Gerber Bear Grylls Parang

[13chris1999]

can you get this in aust

[lockasuar]

Does it break human bone and cut through flesh?

[frogoftoob]

what season did he start using the gerber stuff. I remeber him having like 200 dollar knifes on older seasons

[maxinpains]

the kukri, Parang are great knives but it's not even come close to Japnese Nata.

This bear Gryles Parang is a worst in my opinion though...

[StephaunBaker]

He put the sheath on backwards. LOL !!!!

[AppleAssassin]

@StephaunBaker No he didn't

[jamcgar]

As 19t86 said above, "It's time to drink my own piss". "Bear" also said "And it's time to eat my own shit. But hang on, I'm so full of that, I couldn't eat another morsel"

Bear???? Just a dickhead tosser.

[KraljOsovina]

So he had that with him in all the jungle episodes of Man VS Wild, no wonder he always got out alive... ;)

[TheLemonpee]

never seen him use it

[AshtreTokes]

....Great so i got the bullshit scabbard.. Besides that this is a great little blade, a bit wonkey if youre used to a kukri but very effective, its almost similar in feel to a Chinese Broadsword but smaller.

[bodiemyers]

Love the parang sheath needs some work kydex would be better it takes some work to get it in and out but the parang holds a good edge and feels good in the hand I've been useing it for almost 2 years now and really like it might have sharktac make me a kydex sheath

[Bodudus]

Sorry Bear... but your "training" is sub-par, and Les Stroud will always be the better survivalist.

[AshtreTokes]

@Bodudus Fuck yeah! Les dosent need camera men, just a lean-to and a harmonica. Arctic circle for a week alone without food? Hah, ill simulate an injury just 'cause its too easy.

[Bodudus]

@AshtreTokes Bear Grylls will eat grubs and drink water from elephant dung for show, then eat at gourmet restaurants when the filming is done for that day.That kinda makes him an attention whore.

Les? "I caught a turtle with very little effort using only sticks and fishing string, then I'll spear a snake for lunch, and eat some lizards I catch along the way. I already have a nice tea ready from plants found around my campsite."

Les Stroud lives in luxury no matter what the situation.

[ZakkAintNoZombie]

The parang originated in Malaysia :) just some info there... yep -.-

[rizkt]

@ZakkAintNoZombie no, it's not, you malaysian people always steal from another country, read the fact first you dumbass

[rizkt]

@ZakkAintNoZombie the parang was originated in trinidad & tobago

[rockacookamanga]

@rizkt nope..by people of Malay archipelago which means Malaysia,Indonesia, and Filipina.. trinidad and tobago?? LOL

[rizkt]

@rockacookamanga maybe you thought of another parang, that's called mandau and originated in borneo

[rockacookamanga]

@rizkt parang as in the weapon/tool in jungle survival..the trinidad parang would be folk music in trinidad..so basically i was refering the origin of parang in the video..and yes mandau is also a parang used by the dayak as weapon

[BIGCAL50CAL]

Parang. The sound it makes when you rifle it at a tree trying to be a badass...

[enri4134]

"This is something I'll always take with me when I'm in the hotel...an invaluable tool."

[goldatra3]

This can cut trouth piss !

[Umber54]

Why... why... that pushed it's way right through that half rotten branch without breaking!!!! Amazing product! Worth it's weight in fat, ebidle jungle grubs, no doubt.

[atruepatriot92]

Not the best line of tools but they are decent so don't harp on them to much. It still doesn't take away from who Bear Grylls is. He is an expert in survival and self reliance as most of you know already and has achieved more in his life at such a young age than most will ever do in their lives or even think about. He is a big motivator in my life.

[lilchris668]

uwww he cut dry wood

[mrjacksepticeye]

The only man I would consider a worthy foe for Chuck Norris

[Crazedblades46]

That machete suks he needs to check out a sogfari machete instead

[LesRamboGrylls]

@Crazedblades46 Dont you dare insult a bear grylls product. If its got his name, its the ultimate tool.

[Crazedblades46]

@LesRamboGrylls Dude there are much better machetes out there

[LesRamboGrylls]

@Crazedblades46 But I watched Bear on a T.V. show. I just figured that he was the best at what he did because he had a show. I just figured he would put his name on the best.

[Crazedblades46]

@LesRamboGrylls Ur right but sog makes better machetes

[cw56football]

@gerberbeargrylls i love yuh!! 

[bbaasje]

Bear should know that the orange sticker attracts wild animals

[baggulman]

Blade looks ugly, But does the job.

[19t86]

Now it's time to drink my own piss!

[Korph88]

@19t86 now it's the time to go fuck yourself

[oattar]

Where can I buy his fleece?

[Reptile656]

This would be perfect for drinking my own urine.

[jasonskate123]

he forgot to add that the parang was also very useful when killing zombies

[artilleryboy1]

I thought he only used his survival knife and a few makeshift tools which he builds from junk he finds in the wildnerness. Anyway im still buying this

[bord4ever]

0:29 wtf!?

[bluesgurugod]

Does anyone think these can work good for killing camp counselors? I've already got my axes, butcher knives, chainsaws and hammers... just need a real machete and I'm good to go!

[IR335]

Invaluable for when you're in the jungle. Well, I won't be needing one of these then, will I?

[dodgyplonk]

i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took a gerber to the knee.

[MyBulletboy]

he put it in the sheath the wrong way round haa

[chufu11]

anybody looking for a piss joke???

well URINE luck.

[normannighthastings]

why yes..yes i did why cant you buy any of these in ireland.its a good thing that i make them incase a zombie apocalypse and i need to find someones daughter in the woods while killing zombies silently

[0utdoorsurvival]

piss jokes are getting old....

[woodweezel]

Made in china. I would not want to cut anything more then dry rotten wood with it either....

[edgajam]

@woodweezel Its made in usa, dipshit.

[woodweezel]

@edgajam Hay dipshit- I just looked at it at the store yesterday. Back of the package says MADE IN CHINA- Take a fucking look.............

[edgajam]

@woodweezel I did, dipshit.

[woodweezel]

@edgajam Well shit. I must be a dipshit. All the Bear Grylls gerber gear was MADE IN CHINA on the back. If Gerber made it in the USA it sure as shit would cost a crap load more then 39.95

[SavageArms357]

Seems like a Kukri would be better.

[supersaiyanMK2]

@SavageArms357 yeah man the kukuri is better

[neuroleptika]

@SavageArms357 Depends on what you want to do with it!

[SavageArms357]

@neuroleptika Well this machete would be good to like clear a path of brush, but for chopping wood and such, the Kukri is a much better survival tool.

[JulzTang]

@SavageArms357 Are you serious? Comparing a weapon designed mainly for fighting to a tool optimal for survival? And saying the weapon is better? Mfw.

[SavageArms357]

@JulzTang The Kukri is proven survival knife. The design of the blade being canted forward like that makes it absolutely perfect as a chopping tool, almost comparable to an axe. Just because it happens to be used as a fighting implement doesn't mean it can't thrive with other uses.

That's like saying the KABAR or Sog Seal Pup/Elite is a bad survival knife just because it was used by combat infantry.

[SavageArms357]

@JulzTang Also, this Parang probably isn't a very good survival tool if I'm honest. The blade being swept back like that looks cool, but for chopping wood, that REALLY hampers it. Unlike the Kukri, when you hit something with this Parang, by the time the blade hits it, you'll be at the end of your stroke, losing a huge amount of power. A canted handle would fix that.

Personally, I think this Parang is just a cool looking Machete to be used for nothing more than to clear dense brush.

[ashira72797]

@JulzTang Just thought I might add, most tools for survival can easily be used as weapons, and vise versa. Get your head out of your ass and look at the implements we use as what they are, tools to get things done.

[MattBOrange]

@SavageArms357 depends entirely what you want to do with it.

[SavageArms357]

@MattBOrange I don't really see any advantages to this design.. =\

[lasershow215]

@SavageArms357 I own both, and I prefer the Parang much more than the kukri, 90% of the time I use the parang.

[SavageArms357]

@lasershow215 I've never had either. I'd be interested in what you think of the Parang over a Kukri. It does seem like a Kukri is more of a situational tool.

[lasershow215]

@SavageArms357 I prefer the parang just because it feels more like an "extension of the arm" to me. I can chop like crazy with this thing lol. I also like the grip better than the one on my cold steel kukri. Just my two cents.

[SavageArms357]

@lasershow215 A knife is useless if you can't use it well. So personal preference is definitely the ruling factor.

Thanks for the input! :D

[MediPup]

@SavageArms357 No, a kukri is more novel. You have no mind for efficiency.

[SavageArms357]

@MediPup With a Kukri you have more power in the swing because the blade hits when your swing is at its most efficient point thanks to the forward canted blade. The exact opposite would happen with the Parang.

Not saying the Parang is the worst thing ever, I just think the Kukri would be better for chopping tasks.

[DeathByTheTree2]

Yes, next time I pop over to the rain forest for a quick swim i shall definitely take this thing along, wouldnt want to go unprepared. Might take one to Tescos and the next time I get a dirty look I'll show people the bear in me.

[Ctiradloss]

Well it is a fulltang carbonsteel parang... that just will work!

[jnssnable]

i have that! :D

[topsy420]

Bought a shitty chinese machete?

Better drink my own piss.

[TheRebelEye]

I'm getting ten.

[TheSuperiorTurtle]

JARATE!

[az129589]

Is that really Bear Grills

[Gassi099]

@az129589 you ain't serious, right? RIGHT??

[jsrl77]

Its funny we never saw him walk around in  a jungle with a machete

[Habiat23]

GRIPPY HANDLE

[BarlowEnter]

@Habiat23 I had a grippy handle situation going on when at dinner with my girl friend's parents. It just gets grippier and grippier, she just wouldn't leave me alone.

[yahoopig]

I bought one of these, 30 minutes work and it is sharp. A good bit of kit

[watchuwantboy]

gerber baby



[CurryKegs]

This is my jungle parang. better drink my own piss.

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

lol this was in The Walking Dead!

[alfonzo9000]

Did anybody come here after seeing the product placement in The Walking Dead???

[Grunt922]

@alfonzo9000 i did... i was like wow. thats really really dumb of you to do both gerber and the people who direct walking dead.

[AribterRyan]

@alfonzo9000 Nope we came here for a survival tool.

[TheRebelEye]

@alfonzo9000 Prove it was there.

[godofimagination]

@alfonzo9000 Same here. How did you know what machete it was, though? Did you see this in a store previously?

[alfonzo9000]

@godofimagination Kinda just went by the shape. When Rick had it in the church I kinda just figured it was the parang.

[Enafets1]

He forgot to drink his piss!

[LesRamboGrylls]

@Enafets1 I think he had some with a cheeseburger on his lunch break.

[MrFreckledGoldfish]

This is my new bear grills hammer. It can break sticks over a log!

[SharpeningNut]

The Pear Drylls Survival Series poojang mat hatty drahhhhhhhhh

[Th3RussBus]

I GOT THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[kiandana13]

@Vongo17 you are right he placed it in the sheath wrong

[RussianWilderness]

As much as I hate Bear Grylls, I love the knife. Got it, chopped a few branches off a tree in my yard, no rust the next day. Got some dents in the blade, though. Sharpened it, and it's good for another go. Comes very sharp, I recommend using it for emergencies only.

[AribterRyan]

@RussianWilderness Why do you hate bear grylls??????

[RussianWilderness]

@AribterRyan He's a fake, he gives out false information. He doesn't spend the night in the survival situation. I stick to Les Stroud.

[AribterRyan]

@RussianWilderness He does spend time in the wilderness but he said having served in the miltary most of his life learning and living these types of scenarios if he's offered a hotel I'm going to take it. These are only in certain cases. His information isn't false I've been to the British army colleges and learnt this sort of stuff.

I would like to add this will probably not change your opinion so I would like to say I would like to not argue about as its to much effort.

[RussianWilderness]

@AribterRyan No, friend, this is not an arguing subject (: Much love.

[AribterRyan]

@RussianWilderness It's really not :) on another note im curious what do you use as a survival knife at the moment??

[RussianWilderness]

@AribterRyan My best hunting knife is a 9 inch Maxam blade, and my current machete of choice is the Gerber Gator. I use an XL GB felling axe as well. (:

[AribterRyan]

@RussianWilderness Nice sounds awesome. I use a Boker Magnum Macro Stubby and a hunting knife with no name :P its about 10.5".

[lsus78]

Do not comment unless you own the actual knife. Your comments are worthless otherwise. Thank you.

[TheBastered]

fuck that. I am going with the old way using a samurai sword, they fucking sharp no matter what, accept I have to keep remembering keep on sharpen and clean.

[evilltorb]

"Ans also used as an axe" *FUCK!!!!!!!!-camera man

[Vonjo17]

He placed the blade wrong in the sheathe.

[qwerty1232578]

@Vonjo17 no he didnt, you are obviously blind as a bat

[jarrod1685]

everyone get over the chuck norris jokes they are so fucking lame also the piss jokes fucking grow up and stop trying to get thumbs up,think of your own comments

[Raven0051]

Better drink my own piss

[cammie500]

it looks comical 

[The4lbanian]

In Soviet Russia, parang is toothpick

[HiCapacity]

Cool parang, i could acquire a lot of piss with it .

[benry007]

is it bad that i want to take one of those camping

[LMNOvids3]

@pisspissoutmyass you are the faggot, you can't even compare to this guys survival skills. So go home and play x-box douchebag.

[ayayay111]

im getting 2 of these along with 10 bottles of vodka and im going out hunting elephants in india. i'll ambush them from the trees and mutilate their heads. i'll mix the blood with the vodka into a drink and go berserk on the tigers in the area. i'll do the same, mutilate, drink tiger blood and turn into charlie sheen, i will go home, sniff glue, drink liquor and kill 45% of my brain cells are dead and i will drive a red cheverolet on condemned roads in california drunk as fuck until i die.

[slayergut]

He put it into the sheath backwards.

i like..

[pisspissoutmyass]

What a fag.

[ThePeterg123]

Love that he puts his hand over the blade side of the sheath as he slides it back in. Good way to lose your fingers.

[megatromans]

@ThePeterg123

lol yes loft wiseman would do that

[Panthiest]

This Parang is an invaluable tool, and the only thing I can do is to drink my own pee.

[StephenDoyle50]

he says grippy handle in everyone of these videos ...

[spearfisherman99]

lol did u notice he was covering up the stain on it :P

[neighbour666]

Full length poontang. Must be Bare Frills then. What a egomaniacal twat and total tosser. He does not make me proud to be English. Mind you, I love it when he talks dirty, eats camel shit, and lives wild, like in a four-star hotel, boasting about the blueberry muffins he's scoffed for breakfast. 23SAS really like his publicity. Not, and regard him as a knob. Just to share.

[hodgee002]

lakshen47 have a look bear grylls parang machete 2/2 it shows a good review and the wood doesnt snap

[lakshen47]

@hodgee002 I did see a decent review of it, might have been the one you're talking about, and it wasn't as bad as I thought ;) But it's still just a top-heavy machete, not the multi-tool that is an actual parang...

[hodgee002]

@lakshen47 ohk cool

[Amicarnosis]

i love you bear grills

[iStrangleCats]

well bear grylls uses it as a toothpick

[12gravediggers]

canadian tire 44$ yay!

[mwillblade]

My cousin went into the woods with one of these and we never saw him again.......

[LedZeppelin13k7]

@TheWantToExist You mean junk right? Condor and Imacasa makes the BEST machetes on the market not a walmart special like this crap.

[braddy000]

Jason Voorhees should use one of them.

[TheAnonyLegion]

@fifemaster100

It isn't a machete. This is more stylized towards chopping.

[fifemaster100]

that test has a major flaw for testing a machete. a machete is meant for cutting shit that is hanging, not logs that have a tree, like another comment a hammer could have done that. FAIL

[TheCatfish7689]

I bought one of these they are Fucken Awesome

[yoshibro99]

he uses that to wipe his ass

[GanJah49]

@yoshibro99 to wipe your mom's pussy too...

[Colonel10110]

now i know what to threten women with when they won't have sex with me.

[gralo5]

@Colonel10110 you will be using it alot then;)

[boblio123]

mister crissty you made goo....wtf gerber you make some fines knife

[Reallush]

@TheWantToExist might wanna sharpen your hatchet ^^

[seemountain1979]

you can by it on faltbutiken.se

[39hige1]

I want to be like him <3 :D

[philsk8salot]

made a knife, gonna go drink some piss.

[coolguy125]

looks like a piece of shit

[lakshen47]

That wood cracks it isn't cut... Might as well have used a hammer...

[Rangerhalt1]

@lakshen47 That was a dead stick. Of course it wasn't going to cut through it because it was dead. You either don't know much about sticks are you're highly unobservant.

[lakshen47]

@Rangerhalt1 And you, friend, jump to conclusions while being totally oblivious to my point, which is that I don't want to see a jungle knife testet on partially rotten wood, because that's not what I'm gonna have problems chopping...

[Rangerhalt1]

@lakshen47 He just grabbed a stick near him. You can't expect him to look around for forever trying to find a "good stick". A stick is a stick. You act like he grabbed a brittle piece of wood that almost crumbled to pieces when he grabbed it.

[lakshen47]

@Rangerhalt1 It would appear so, yes, if we didn't know that this was a commercial... There is no such this as "just grabbing a stick near you" in a commercial, everything is set up beforehand to make the best possible presentation of the product...

[unitedwestunt]

@lakshen47 who remembers to pack a hammer for survival or an expedition? 5 lbs of useless weight

[Enigma4072]

@lakshen47 Yeah, because it's completely dried out.

[AllanFOOD]

@lakshen47 the wood is rotten of course it will break instead of a clean cut

[lakshen47]

@AllanFOOD and you don't think that was my point?

[jordyboy321]

@lakshen47 jealous of the bear? :p

[jarrod1685]

@lakshen47 thats because the wood is dead u dumb fuck,if was alive wood it wouldnt do that

[lakshen47]

@jarrod1685 I have a lame ass loser party and I would like to see you and your horrible loser ass girlfriend... And if you can bring some loser alcohol too, it will be a big fat surprise.

Looking forward to see you and your horrible girlfriend, and with you as VIP it can't nothing but really suck.

[jarrod1685]

@lakshen47 fuck off u cunt