If Halo was real...

[DahPurpleHippo]

I remember this from when i was 7. I lold then, and i lold now. Good job dude

[TheR0flman]

All i got to say is What the Fuck was wrong with them?!

[Cheesyman125]

The flood was here

And WTF JAPAN?!



[thorsbomber44442]

un frickin belivable XD

[uglyfartoriginal]

Splatter spree!

[Marshal098]

lmao omg thats funny

[shadownight003]

Splatafknmanjaro!!!

[ikaika928]

oh god xD thats just fucking crazy

[FrostyHaloAddict99]

he got a killionaire!

but that video was like really sick

[GamerVidFest]

Dude a spartan can't stop a hog can he stop a train (without armor lock)

[Vermilion515666]

@GamerVidFest Go stand on the tracks on the Halo 2 Multiplayer map "Terminal" and get back to me on that.

[AssassinsCreedAddic1]

Oh my God you have freaking sick mind! And I like it!

[xxkevxx105]

First it's japenese not Chinese the only ppl who get tht wrong are most likely black

second u should update this to halo reach with a different scene

[bajesus666]

this was a halo 1 map

[avendanopaciorek]

Epic!!! I would be one of those =D

[carter010108]

Lol

[cisko46285]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh  :0

[DarthWobbey]

There are a couple of odd things out this video. Why are people so shocked that people are getting killed by the subway? It's Japan, doesn't that happen every day? Also, I find it hilarious that this video is more entertaining than Gaylo ever could be.

[mohaas05]

LOL

[dan7lundy]

great, now there are even fewer women in china!!

[Thetop10guy1]

best video on youtube

[JJO117]

wheres killtacular

[mattgatto]

Defenetly japs, plus there should have been killionaires

[emodemon11]

LOL im not watching the movie but why the hell did they commit group suicide so freakin happily?

[Explosiveelm]

@emodemon11 It's the Japanese. They kill themselves all the time. They were made for the purpose of dying, like Electra.

[Deepnachos]

is this from a movie? If so what is it called?

[MonkeyKillU]

@Deepnachos suicide club

[rs31337]

WTF?!?!?!?! EPIC WIN ROFLMFAO

[simpsonsavatar]

lol

[zelotajino3]

i never take a train in china...XD

[emodemon11]

@zelotajino3 sorry i think they're japanese

[colonialkeyblade23]

you are a sick man but this is still funny.

where'd you get the halo fx from

[bobmar1y]

1:03 I think the game broke.

[yttihp11]

hehe

[DJDevilfish]

it should be "if lols were in a phisical form..."

xD

[e69alpha]

did..did the train just die?

[Deathscytheoo1]

xD haha perfection

[KickstarXboxLive]

Vehicular manslaughter!!! xD

[Darkkrieg]

Needs to be updated for Halo 3 =x

[georgecloss]

omfg lol !! ! ! ! !

should of been a killionaire bit it was funny, not what i expeted and at the end you should of had the medal mmmm braaaains lololool good work

[Noha307]

It's from Halo 2 where Killimanjaro was the highest number of kills possible.

[KickstarXboxLive]

Wow the train driver must have got the most kills any 1 person has ever got in 1 match

[Explosiveelm]

kkkkkkkkkkkillamunjaro!

[ichigo45621]

qzshbqwshbwhjqbswqbsyuwgefegwh­dscb

[TheHeavyMetalGuy]

Lmao Wtf XD

[myscure]

haha lol

[gavino411]

OMG WTF LOL that was freken funny as hell

[ironmaiden711]

FUCKING ANNOYING KKKKKKKKKK AHHH

[danieljc98765]

aw HELL NAW!!!

NOO!!!!!

[Graveypie]

That was quite funny nice work.

[DarthGohma]

0:54 is perfect for "HEADSHOT!"

[SpartanB146]

I've commented on this lots of times..but I fucking love this video. Good work.

[fredbobjim24]

DISTERBING and yet at the same time funny as heck!

[sgtzeon90]

What did i tell you?

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dude worse then zomibes im afraid of playin games now D: omg dude im so gunna cry

. thats what i said

[AcerN2]

the suicide cclub

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

Slayer...

[babypooon]

lol cant stop laughing going to explode

[XX847]

omg, i seroulsy couldnt stop laughing for like 3 1/2 minuets, it almost hurt i was laughing so hard!!! =D

[peaceisahumanright]

LOLAGE

[jefferybx198]

OMG this is too much LMAOOO

[coolaidman125]

this is awsome

[Shortie21fisk]

Haha. Should I feel bad for laughing?

[jamesthekenny]

No.

30 less Chinks

[tgamer85]

fuck!

[LordGeco]

freaky O.O

but oddly funny...lol

[photonDFF]

lol:P

[MLGTHeZOdiAc]

lolol

[999qqq000]

slayer lol

[slagthar]

OWNED

[redwingsfan620]

lol

[Highlordbalthazzar]

LOLOLOL OWNED

[TheSpy009]

i think is better that they have trouble because they sue your family for suiciding.

[stfgParadox]

lolololol

[Farsight0768]

sonuvabitch!

[TheSpy009]

what is sad most of them were virgins... T.T

[TheGreenCow1414]

DAMMM

[Domoneky]

This vid brings a whole new meaning to Killed by the Guardians.

[jamesthekenny]

So much wasted pussy......T_T

[superdum2]

@jamesthekenny 54 to be exact T_T

[manonthemoon516]

Disturbing, yet very funny! If only this were Halo 3.

[Tman12345678912]

Lol, I wonder.....If that happened in Halo 3 on Xbox live, and you just started, what rank would you be? I think.......23

[bluewave9]

lol funny

[jamesthekenny]

hahahahaha

So fucking awesome!

HAHAHAA

[Echaliesun]

WHAT DA F*CK WAS DAT?

[bajesus666]

there is a level like tht i think in halo 1

[xXG4m30v3rXx]

no halo 2 its called Terminal in the map pack

[bajesus666]

if you have ever owned halo 1 there is an ORIGINAL map called terminal, its just like that, many halo 2 and 3 maps are refebished halo 1 maps

[xXG4m30v3rXx]

actually i own 2 versions of halo 1 and i will record my self going throught the maps to prove there is no terminal map in halo 1

[snowskate212]

that was from a movie its called the suicide club

[ss2gernade4]

it was ok but u could of made less blood and some other things ok..........;µ¿

[Sksniper128]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

loved that

-Assassin

[lordleonxx]

lol

[Tanker940]

Your horrible grammar skills sure are funny though.

[ToramaruShujima]

This shit was AMMUTHAFUCKINMAZING =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I giggled ALOOOOOOOOT

[Luis19000]

even if halo were real y would u do that

[Tanker940]

@Luis19000 Why would a bunch of high school Japanese girls commit suicide by jumping in front of a moving train if the Halo universe was in fact real? Not sure actually, maybe the train's conductor was boosting.

[Tanker940]

¿sunb ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ .sıɥʇ ǝʞı1 ǝq ʇ,up1noʍ o1ɐɥ uɐǝɯ ı .ʎuunɟ ʇ,uıɐ sıɥʇ .sıɥʇ pɐo1dn n pıp ʎɥʍ

[hl2tdm]

thats scary

[K1llerP1ckle]

wtf type of movie i9s that???!!?

snuff??!!

[soup460]

What was the real film for?!?!?! BTW: Awesome...

[onlysabe]

not, this is afucking korean movie.jajaja

[j4john100]

one.. two..three!!! kill kill teamkill kill kill kil kkil kkkkkkil kill kill kill

[Dreadlord1423]

PWND

[trigun989]

i wish i was there to push some more ppl in

[Tanker940]

Dude, don't joke about that, my brother died that way.

[bmxpro97]

then ur brother was either dumb or cant balance that well. ANYWAY LOL!:D

[ZagsRag]

wow your a fucking fagit.. who would say that

? you fucking dick

go fucking die

[diablo625]

are u serious dude thats sad.

[Namikaze80]

LOL PWND

[starwarsdan]

omfg its so funny and so cool

[WonderLeone]

amazing

[skull838]

that was very disturbing

[crimemobnicca]

thats fucking sick

[jamesmanisdabest]

lol

[scottymcpimpin]

ur a n00b there was only a minute left, so the fact it would take all game to get those kills means its not pwnage x(

[Tanker940]

Wow, just no.

[scottymcpimpin]

seriously, yes, it didnt even win by kill limit, just by time

[Tanker940]

Unlimited scoring?

[scottymcpimpin]

hmmm....well i didnt know that. You did make the vid but no game details are in sight :(

[philo1593]

stereotypical asians

[thearmoredfatboy]

damn i need that train with me on Team slayer

[00mgill]

lol ur right

[scottymcpimpin]

U ARE MY IDOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

[00mgill]

was that real did it happen

[scottymcpimpin]

you are the dumbest piece of shit on this earth! congratulations!

[00mgill]

fuck of

[Tanker940]

scottymcpimpin, I've seen worse, I dare you to read though all these comments from this video.

[scottymcpimpin]

lol i will have to, but impossible right now, about to goto work. But seriously man, you are epic crazy xD

[SpartanB146]

You should remake this with Halo 3's Kili's.

[Tanker940]

Yeah or not.

[braetar]

that was weird but what movie was that and why did that happen!?

[SpartanB146]

Read the info.

[Tanker940]

What SpartanB146 said.

[tar464]

lol thats funny

[thebigC929]

Why did some idiot report explicit content thats obiously a edit. you uberheads

[Michiel89]

rofl that train driver has got insane skills!!! XD XD XD THAT WAS INS4NE!!! BUT FUNNI!!!! 5/5

[mattsdog]

awesome

[serjtankianandco]

hahahaha lol!gv

[JadenAbarai07]

LMFAO killaman-killa-killa-killa-kil­la-killamanjaro

Unfreakinbelievable

game over!

god love it

[YouBentMyWookiee]

I came.

[GarbageVids]

HAHAHAHA

[helljumper01]

was that a real movie!?

[Tanker940]

Yes. Read the description.

[fatninja300]

some people take things to seriously and maybe the racists should burn in hell

[sparta0607]

ok um im japanese and im cruel lol im 13 but not every ones cruel but any bieng in the world r dif so dont be sayin shit like dat and i hate chinese people

[fatninja300]

im sticking up for you!

[sparta0607]

o thanx

[fatninja300]

lol anytime

[Tanker940]

Um, what? I'm confused.

[Plast1cSpoons]

hi tanker

[oldwarrior09]

i hate asians anyways they can all burn in hell

[baconandeggs78]

Fuck you you fucking racist cunt sucker chode licker cock muncher swoggling swass monkey!!!!

There would be no such thing as video games if it werent for Asians, you jizz swallower.

ASIAN PWN!!!

[oldwarrior09]

hahhahahahahhaha my ass. vidoe games would of bin made some time or anuther bitch. look up dog massacure in china, and tell me asians are not cruel scum bags

[Tanker940]

Ah, YouTube...

[elicrter]

That video really sucked!!!! It disturbed one of my kids!!!!

[SpartanB146]

"This video may not be suitable for minors."

You uhh...saw that, right?

[Tanker940]

Back to 4 stars. =D Alright.

[SpartanB146]

Hahaha, I have to say, again, this is the best Halo video on youtube.

[MaestreMinD]

wow what a movie im sure that movie is crazy funny

[Misundaztud]

JESUS!!! I´l never watch that again!!!

[SpartanB146]

Jesus, I laugh uncontrollably everytime I watch this.

[lumpystump]

Youre one sick fucker then...that shit is fucked up and whoever posted it and made it is a sick motherfucker too...

[SpartanB146]

You can't see me, but I am literally rolling on the floor laughing after reading your post.

[SpartanB146]

comment* not post. Either way, shut up Lumpy. Let my sadist mind be happy.

[lumpystump]

What kind of loser laughs at this shit? I think you need some better entertainment. Maybe try talking to some girls or something. Maybe one of them could help you get off on something normal like sex rather than some japanese suicide video. I think ill shut up and leave you alone now though. You seem like the kind of sicko that would track me down and murder me and my family. Have fun in hell you sick fuck.

[SpartanB146]

Hahahaha. For your information, I have a girlfriend. And an active sex life! And get this: I LOVE her! GASP! So uhhh..suck mah bawlz, asshole. Suck 'em dry.

[starwarsfool]

That time of the month? Dude it's just a video! I mean c'mon the blood looked so fake! =( So cheer up ....it's just a movie!

[scottymcpimpin]

Dude youre such an uptight bitch. If you can't find the humor in this video, you should jump into an oncoming train. Goddamn, no one appreciates the Japanese for the Horro prowess anymore! So when you watch the grudge and get to see "BuffY" taking a shower, thank the japanese!!!

[hornyMcfuk]

hahaah omg lol XD

[howlgard]

fucking funny i must have watch it 8 times lol 5/5

[JnGtv]

hhahahhahahha unfrikinbelievable dude that hilarious 5/5!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eVBM]

omfgkurwa that was crazy :D almost fell of my chair withs lols

[ghostrider3009]

wtf dat waz retard shit

[saundies05]

Lmao.

[MightyxChikenxFry]

lol its started stuttering after sayin killanmajaro alot lol u should of put some of the medals

[Tanker940]

I actually tried that when I first made this video, but unfortunately the medals where not in horizontal and vertical ratio when I put them in the corner of the screen, so I just decided to remove them altogether.