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  • LOL :D Thumbs up for Singapore!

  • Thumbs up if you can understand fully :P

  • @TheAminatingPro simi means what :)

  • congrats Mr Brown ! you're now officially on BBC ^^

  • Funny!

  • i wish I had simi

  • It's Siri

  • @MYLESLINEHAN Simi is a hokkien word which means What?

  • WALAOEH Y U FLY MY AEROPLANE!

  • hot la, if not hot then raining la, your house no window cannot see outside meh, malaysia weather only got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?

  • deng deng deng deng deng

  • I hate the iPhone 4S, because she does not understand in Russian language.

  • LOL!!

  • 2:40 ROFLOL

  • 9gag? No? *okay :/

  • 2.53 epic song hahaha =D

  • Oh god this is soo funny.lah

  • I can listen to this a million times and still crack up laughing XD

  • ^^

    

  • hahahaha...SIMI rocks!!!

  • wkkwk funny

  • "... he got 5 hamster and only one girlfriend his whole life"

    lolololololol

  • Eh i wan this so much!

  • there should be pinoy version too xD.

    pare wala kang load. xD

  • no matter how many times i listened, i still LOLed!!!

  • SIMI: "I'm glad im a phone. How can you all tahan live in this kind of crowded place? Some more got so many bangala and PRC come and take your job and make your MRT so crowded? Migrate better la!" (Y)

  • WTF, It's called SIRI not SIMI.

    

  • @TheeAgile1 SIMI means 'what?' in hokkien

  • @TheeAgile1 this is the parody

  • @mahimahimindy I should probaly watched the video first

  • @TheeAgile1 it's juz the Singapore version of Siri

  • "Sell backside also cannot afford" LOL!

  • Hahaha.. I've seen this 3 times alr

  • I think it's "Ku De Ta" restaurant xD the one in Marina Bay Sands

  • Wouldn't be bad If SIMI is really on iPhone =]

  • whoah i like Mr Browns English dam fluent

  • Best part: "Hot la! If not hot, then raining la! Your house no window cannot see outside ah?"

  • Katy Perry - Firework !!!!!

  • Flying an aeroplane ( literally 放飞机 in Chinese) means missing an appointment (I know that since I'm from HK...lol)

  • fly my airplane???

  • how can you NOT like this? epic lols

  • I almost chased out by the Librarian in the NLB ..

  • If i have an iPhone, i definitely want this! xD

  • Funny! But I'm still gonna choose SIRI > SIMI

  • Walau-eh!

    Ask apple release iPhone 4SG I sure buy one hahha

  • more than vaguely reminiscent of armstrong & miller's bigoted racist GPS, in parts (search on youtube)

  • My favorite part! Teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng teng

  • SIMI > SIRI

    Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo i'd choose simi anyday :)

  • LMFAO - Shots ft. Lil Jon i'm sorry i know this deng deng deng....

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  • now singapore is 5.18 million people,so crowded man!im glad im a phone

    EPIC ANSWER!!

  • LMFAO!

  • Enter: goo.gl\k55ge and get your own iPhone 5.

  • Singlish = = :DDDD simi is so funny LOL~~~

  • But will it blend ah?

  • Tupid. Asian had to ruin it fuck you

  • @NabeezM boooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • imagine if there is one for Cantonese english

  • this siri very omg

  • haha! if real den good le la :D

  • I wouldn't having simi... LOL

  • sinlish ~ so funny

  • 1:39 her house no WINDOW coz she's using a Mac . Get it ? xD

  • did they say :garment suck your money????

  • @AlvinWanCoke it says 'gahment suck ur money' as in the government is charging ridiculous tax (eat ur money >.<)

  • You haven't had a dick in 6 months . xD

  • hey where's the original?

  • Crazy contest: goo.gl\k55ge with iPhone 5 to win.

  • Very funny

  • Migrate better la...XD

  • I would buy a Simi, beats having to talk to that corporate formal, 'i mean biz-nez' Siri. Y so serious.

  • tank tank tank tank tank tank~

  • Will it blend?

    We'll find out soon enough.

  • The only ahbeng you can provoke but won't get beaten up! Awesome!!

  • Is this true???!!! LOL

  • @CharleneJee1000 No. But i'll get it if its true LOL.

  • siri

    

  • hahaha turn on transcribe audio, that is probably how SIRI interprets a Singaporean...

  • hahahaa... funny!

  • Funny shtt

  • indonesian will have "Siti" later..

    

  • @dwedaz you are so damn right! hahaha... "siti, go to the market please." hahahaha

  • No need to check la...You cannot afford one!!! LMAO!!!

  • funny walakakakakakakakkak

    

  • iphone 4S may sell better after the video put on Net

  • fly me airplane = 放飞机?

  • @abc2390986 ya ^^

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  • hahha.. hella funny

  • correction:

    -- wrong places names --

    SIMI: Wait ah, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to ORCHARD Road, you still want to drive ah? take MRT la!

    User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?

    SIMI: Waahsei! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to BRADELL, 2 Dollar from BRADELL to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money leeei! Don't vote for them the next time laa..

  • @SemanggiHaro Thanks for the correction^^

  • @SemanggiHaro its sibei jialat*

  • @SiaoNHopeless ahhhhh! it was jialat oh, didnt realize...thanks for correcting :))

  • @SemanggiHaro Is CBD not CPD

  • @jenny2006454 thanks for correcting ^^ i was only correcting the places name here ahahah..

  • @SemanggiHaro Correction Sibehh Jialat

  • Baby whaaat is Looooveee! Don't hurt meeee! Don't hurt meeeee! No mooaaaarr!!

  • WAH SO CROWDED MAN IM GLAD IM A PHONE.

  • Super like this part! hahaha :D

    SIMI, what is the weather now in Singapore?

    Hot laa, if not hot then raining laa, your house no window cannot see outside ah? Singapore's weather got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?

  • 17 people who watched this video isn't a singaporean

  • Contest started: goo.gl\GAFGE - obtain iPhone 5.

  • @kelmanger Fake.

  • this is way better than SIRI, although you may consider getting yourself medical insurance before trying it

  • no need to check lah u cant afford it.....

  • @justbecoziloveu cheers ^^

  • thx for this vedio

    really gv me a laugh

    expecially when i m downed!!!

  • @ej24340 Subtitle is ON ^^

  • Subtitle is ON ^^

  • i really cant understand almost anything

  • "Eh.. hot date ah? That ah beng you met at Zouk last week is it?"

    "SIMI, we are just friends. It's just a casual date."

    "Dun blaff la, just friends will go to Newton Hawker Centre one, where got go this kind of atas place?

    "SIMI, just book the restaurant; I'm perfectly capable of managing my own love life."

    "Please lah, you haben had a date in 6 months, what love life? I manage your calendar one neh. Actually that Allen in your office quite nice guy what, wait, I CSI his Facebook for you to see"

  • simi sings better than justin bieber

  • Will be subbing this podcast in the description box soon! ^^

  • jiak sai la ! JOBS regret to acquire SIRI

  • 蛤?

  • who is the guy who voiced SIMI? wats his real name? ;D

  • Government suck your money leee!! LOL

    

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  • what is the first song in this video?? anyone know??

  • Unlike Siri , Simi Is A Matchmaker!

  • SIMI s coolest

  • lol

  • SIMI: 蛤?

  • I need subtitle...

  • Change the tile, it says "Iphone 4SG" at the end XD

  • LOL lah..

  • singapore humor

  • should make a SIMI app for 4S to replace SIRI LOLLL

  • Eh.hot date ah.that ah beng u met last time ah

  • LOL this humor is brilliantly genius!!

  • My favourite part, DENG DENG, DENG DENG DENG, DENG DENG, DENG DENG DENG. LOL

  • I love this SIMI over SIRI. Only if it really exists!

  • SIMI actually is Alan right lol ?

  • LOL katy perry!!

  • Lol the simi go and sing sang sung

  • XD

    I want to buy a iphone4sg if it's real

  • 5 hamsters hahahah

  • Sibei guai lan

  • I like he said la, meh, ar. It's so like cantonese

  • @thomgala that's singlish for ya :D

  • walao eh! why you fly my aeroplane? XD

  • Tis is funny!

  • Ah beng ah lian jialat

  • Its wonderful to have bitchy phone. lol

  • "your house no window, cannot see outside meh?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • LOL

  • Anjong paraah

  • Lovely.....

  • BLOODY BRILLIANT! SINGLISH IS HILARIOUS!

  • Hahaaa, funny.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE CHINESE ENGLISH LOOOOL

  • can ask simi kb the person i don like LOL whoever get scold sure cannot win one, simi talk so fast si bei kiang hahahha FTW!

  • SIMI, play Katy Perry's Firework song.

    *Wait, checking….. You never transfer the song into your iPhone lha. There might, I sing it for you.*

    SIMI, no wait!

    *Have you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting start again..*

    SIMI, STOP! Stop singing.

    *HAH! You don't like ah? Kay, never mind. I'll sing another song. For you.

    *What is LOVE? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no moooorreeee My favorite part! teng teng tengteng teng teng teng tengteng teng teng..**

  • Omg,if they really have this,I'm so gonna buy it XD

  • Lol Simi is 100 times smarter than Siri

  • i think SIMI can teach us how to speak singlish

  • OMG LOOL Soo funny!

  • "Actually that Alan is a good guy,you should date him,hes a very nice boy,he live with his mother,he got 5 HAMSTERS,he works lah,he only got 1 girlfriend in his whole life'

    What has the hamsters gotta do with it???

  • Hahahaha. I want this Simi in my iPhone.