McDonalds Staff Isn't Thinking With Portals

[SkillGrip]

I just have one question. Are you attempting to take your virginity to the grave? Because you're doing one hell of a job in protecting it thus far.

[mirrornette]

This. Dumb.

[Moviewxpert]

People need to stop being smart asses. You think your funny but your really not doing anything other than annoying someone while they're doing their job. They need to stop learning about useless shit in school and have a class for respect.

[tannerblake2002]

i wonder if there serveing cake XD

[ollebertsson]

232 people are McDonalds staff who isnt thinking with portals...

[imawsome511]

who asks that

[besper1]

gay

[thehondarebel]

@besper1 Are yo talking about yourself?

[hiimezawa]

They won't sell their food with portals...

they would sell too fast ;D

[GLaDOSandChell]

Y dont ppl think with portals by the way plz look at my video ill put up called "GLaDOS CoSTUME MaKING" ill put it up in 2 weeks

[crysisgamefan2]

@GLaDOSandChell Bcus u typ un-edumacatedlyness

[Wheatley300]

That is why I hate McDonalds >:(

[airjames9ify]

Fag

[oblivion0gro0krash]

I am thinking with portals. I put my penis in there and it gives me a nice hand job

[MarkusMari]

@oblivion0gro0krash what you mean is a glory hole.

[xD3athW1sh]

The Big Mac is a lie.

[Transformice9]

MD Toys:

Cake (nothing)

Companion Cube (wind up to play turret opera)

Portal Gun (changes color)

A minifigure of Wheatley (you can turn its eyes small or big

and a walking Chell

[Hawkfire360]

Hey, miss, I asked for cake with this...

[artisttutorials]

In BASE 4 IM FINE *kills all who think the fries are her*

[just1shadow1]

heres your fries. me: omg GlaDos noooooo

[imtomodly1234]

they dont sell cake so thhey must be keeping a secret

[NOlerct3]

Where's my portal gun happy meal toy? :(

[legologo119]

They forgot the cake

[sonicfangamer2]

Now don't forget about the

LEMOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Matchmyworld]

Stereotyping people who play Portal, McDonalds workers, immigrants, and girls. Yeeaaahhhhh...

[POPCORN454545]

the people who work there aren't smart enough to think with portals

[TheSoldierCore]

they can't play portal if they are not thinking whit portals

[shomitb]

this was fucking lame

[smashfanwii]

Maybe their new lemon icee thing is combustible.

[rock100010000]

@smashfanwii no i tried all i did was make a enegry ball thing that you can shoot out of a gun to make portals *sigh*

[CzMDavid]

... that was random. What made you think that she could ever have had heard of Portal?

[Wetstone75]

dumb as shit wasnt even funny nerd

[Ashi8No8Yubi]

That wasn't even funny...

[ChristmasIPRActivist]

I like it! I wish somone would say that to me at my job

Oh and I DO Thinking With Portals!!!!

[EspadaChrisT]

.......loser

[SpoilerAlertVideos]

see this is why people call you a nerd....

[pokefreak3]

Lol

[TheOldOne]

FFFHHHTTTT If someone came to my work and asked if I was thinking with portals, I would say, "If I was, getting to work would be reaaaaally easy. That and I would fuck with my managers. :D"

[firemon82]

now you're thinking with obeisity

[kingkitty20]

Mow You're Thinking With McDonalds.

[picklesxrxkewl]

I'm gonna do this next time I go to McDonalds... Damn, Friday can't come soon enough

[2stuntpaul]

mcdonalds needs toys for portal 2 release XD

[iloveyouneji]

@2stuntpaul the hamburger is a lie.

[jakobbch]

hahahahhahaa awesome question :D

[kalibos]

This is bad, and you should feel bad.

[matthes28469]

Happy Meal with companion cube....

[Bioniclemaster1998]

Don't worry, GLaDOS will kill the eventually with a deadly neurotoxin.

[anonymous4209]

thats why you do cut-off prevention

[TheZombie13777]

what game is that from

[XDME360]

@TheZombie13777 portal where have u been?

[TheZombie13777]

@XDME360  in my ass

[Russ4312]

this is the best video i've ever seen

[Commanderf6]

I love this. That's awesome.

[Filthma]

LOL!

[Pokenerd2012]

i thought that was hilarious! idk why others don't. i love saying things like that to people i don't know

[Mr7Tim]

What would you have said if she said yes?

[kurtnelle]

@Mr7Tim If she had said yes he'd prob have married her.

[elel70]

@Mr7Tim It would be a triumph.

[snipedog]

FAIL

[Kyon9854]

imagine what they could do if they did think with portals

announcer: "The all new McPortal burger made with real sirloin beef, cheese, and sesame seed buns. Oh, did I forget the portal?"

guy:"WHERE DID MY BURGER GO!?"

[kneteanimator]

@Kyon9854 where are the potatos??? ;)

[XxYuukixxCrossxX]

@Kyon9854 lol the things people come up with XD

[HJProjects]

@Kyon9854 or:

''the all new cake. you hungry? well, heres the best cake you evah tasted, its delicious and moist!''

*orders cake and pays 5 dollars for it.*

well, wheres my cake?

Ronald McDonald: IT WAS A LIE HAHAHAAAAAA

[X4C1M2]

@Kyon9854 THE BURGER IS A LIE.

[WAJMhome]

I dunno why so many people are being such douchebags over this video. I think it's funny : ]

[lestersole]

He had guts to do that

But even moar to suffer from the comments

[MarkQP]

what

[GomerDose]

Is this Failblog?

[mattias1234]

THEY DO NOT!?!?!?!

[failfan1]

PWNT

[Belial596]

...

[xXBornToGameXx]

2 words for you.

Epic Win

[urmumsbaps]

HAHAHA OMG WEN U WAS LIKE R U THINKIN WIV PORTALS AND DEY WAS LIKE WTF OMG TOTALLY MEGA PWNZAGE LOLOLOLOLL

stupid cunt.

[1kylemc1]

lol I should just say that kind of stuff at every drive through.

[RubyCarbuncIe]

the game Portal

[sawer999]

well the popular game portal by Valve has a character named Glad0s yes thats the real spelling and you have to think with portals and thats thinking with portals

[nosajb23]

i thought it was glAdOs

[sawer999]

might have been, dont remember specifically.

[AshkinsProductions]

GLaDOS

[sawer999]

GLaD0S

[sploopidy]

Actually guys, it's GLaDOS, (Generic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

[Rhiixon]

@sawer999 It's definitely GLaDOS

[TheBlacKoopa]

GLaDOS you mean

[ASBusinessMagnet]

If you listen carefully, the girl at McDonalds says "I think so" so she MAY be thinking with portals :D

[zzurp]

i thought she said "I don't think so..."

[IcelightBlue]

Craaaap

[PorkyBot07]

haha lol xD

[megl1325]

that lady is always there

[Schmacka]

here fukin nerd in the back ground goo lol  :P

[italyf1facup]

huh?

[Daniel513555]

G33k

[thatsmeman780]

read the description ????

[Afro7hunda]

i wood rokit lawn chair yur hed, LMAEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[chrisdd271]

that's cool!

[TehPwnDragon]

umm... what?

[PzkfWII]

winner

[darien478]

lol are you thinking of portals? women:no comment lol

[12fig]

RAWFELL KAWPTEER

[angry88]

retard

[da3gurls]

Geekin' me out, man.

[HypotheticalMuffins]

Hahahahaha!!

Now I must try this.

Thank you for making my life a little more fun.

[adonut4u]

Wow someone who works at mcdonalds doesnt even think your worth responding to. ur like the lowest of the low

[STICKRAZUL]

He's the Pedo bear in disguise I've found him once again!

Notice the "Panda bear" in his name and the Pedo Behavior

[elurocks13579]

Chris Hansen lolwut

[KasaiAisu1]

take a seat.

[EvilMuppet1979]

That's one way to impress a chick... not.

[FordForever5305913]

out of all the girls thats really not one on my priority list...the girl I like lives about 30 minutes from there

[sub4aNICEsub]

@FordForever5305913 hell?

[WebCamCartmell]

@FordForever5305913 Have you fucked her with portals?

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

@EvilMuppet1979 LOL ya cause getting the bitch who works at mcdicks is the BEST THING EVAR.

dumbass.

[EvilMuppet1979]

@manugnauinggshtrajk If you weren't a sociopathic fucktard who can't identify with other human beings then maybe you would realise that a person's job isn't any indicator of their quality as a person. Just a thought.

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

@EvilMuppet1979 no... i really wouldn't date a girl who works at mcdicks. sorry. ha they're all immigrants. and if not, then they are stupid.and i like girls to be smart.

i'm also very interested to learn how you came to the conclusion that i am a "sociopathic fuckfard who can't identify with other human beings" yeah dude, totally. LOL you hit the nail right on the head with that one.

moron. stop throwing around insults that don't even apply logically to the situation using "big boy" words.

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

@EvilMuppet1979 i'm also not going to feed you any longer. fuck arguing with degenerate retards on youtube who actually think immigrants who work at mcdicks are hot.

bahah, douche.

[GamerG0d1337]

@EvilMuppet1979 Yeahhhh.... you can hit that if you want. Nobody else will.

[SorenWolf]

@EvilMuppet1979 Says the guy with the user name EvilMuppet. Lol.

[Anyricto]

This was great ^^

[DavinTerrizzi]

Says the man who typed in 'portals' in the search field.

[czarchasm2]

Or did I type 'McDonalds' in the search field?

[FordForever5305913]

You clicked on it none the less...go cry about it

[czarchasm2]

None the less....the social awkwardness of it made me cringe.

[DarkX1079]

Why did you do a search on mcdonalds?

[friedmushroom]

cause he wanted a youtube snack.

[zoltor100]

He had a hankerin' for some McTubes.

[ffinfinity1]

oh wow lol

[Hyphinpoop]

LOL

[crazybratzgirl]

Prehaps Mcds should invest in portals

[xXCrocmonXx]

That was gay.

[masterfox3000]

whast of time

[undedz]

Excuse me, what the HELL does 'whast' mean?

is it a way to say 'with haste' for those who are too lazy to spell anything??? Or are you just a fag?

either way, you're a sh*t-faced cock master.

[warlord90210]

SHIT FACED COCK MASTER!!!

Stupid masterfox3000 it's not a whast of time.

It's 8 fucking seconds long

DEAL WITH IT

If you don't like it

GO KILL YOURSELF!

[EurekaTrustson42]

Win.

[Patacorow]

lol..?

[markfelix1000]

Well, I AM thinking with portals, for now

[markfelix1000]

Well, I AM thinking with portals, for now

[markfelix1000]

Well, I AM thinking with portals, for now

[Naster66]

I doubt George Bush is thinking with portals. Can you say "Now you're thinking with nuclear weapons?"

[Bra1nBust3r]

"i hope that weapons of mass destruction and people can co-exist peacefully"

[Terloy]

whatta nerd

[youlolzors]

Their food would have less oil if they flung it through a loop portal a few times...

Thats thinking with portals

[ShadowSoldior]

LMAO I'm gonna do this now.

[FordForever5305913]

Wow I find it quite pathetic that you people are freaking out because one of my friends decided to say a game quote to McDonald's employee...how sad...thats how most YouTube videos are....random silly stuff that has absolutely no point to it...and thats what makes it fun...

[aatusha]

exactly!

[PywackettBarchetta]

Which is why there's so much YouTube Poop.

[theawesomone]

@FordForever5305913 Its only sad because the cake is a lie.

[XDME360]

@theawesomone cake is no lie if u do portal right

[futrico69]

lol

[beghilhorst]

haha, spot on video

[xxBVEYRONxx]

this video sucks

[trechan]

so do you buttraper

[DJDigitalMonster]

holy shit he needs to go fuck himself.

[19mason89]

gna have 2 agree with lemon and Grozlam...tht clip woz extremely unfunny...total nerd!

[DJDigitalMonster]

nd u snd so fkn stupid when you type like you have no fucking clue who the hell you are.

it was funny as fuck now shut your faggot ass mouth.

[19mason89]

haha im pretty shure i know who i am

rly wasnt funny at all funniest part is the fact the guy in the video probably thinks he is being a total rebel by making this vid

...and my mouth wasnt involved in typing this comment im afraid Digital :)

[DJDigitalMonster]

. . . Uhh... Sorry to bust you bubble there but that made 0 sense to me. OMFG HE SAID ZER0 HES A NERD!!!!!111

HE USED A 1 AS A !!!1 he is a WHOR- i mean NERD!

-_-

[19mason89]

hahaha u make absolutely no sense whatsoever...what are u talking about?

[aatusha]

fuck you

[Grozlam]

God DAMN, that's just embarassingly lame

[CEP2]

You should totally go to Dairy Queen and start throwing cake (like LemonThe mentioned that you guys mentioned, if that makes sense lol), or just walking up to random people, yelling "THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

[knigtrider5]

but i am thinking with portals!

- McDonalds team

Switzerland

[palker4]

can you prove that?

[knigtrider5]

Out now, HOME DELIVERY SERVICE WITH PORTALS!

[aatusha]

lol. thats very...hey! thats funnier then i thought. 5/5

[HaloUniversalINC]

lol haha

[FordForever5305913]

Well it was just my B-Day and I made myself a a Portal cake...so in the end I did get mah cake...HAHA SCREW YOU GLADOS!