. this video was made 2-3 years ago. btw i know u were not talking to me u idiot. so stfu don't try to look smart. gg you lost.

[jettan]

@Voician Both of you are getting blocked now, stop being whiny 12 year olds.

[attenethalvt]

AWESOME SAM IS AWESOME

[Madnesscombat193]

Attention: THIS WORKS IN TF2 BETA.

[ShPdOo]

This actually still works on Insurgency. I'm doing it right now, actually. :D

[okiller231]

opens console that says: "IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR DOG" lol

[gamerguyJJ]

He just turned the speed of Video up..

[RickToTheBone]

NETHERLANDS!!

[Heu3BecTHo]

russians is angry on you in chat

[Gobeldeg00p]

I would just change it to 0.25 for slow mo kicks =P

[blahdob]

I just change the host_framerate value until i run really fast

[xearo120]

im a freaking blur!

[nobodycreactor]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[QuatroIGN]

I remember when i played spy some aimbotter shot me and i went dr, the funny part was he still can see i wasn't dead lulz and he kept hs me but he couldn't kill me

[The1AndOnlyMike]

@QuatroIGN

Say that again? I didn't understand any of that...

[QuatroIGN]

@The1AndOnlyMike I was in dead ringer mode and yet still the aimbot sniper was able to hit me in the head wherever i go

[Hauntzor]

I DO BELIEVE I AM RUNNING SWIFTLY

[samn100]

JA

[Arbiter0917]

Timescale doesnt need a download. -_-

[ODST3000]

bra hack

[norrfjording]

Haaaxxxx hej svenk

[Joel2179]

jag vet att du e svensk :D

[DMsStuff]

why do you grief in tf2? did you really spend 20 dollars just to be a douchebag?

[redmetal48]

What would happen if you did this with scout?

[w3mad3l3go]

"now join any server u like or hate"  lol xD

[Joel2179]

@w3mad3l3go join any server you like orginate*

[curtisc057]

how good is ure comp because i have xp and my tf2 laggs really bad that i cant move

[colamaster99]

You doom us all

[DoctorRainbow8321]

you're using a disguised spy skin? :u lame

[b1ismissingjr]

This doesn't work anymore. At least not for me.

[teenkid123]

to be lame on tf2 is easy just be yourself 

[coolpizzacook]

OK next time fucking stop using sam and use your real voice can i can not hear shit what sam says.

[jettan]

@coolpizzacook I didn't have a mic at the moment.

[coolpizzacook]

@jettan

Well either way CAN YOU NOT USE SAM? Hell the text you showed us VERY well worked for me.

[304Stephen]

@jettan HEY You can always use AT&T labs text to speech, best one out there and free for noncommercial use! :D

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@coolpizzacook you must be deaf

[Heu3BecTHo]

3:32 КИКНИТЕ ЭТОГО ДРОЧИЛУ - KICK THAT ASSHOLE

[pwn3d5333]

Am i the only one who can see he set speed on video up?

[magnusm4]

at the first part the sniper speeded up the you started run

[TheBricktop3]

how i can gett piss instead of flames?

[Flam3swe]

Wow, this is amazing. Are you swedish? :D

[Omot1122]

you've got to be fucking kidding!

just when i test it an update came out.

WTF!

[Omot1122]

still works

[usnndy]

does this work for ps3?

[RiOrDaN1229]

@usnndy Yes, it totally does

[Cheezrguy]

oh my god the title was misleading but i love you now

[FreakinOcelot]

argh! so much describing! heavy's head hurts!

so in soviet russia heavy head is GOOOOOOOOOD!

[tf2peter]

i hate you! i hate hackers

[dimaaah]

this is perfect if you hav downloaded tf2 into steam on a cracked account :DD

[TacoBoyManThing]

oh my fucking god i saw this a long time ago :O

[CootBusiness]

LOL at console "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR DOG".

[TheWhitewolf4life]

whats the command for seeling clocked spies



[DamnHeadHumpers]

Why not use LSS. alot of server detect sourcemod and eventscripts.

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

link plox

[Madnesscombat193]

КИКНИТЕ ЭТОГО ДРОЧИЛУ

lol'd

[supersonicguy556]

NEVER MIND!!!

[supersonicguy556]

it doesnt work!



[halofreak0103]

it seems like you sped it up and edited it but who can argue when theres griefing in it?

[halofreak0103]

what about VAC ban? i bans you if you do this though, right?

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

Lol, I thought you typed host_timescale 5 in the console.

[Robfire10]

You Deserve a hacks01.wav

[tsetsoooo]

jettan, i am dissapoint

[dalehauri]

just play the game far if u use hacks u cant play the game at all :P or get a girlfriend

[HuculakProductions]

Wait, what's the skin/mat hack to see the underwater thingie

[AlonTavor]

VAC won't auto ban you for this. but if someone reports you, You will be banned.

[eduribei10]

Actually,someservers have a community made anti cheat,that prevent you from using this. Hopefully,only few servers have it. I think its KAC.

[BlazeFireMaster]

Half of me wants to try this, the other half can't.

I wanna do this just to be a dick and not get banned, but the other half of me is afraid that SOMEHOW Valve will ban the users of this. I don't care how, just...SOMEHOW.

[jettan]

@BlazeFireMaster You CANT get banned.

it's impossible because this is an exploit in a popular admin mod.

A "Hack" is something that i jects itself into the game executable and changes variables.

Exploits are perfectly clean.

Hacks are bannable.

[mreeuwij]

@jettan its a mod intended for servers... nothing stops valve from VAC banning ppl running it in their client. they sure as hell have no business loading such as a client. As the "plugin" is known, valve can sweep in 1 go everybody who EVER used it in the past in their client. That they did not get a VAC ban before, doesn't say they wont. With VAC, the fingerprints of any plugin or w/e gets send to valve. They just keep a database, once they know its a hack/w/e you get vac banned in near future.

[BlazeFireMaster]

@jettan

I don't care, I used the third party idler because I didn't know Valve would/could ban me for it.

Plus, it would probably be fixed by the time TF2 is done downloading for me.

[malal280]

@jettan Yes, but servers can still ban you.

[jettan]

@malal280 If you get banned for griefing then you have done good.

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

@malal280

And tzu Sun, Sun tzu's hacking brother will thank you.

[SilentEliminator]

@jettan

Lua scripting wasn't injecting or anything, it was just an addon like yours, but got more than 3000 people vac banned

[jettan]

@SilentEliminator Thats because LUA isn't supposed to be in valve's source games (Except garrysmod but garry made that shit)

[cyborg01alpha]

Lawl @ people cussing at you in russian :D

[Joel2179]

Well, I can make it work in my own server but i can't make it work in a normal server there it is people in it! (wall hack)

[jahildebra]

WINSAUCE DETECTED. DISPENSING COOKIE.

[silencer299]

Holy shit.

I can't believe people actually stretch the taskbar to double width.

[mreeuwij]

@silencer299 I do on win7, but for the Qucklaunch bar (pinning to the bar is way too big) otherwise most of my taskbar would be icons....

[lilkiba258]

HAX!

[TeekyTots]

Man, I love fast fowarded gameplay just like in the beginning. Totally will download this.

[jettan]

@TeekyTots Did you even notice that i ran pas a level 3 sentry, barely getting hurt, as a heavy?

[TeekyTots]

@jettan

Yah dude! It was sick as hell! I'm doing this shit as well!!

[Joel2179]

jag vet att du är svensk. Det funkar tack för att du hjälpte mig. Jag har aimbot,wallhack och nu speedhack. (tack) du kan adda mig on du vill. du kan adda mig på. F.Y.I.aimbot fet är mitt profil namn.

[Tofubowser]

I've seen people using this. They're usually lousy players though so I dominate them with natascha heavy. It counters their speed and these players are usually worthless without their speed.

[Jijo233]

Man being lame has never been funnier :3

[J0K3Ro]

Really good glitch, I used it in Zombie Panic: Source and it works like a charm. Also, I didn't got VAC banned and I played around a hour or two.

I would like to know what other commands I can use, besides r_drawothermodels and perfui. Oh, and a tip: bind the "sm_cvar host_timescale" to one or two buttons to easily enable them.

[kjulo88]

I got vac banned so dont do this im warning you!

[Kerchable]

I don't really see why this would be fun, but then I don't suck at the game.

[maxsonic8]

@Kerchable I don't either hell I play comp...but I get bored and like to grief some servers.

[plankton22]

Thanks, Microsoft Sam!

[maxsonic8]

Hey thx for this I tried it on some servers and it worked...but you say I can't get VAC banned...you sure because people were like oh hes hacking let's give his IP to steam and ban him. ty

[jettan]

@maxsonic8. People like this are just trying to scare you, just ignore them and keep "hacking" (It's technically a glitch) until they ragequit.

[maxsonic8]

@jettan Alright cool thx.

[papermarioTTYD12345]

@jettan speedhacking isnt a glitch, it IS a hack

[jettan]

@papermarioTTYD12345 Its more how you execute it. This here is a glitch. A hack is program that i injects itself into .exe's or .dll's.

Glitches aren't bannable while hacks ARE bannable.

[ItalianoConfuso]

@jettan so the anti hack protection should protect from hacks but actually doesn't disable simple console cheats???

[8B6EB8]

can you really not get vacced? because i want to piss some people off at my own server.

can you get vacced in general on NON vac secured servers?

[mierdastanto]

wth?

if its your server you should be admin therefore you can just use no clip mode on yourself....

[8B6EB8]

@mierdastanto but if vac detects me cheating, even if its on my own server?

[TheUnFailSpy]

@8B6EB8 no, you can't.

actually, you can use host_timescale 5 on any server, without metamod or sourcemod, you just need sv_cheats 1 and you need server admin privileges that let you mess around with these commands without voting. it's the host_timescale command that makes time appear to speed up, you can also do host_timescale 0.1 for bullet time.

[Xemnas879]

setting host_timescale to 5 screws my ping, but setting it to 4 is good

[jshaw995]

I'm interested in the flame effect used in this video...

Anyone have a link to it?

[ragedskillz]

Thanks for the response.

Yeah, I just read SourceMod's installing guide and found out each game has a mod folder to install to.

I'll tell you if the cheat commands you use do work, there are many others that will work too!

I know a lot more cheat commands. I have some testing to do. I'll post back with my results and possibly many new working cheat commands to use. If there's a lot to use I will create an custom ingame menu for easy cheat command toggling.

[ragedskillz]

Some questions, thanks.

-Could this work for Day of Defeat: Source and/or CSProMod?

-If so, what location would you extract the mod files to? There's no 'tf' folder in the 'counter-strike source' directory for instance.

-From the video I know you must input any/all cheat commands over again when joining a new server. Does that mean after map changes as well?

-If you disconnect from your current server to play on another do you have to create your own server again to get cheat commands to work?

[jettan]

1: This works on most source games.

2: Extract it into your cstrike folder instead you dummy.

3: No you dont have to make a new server. just enter any other server and type in the sm_cvar commands again.

[eduribei10]

You cannot get banned for this.

This is the Sourcemod files to Sourcemod work,if they get this to ban,anyone with Sourcemod on server get Banned?

[tejla3]

cool thx man im using it right now already got banned from 3 server (yay) but ill not use it that much because i dont wanna get banned :D

[SHUUNNNNN]

Someone mad? Rage?

[n11lc]

even though this isnt an injection hack, vac still bans for recognized dlls, which they will probably add to vac ban list soon

[aVoNgfx]

You don't get banned for having DLLs somewhere loaded in memory.

You get banned for modifying memory by e.g. writing to it unauthorized.

[zockenderzocker]

You wont get VAC banned but probably get banned by the admins of the server.

[jettan]

Correct.

[EEEdoman]

@jettan How do I do it if I'm going to use L4D2? It's different due to the 'common' folder instead of 'username' folder.

[jettan]

Go to the common folder instead and there left 4 dead 2/left 4 dead 2 should exist.

But if i remember right this didn't work for l4d2 but i haven't tested that.

[EEEdoman]

@jettan I know that. It SHOULD work for L4D2, I mean the "plugin_load" location part? What do I put after that? the "../" part does not work because of the common folder.

[jettan]

@EEEdoman plugin_load ../left4dead2/addons/metamod/b­in/server.dll

And did you unpack the files into the l4d2 folder?

[kianamachado]

cheat :P

[Mar55666]

nice but i dont want to get tf2 deleated

[MX518Shadow]

DIEEE FUCKING CHEATER ... DIE!!!!!!

[jettan]

Lol u mad?

[MX518Shadow]

@jettan

i just hate fucking kiddys like you.. ure thinking:" i pwn haha" but you are just a little noob who cant have succes by playing fair...

im not even playing this game, but its just annoying... to see such shit

[8B6EB8]

dude hes not doing it to "pwn" hes doing it to piss off faggots like you ;)

[1roddad1]

he mad bro

[jettan]

Its pure skills. Skills are when you are better than someone else in something.

[1roddad1]

i meant that some other guy freaked out and he raged so i put ^^^

[fretless58]

Wait...FUN ANGEL! I know you! You're the guy who was doing this on my mario kart server!

[jettan]

HURRRR

[DeRezus]

I R LAEM NAO, MENY TANKS

[LoGosoraptor]

isn't it possible to edit the critical % using sm? If so, what is the command?