Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/08/09

[solidysnake1]

Dave is so good and he improved so much since he first started. NBC should give conan more time to hone his craft but then nbc fired Dave too lol.

[themooddisorders]

Mosquitos come from Canada! Nuke Canada ! Mosquitos are Manitoba's Provincial bird

[G19PX4]

@themooddisorders You really seem to know what you're talking about.

[themooddisorders]

nuke mankind?

[Sasuuuga]

he reminds me of stewie

[k1i9lle9r1a]

Bloodsuckers not only on wallstreeet hahahaaaaa that was gooood

[BobDylan530]

He's wearing Al Franken's glasses!

[hgates101]

Dave's a legend!!

[cubsfire]

do you guys realize these people have writers who make jokes for them? they dont sit around and make these up themselves...

[kianza]

I agree with you but

you can read the same joke as him but it won' t be as funny as him

Plus when he interview some one the jokes aren't already written it's live.

And that's why peoples like him much.

[LyricalMurderer1]

Agreed....over 90% of a joke is the DELIVERY....Dave's awesome!

[bulsiyet]

well, if you dun like letterman... why come and view this? stupid peeps... dave's more talented than anybody in the latenight...

[Impalamark64]

Dave's the greatest! He's been consistently great for more years than everyone but Carson, plus all of the other late night wannabes.

By the way, I guess I'm not the only one who makes it all the way to work with the skinny end of my tie sticking out. Hate it when that happens!

[pattaya95]

Leno kicked Dave's ass everynight for 10 yrs how can you say Letterman has been consistently great for years ..Letterman has become a far left liberal hack

[Impalamark64]

Leno's ratings were higher because most people don't have a very well developed sense of humor. Dave is much more intelligent, and doesn't pander to the masses. Read mattc941's comment. By the way, I don't see Dave offering any particular political views, he pokes fun equally across the board.

[pattaya95]

Impalamark64 you said: I don't see Dave offering any particular political views

He bashed Bush everynight for 8 yrs, gee do you think great moments in Presidential speeches was political? do you think him Bashing Palin everynight and doing his John McCain being a senile old man every single night that wasn't political?? can you give me any Obama jokes Dave did?? no you can't because he was to much of a pussy to do any he was so affaid of being called a racist..Leno destroyed Dave in rating

[bulsiyet]

what a dork, this guy... Letterman bashes stupid, illiterate, unworthy politicians... what did obama do just yet? oh but when he does, dave's gonna hit him hard hehe :)

[pattaya95]

then how about letterman bashing obama for his

idiotic use of the teleprompter or when he says i've been to all 57 states or lets not forget dec 7

the day the Japanese dropped "that bomb" on us or how about saying the cops acted stupidly

when seconds before he says i cannot comment on this because i don't have any facts on the case... and tons more come on Dave i don't see you making any jokes about all of this

Letterman bashes stupid, illiterate, unworthy "REPUBLICAN"politicians

[hgates101]

Dave destroyed leno in favorite tv personalities countless times and has far more awards....and lets face it.....mccain, palin and bush were comedy gold!!!!!

[bulsiyet]

haha :) 3 strikes, and you're out. Leno sucked Letterman's balls for a very long time... i've watched too much t.v. and i know Letterman's show gets more attention and citations in other shows that Leno's show ever did. and can Leno kick political assess like letterman does? nah... he's a pussy :)

[hgates101]

I know.....who bashed GE like Dave??? Nobody has any balls on tv but david letterman...while Dave is out challenging and standing up for what he believes in leno is at home hiding in his closet!

[hgates101]

well I guess we know why you dont like him...because hes far left!! Who cares what kind of person he is or what he does to entertain peoples hes a liberal so hes not a good person right? BY the way dave always wins americas favorite tv personality and has more emmys and oscars then jay cn count

[jakirby]

What so genius about this coward. He can make fifty jokes about a woman and her 14 year old daughter and a joke about the president of Italy, but cant make not one joke about the President or the Government in its failure or about a comedian becoming Senator. Come on don't be such a P*SSY.

[mattc941]

i think he makes fun of everybody. He doesn't care about who the person is, no matter their political background or personal believes. He is good.

[sandip91]

Letterman, the best by a million miles!!!

[EZRobbo]

Yahh, first comment great I wanna say that the Jackson Memori ... hey. What the fuck? Dude, rogen fan guy. You mind, I'm trying to be the first to write on here.

[rogenfan217]

sweet first comment. instead of goofing off making computer viruses on my spare time in my summer...

I'm watching old Dave monologues.

which is more hazardous to my health?

Letterman is awesome.