If you don’t have an iPhone 4S, but still want to pose spoken questions to your device and let her speak out the answer, give ‘Voice Ask’ a try. The knowledge base behind it is huge (better than Siri) and the voice recognition works better with all accents. Work is going on to add integrated functionality that Siri offers, but for now, it’s a great app that knows details on the strangest of subjects. Get it at voiceask.com.
hot la, if not hot then raining la, your house no window cannot see outside meh, malaysia weather only got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?
An alternative to Siri that works on ALL iPhones, iPods and iPads, is ‘Voice Ask’. You get a virtual assistant that has a huge knowledge base (better than Siri), and has voice recognition that works better with foreign accents. It is being improved constantly. Get it at voiceask.com.
@yangzai2 If you don’t have an iPhone 4S, but still want to pose spoken questions to your device and let her speak out the answer, give ‘Voice Ask’ a try. The knowledge base behind it is huge (better than Siri) and the voice recognition works better with all accents. Work is going on to add integrated functionality that Siri offers, but for now, it’s a great app that knows details on the strangest of subjects. Get it at voiceask.com.
SIMI: "I'm glad im a phone. How can you all tahan live in this kind of crowded place? Some more got so many bangala and PRC come and take your job and make your MRT so crowded? Migrate better la!" (Y)
SIMI: Wait 啊, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to ORCHARD Road, you still want to drive 啊? take MRT 啦!
User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?
SIMI: 哇噻! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to BRADELL, 2 Dollar from BRADELL to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money 叻! Don't vote for them the next time 啦..
SIMI: Wait ah, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to ORCHARD Road, you still want to drive ah? take MRT la!
User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?
SIMI: Waahsei! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to BRADELL, 2 Dollar from BRADELL to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money leeei! Don't vote for them the next time laa..
Hot laa, if not hot then raining laa, your house no window cannot see outside ah? Singapore's weather got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?
"Eh.. hot date ah? That ah beng you met at Zouk last week is it?"
"SIMI, we are just friends. It's just a casual date."
"Dun blaff la, just friends will go to Newton Hawker Centre one, where got go this kind of atas place?
"SIMI, just book the restaurant; I'm perfectly capable of managing my own love life."
"Please lah, you haben had a date in 6 months, what love life? I manage your calendar one neh. Actually that Allen in your office quite nice guy what, wait, I CSI his Facebook for you to see"
@JpOpDJ122423434 wrote: " Only in Singapore! we dont get this shit broken english in London lol"
@dcrossicarpe I know that this was all in good fun, buy i just felt like correcting this obnoxious Londoner, who obviously is implying that we speak absolutely horribly. But the truth is we Singaporeans can switch easily from singlish to proper english.
"Actually that Alan is a good guy,you should date him,hes a very nice boy,he live with his mother,he got 5 HAMSTERS,he works lah,he only got 1 girlfriend in his whole life'
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gabriellarwftszg11hP 4 days ago
LOL :D Thumbs up for Singapore!
celerystik101 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you can understand fully :P
tessarachel2 2 weeks ago 2
@TheAminatingPro simi means what :)
tessarachel2 2 weeks ago
congrats Mr Brown ! you're now officially on BBC ^^
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TheSparklingapps 1 month ago
Funny!
smailig1 1 month ago
i wish I had simi
crazygal1344 1 month ago
It's Siri
MYLESLINEHAN 1 month ago
@MYLESLINEHAN Simi is a hokkien word which means What?
TheAnimatingPro 1 month ago
WALAOEH Y U FLY MY AEROPLANE!
xICHIGOxiii 1 month ago
hot la, if not hot then raining la, your house no window cannot see outside meh, malaysia weather only got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?
VickEian 2 months ago 2
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perfectapp1 2 months ago
deng deng deng deng deng
mrsunny1808 2 months ago
I hate the iPhone 4S, because she does not understand in Russian language.
MrSrgj 2 months ago
LOL!!
Annann91 2 months ago
2:40 ROFLOL
6598163614 2 months ago
9gag? No? *okay :/
Alibbrox 2 months ago
2.53 epic song hahaha =D
it4chiuchiha1 2 months ago
Oh god this is soo funny.lah
taylarwong 2 months ago
I can listen to this a million times and still crack up laughing XD
itsgoodforyourcolons 3 months ago 7
^^
yangzai2 3 months ago
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perfectapp1 2 months ago
hahahaha...SIMI rocks!!!
angieend 3 months ago
wkkwk funny
Superlizard999 3 months ago
"... he got 5 hamster and only one girlfriend his whole life"
lolololololol
samth3b34r 3 months ago 3
Eh i wan this so much!
arfiend 3 months ago
there should be pinoy version too xD.
pare wala kang load. xD
justdom72 3 months ago
no matter how many times i listened, i still LOLed!!!
maxMODmin 3 months ago
SIMI: "I'm glad im a phone. How can you all tahan live in this kind of crowded place? Some more got so many bangala and PRC come and take your job and make your MRT so crowded? Migrate better la!" (Y)
jasminenomz 3 months ago 2
WTF, It's called SIRI not SIMI.
TheeAgile1 3 months ago
@TheeAgile1 SIMI means 'what?' in hokkien
kangjj1 3 months ago
@TheeAgile1 this is the parody
mahimahimindy 3 months ago
@mahimahimindy I should probaly watched the video first
TheeAgile1 3 months ago
@TheeAgile1 it's juz the Singapore version of Siri
tomnguyen2311 3 months ago
"Sell backside also cannot afford" LOL!
jeremywongzijun1994 3 months ago
Hahaha.. I've seen this 3 times alr
Liing98 3 months ago
I think it's "Ku De Ta" restaurant xD the one in Marina Bay Sands
yhartantyo92 3 months ago
Wouldn't be bad If SIMI is really on iPhone =]
ghostzdragon 3 months ago
whoah i like Mr Browns English dam fluent
CalvinTeeKai 3 months ago
Best part: "Hot la! If not hot, then raining la! Your house no window cannot see outside ah?"
OhyikesICECREAM 3 months ago 3
Katy Perry - Firework !!!!!
twaii1208 3 months ago
Flying an aeroplane ( literally 放飞机 in Chinese) means missing an appointment (I know that since I'm from HK...lol)
ian1231100 3 months ago
fly my airplane???
zhuangyus 3 months ago
how can you NOT like this? epic lols
alan132227 3 months ago
I almost chased out by the Librarian in the NLB ..
BatistaR0X 3 months ago
If i have an iPhone, i definitely want this! xD
chishein 3 months ago
Funny! But I'm still gonna choose SIRI > SIMI
MasterSean217 3 months ago
Walau-eh!
Ask apple release iPhone 4SG I sure buy one hahha
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alys951 3 months ago
more than vaguely reminiscent of armstrong & miller's bigoted racist GPS, in parts (search on youtube)
marvinspatchcock 3 months ago
My favorite part! Teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng
claireelee 3 months ago
SIMI > SIRI
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo i'd choose simi anyday :)
wapiangeh 3 months ago
LMFAO - Shots ft. Lil Jon i'm sorry i know this deng deng deng....
MrGlassJun 4 months ago
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planebuff4098 4 months ago
now singapore is 5.18 million people,so crowded man!im glad im a phone
EPIC ANSWER!!
abc10thousands 4 months ago 49
LMFAO!
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alkertanz 4 months ago
Singlish = = :DDDD simi is so funny LOL~~~
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Electricladyland8 4 months ago
But will it blend ah?
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LMFAO SO FUNNY
sarabellagrace 4 months ago
Tupid. Asian had to ruin it fuck you
NabeezM 4 months ago
@NabeezM boooooooooooooooooooooooo
9011sherwin 4 months ago
imagine if there is one for Cantonese english
luckduck008 4 months ago
this siri very omg
JiEunnielove 4 months ago
haha! if real den good le la :D
Ckrystalxmeep 4 months ago
I wouldn't having simi... LOL
FC1032 4 months ago
sinlish ~ so funny
wenxi29 4 months ago
1:39 her house no WINDOW coz she's using a Mac . Get it ? xD
TheGeeksftw 4 months ago 34
did they say :garment suck your money????
AlvinWanCoke 4 months ago
@AlvinWanCoke it says 'gahment suck ur money' as in the government is charging ridiculous tax (eat ur money >.<)
vallwl 1 month ago
You haven't had a dick in 6 months . xD
holyheavens12falling 4 months ago
hey where's the original?
inscid 4 months ago
Crazy contest: goo.gl\k55ge with iPhone 5 to win.
nenutran 4 months ago
Very funny
ufsabpckid 4 months ago
Migrate better la...XD
auhulag 4 months ago
I would buy a Simi, beats having to talk to that corporate formal, 'i mean biz-nez' Siri. Y so serious.
aric0913 4 months ago
tank tank tank tank tank tank~
theworldisick 4 months ago
Will it blend?
We'll find out soon enough.
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dotsontccn 4 months ago
The only ahbeng you can provoke but won't get beaten up! Awesome!!
DarkReaper155 4 months ago
Is this true???!!! LOL
CharleneJee1000 4 months ago
@CharleneJee1000 No. But i'll get it if its true LOL.
inn0c3nce7 4 months ago
siri
dinasty006 4 months ago
hahaha turn on transcribe audio, that is probably how SIRI interprets a Singaporean...
vegnagunX 4 months ago
hahahaa... funny!
amybenyamin 4 months ago
Funny shtt
mksdrywall 4 months ago
indonesian will have "Siti" later..
dwedaz 4 months ago 37
@dwedaz you are so damn right! hahaha... "siti, go to the market please." hahahaha
amybenyamin 4 months ago
No need to check la...You cannot afford one!!! LMAO!!!
chaingin91 4 months ago in playlist chaingin91's favorites
funny walakakakakakakakkak
topdesignerinthelife 4 months ago
iphone 4S may sell better after the video put on Net
a84888888 4 months ago
fly me airplane = 放飞机?
abc2390986 4 months ago 48
@abc2390986 ya ^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
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what does "fly me airplane / 放飞机" idiom means ?
chriswanable 4 months ago
hahha.. hella funny
dkc1214 4 months ago
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orrection v 2.0:
-- wrong language --
SIMI: Wait 啊, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to ORCHARD Road, you still want to drive 啊? take MRT 啦!
User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?
SIMI: 哇噻! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to BRADELL, 2 Dollar from BRADELL to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money 叻! Don't vote for them the next time 啦..
HARVSTO 4 months ago
correction:
-- wrong places names --
SIMI: Wait ah, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to ORCHARD Road, you still want to drive ah? take MRT la!
User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?
SIMI: Waahsei! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to BRADELL, 2 Dollar from BRADELL to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money leeei! Don't vote for them the next time laa..
SemanggiHaro 4 months ago 40
@SemanggiHaro Thanks for the correction^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
@SemanggiHaro its sibei jialat*
SiaoNHopeless 4 months ago
@SiaoNHopeless ahhhhh! it was jialat oh, didnt realize...thanks for correcting :))
SemanggiHaro 4 months ago
@SemanggiHaro Is CBD not CPD
jenny2006454 4 months ago
@jenny2006454 thanks for correcting ^^ i was only correcting the places name here ahahah..
SemanggiHaro 3 months ago
@SemanggiHaro Correction Sibehh Jialat
CalvinTeeKai 3 months ago
Baby whaaat is Looooveee! Don't hurt meeee! Don't hurt meeeee! No mooaaaarr!!
iannGT2 4 months ago
WAH SO CROWDED MAN IM GLAD IM A PHONE.
dtamyf 4 months ago
Super like this part! hahaha :D
SIMI, what is the weather now in Singapore?
Hot laa, if not hot then raining laa, your house no window cannot see outside ah? Singapore's weather got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?
Alicekxp 4 months ago
17 people who watched this video isn't a singaporean
damiencqh417 4 months ago
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kelmanger 4 months ago
@kelmanger Fake.
MasterSean217 3 months ago
this is way better than SIRI, although you may consider getting yourself medical insurance before trying it
Zenynth144 4 months ago
no need to check lah u cant afford it.....
dtamyf 4 months ago
@justbecoziloveu cheers ^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
thx for this vedio
really gv me a laugh
expecially when i m downed!!!
justbecoziloveu 4 months ago 3
@ej24340 Subtitle is ON ^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
Subtitle is ON ^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
i really cant understand almost anything
ej24340 4 months ago
"Eh.. hot date ah? That ah beng you met at Zouk last week is it?"
"SIMI, we are just friends. It's just a casual date."
"Dun blaff la, just friends will go to Newton Hawker Centre one, where got go this kind of atas place?
"SIMI, just book the restaurant; I'm perfectly capable of managing my own love life."
"Please lah, you haben had a date in 6 months, what love life? I manage your calendar one neh. Actually that Allen in your office quite nice guy what, wait, I CSI his Facebook for you to see"
supasorneek 4 months ago 5
simi sings better than justin bieber
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choo2310 4 months ago
Will be subbing this podcast in the description box soon! ^^
yangzai2 4 months ago
jiak sai la ! JOBS regret to acquire SIRI
lewis82 4 months ago
蛤?
jay510b 4 months ago 2
who is the guy who voiced SIMI? wats his real name? ;D
kevleong5 4 months ago
Government suck your money leee!! LOL
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''my favourite part deng deng deng deng deng......'' LOL
amybbq 4 months ago
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amybbq 4 months ago
what is the first song in this video?? anyone know??
linturkey 4 months ago
Unlike Siri , Simi Is A Matchmaker!
LittleSnowyGurl 4 months ago
SIMI s coolest
dercraft 4 months ago
lol
eriolmuma 4 months ago
SIMI: 蛤?
1224mayday 4 months ago 31
I need subtitle...
alex1989060 4 months ago
Change the tile, it says "Iphone 4SG" at the end XD
djyinkey 4 months ago
LOL lah..
polairuts 4 months ago
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LOL LOL LOL
salsabeel4 4 months ago
singapore humor
ccaian1 4 months ago
should make a SIMI app for 4S to replace SIRI LOLLL
pokemania4321 4 months ago
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HAH?!?! U DON LIKE ARR?!
colorline268 4 months ago
Eh.hot date ah.that ah beng u met last time ah
kitkitmeow24 4 months ago
LOL this humor is brilliantly genius!!
honeycloud 4 months ago
My favourite part, DENG DENG, DENG DENG DENG, DENG DENG, DENG DENG DENG. LOL
JJJ010101 4 months ago
I love this SIMI over SIRI. Only if it really exists!
chaoscks 4 months ago
SIMI actually is Alan right lol ?
tabbyto 4 months ago
LOL katy perry!!
ZhaneStrife 4 months ago in playlist Liked
Lol the simi go and sing sang sung
damnfreakingsien 4 months ago
XD
I want to buy a iphone4sg if it's real
fafaveryman 4 months ago
5 hamsters hahahah
boukenrider 4 months ago
Sibei guai lan
AntiBlast 4 months ago
I like he said la, meh, ar. It's so like cantonese
thomgala 4 months ago
@thomgala that's singlish for ya :D
aznxthuggie 4 months ago
walao eh! why you fly my aeroplane? XD
MrSucker999 4 months ago 6
Tis is funny!
evelynwei0202 4 months ago
Ah beng ah lian jialat
DeanMetrosexualCity 4 months ago
Its wonderful to have bitchy phone. lol
aryjonah 4 months ago
"your house no window, cannot see outside meh?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
itschinkybro 4 months ago 47
LOL
iamycchu 4 months ago
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CommentSuperGuy 4 months ago
Anjong paraah
riandachlan78 4 months ago
Lovely.....
nann0623 4 months ago
BLOODY BRILLIANT! SINGLISH IS HILARIOUS!
joneessy 4 months ago 6
Hahaaa, funny.
adammakhk 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE CHINESE ENGLISH LOOOOL
HS0526 4 months ago
can ask simi kb the person i don like LOL whoever get scold sure cannot win one, simi talk so fast si bei kiang hahahha FTW!
subtrben 4 months ago
SIMI, play Katy Perry's Firework song.
*Wait, checking….. You never transfer the song into your iPhone lha. There might, I sing it for you.*
SIMI, no wait!
*Have you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting start again..*
SIMI, STOP! Stop singing.
*HAH! You don't like ah? Kay, never mind. I'll sing another song. For you.
*What is LOVE? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no moooorreeee My favorite part! teng teng tengteng teng teng teng tengteng teng teng..**
graceywacey07 4 months ago 42
Omg,if they really have this,I'm so gonna buy it XD
AkimotoYuki94 4 months ago 2
Lol Simi is 100 times smarter than Siri
azharkamar 4 months ago 9
i think SIMI can teach us how to speak singlish
sprivan97 4 months ago
OMG LOOL Soo funny!
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@JpOpDJ122423434 wrote: " Only in Singapore! we dont get this shit broken english in London lol"
@dcrossicarpe I know that this was all in good fun, buy i just felt like correcting this obnoxious Londoner, who obviously is implying that we speak absolutely horribly. But the truth is we Singaporeans can switch easily from singlish to proper english.
comeddian 4 months ago
"Actually that Alan is a good guy,you should date him,hes a very nice boy,he live with his mother,he got 5 HAMSTERS,he works lah,he only got 1 girlfriend in his whole life'
What has the hamsters gotta do with it???
Keyxorz 4 months ago 4
Hahahaha. I want this Simi in my iPhone.
TheSeattleites 4 months ago 2