Sweet EPR/OPR bullet: I saved five billion airmen/marines/soldiers lives by making then wear a flimsy faded worn out POS thats somewhat reflective. Stay stellar you bastards.
and they wonder why morale is low among the troops....try starting with making a shitty situation even worse and then have some idiot who's only purpose in life (or so they think) is to enforce the AF's dipshit standards.
Holy cow balls, I literally had this entire conversation with a chief when I was stuck in the Deid. No reflective belt, I was wearin my Vibram shoes, and said fuck it I'll just go back and piss in a bottle. I almost had a rocket go up my ass in afghanistan in 06, and I'd gladly relive that moment every single day for 4 months before I EVER go to the Deid again
i hate air force regs.. i dont know what its like in other forces but all i know is that its not about getting the mission done anymore its about complying with the regs and changing things that dont need to be changed for epr or opr bullets.
Someone seriously didn't click like? You have to be joking me? I could show this vid to Helen Keller and she would say if you give this a dislike your straight blind!
They can only get non-ers to pull reflective belt Nazi duty. Only because Non-ers deploy maybe 2 times in 20 years and really think they serve a darn purpose by enforcing that gay rule
The Air Force died when it started turning out chiefs like the one described. What happened to the working class heros, who called BS on crap like that? When did they all become careerist robots hell bent on creating magic bullet statements for themselves? I know more that fit the bill than not.
@flytenurse I recall that it takes an act of Congress to force a Chief out of the Air Force, so what does the Chief have to fear losing by doing otherwise?
What's this about "regulations?" What regulation? Last time I checked it was Air Force Instruction (AFI not AFR). Just another useless change the military decided on. Next time someone tells me to look it up in the reg...I'm gonna say...there is no reg moron!
holy crap, this shit happened to me when i was in kuwait waiting to cross the border to iraq, some freakin' MSgt corrected me, telling me where's my reflective belt repeatedly when i just got out of the tent... the pt uniform was new back then switching from the grey ones. so i thought it is already reflective so i kinda argued a little with the E7, but then it all ended up me going back and grabbing my belt... oh well, standards is standards, don't like it? get out. that's what i was told, lol.
fuck the deid...whats the point of having reflective material on your pt uniform if you have to have a fucking reflective belt....seriously there are side walks and lights everywhere its not like other places in the AOR that are poorly light. the place im at doesn't have a gay ass glow belt in PT gear rule now, but im sure once the gay tards from command get out here it will change.
So true! You should make one about the 57,000 passwords that are required, and the stipulation of two uppercase, four lowercase, three special characters, twelve numbers and 47 characters long that can't be similar to the last 20 passwords you've used!
That's not funny. You should take your safety seriously!! It's just a reflective belt. How bout you quit complaining about being safe and just ware it!?!
Just kidding. I think it was a stupid rule. I remember back when you only had to ware it on the flight line out there. And we wore civies. then our glorious leadership took that away in the middle of our deployment in Oct 2006. And we were stuck without the new pt gear, and just civies to ware. Good times!
Had this shit happen to me just passing through the Died on my way back to home station outside of a tent. The jackass that said something was only there in holding too! Do people have nothing better to do with their time? In the Air Force, the answer is yes.
i got in trouble at the died because i walked out of my trailer and went to the bathroom that was literally 15 feet away cause i didnt have a reflective belt on, lmao!!!! i almost cried laughing watching this
@KoRnmunk00 You gotta have that reflective belt on. That way, incase the car DOES crash through the 3rd story, the driver will be able to see you more clearly and apply the brakes in time. Reflective belts are mandatory. It's the rules.
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Beowolffx 1 month ago
3 dislikes? 3 CMsgts figured out how to use youtube... everybody look out.
bbq222 1 month ago
This video is so true on standard air force life. for fucks sake...
Lestat21500 2 months ago
Love it
madym19 4 months ago
Al udeid to a tee. This is crazy accurate.
paige39 4 months ago
Perfect...but sadly true, time to retire
BlutoPhantomViper 5 months ago 3
@BlutoPhantomViper No don't leave us, stop the insanity!
fadedflage 3 months ago
don't get caught throwing the pee bottle outside the trailer.
thumbprint666 7 months ago
Sweet EPR/OPR bullet: I saved five billion airmen/marines/soldiers lives by making then wear a flimsy faded worn out POS thats somewhat reflective. Stay stellar you bastards.
remaftp 7 months ago 4
I bet you could see the base from the outer reaches of space when it hits dusk on the died.
WolverineIsLogan 7 months ago
That's Balad and the Deid for ya right there, 100% true!
imthejman85 7 months ago
Damn the reflective belts!
SuperSeth28 8 months ago
lol
"Sir, reflective belts are mandatory!" :D
WingsinWinds 8 months ago
Say you left it in the bathroom. Problem solved.
headbrainface 9 months ago 2
and they wonder why morale is low among the troops....try starting with making a shitty situation even worse and then have some idiot who's only purpose in life (or so they think) is to enforce the AF's dipshit standards.
fastrred1 9 months ago 2
I once saw a guy go out without a reflective belt....he was then eaten by a pack of wild dogs. We couldn't save him because we couldn't see him.
Wilhelm1617 9 months ago 6
i wanted to see him pee himself
sableantelope77 9 months ago
Holy cow balls, I literally had this entire conversation with a chief when I was stuck in the Deid. No reflective belt, I was wearin my Vibram shoes, and said fuck it I'll just go back and piss in a bottle. I almost had a rocket go up my ass in afghanistan in 06, and I'd gladly relive that moment every single day for 4 months before I EVER go to the Deid again
joshdlytle 10 months ago 2
i hate air force regs.. i dont know what its like in other forces but all i know is that its not about getting the mission done anymore its about complying with the regs and changing things that dont need to be changed for epr or opr bullets.
swampdonkey90210 10 months ago 4
Someone seriously didn't click like? You have to be joking me? I could show this vid to Helen Keller and she would say if you give this a dislike your straight blind!
barrettjdea 10 months ago 3
You can't win unless everyone and their mother can see you! FML in the deid
AFMetal666 10 months ago
They can only get non-ers to pull reflective belt Nazi duty. Only because Non-ers deploy maybe 2 times in 20 years and really think they serve a darn purpose by enforcing that gay rule
redgeterdone 10 months ago 2
The Air Force died when it started turning out chiefs like the one described. What happened to the working class heros, who called BS on crap like that? When did they all become careerist robots hell bent on creating magic bullet statements for themselves? I know more that fit the bill than not.
flytenurse 11 months ago 2
@flytenurse I recall that it takes an act of Congress to force a Chief out of the Air Force, so what does the Chief have to fear losing by doing otherwise?
Agent1W 3 months ago
One person is a retarded chief.
mzmadmike 11 months ago
im pissing in a bottle right now. yay
jollygreengiant7962 11 months ago
Sodom's revenge, LMAO!
trackerrrr 11 months ago
sounds like salem
CAPMAN1985 11 months ago
this is fantastic!
bigjonbird1 1 year ago
What's this about "regulations?" What regulation? Last time I checked it was Air Force Instruction (AFI not AFR). Just another useless change the military decided on. Next time someone tells me to look it up in the reg...I'm gonna say...there is no reg moron!
xxyodiexx 1 year ago
The one person who gave this video a thumbs down was that Chief that was in it..:)
BigBaze27 1 year ago 19
the deid.....no reflective belt=no chow
dayoung77 1 year ago
holy crap, this shit happened to me when i was in kuwait waiting to cross the border to iraq, some freakin' MSgt corrected me, telling me where's my reflective belt repeatedly when i just got out of the tent... the pt uniform was new back then switching from the grey ones. so i thought it is already reflective so i kinda argued a little with the E7, but then it all ended up me going back and grabbing my belt... oh well, standards is standards, don't like it? get out. that's what i was told, lol.
akaQ9 1 year ago
@akaQ9 2T1?
katz6988 1 year ago
@katz6988 2T3
akaQ9 1 year ago
@akaQ9 424?
katz6988 1 year ago
fuck the deid...whats the point of having reflective material on your pt uniform if you have to have a fucking reflective belt....seriously there are side walks and lights everywhere its not like other places in the AOR that are poorly light. the place im at doesn't have a gay ass glow belt in PT gear rule now, but im sure once the gay tards from command get out here it will change.
lilbaldguy292 1 year ago 2
Hahah peein' in bottles at 3am....good times lol
jlandelf 1 year ago
sounds like some shit our shirt would pull hahahahaha
sprigganbman 1 year ago
So true! You should make one about the 57,000 passwords that are required, and the stipulation of two uppercase, four lowercase, three special characters, twelve numbers and 47 characters long that can't be similar to the last 20 passwords you've used!
Lauramken1 1 year ago
@Lauramken1 So true. There was a trick u could use until they caught on. now you have to try 100 pass combos until it excepts one.
coolmanchu29 9 months ago
Oh man, I remember the hassle we would get over this... *Facepalm* What a stupid rule.
EternaRogue 1 year ago
In kandahar you will now be arrested for no reflective belt. I shit you not.
phatwcinfrcr 1 year ago
That's not funny. You should take your safety seriously!! It's just a reflective belt. How bout you quit complaining about being safe and just ware it!?!
Just kidding. I think it was a stupid rule. I remember back when you only had to ware it on the flight line out there. And we wore civies. then our glorious leadership took that away in the middle of our deployment in Oct 2006. And we were stuck without the new pt gear, and just civies to ware. Good times!
kendrickmeadows 1 year ago
This is a 'Died vet for sure.
8UP1977 1 year ago
Had this shit happen to me just passing through the Died on my way back to home station outside of a tent. The jackass that said something was only there in holding too! Do people have nothing better to do with their time? In the Air Force, the answer is yes.
TheBlackwizard86 1 year ago
holy shit, this is too accurate. I've had this happen before
randompersonsband1 1 year ago
Because there are SO many vehicles, especially between the trailers in the deid. Fuck that... piss in a bottle or next to the side entrance stairs.
FaultyParadise 1 year ago
Lol...so true
fmicheo416 1 year ago
Al Udied to the T!!!!
JBraggA7X 1 year ago
Put up with this crap in Kandahar in '06. At least we didn't wear them like Miss America sashes like the Army, haha.
Trainwreck141 1 year ago
This is EXACTLY Al Udied.
pnb987pb 1 year ago
i got in trouble at the died because i walked out of my trailer and went to the bathroom that was literally 15 feet away cause i didnt have a reflective belt on, lmao!!!! i almost cried laughing watching this
boomoperator89 1 year ago
BE REFLECTIVE OR DIE!!!
MaggotMinister 1 year ago
@KoRnmunk00 You gotta have that reflective belt on. That way, incase the car DOES crash through the 3rd story, the driver will be able to see you more clearly and apply the brakes in time. Reflective belts are mandatory. It's the rules.
radahad000 1 year ago
"Sir. Reflective belts are mandatory."
The movies are fucking amazing. If only we could get away with talking like this for real!!!
hrm573 1 year ago
Reflective belts are mandatory!!!!
adamadanderson 1 year ago
I never seen the queen in her damned undies!
mcclanahanf15 1 year ago
The JBB police strike again!!!!
dummermutht 1 year ago
yay.. the deid!
schnitzelmopi 1 year ago 20
@schnitzelmopi yea this is the deid for real...dayum
dadjblktears 11 months ago
Had a 1sgt like this in Iraq!
azrael882000 1 year ago
dont we have reflective pt uniforms...they wee designed so belts were not needed...who was the retard(with respect) that instituted this?
nakamurak002 1 year ago
Omg...I almost peed myself just watching this. I bought a pink reflective belt just to be that much more annoying about this.
therealsylvernight 1 year ago
CENTCOM sucks. Royally.
blackrustedvan 1 year ago
hahah..EXACTLY what goes on!:)
BigBaze27 1 year ago 3
Aaah peeing in bottles, good times. My room was less than 20 feet from the caddy and i still got called out on it every now and then. Gotta love it.
metalguitar777 1 year ago
Reflective Belt shit is BS!
face2facechick 1 year ago