dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
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Dane cook is an insult to human intellegence. If Dane Cook had any respect for comedy he would step down from the stage and apologize to America. His comedy is the first step towards just shiting on the microphone. Just because he can pack an arena with retards doesn't mean he's a great comic, it means he lives in America, where retards are a dime a dozen. America is 90th in education, and it shows. Dane Cook + flouride tap water = stupid americans. which also = easy enslavement of America.
The only people immigrating here are the spanish, and thanks to morons like you not paying attention, we won't have to worry about that because soon there will be no border to jump.
Wow you're smart for a Dane Cook fan. I recall Mexico is a country that is more like a melting pot of DIVERSE SPANISH CULTURE. Who's koolaid have you been drinkin?
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Wow your bad, using a come back that your wrong with SPAIN and MEXICO are completely different DIFFERENT cultures DIFFERENT context language and are labeled different Mexicans and Spaniards get your shit straight you fucking retard, go back to school.
Nice grammar, YOU'RE the loser that trolls comments from months ago, ha ha ha!! I'm so humbled by your intellect by the way. Before you enlighten me on your vast knowledge of Spain, learn how to write a fucking sentence. Peace out faggot!!
great vid man :D love dane cook, people that dont see how funny he is and complain about him not being funny are those who compare and should be shot they don't see the humour but try to ruin by pointing out the teeny weeny tiny little flaws which well are part to the funniness for others. Thanks for the upload man well done good to see another Dane Cook suporter :)
"i feel like im in a fish tank" lol
Theviewerdude 2 years ago
Why not me?!?!?!?! hhaa.
176Court 2 years ago
Dane cook is funny and so cute
bubble4eve 2 years ago 2
im gonna do that to my sister. "Do not come near me!" *chickachickachickachickachiakchika*
KelliTheLycan 2 years ago 3
dane cook doesn't tell good jokes, he just tells them really well
andyauyong 2 years ago 9
yeah, i agree. lots of energy and movement on stage
tabbi5525 2 years ago 3
If he told good jokes...He'd pretty much be awesome.
Zolio6 2 years ago
i know! thats what i love about him, i try to retell his jokes and everyone just stares at me blankly and walks away
SplashrokProductions 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
drummerboymmm9 2 years ago
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people really find this funny?
hoptop77 2 years ago
Because it IS funny :D
semco 2 years ago
well y. some of us. don't worry not every1 has the same taste :D
ChainsmokingPothead 2 years ago
The best comic I have ever heard! ;D
MartaDzika 2 years ago 5
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he's funny but really annoying
HeresRachelK 2 years ago
i looooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee himmmmm!!!!
SettersRule42 2 years ago 4
Ah Dane as a young pup lol
YankeeDiva 3 years ago
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Support the fight to shut Dane Cook down!!!!!
genstyle666 3 years ago
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why not me???
i want that! I WANT THAT!!!!!!
basketballdrumer389 3 years ago 7
Dane Cook should stick to acting. He was good in Mr Brooks. The scene when Kevin Costner cut his throat with a shovel, that was funny.
Also, there was another scene in the movie when he pee on his pants when K. Costner killed a woman and her lover, brilliant!
I think he should do that in his stand-up acts, pee on the audience and yell "I've got your money retards!"
Hmm... not exactly. His half-brother/former manager stole his money. Hahaha.
reycat67 3 years ago 2
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Dane cook is an insult to human intellegence. If Dane Cook had any respect for comedy he would step down from the stage and apologize to America. His comedy is the first step towards just shiting on the microphone. Just because he can pack an arena with retards doesn't mean he's a great comic, it means he lives in America, where retards are a dime a dozen. America is 90th in education, and it shows. Dane Cook + flouride tap water = stupid americans. which also = easy enslavement of America.
hamofbuddha 3 years ago
yea but we are are so dumb then stop immigrating here for our "bad" educational system
Trackfan35 3 years ago 2
The only people immigrating here are the spanish, and thanks to morons like you not paying attention, we won't have to worry about that because soon there will be no border to jump.
hamofbuddha 3 years ago
i recall a lot of Mexicans immigrating in the southwest, but not a lot of Spaniards, get your facts straight kid the Spanish come from Spain
Trackfan35 3 years ago 3
Wow you're smart for a Dane Cook fan. I recall Mexico is a country that is more like a melting pot of DIVERSE SPANISH CULTURE. Who's koolaid have you been drinkin?
hamofbuddha 3 years ago
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Wow your bad, using a come back that your wrong with SPAIN and MEXICO are completely different DIFFERENT cultures DIFFERENT context language and are labeled different Mexicans and Spaniards get your shit straight you fucking retard, go back to school.
Vinncent3189 2 years ago
Nice grammar, YOU'RE the loser that trolls comments from months ago, ha ha ha!! I'm so humbled by your intellect by the way. Before you enlighten me on your vast knowledge of Spain, learn how to write a fucking sentence. Peace out faggot!!
hamofbuddha 2 years ago
Poor man's Jim Carrey
reycat67 3 years ago
Dane Cook is nothing like Jimmy Carr... Completely different acts.
CraigMetalHead 2 years ago 5
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Not funny
MerlinFarley 3 years ago
mindkreeper its pathetic if u look up videos u don't like just to leave a crappy comment on them
dane cook is great
goodygoody23 3 years ago
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Hey did you hear that Dane Cook's half-brother stole MILLIONS from him while he was his manager?
LOLOL, ain't that irony for ya? Karma is a BITCH, you hack joke-thieving piece of shit!
BWAHAHAHAA, first time Dane Cook has EVER made me laugh!
jugganaut35 3 years ago
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DANE COOK SUCKS BALLS!!!
mindkreeper 3 years ago
if you dont like Dane Cook then why are you looking up videos of him.
weers94 3 years ago 8
"why not me?"
XD
kiyochou 3 years ago 2
My favorites are this and vicious circle. Dane is sexy!
MrsDepp1030 3 years ago 4
"I feel like I'm in a fish tank." I'm surprised the people didn't laugh at that. Every time I watch this on my Ipod I laugh at it.
teencomment 3 years ago 5
ahhahhahaha dane cook rocks
crashdemon1 3 years ago 3
Dane Cook is friggin hillarious!
georgsbabygirl14 3 years ago 2
genius!
this guy knows how to deliver anything!
rico305305 3 years ago 2
ROFLCOPTER!!! OMG! i just relized dane cook looks like my older brother!
Zengx 4 years ago
what the hell is roflcopter?
theconn234 3 years ago
never mind
Zengx 3 years ago
lol
bluefire6888 4 years ago
Come on! I love his stuff. Put the rest of this comedy special on here, please! I beg you!
angeliclycan 4 years ago 6
lolololololololololololoolololololololol i laugh toooooo much my mom told me to shut up again
computerwomen 4 years ago 16
there all bad a@@ loking and wet and acidy spit I WANT IT
WarriorofGod1 4 years ago 8
awesome
SergantShaw 4 years ago 3
"hello, this is my comedy show, join me!!!" OMG
THE BEST PART ABOUT THAT CLIP!! LMAO!!!
PandaBearLuver101 4 years ago 3
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this is embarassingly bad
RedZeppelin 4 years ago
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Just like your mother's pussy.
a2birdcage 4 years ago 8
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how remarkably not funny
RedZeppelin 4 years ago
"hello,this is my comedy show" "join me" LMFAO ROFL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
omlitroxxx 4 years ago
"I would love to have acidy spit!" LOL! Young Dane Cook is HAWT!
electroviolet 4 years ago 2
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watch my video!!
edyis1 4 years ago
true
edyis1 4 years ago
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa! new york city i canyt hear u lmao i love dat part
cbfiretown 4 years ago
great vid man :D love dane cook, people that dont see how funny he is and complain about him not being funny are those who compare and should be shot they don't see the humour but try to ruin by pointing out the teeny weeny tiny little flaws which well are part to the funniness for others. Thanks for the upload man well done good to see another Dane Cook suporter :)
tidusreeves 4 years ago
yay u get an A for my next d.cook video xD
cbfiretown 4 years ago
Dane Cook ROCKS He's the most talented funniest person ever! people that hate him are suckers
vbpdul 4 years ago 2